As of August first the Sarah Palin Channel will be free.

"How come nobody wants to give me any money?"

Courtesy of the Sarah Palin Channel:

Thank you for your subscription to the Sarah Palin Channel. 

Effective August 1st, the Governor will be making all of her content free on her Facebook page and at SarahPac.com. 

• If you are a monthly subscriber here on SarahPalinChannel.com, you will not be charged anything after this month. There’s nothing that you need to do. 

• If you are an annual subscriber, you can have the balance of your subscription refunded to your credit card or you can roll your subscription into one of the other channels on our network.  

So does this mean that Palin is quitting again?

Kinda sounds like it.

I think that we know Palin well enough to realize that the ONLY reason that she is now making the content free is because she was not making any money through subscriptions anyhow.

Which, by the way, is something that most of us predicted on the day the channel made its debut.

I wonder if that is why the content had been, shall we say, less than plentiful as of late?

And now with no money coming in at all, do we really think she is going to bother making those insipid little videos for free? 

So to sum up, Sarah PAC is now running on fumes, Fox is no longer paying her to babble incoherently on their cable news channel, she can only get paid to speak about once every four or five months, nobody, and I mean NOBODY, is interested in any more of her ghostwritten books, and she cannot make any money through subscriptions to her internet "channel."

Gee, what is a washed up old political has been to do?

Well, there is always that I guess.

P.S. For those of you wondering, yes the folks at the Sea O'Pee absolutely think this is a sign that Palin is running for President.  But then again, they think every time she blows her nose it is a sign she is running for President.

The people who pre-ordered Sarah Palin's book are now just trying to give the damn thing away!

"Look we clearly got caught up in all of the hype! Now we have a truckload of these damn things coming and nowhere in the warehouse to store them! If you buy a subscription to our crappy magazine we will just GIVE you a copy! How is that for a deal?"

"Wait, wait if you order from US we will give you TWO different options. You can get the book for just $8.95 (plus $5.95 shipping and handling) plus a book to explain her book, and 4 months of OUR crappy magazine, or you can pay $49.95 for a year of our crappy magazine and Sarah Palin's free(?) book!"

"What? You don't think that sounds like much of a deal? Well then you need to read our sycophantic description of the greatest book since the New Testament!"


Why You Need to Read Going Rogue

Sarah Palin is one of the most controversial and exciting figures on the political stage.

She is hated and feared by her liberal detractors. Conservatives love her.

Her story has never really been fully told — until now.

From her humble beginnings to her time in the spotlight as the first female Republican vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin has led an extraordinary life. ("Just got back from China, don'tcha know.")

Going Rogue will recount her shocking rise from housewife to governor of the state of Alaska — and how she took on a corrupt political establishment to win the state's highest office. ("Yep took on the corrupt leaders of the Republican party and replaced them with corrupt leaders of my own.")

Going Rogue will tell for the first time why John McCain selected her and what really happened during the 2008 campaign.

In Going Rogue, Sarah Palin holds nothing back and even gives her stunning assessment of Barack Obama. ("Terrorist loving Muslim, who reminds REAL Americans of Adolph Hitler.)

She also reveals her thoughts about a 2012 presidential run. ("Without that old fossil holding me back I will win it without even breaking a sweat. Just got to keep that bitch Katie Couric as far away from me as possible!")

And in Going Rogue, you will discover the personal side of one of America's most fascinating women. (Wal-Mart pajama wearing, Crunchwrap Supreme eating, rogue ex-Governor, that's me!)

Sarah shares how faith has led her throughout her life and offers her insights into the personal challenges she's faced — including balancing her time as a working mother, recognizing the war's impact with her son serving combat in Iraq, having a child with a disability, and supporting her teenage daughter through an unplanned pregnancy. ("Yep only fake pregnancies are planned in THIS family.")

The media have gone out of their way to distort and twist the real Sarah Palin. ("Yep the truth is only a distortion of the story that I want people to believe. Damn bloggers!")

In Going Rogue you will get to see her close up and real — and find out what the media simply don't want you to know. ("Yeah like did you know my favorite color is hot pink? Nope. And that is just ONE of the things the media did not want you to know about me.")

Palin has received much attention through the media, but never before has her complete story been told in her own words.

Well damn it, I am convinced!

I guess I WILL have to read through page after page of crazy and see if I can't discover the REAL Sarah Palin as well. Do you think the REAL Sarah Palin is scary as the "not real" Sarah Palin? Hmm maybe this book comes with a night light?