Courtesy of the Daily Mail:
Bristol Palin and husband Dakota Meyer appear to be giving their marriage another shot.
The couple, who wed in 2016 and have two daughters together, have seemingly reconciled - just three months after Meyer filed for divorce.
Palin hinted at the reunion Saturday sharing a sweet family photo of Meyer with their two-year-old daughter Sailor and her nine-year-old son Tripp.
'Thankful for you,' Palin captioned the photo, adding a heart emoji and tagging her husband in the post.
Palin also updated her Instagram name to include her husband's last name.
Shortly after news of her split made headlines the 27-year-old mom-of-three changed her last name from Meyer to Palin on the social media site.
It now reads Bristol Meyer again.
Meyer is also hinting at their reconciliation. Earlier Saturday, the ex-Marine posted several videos on his Instagram Story of him hanging out with his daughters and Tripp, who he supposedly wasn't allowed to see during his split from Palin.
Of course Bristol kept Dakota from seeing Tripp, because using the children to manipulate the men is a long time Palin tradition.
Okay well I held off reporting on this for well over a week, even though people kept pestering me with links, because I was not sure that it would last even long enough for me to write out a post.
But if the Daily Mail is reporting it that is because Bristol wants it reported, since they are her new go to outlet for spreading her propaganda.
So now we can start taking bets on how long THIS will last.
My guess, not very damn long.
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Sunday, April 22, 2018
Wednesday, April 18, 2018
Has it been ten years already?
And thus began one of the oddest occurrences in America political history.
At first I, along with my fellow Alaskans, celebrated the first female governor giving birth to a baby while in office, which was also obviously a first.
But then.....well we all know what happened then.
I think my only real regret after all of these years is that I could never figure out exactly why, how, or from where.
Lots of theories, some of them frankly a little insane.
But no definitive answers.
All we know for sure is that whatever Palin thought she was going to achieve by making this decision, it is clearly not what ended up happening.
Instead of living in the White House with full time nannies seeing to little Trig's needs, she is stuck back in Wasilla hawking weight loss products on the internet with her baby factory of a daughter.
At first I, along with my fellow Alaskans, celebrated the first female governor giving birth to a baby while in office, which was also obviously a first.
But then.....well we all know what happened then.
I think my only real regret after all of these years is that I could never figure out exactly why, how, or from where.
Lots of theories, some of them frankly a little insane.
But no definitive answers.
All we know for sure is that whatever Palin thought she was going to achieve by making this decision, it is clearly not what ended up happening.
Instead of living in the White House with full time nannies seeing to little Trig's needs, she is stuck back in Wasilla hawking weight loss products on the internet with her baby factory of a daughter.
Oh, how the not so mighty have fallen.As a busy 🏒mom I need all the energy I can get! I gave up morning coffee for a healthier option suggested by Bristol - @teamiblends teas work! No mid-day crash, steady energy - a lifesaver! -SP— Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA) April 18, 2018
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Monday, April 02, 2018
Taking a break from politics to check in on our favorite dysfunctional family.
So from what I can gather this is Dakota and Bristol doing the whole "pretend not to hate each other for the sake of the kids" thing for the Easter holiday.
I've been there.
I am not a body language expert but if Bristol and Dakota were any further apart one of them would not even be in this photo.
It seems to me that Tripp is finishing out the school year in Texas, but I do not know what that means for him going forward.
Bristol however is likely stuck there at least until after the divorce, at which time she will have to decide if she wants to do the long distance parenting thing, or suck it up and stay in a state where she has limited friends and no family.
As for Track Palin, well his hearing has been reset or continued six times now starting way back in January, and the current date is set for May 5th.
In the meantime Track is under house arrest and all of this guns have been taken away.
So I am sure he is having plenty of time to contemplate his actions.
Who are we kidding? He is likely blaming his parents, blaming his exes, and blaming God.
Track is not an introspective person.
I've been there.
I am not a body language expert but if Bristol and Dakota were any further apart one of them would not even be in this photo.
It seems to me that Tripp is finishing out the school year in Texas, but I do not know what that means for him going forward.
Bristol however is likely stuck there at least until after the divorce, at which time she will have to decide if she wants to do the long distance parenting thing, or suck it up and stay in a state where she has limited friends and no family.
As for Track Palin, well his hearing has been reset or continued six times now starting way back in January, and the current date is set for May 5th.
In the meantime Track is under house arrest and all of this guns have been taken away.
So I am sure he is having plenty of time to contemplate his actions.
Who are we kidding? He is likely blaming his parents, blaming his exes, and blaming God.
Track is not an introspective person.
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Friday, March 02, 2018
In attempt to make connection to real celebrity Bristol Palin claims to have read a book.
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| OMGD you guys! I just tried to read a book. |
As she copes with her recent split from her estranged husband Dakota Meyer, Bristol Palin is leaning on her Christian faith and reading the inspirational book Chris Pratt relied on during his breakup with his wife Anna Faris.
The 27-year-old mother-of-three took to Instagram Stories on Wednesday to share a photo of Pastor Chad Veach's book 'Faith Forward Future: Moving Past Your Disappointments, Delays, and Destructive Thinking.'
