Jon Stewart talks about the Twitter war he had with Donald Trump way back in 2013, and what that tells you about the Republican candidate.

In case you are thinking that perhaps Jon Stewart is making this up, here is that tweet he mentioned from Donald Trump:

If Jon Stewart is so above it all & legit, why did he change his name from Jonathan Leibowitz? He should be proud of his heritage!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 3, 2013

In response Stewart decides to respond in a somewhat similar fashion: 

“So I decide to tweet back at him, ‘Many people don’t know this but Donald Trump’s real name is Fuckface Von Clownstick. I wish he would embrace the Von Clownstick heritage,” Stewart said, quipping that “Lincoln used to get into this shit all the time.” 

“I swear to you, this is true — the man who very likely, given the FBI’s preference, be our next President then tweeted ‘Amazing how the haters and losers keep voting the name Fuckface von Clownstick like they are so original and no one else is doing it,” Stewart recalled, attempting not to laugh too much. “Then he tweeted ‘What’s funny about the name ‘Fuckface Von Clownstick? It was not coined by Jon Leibowitz; he stole it from a moron on Twitter.'” 

“So I tweet back, ‘We seem to have hit a F*ckface Von Nervestick,” Stewart continues. He then pointed out that right-wing superman Trump then went silent until four days later in the middle of the night until he tweeted “Little Jon Stewart is a pussy and would be hopeless in a debate with me.”

Stewart then tells the crowd to "Vote wisely this November."

Which of course is very good advice.

As I watched this I could not help but feel the loss of Jon Stewart's amazing wit in this terrible, emotionally draining campaign season.

Others are trying, they're doing their best to fill the void, but it's just not the same.

By the way I am currently sleeping as it is about 2:00 AM in Alaska, but don't let that dissuade you from posting a comment. I usually have to wake up an pee around this time anyway, and I'll check the comments before I go back to sleep.

Donald Trump picks another Twitter fight with Elizabeth Warren. Why does he think this is a good idea again?

Goofy Elizabeth Warren didn’t have the guts to run for POTUS. Her phony Native American heritage stops that and VP cold.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 11, 2016

If the people of Massachusetts found out what an ineffective Senator goofy Elizabeth Warren has been, she would lose!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 11, 2016

If Trump thought that Warren would let that slide he was sadly mistaken.

We get it, @realDonaldTrump: When a woman stands up to you, you’re going to call her a basket case. Hormonal. Ugly.

— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) May 11, 2016

Do you think you're going to shut us up, @realDonaldTrump? Think again. It's time to answer for your dangerous ideas.

— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) May 11, 2016

You care so much about struggling American workers, @realDonaldTrump, that you want to abolish the federal minimum wage?

— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) May 11, 2016

.@realDonaldTrump: Your policies are dangerous. Your words are reckless. Your record is embarrassing. And your free ride is over.

— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) May 11, 2016

In response this was all Trump could come up with.

Goofy Elizabeth Warren is now using the woman’s card like her friend crooked Hillary. See her dumb tweet “when a woman stands up to you…”

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 11, 2016

Yeah, not really a good idea to start a verbal war with a woman who went to college on a debate scholarship.

Believe it or not the Sarah Palin/Azealia Banks feud is going into overtime. Update!

As we posted yesterday Sarah Palin has threatened to sue Banks over those rather disgusting remarks she made on Twitter.

Before that came out Banks had issued an almost apology, but now it seems that the rapper is no mood to smooth things over.

When you're a public figure who courts attention, you can't sue ppl for making jokes. Freedom of Speech girllllyyyyy

— AZEALIABANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) April 5, 2016

Everyone can tell you're spreading them cheeks for Mr. Trump Sarah..... you ain't got to lie.

— AZEALIABANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) April 5, 2016

Word on the street is Sarah has no friends in the GOP. Nobody like that bihhhh

— AZEALIABANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) April 6, 2016

My only mistake was insinuating that SP might have sex with someone other than one of her cousins. #trailer

— AZEALIABANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) April 6, 2016

You know if Palin had not cut her advisers loose when the SarahPAC funds started drying up, she might have had someone around to tell her that responding to a rapper in a war of words is something that even Trig would be too smart to fall for.

Let's face it this Azealia Banks faces NO downside for going after Palin.

Her audience is only going to like her more for taking on a racist icon, and Sarah Palin's few remaining supporters would not buy a rap album with a gun to their head.

And if Palin were to ACTUALLY try to sue this person, not only would that suddenly make Banks one of the most famous rappers in the country, but she would lose badly and attract even more scorn from the African American community.

If Sarah Palin has even one surviving brain cell left in her head she will accept defeat and walk away while she still can.

Update: And now Nancy French, as Bristol's doppelganger, joins the scrum.

Palin hiding behind her faux daughter, who did not see that one coming?

I guess if Banks goes after Bristol then poor Sailor Grace will be pressed into service as a human shield as well.