Favorite example of conservative infighting of the day.

So apparently Michele Malkin and Donald trump have started a Twitter battle that is pretty damn ugly, and gloriously entertaining.

Mediaite has all the ugly details:

 Malkin’s conservative Twitter aggregator site Twitchy took to calling the real estate mogul and recent CPAC speaker Trump a “conservafraud.” 

Shortly thereafter, Malkin took to Twitter — as she is wont to do — to ask Trump why he once called her a “dummy” and “smeared” her “past.”

Oooh, calling the Donald a "coward." That is not going to go over well.

Ouch! Well if Malkin is even remotely familiar with Trump she should have expected this.

Think she learned her lesson? She is a Right Wing moron so of course she didn't.

Others on Twitter are trying to warn Malkin that Trump has no scruples, but it does not look like she is listening.

That is all Mediaite had so far but trust me the battle rages on.

This was Malkin's last salvo:

#WhatDoesDonaldDo He expects women to be like Beyonce and Bow Down. No dice, Chump.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) March 22, 2013

Can I just say how much fun it is to sit back and watch two of the most distasteful people on the planet ripping into each other in a public forum?

Now if you will excuse me I think my popcorn needs some more butter.

The entire National Enquirer story about Bristol Palin is now online.

We already covered most of the information before, but there is a little more nastiness that escaped my notice.

Courtesy of NE: 

“Bristol has nothing going on right now – she’s single and has no jobs lined up – so she’s harassing Levi and Sunny,” said the source. 

“Their wed­ding has really gotten under her skin. Bristol may say she’s over Levi, but she always held out hope that they would end up together.” 

Meanwhile, Levi and Sunny hoped to have Tripp become an integral part of his little sister’s life, but the source says bitter Bristol is going out of her way to make sure the tyke and his new sister spend as little time together as possible. 

“Levi may be a loser, but he was Bris­tol’s first true love and the father of her son,” said the source. “The thought of him walk­ing down the aisle with Sunny really struck a nerve. 

“Now Bristol doesn’t know what she wants. And until she figures it out, her mission is to make sure Levi pays for everything she feels he’s done to her.” 

Well she certainly IS her mother's daughter isn't she?

What a nasty piece of work.

This is the picture that NE used. Bristol doing what she does best.

 Now I think there should be no doubt why Bristol was so desperate to prove she has moves on that she planted that story about her car and her infatuation with Joey Junker. How else does somebody with the maturity of a fifth grader make her old boyfriend jealous?

And really how could Levi not be jealous of this guy?

Oh yeah, you can almost smell the pungent odor of Axe Body Spray mixed with pot fumes from here.

You know in my opinion I don't think Levi has any choice but to take Bristol back to court. If he doesn't she will just continue to punish him and brainwash his son until she has successfully turned Tripp against him.

Hopefully with Sunny by his side he can finally find the balls to teach this family a long overdue lesson about bullying people and trashing their names in public.

Sarah Palin has found a new occupation. Bitchy stage mom!

Courtesy of Radar Online:

During the negotiations for Bristol's upcoming Lifetime reality show, Life's a Tripp, says a source, :She was one of the most difficult people they have ever had to deal with!" 

Sarah, 48, held execs at bay for weeks over the terms of the contract, an insider reveals. "She told them that Bristol was worth much more than anyone on reality TV today, that she was the original Teen Mom," the source says. "She told them that whatever number they were thinking of, to triple it." 

"Hey my daughter didn't get her face refurbished for nothing! She is going to be a star!"

And even when they agreed to a number, the source says, the negotiations were far from over. "Sarah made the network add a 'creative input' clause that gave her final say on what scenes or topics would be considered suitable to air," the insider explains.

Well if THAT doesn't sound like the Sarah Palin we all know and loathe, I don't know what does!

However I have SERIOUS doubts that this show will ever see the light of day.

I have few good contacts in the industry, as well as people in the know about production up here, and there is hardly a whisper.  Hell Iran is less secretive about their nuclear program than everybody connected with this show is about when or if it will ever debut. (You can check for yourself by visiting Lifetime's lineup right here.)

Of course considering reports about the difficulties the producers had with Bristol during filming, and now with the Grizzled Mama's reported interference, I certainly would not be surprised if the producers just threw up their hands and shelved the show indefinitely.

My daughter is currently working a reality show gig, and you would NOT believe how many of these shows are filmed and never see the light of day.

And if I am not mistaken, I do believe that even if a TV show or movie is NOT released that they may STILL qualify for the new tax breaks.

In other words, Ka-Ching, Ka-Ching for the Palins once again.

Sarah Palin responds to reports that she quit One Nation bus tour. Update!

On Twitter of course:

This is the Fox report which Palin links to in the tweet.