'I saw this on @prattprattpratt ig awhile ago, it is such a great read if you need a little kick in the @$$ (becoming a book worm lately),' she wrote.
Let me just say that as somebody who has read way more than his share of Bristol text messages I find it quite unlikely that she could even sound out three syllable words without a tutor sitting right next to her.
And as for her "Christianity" let me just say that her appearances at any Wasilla church while growing up were few and far between.
Christianity is just the disguise that the Palins wear in an attempt to hide their true nature.
I would not be at all surprised if Bristol actually held out some hope that Chris Pratt, of "Guardians of the Galaxy" fame, might actually reach out to her in response to this article and give her the opportunity to start working on making him her next sugar daddy.
After all a girl has needs.
And for a Palin those needs are mostly financial.
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Friday, February 23, 2018
So Bristol Palin is now back in Texas to continue her divorce battle with Dakota Meyer.
Courtesy of the Daily Mail:
Bristol Palin has returned to Texas after spending some time quality time with her family in her home state of Alaska amid reports her husband Dakota Meyer has filed for divorce.
The 27-year-old mother-of-three, who has two daughters with Dakota, took to Instagram on Wednesday to post a snapshot of herself enjoying the Alaskan winter with her two-year-old Sailor Grace.
'Already missing AK,' she captioned the image, which shows her eldest daughter bundled up in a bright pink snow suit while cuddled in her arms.
Of course leaving Alaska means that Bristol will be isolated from her support network that she relies on so completely.
Broken families like this always seem to create a meme of "It's us against the world," which both binds them together and deepens their family pathology.
On her own Bristol is fairly fragile and cannot stand up for herself without breaking down and making it worse.
During her custody battle with Levi she seduced Dakota into becoming her white knight and used him as her go between when she was on the ropes.
Kind of makes me wonder what poor Texas SOB she has targeted to fight her fight this time?
(P.S. I kind of enjoy talking about this fucked up family again. After all covering the school shootings, Trump presidency, and decline of America can be so depressing sometimes.)
Bristol Palin has returned to Texas after spending some time quality time with her family in her home state of Alaska amid reports her husband Dakota Meyer has filed for divorce.
The 27-year-old mother-of-three, who has two daughters with Dakota, took to Instagram on Wednesday to post a snapshot of herself enjoying the Alaskan winter with her two-year-old Sailor Grace.
'Already missing AK,' she captioned the image, which shows her eldest daughter bundled up in a bright pink snow suit while cuddled in her arms.
Of course leaving Alaska means that Bristol will be isolated from her support network that she relies on so completely.
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| What? No Track? |
Broken families like this always seem to create a meme of "It's us against the world," which both binds them together and deepens their family pathology.
On her own Bristol is fairly fragile and cannot stand up for herself without breaking down and making it worse.
During her custody battle with Levi she seduced Dakota into becoming her white knight and used him as her go between when she was on the ropes.
Kind of makes me wonder what poor Texas SOB she has targeted to fight her fight this time?
(P.S. I kind of enjoy talking about this fucked up family again. After all covering the school shootings, Trump presidency, and decline of America can be so depressing sometimes.)
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Wednesday, February 21, 2018
Sarah Palin loses it over fact that daughter's soon to be ex-husband is sticking her with the attorney fees.
Courtesy of Radar Online:
Mama grizzly Sarah Palin is roaring mad over her estranged son-in-law’s bid to get her daughter, Bristol, to pay his legal fees in the couple’s bitter divorce, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively!
In papers filed in Texas’ Travis County, Bristol’s baby daddy — Medal of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer — asked the judge to force Bristol to cover his “attorney fees, expenses and costs through the trial.”
“Sarah is furious!” dished a source close to the former GOP vice presidential candidate.
“What’s really beyond any reasonable expectation is Dakota’s belief that Bristol would EVER give him any money for this divorce!” said an insider.
Man I knew this was going to be entertaining!
Clearly Dakota knows that the Palins simply do NOT pay for things, so attempting to get them to pay the legal bills will force them to shell out thousands of dollars to fight that, or convince them to settle things quickly to keep the costs low.
If the Palins choose to fight, Dakota can simply air their dirty laundry on gossip sites for thousands of dollars to pay his own legal fees.
Come on, we KNOW that Dakota knows all about what was really going on with Track, and with other Palin family members.
He must have hundreds of embarrassing stories to tell.
Ka-ching, Ka-ching.
Mama grizzly Sarah Palin is roaring mad over her estranged son-in-law’s bid to get her daughter, Bristol, to pay his legal fees in the couple’s bitter divorce, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively!
In papers filed in Texas’ Travis County, Bristol’s baby daddy — Medal of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer — asked the judge to force Bristol to cover his “attorney fees, expenses and costs through the trial.”
“Sarah is furious!” dished a source close to the former GOP vice presidential candidate.
“What’s really beyond any reasonable expectation is Dakota’s belief that Bristol would EVER give him any money for this divorce!” said an insider.
Man I knew this was going to be entertaining!
