President of Baptist conference in Missouri arrested for attempting to arrange to have sex with a dog. That's right, a dog.

Courtesy of Raw Story:

The president and CEO of a Missouri Baptist conference center is out of a job after a sheriff’s Cyber Crimes Task Force arrested him for allegedly arranging to have sex with a dog after posting an ad on Craigslist . 

Jerald “Jerry” Hill, 56, of Camden County was arrested on Aug. 5th after setting up a meeting with an undercover officer for the purpose of having sex with a dog, according to the Columbia Daily Tribune. 

According to Boone County sheriff’s Detective Tracy Perkins, her office received a tip that someone was seeking sex with a dog or other type of animal — which she did not specify — on Craigslist. An undercover officer exchanged emails with Hill offering a dog for sex. Subsequently, Hill was taken into custody in Columbia, MO., when he arrived anticipating a sexual tryst.

You know correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the religious types always claiming that it is gay marriage that will lead to bestiality?

I am sure that the man will blame the devil for enticing him into such an unholy predicament. They always do. 

And speaking of that in other news a teen child molester has blamed a demon named "Luke" for HIS indiscretions:

An accused child molester from Oklahoma is claiming that a demon named Luke forced him to commit disturbing sexual acts against children. 

Matthew Lane Durham, 19, faces life in prison for allegedly raping and molesting up to 10 Kenyan orphans during a missionary trip to the Upendo Children's Home near Nairobi between April and June of this year. 

In oral and written statements, the Edmond teen allegedly confessed that he spanked, caressed, and engaged in sex acts with young girls and boys at the orphanage. He also wrote that he would force the children to watch while he touched himself . 

In chilling text messages between Durham and unnamed friends, obtained by KFOR, the teen reveals that he believes he’s a victim of demonic possession. 

Blaming demonic possession for your sexual perversions does not help you to logically deal with them, and expecting more prayer or reading of the Bible to rid you of your impulses is a recipe for disaster.

When will people learn that you cannot pray away inappropriate sexual urges, and instead must seek professional help?

"Two men are in jail, one cow is dead. and three cars are totaled. We can't show you that video because the man was naked and covered in jello." Will never write a better headline than this.

Courtesy of the Live Leak page:  

A computer tech for the Farmington school system was arrested for trying to have sex with a cow while another man shot video. 

The cow was later hit by three cars that are now totaled. Two men are now in custody. 

I have to confess that I have no good reason to share this story except for the opportunity to post that headline. 

A man waits his entire life for such a chance, and I damn sure wasn't going to let mine just slip away.

How these newscasters kept a straight face is completely beyond me.

P.S. For those who simply cannot believe this is real.

Judge who sent disgusting e-mail joke about President's mother sends apology letter

Here is the apology letter, courtesy of the Huffington Post, that Chief U.S. District Judge Richard Cebull sent to President Obama:

Letter To Obama

"I sincerely and profusely apologize to you and your family for the email I forwarded," said Cebull's apology letter, which was dated March 1. 

"I accept full responsibility; I have no one to blame but myself." Cebull said he requested that the Judicial Council of the Ninth Circuit review the situation. 

"Honestly, I don't know what else I can do," Cebull wrote. 

After reading something as disgusting as that e-mail concerning our President, it is fairly hard to give this guy a break, but I have to say that this letter sounds sincere to me. And it definitely sends a message to others who may feel they can openly disrespect the President without suffering a public backlash or private shaming.

Your thoughts?

Just about everything you need to know about Rick Santorum.

And do you know what?

The reason he has been doing so well is that he openly discusses the beliefs held dear by the majority of the Religious Right, but which most of the Republican politicians are too intelligent to say out loud.

One thing you can say about Rick, intelligence will never stand in HIS way!

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By the way if you want to see the very BEST Santorum graphic ever, then you have to see this.

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