Showing posts with label tiger. Show all posts
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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Globe Exclusive! Sarah Palin staves off divorce after red hot Hawaiian vacation with Todd!

Um..."red hot"?

Really?

Well okay, maybe Sarah is a real tiger in bed.

In the dark.

After her children are finally asleep.

And after she has cleaned the sand out of her...well you know.

AND after she is done being pissed of at the paparazzi for taking the unflattering pictures of her.

Maybe after all of that she turns into a real Alaskan wildcat in the sack, and rocks Todd's world.

Or at least shakes the bed around a little, you know in a "red hot" kind of way

I guess it could happen. I mean stranger things HAVE happened, right? Right?

Update: If you click the title it should take you to the Globe teaser. But just in case they delete it, this is what it says:

Republican poster girl Sarah Palin has headed off divorce, pals say, with a red-hot Hawaiian vacation with her hubby Todd. GLOBE's exclusive reveals all the intimate details you won't want to miss!