Clearly Dakota knows that the Palins simply do NOT pay for things, so attempting to get them to pay the legal bills will force them to shell out thousands of dollars to fight that, or convince them to settle things quickly to keep the costs low.
If the Palins choose to fight, Dakota can simply air their dirty laundry on gossip sites for thousands of dollars to pay his own legal fees.
Come on, we KNOW that Dakota knows all about what was really going on with Track, and with other Palin family members.
He must have hundreds of embarrassing stories to tell.
Ka-ching, Ka-ching.
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Wednesday, February 14, 2018
People Magazine got a hold of the divorce papers Dakota Meyer filed against Bristol Palin.
Bristol Palin‘s husband, Dakota Meyer, has officially filed for divorce after less than two years of marriage.
The Medal of Honor recipient tried to keep the split under wraps by using only his and Palin’s initials in the documents, but PEOPLE has obtained the papers filed in a Travis County court in Austin, Texas.
According to the papers, Meyer said he (D.L.M.) and Palin (B.S.M.M.) are in the process of separating and cited “discord or conflict of personalities” as the reason for their split. The discord, the papers said, “destroys the legitimate ends of the marriage relationship and prevents any reasonable expectation of reconciliation.”
Meyer, who shares two young daughters with Palin, Atlee Bay, 9 months, and Sailor Grace, 2, said he believes he and Palin will enter into a written agreement over the custody of their children as well as the division of their estate. (Their estate?)
A source knowledgeable of the situation tells PEOPLE Meyer moved out of their home in Austin, Texas, around Christmas.
Yep, around Christmas. That is another thing the IM sleuths got right.
On the divorce papers, which can be seen here, it appears that Dakota made this move to protect some of his assets which he believes are not part of the marriage agreement.
It is also fairly plain that he anticipates a fight and has circled his wagons in preparation.
In other words, yes this could be yet another ugly Palin legal battle.
Well hopefully they will not schedule it for March 27th, Track's trial date, or the Palins will not know which courtroom to show up in to watch their family fall apart.
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Tuesday, February 13, 2018
Splitsville 2.0: Dakota Meyer and Bristol Palin are reportedly no longer together.
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| I think this is when we knew the relationship was doomed. |
Dakota Meyer has filed for divorce from Bristol Palin a source tells DailyMail.com.
The veteran filed paperwork two weeks ago according to the source, and move dout of the couple's Austin home around Christmas.
The couple were married in a private ceremony back in 2016, a little over a year after calling of their first wedding just days before the ceremony.
They have two daughters, 2-year-old Sailor and Atlee Bay, who was born back in May. Bristol, 27, also has a 9-year-old son Tripp from her relationship with fiancee Levi Johnston.
Dakota also blocked Bristol on social media says the source.
Well I guess it's time for some IM sleuths to give themselves a little pat on the back.
There were certainly signs that not everything was going well with these two, but until today there was no definitive information.
Until today that is.
There is already an Instagram photo which seem to indicate that Bristol is back in Alaska for her mom's birthday, and I would not be surprised if that became permanent.
After all, where else is she going to go?
Which makes me wonder if we are not in for another very public custody battle.
You know like the one that started this whole doomed relationship in the first place.
I have a feeling that things are about to get ugly, very ugly.
But then again when have things not been ugly with this family?
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Monday, February 12, 2018
Track Palin's trial has been pushed to March 27th.
Courtesy of KTVA:
Sarah Palin's oldest son is scheduled for trial in a case accusing him of assaulting his father at the family's Alaska home.
A judge Friday set trial for the week of March 27 for Track Palin after his lawyer said the case would not be ready for a late-February trial as initially set. Palin participated in the proceeding by phone from an undisclosed treatment location. Afterward, the lawyer declined to say what kind of treatment.
The 28-year-old Palin pleaded not guilty last month to a felony burglary charge in the December incident. He also faces misdemeanor charges of assault and criminal mischief.
I am a few days late in reporting this, mostly because I predicted the trial would be postponed repeatedly and figured all of you did as well.
In other words this might not be the last postponement we see in this case.
When the trial does take place it is going to be covered by a number of national news outlets so we will be kept well informed as it unfolds.
I would also like to take a moment to address the growing gossip about Bristol's marriage.
Currently there is no definitive evidence that the marriage is over, despite numerous comments declaring it to be so.
Yes it does not appear that Dakota and Bristol are spending much time together, and in fact Dakota has not appeared in any of Bristol's Instagram photos since December.
But that does not constitute proof.
I think we can all predict, based on Bristol's past, that this relationship will not stand the test of time.
But as of now we do not know that it has definitively hit the skids.
Once we have evidence to prove that, trust me I will gladly report that here.
Sarah Palin's oldest son is scheduled for trial in a case accusing him of assaulting his father at the family's Alaska home.
A judge Friday set trial for the week of March 27 for Track Palin after his lawyer said the case would not be ready for a late-February trial as initially set. Palin participated in the proceeding by phone from an undisclosed treatment location. Afterward, the lawyer declined to say what kind of treatment.
The 28-year-old Palin pleaded not guilty last month to a felony burglary charge in the December incident. He also faces misdemeanor charges of assault and criminal mischief.