So essentially Sister Sarah doesn't say she did NOT quit the bus tour, just that she never said she HAD quit the bus tour. And until the Queen hands down her royal proclamation, everybody can just kiss her high and mighty heinie.

Didn't Palin just pull this same stunt when somebody suggested she was about to announce whether she was running for president or not?

See? Without RAM'S help she cannot even come up with an original response, so she has to use some version of the same one over and over again.

"Hey I didn't SAY anything, nobody knows what I am doing until I SAY what I am doing! That is if I even decide that I WANT to tell anybody what I am doing! So just sit there and shut up until I tell you what to think!"

At this point anybody who still supports this fraud should have their voter registration card impounded until after they have had a mental health evaluation and been deemed competent.  Somehow I don't think too many of them will make it through the screening successfully.

Update: Palin is in "Quitter Overdrive" as she cancels trip to Sudan as well.

Palin scrapped her visit to the North African country for scheduling reasons, several sources close to her said. She was planning to travel with Franklin Graham, the son of evangelical leader Billy Graham, as well as Fox News personality Greta Van Susteren to the July 9 independence ceremony of South Sudan, the sources said.

Okay Palin-bots, are your rationalization muscles all worn out yet? 

Just walk away while you have even a shred of self respect left, she is NEVER going to be who you so desperately want her to be.  Trust me, I live in Alaska, I KNOW!

Crap, I have to e-mail Joe McGinniss and tell him he was right.

Thanks a lot Sarah! You know I hate to be wrong.

The View ladies address Palin's ridiculous attack on Michelle Obama during last Sunday's "Sarah Palin sees Alaska for the very first time."

Sarah Palin appears with Greta Van Susteren and trots out the mean girl for all the world to see.

I was going to take the res of the day off from blogging until I happened across this exchange between Sarah Palin and Greta Van Susteren. Listen to how many times she says she was "telling the truth". You know what that means don't you?



"Did the college student hack into my e-mails?" Actually NO he did not!

"Did he disclose personal private e-mails for the world to see or not?" Yes he did but then so did MSNBC when they published Todd's e-mails for the world to see. The only difference is that Sarah could not have most of it redacted when Kernell posted it. Face it Sarah when you became the VP candidate the privacy of all of your friends and family was sacrificed to your ravenous ambitions.

By the way I think this "News show" she is referring to was Fox News. (At least that is where Bristol claims to have seen it.) Of course Palin does not want to mention Fox's name because that is the hand that helps to feed her ravenous appetite for money and fame.

Now if you listen carefully around the 5:00 mark you will hear Greta ask Palin if she feels any empathy or sympathy for the young man who did this.  Listen to her response.

Did you hear her answer?  She simply talks about what she perceives as his intent to derail her campaign and then clenches her manly jaw and says the punishment is up to the judge. She displays NOT THE TINIEST BIT of empathy for this kid!  Not the tiniest bit!

Shocked at that response Greta tries to ask her again, and this time Sarah goes on the attack against the boys defense team!  Claiming that they are not doing their job and should have offered a plea bargain.  She even questions their intelligence?  Un-fucking-believable!

Clearly she want this kid to fry! He dared to embarrass her, and interrupt her rise to power and she wants him to suffer for his crimes against her. If ever you gave her the benefit of the doubt about being a vindictive bitch this should put any of your doubts to rest.  If she could strap him to an electric chair and pull the switch her self I doubt she would even hesitate.

Palin returns to Facebook and threatens to punish 20 of the Democrats who dared oppose her will.

From ADN:

Palin announced SarahPAC's "Take Back the 20" campaign on Facebook.

"We're going to fire them and send them back to the private sector, which has been shrinking thanks to their destructive government-growing policies," she said in her Facebook posting. "Maybe when they join the millions of unemployed, they’ll understand why Americans wanted them to focus on job creation and an invigorated private sector."

Palin said they'll be focusing on three districts in Arkansas, Indiana and Tennessee where Democrats are retiring as well as on 17 incumbents in Arizona, Colorado, Florida, Indiana, Alabama, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Virginia and West Virginia.

Sister Sarah is in a right snit about the passing of this health care bill and she is bound and determined to raise enough money to challenge these upstart Democrats even if it bankrupts every single one of her wide eyed drooling followers to do it!

I bet that almost makes it hard for her to sleep on her 300 count Egyptian silk sheets, in the cozy little room she shares with Piper, surrounded by the gaudy buildings she paid for with money she made by giving repetitive speeches, signing her name to a ghostwritten book, and making crap up on Fox News. The poor baby!

I wonder how much of HER money Sarah is giving to these political campaigns?  Is there a number less than zero?

Update:  Here is the graphic the crazy bitch is using.  And this is after she tweeted: Commonsense Conservatives & lovers of America: "Don't Retreat, Instead - RELOAD!"

(H/T to Kat)