Believe it or not jail is not the theme park atmosphere that the Bundy boys were hoping for and Ryan for one is having a series of terrible, horrible, no good, very bad days.
According to the complaint:
“My rights are being violated. My right to life is being violated. All of my First Amendment rights are being violated. My right to freedom of religion is being violated. I cannot participate in religious activities and temple covenants, and wear religious garments (Magic Mormon underwear.). I could wear them at Henderson, but MCDC is depriving me of the right to wear them. My right to freedom of speech is being hampered by monitoring and recording. My right to freedom of assembly is being violated; I am not allowed to see my brother and move about.
Can you believe it?
It's almost as if Bundy gave up a bunch of rights by breaking the law or something.
And here's the kicker:
My Second Amendment rights are being violated. I never waived that right.
Well that is the last straw my friends. After all what is a man like Ryan Bundy without his metal penis extenders?
Less than man, that's what!
Damn this actually needs its own category for stupidity.
(H/T to Wonkette.)