I am a few days late in reporting this, mostly because I predicted the trial would be postponed repeatedly and figured all of you did as well.
In other words this might not be the last postponement we see in this case.
When the trial does take place it is going to be covered by a number of national news outlets so we will be kept well informed as it unfolds.
I would also like to take a moment to address the growing gossip about Bristol's marriage.
Currently there is no definitive evidence that the marriage is over, despite numerous comments declaring it to be so.
Yes it does not appear that Dakota and Bristol are spending much time together, and in fact Dakota has not appeared in any of Bristol's Instagram photos since December.
But that does not constitute proof.
I think we can all predict, based on Bristol's past, that this relationship will not stand the test of time.
But as of now we do not know that it has definitively hit the skids.
Once we have evidence to prove that, trust me I will gladly report that here.
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Friday, February 09, 2018
The young man who guessed Sarah Palin's email password, and was jailed for it, has died.
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| The Palins leaving the courthouse in Knoxville, TN after lying to the jury. |
The man who guessed the password on Sarah Palin's personal email account and posted details online when she was a nominee for vice president in 2008, died last week in California.
David Kernell, 30, died of complications related to progressive multiple sclerosis (MS) late Friday or early Saturday, according to a statement his family released on Thursday.
His family shared that Kernell had been diagnosed with MS in 2014 and began participating in clinical research trials at the Cedars-Sinai Neurosciences Research Center in Los Angeles. He hoped to help develop cures and treatments for other victims of MS, the page-long statement detailed.
Despite what the Palins would have had you believe, Kernell was actually a very kind and giving individual.
'David did not let this incident define him,' the family said, according to Commercial Appeal.
'He returned to UT Knoxville to complete his economics degree and further refined his programming skills by helping his local community.
'He first volunteered his expertise to Tennessee Voices for Children, a child advocacy non-profit group. Later, he moved to California and worked to develop facial recognition software that could identify children at risk of abuse.'
So he actually did something positive with his life, and DIDN'T just try to sell crappy diet products on the internet?
I think everybody here knows the story of the then 20 year old easily guessing Palin's password and then anonymously bragging about it on the internet, which then led to Palin calling it "worse than Watergate" and taking Bristol to Tennessee to lie to the courts about being terrified even though at the time the Secret Service were patrolling their property in Wasilla.
This led to Kernell receiving a felony charge and spending 10 months of his short life behind bars, all for a college prank.
She tried to destroy this young man's life, as she has tried to destroy so many others before and after him.
And now he's dead.
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Wednesday, February 07, 2018
When grifting is all you know.
This is apparently the only job that Bristol has right now.A post shared by Bristol Meyer (@bsmp2) on
Selling crappy diet products to gullible morons.
To be fair, she is not alone in doing this.
There are plenty of YouTube and Instagram "celebrities" trying to separate the ignorant from their money.
Just kind of funny that without her mother making headlines anymore, I seriously doubt she is bringing home any serious money.
And it appears that Dakota is essentially prostituting himself now as well.
And there is your break from Donald Trump for the day.
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Monday, January 15, 2018
Right Wing hack attempts to portray Bristol Palin as Chelsea Clinton's intellectual superior. No, seriously.
Let me remind you that this is a Twitter account owned by a man who tries to portray himself as a highly intelligent person.Bristol Palin seems so much smarter than her horse-faced counterpart Chelsea Clinton pic.twitter.com/2syucbz4e5— Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) January 13, 2018
However that is "highly intelligent" by conservative standards, so we are talking about an IQ in the mid to low 80's I would assume.
D'Souza is of course most famous for writing fact free books attacking the Clintons and President Obama, and for being an ex-con who served time after being convicted for violating federal election campaign laws in New York.
As for his suggestion that the skin school graduate is smarter than a woman who earned her undergraduate degree from Stanford University, and her master's degree from Oxford University, well that's actually too ridiculous to even address. (Oops sorry, Chelsea has a doctorate from Oxford. My bad.)
D'Souza does not care for facts, but if he did he might learn that any public remarks attributed to Bristol Palin, that are not sent in an angry text to one of her exes, is most definitely written FOR her by one of Sarah Palin's paid ghostwriters, who were hired to try and make Bristol appear intelligent.
Unfortunately that failed miserably after Bristol Palin decided to go all Wasilla-billy on some poor bastard during his birthday party in Anchorage back in 2014.
I am trying to remember that time Chelsea Clinton drunkenly attacked a man at his own birthday party,
Anybody remember that?
As for that attack on Chelsea's appearance, well this is picture of Dinesh D'Souza.
Nuff said.
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Saturday, December 30, 2017
When you are trying to sell weight loss drinks on Instagram but your body is not cooperating so you just change clothes and call it good.
Courtesy of the Daily Mail:A post shared by Bristol Meyer (@bsmp2) on
The side-by-side images appears to be a sponsored post for a diet tea, and while she offered her fans a discount code for the product, she never stated that it was a promotional ad.
Over the summer, the Federal Trade Commission issued warning letters to 90 celebrities urging them to clearly disclose when posts are sponsored high up in the message.
