This is my body.

 Have you ever noticed that NOBODY ever tells a man what to do with his body?

Bill Maher is NOT buying the moosepoop in Bristol Palin's new book.

This is VERY funny, and most of you will love it.

However for those of you unfamiliar with Bill Maher, or HBO for that matter, I should warn you that this clip contains adult content, so make sure the kids are not anywhere near your computer when you click "play."

Oh, and you probably should make sure your don't have a mouthful of coffee either.

(H/T to Mediaite.)

Bristol has a new Candies ad? WTF?

I am sorry but in this "situation" I think Bristol should have listened to the Situation.

I believe it is not often that the Situation is the most intelligent person in a conversation, but in this one he was not only on the side of logic he was also doing the job that Bristol's mother failed to do back when she really needed the advice.

Now I fear it is much too late to do "B. Palin" any good.

Update: Speaking of abstinence my friend Ozmud has taken that photo of Bristol from last night's visit to the Cheesecake Factory and lightened it up a little.  Take a good look and tell me if that is the result of too much cheesecake or from not following the Situation's advice.

After you look at this, and tell me what you think, please do me a favor and head on over to OzMud and read her commentary.   She has much more to say on the topic.