Though Bristol's name wasn't on the list of those who had received letters, the FTC has stated that celebrities need to flag that content is sponsored early on in the post.
You know typically if you are trying to convince people that the weight loss product you are hawking actually works you take two pictures months apart wearing the same outfit, or in the second photo you wear more revealing clothing.
These two photos literally look as if they were taken on the same day.
Hell she is still even wearing the exact same hairstyle.
Man you would think after a lifetime of grifting, that the Palin spawn would be a lot better at this.
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Saturday, December 02, 2017
Bristol Palin's ghostwriter attempts to jump on the #MeToo train, misses and rolls into a ditch of stupidity instead.
The #MeToo campaign has taken down predators from both the Right and the Left, from both Hollywood and Washington DC, and both famous and infamous journalists as well.
However while Sarah Palin has been all too willing to jump onto stories about liberal Hollywood or media figures, she has been largely silent when it came to allegations concerning predators on the Right.
Now yesterday we had her ghostwriting stand in for Bristol attempt to attract a little of that sweet #MeToo attention their way by writing up a sad little blog post suggesting that the Palin family has also been the longtime victims of sexual harassment.
This of course is nothing new as the Palin family has been blowing their rape whistles virtually from the moment that they burst onto the scene.
Bristol even had a book written for her that suggested Levi raped her in a tent. (I actually asked him about that directly, and let's just say her version in no way matches what really took place.)
In that post yesterday Bristol's paid ghostwriter went to some rather amazing lengths to prove that the Palins are long suffering victims.
For instance she wrote that this comment by Chris Wallace, in which he was asked by Don Imus if Sarah Palin would be sitting on this lap during their first interview, was an example of sexual harassment. As you can see Wallace was called out for making a somewhat sexist remark by other Fox New hosts, and of course the interview that took place was purely professional, so to use this as an example of sexual harassment seems incredibly weak.
The Bristol ghostwriter then goes on to use the Letterman joke as a further example.
The actual joke, if you remember, was "Sarah Palin went to a Yankees game yesterday. There was one awkward moment during the seven minute stretch when her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez."
Of course Dave thought that the daughter she brought was the previously pregnant Bristol, and not Willow who was actually accompanying her mother and father to New York.
The joke may have been in poor taste (Made me laugh however.), but it was not a pro-rape joke which was the accusation made by the Palin family.
The next examples are Azeala Banks, who made some rather indefensible remarks about black men "running a train" on Sarah, and Mike Tyson suggesting that she needed a black man like Dennis Rodman to "push her guts up into her head," after learning that she had bedded the very gentlemanly Glen Rice.
Now yes it could be argued that these are tasteless comments, but this ghostwriter needs to remember that tasteless comments are constantly being made about public figures, and since they were not made directly to her that it is still a stretch to think of them as the same type of sexual harassment suffered by the victims of Matt Lauer, Bill O'Reilly, or Roy Moore.
However it is the last example that is truly remarkable in it tone deafness.
In this example Bristol's ghostwriter feigns outrage over the fact that former Fox and Friends couch warmer, Alisyn Camerota, asked Palin if she had had breast surgery after this photo started making the rounds.
Since everybody by this time had come to realize that Palin was essentially flat as a board up on top, as illustrated by this photo,...
...this was not really such an outlandish question.
After all Palin had clearly wanted to draw attention to her chest which is why she wore what we now suspect was a water bra, with a tight white top.
And then when somebody noticed, and asked her about it, they are suddenly sexually harassing her?
At the end of this pathetic post the ghostwriter suggests that there is a double standard, and that liberal women's accusations are taken more seriously than those made by conservative women.
To that I would respond with the fact that the Roy Moore accusers have stated that they are lifelong conservatives, and some even admitted to voting for Trump. (Al Franken accuser Leann Tweeden has also been identified as a conservative.)
No this is NOT a partisan issue, and all accusers should be treated equally.
However if they, like Bristol's ghostwriter, are going to try and compare the terrible experiences of those who have suffered actual trauma to incidences like those listed above, they are likely going to find that they are laughed at and dismissed as simple attention seekers.
However while Sarah Palin has been all too willing to jump onto stories about liberal Hollywood or media figures, she has been largely silent when it came to allegations concerning predators on the Right.
Now yesterday we had her ghostwriting stand in for Bristol attempt to attract a little of that sweet #MeToo attention their way by writing up a sad little blog post suggesting that the Palin family has also been the longtime victims of sexual harassment.
This of course is nothing new as the Palin family has been blowing their rape whistles virtually from the moment that they burst onto the scene.
Bristol even had a book written for her that suggested Levi raped her in a tent. (I actually asked him about that directly, and let's just say her version in no way matches what really took place.)
In that post yesterday Bristol's paid ghostwriter went to some rather amazing lengths to prove that the Palins are long suffering victims.
For instance she wrote that this comment by Chris Wallace, in which he was asked by Don Imus if Sarah Palin would be sitting on this lap during their first interview, was an example of sexual harassment. As you can see Wallace was called out for making a somewhat sexist remark by other Fox New hosts, and of course the interview that took place was purely professional, so to use this as an example of sexual harassment seems incredibly weak.
The Bristol ghostwriter then goes on to use the Letterman joke as a further example.
The actual joke, if you remember, was "Sarah Palin went to a Yankees game yesterday. There was one awkward moment during the seven minute stretch when her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez."
Of course Dave thought that the daughter she brought was the previously pregnant Bristol, and not Willow who was actually accompanying her mother and father to New York.
The joke may have been in poor taste (Made me laugh however.), but it was not a pro-rape joke which was the accusation made by the Palin family.
The next examples are Azeala Banks, who made some rather indefensible remarks about black men "running a train" on Sarah, and Mike Tyson suggesting that she needed a black man like Dennis Rodman to "push her guts up into her head," after learning that she had bedded the very gentlemanly Glen Rice.
Now yes it could be argued that these are tasteless comments, but this ghostwriter needs to remember that tasteless comments are constantly being made about public figures, and since they were not made directly to her that it is still a stretch to think of them as the same type of sexual harassment suffered by the victims of Matt Lauer, Bill O'Reilly, or Roy Moore.
However it is the last example that is truly remarkable in it tone deafness.
In this example Bristol's ghostwriter feigns outrage over the fact that former Fox and Friends couch warmer, Alisyn Camerota, asked Palin if she had had breast surgery after this photo started making the rounds.
Since everybody by this time had come to realize that Palin was essentially flat as a board up on top, as illustrated by this photo,...
After all Palin had clearly wanted to draw attention to her chest which is why she wore what we now suspect was a water bra, with a tight white top.
And then when somebody noticed, and asked her about it, they are suddenly sexually harassing her?
At the end of this pathetic post the ghostwriter suggests that there is a double standard, and that liberal women's accusations are taken more seriously than those made by conservative women.
To that I would respond with the fact that the Roy Moore accusers have stated that they are lifelong conservatives, and some even admitted to voting for Trump. (Al Franken accuser Leann Tweeden has also been identified as a conservative.)
No this is NOT a partisan issue, and all accusers should be treated equally.
However if they, like Bristol's ghostwriter, are going to try and compare the terrible experiences of those who have suffered actual trauma to incidences like those listed above, they are likely going to find that they are laughed at and dismissed as simple attention seekers.
Wednesday, November 08, 2017
Palin family stalker receives more jail time. Wait, the Palin family still has a stalker?
Courtesy of The Blast:
Bristol Palin‘s stalker has been sentenced — yet again — for harassing the famous Alaskan family, and now he’s been ordered to spend time behind bars.
Peter Ferrero just got slapped with 30 days in jail after violating his probation and harassing the Palin family.
The judge also ordered Ferrero to pay a fine and have no contact with Bristol and Dakota Meyer, as well as the other Palin sisters, Willow and Piper.
As we previously reported, Ferrero had been contacting the girls on social media, and even made threatening sexual messages towards 16-year-old Piper. He was arrested in July after exposing himself and attempting to urinate onto oncoming traffic.
Sarah Palin‘s other daughter, Willow, also filed a restraining against Ferrero claiming she thought he may try and kill her family.
Man you could have knocked me over with a feather.
I would have thought that virtually nobody even thinks about this family anymore, much less spends the time and energy to stalk and harass them.
Not to make too little of this because it can be frightening to have somebody obsess over you, but seriously there must be more interesting people to be thrown in jail over.
These are Z list celeb wannabes from many years ago.
Not really worth even five minutes in a jail cell.
P.S. There you go. Somebody asked for a Palin story, and lo and behold two of them bubbled up today.
You're welcome.
Bristol Palin‘s stalker has been sentenced — yet again — for harassing the famous Alaskan family, and now he’s been ordered to spend time behind bars.
Peter Ferrero just got slapped with 30 days in jail after violating his probation and harassing the Palin family.
The judge also ordered Ferrero to pay a fine and have no contact with Bristol and Dakota Meyer, as well as the other Palin sisters, Willow and Piper.
As we previously reported, Ferrero had been contacting the girls on social media, and even made threatening sexual messages towards 16-year-old Piper. He was arrested in July after exposing himself and attempting to urinate onto oncoming traffic.
Sarah Palin‘s other daughter, Willow, also filed a restraining against Ferrero claiming she thought he may try and kill her family.
Man you could have knocked me over with a feather.
I would have thought that virtually nobody even thinks about this family anymore, much less spends the time and energy to stalk and harass them.
Not to make too little of this because it can be frightening to have somebody obsess over you, but seriously there must be more interesting people to be thrown in jail over.
These are Z list celeb wannabes from many years ago.
Not really worth even five minutes in a jail cell.
P.S. There you go. Somebody asked for a Palin story, and lo and behold two of them bubbled up today.
You're welcome.
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Monday, October 23, 2017
Celebrity gossip site includes Bristol Palin as a "celebrity" who lost weight on Dancing with the Stars. Wait, what?
So this is how the images are displayed on Page Six for an article entitled "Celebrities who lost tons of weight on Dancing with the Stars."
However as anybody who has been visiting this site for the last several years will notice immediately those pictures are actually reversed.
This image actually shows Bristol's weight GAIN while on the show.
This was Bristol at the very end of the show in 2010.
In fact her bizarre weight gain earned so much attention that she attempted to explain it away in her ghostwritten book using logic that could only convince the dumbest human beings on the planet:
So let me address this issue head-on. I'm not skinny and I'm not fat. I'm a girl like everyone else who lives in this era of airbrushed photos who's trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle. And do you know what? I'm succeeding. Everyone talks about how strenuous the Dancing with the Stars workouts are, but they're nothing compared to any high school basketball practice. Though one contestant famously lost forty-one pounds, I have to assume it was because she was not too active beforehand. Because I was an active kid before I started, this show actually took my activity level down a notch. That meant I was not going to be seeing rapid weight loss. Which was fine with me.
Yes that is right, Bristol claims that she gained so much weight because she was so incredibly active before the exhausting rehearsal schedule that she actually gained weight, while EVERYBODY ELSE lost weight at an accelerated rate.
Now I have no idea who paid this tabloid site to engage in this revisionist history, but it is hard to believe they actually fucked up this badly on their own.
However as anybody who has been visiting this site for the last several years will notice immediately those pictures are actually reversed.
This image actually shows Bristol's weight GAIN while on the show.
This was Bristol at the very end of the show in 2010.
In fact her bizarre weight gain earned so much attention that she attempted to explain it away in her ghostwritten book using logic that could only convince the dumbest human beings on the planet:
So let me address this issue head-on. I'm not skinny and I'm not fat. I'm a girl like everyone else who lives in this era of airbrushed photos who's trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle. And do you know what? I'm succeeding. Everyone talks about how strenuous the Dancing with the Stars workouts are, but they're nothing compared to any high school basketball practice. Though one contestant famously lost forty-one pounds, I have to assume it was because she was not too active beforehand. Because I was an active kid before I started, this show actually took my activity level down a notch. That meant I was not going to be seeing rapid weight loss. Which was fine with me.
Yes that is right, Bristol claims that she gained so much weight because she was so incredibly active before the exhausting rehearsal schedule that she actually gained weight, while EVERYBODY ELSE lost weight at an accelerated rate.
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Sunday, October 08, 2017
The feud between Dakota Meyer and the "King of Instagram" heats up.
Courtesy of The Daily Mail:A post shared by Dakota Meyer (@dakotameyer0317) on
The veteran Marine and Medal of Honor winner sparring with King of Instagram Dan Bilzerian over how he responded to the Las Vegas massacre has taken their feud to new heights.
On Saturday, Dakota Meyer challenged Bilzerian to a fist fight, claiming in a video that the playboy social media star had been sharing his wife Bristol Palin's phone number with his friends since their public spat began.
You guys undoubtedly remember that this whole thing started when Dakota called Bilzerian a coward for running from the massacre in Las Vegas.
Since then apparently this feud has blown up with Bilzerian calling Meyer a "retard," which is a little on the nose if you ask me, and now apparently writing Bristol's number on bathroom walls. (Just like high school, right Bris?)
And now Dakota wants to trade punches with Bilzerian.
'It's one thing you talk about me all day, I don't care. But here's the problem. My purpose in life is family.
'You wanna bring my family in this, you wanna put my wife in danger by putting her phone number out to people? You got your little friends trying to FaceTime her?
'My life's not a game and it's not entertainment either so what I will tell you is, my family's purpose is my purpose and now you're my mission.'
Meyer, staring coldly into the camera, continued: 'This ain't an option. You just need to tell me when and where and if not we'll be somewhere together, I'm sure.
'Why don't we handle this like men? You got it? You got it, Dan? I'm waiting.'
Oh he seems SO butch, does he not?
Now of course the problem with this is that historically Meyer does not do well in the hand to hand combat department, remember he once got beat down by a woman in a bar fight.
The second problem is that Bilzerian clearly does not skip out on gym day.
Now muscles are not everything, but I think that Meyer still gets winded putting on his socks so he might want to keep this fight online, where he will not end up even more humiliated than when he actually married a Palin.
Of course this whole thing is ridiculous, and these two men are acting like children.
The only reason I give them any attention is because....well because mocking Dakota is a nice change from mocking Donald Trump.
And let's face facts here, guys have probably been calling Bristol's phone ever since the wedding.
Not sure if it is fair to blame this idiot for that.
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Friday, July 14, 2017
Bristol Palin goes out of her way to point out that her two daughters do not closely resemble each other. Update!
Courtesy of the Daily Mail:
Bristol Palin has always said her one-year-old daughter Sailor Grace is her husband Dakota Meyer's mini-me, and now she's proud to note that their newborn Atlee Bay looks just like her.
The 26-year-old mom took to Instagram on Thursday to share a photo of Sailor when she was a baby alongside an image of two-month-old Atlee, who was born in May.
'Not even sorta kinda alike,' she wrote, adding that Sailor is a 'mini Dakota' while Atlee is a 'Palin baby'.
And while they are both adorable, the sisters, who are just a little over a year apart, do appear to have very different features.
At this point I am not sure if Bristol is just trolling IMers, or if she is simply trying to get out ahead of folks pointing this out for themselves.
You probably don't have to be a card carrying IMer to remember that there was quite a controversy surrounding when little Sailor was born.
And exactly who was the actual father.
So why would Bristol open that can of worms all over again?
After all we know she knows about the controversy, because she responded to it.
So what is it?
Is she feeling neglected? Is she feeling bored? Or is there perhaps another reason?
Update: By the way the Grizzled Mama is also promoting this article.
Things that make you go, hmmm.
Bristol Palin has always said her one-year-old daughter Sailor Grace is her husband Dakota Meyer's mini-me, and now she's proud to note that their newborn Atlee Bay looks just like her.
The 26-year-old mom took to Instagram on Thursday to share a photo of Sailor when she was a baby alongside an image of two-month-old Atlee, who was born in May.
'Not even sorta kinda alike,' she wrote, adding that Sailor is a 'mini Dakota' while Atlee is a 'Palin baby'.
And while they are both adorable, the sisters, who are just a little over a year apart, do appear to have very different features.
At this point I am not sure if Bristol is just trolling IMers, or if she is simply trying to get out ahead of folks pointing this out for themselves.
You probably don't have to be a card carrying IMer to remember that there was quite a controversy surrounding when little Sailor was born.
And exactly who was the actual father.
So why would Bristol open that can of worms all over again?
After all we know she knows about the controversy, because she responded to it.
So what is it?
Is she feeling neglected? Is she feeling bored? Or is there perhaps another reason?
Update: By the way the Grizzled Mama is also promoting this article.
Things that make you go, hmmm.
Sunday, June 04, 2017
Sarah Palin's ghostwriter congratulates Bristol's ghostwriter for awesome ghostwriting.
So that was Palin's tweet today which linked back to her crappy websites to overladen with advertising that you can barely locate the content. (And then once you do you wish you had stopped at the advertisement for "Thinner Thighs in Ten Days.")Great job Bristol! https://t.co/rKxrbwiRpP— Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA) June 4, 2017
However if you visit Bristol's ghostwritten blog (A place I visit so rarely these days I had to follow a trail of dried up breadcrumbs to locate it again.) you will find a cobbled together post attacking Kathy Griffin for her Donald Trump's severed head imagery, with several shots at Levi Johnston just for shits and giggles.
It reads like the Facebook post of a woman who has waited years to finally get back at the woman who stole her boyfriend and made her feel worthless and alone.
(Actually the weren't ever really dating, it was all for show, though apparently Levi never clued Bristol in on the ruse.)Always remember, Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnston dated. #TheWorldIsDarkerThanYouKnow pic.twitter.com/IkxFvFxK— Charlotte Is Chic (@CharlotteIsChic) April 26, 2012
At the end of this rant Bristol's ghostwriter adds this:
Her jokes have never been funny to me.. probably because the only ones I’ve ever heard – have been directed at me or my family. (Well of course, the Palins rarely care about anything that does not effect them directly.)
I’m with the rest of the world on her recent photo school, and can’t believe a grown woman would pose like she did – she really does look like the photos you see of Isis Terrorists – and now she’s trying to play some role of a victim? Blaming white men?? I don’t get how you can even try to turn the tables on this one. Our president didn’t break you; you broke yourself, and you’re continuing to break any sort of “comedic career” by blaming everyone else.
Kathy Griffin ain’t nooooo freaking victim in my eyes.
I actually understand this ghostwriter's phony sentiment since it echoes my very real sentiment concerning the constant victim playing of the Palin clan.
For the entire nine years I have been covering them they have constantly whined about stalkers, liberals, ex-boyfriends, the "lamesteam media," comedians, talk show hosts, book authors, bloggers, etc., etc., etc..
So for the Palin clan (And their ghostwriters.) to call out a comedian for playing the victim is laugh out loud funny.
As is the idea that Sarah Palin's ghostwriter just authored a post, congratulating Bristol Palin's ghostwriter, for ghostwriting an attack on one of their many, many enemies.
It is almost as bizarre as congratulating a woman for giving birth to a child that she simply adopted.
Friday, May 26, 2017
Here is your break from all things Trump related courtesy of a Blind Item solution.
Courtesy of Crazy Days and Nights:wishing I was in Vegas with this hot stuff!! #MCM missing you already 😘😘
A post shared by Bristol Meyer (@bsmp2) on
This A+ list last name recognition celebrity offspring who has really only done a bunch of reality shows recently moved because she wants to get into the family business and thinks it will be easier in the state where she has moved to.
And the reveal was:
Bristol Palin
I don't want to tell these folks how to do their job, but I think they are barking up the wrong dimwit.
Yes I think the move to Texas was for political reasons, but I don't think that it is so that Bristol "baby maker" Palin can launch her career as a conservative lawmaker.
I instead believe it is all about Dakota and his shiny Medal of Honor that hypnotizes conservative military groupies into believing he has what it takes for a life in Texas politics.
Which in this case I assume is an incoherent speech pattern and the IQ of cow dung.
However in Texas I think that automatically makes him a front runner.
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