Insurgents agree to end all attacks if Americans agree to leave in TWO years. What do you think those little bastards are up to now?

Eleven Sunni insurgent groups have offered an immediate halt to all attacks — including those on American troops — if the United States agrees to withdraw foreign forces from Iraq in two years, insurgent and government officials told The Associated Press on Wednesday.

Withdrawal is the centerpiece of a set of demands from the groups, which operate north of Baghdad in the heavily Sunni Arab provinces of Salahuddin and Diyala. Although much of the fighting has been to the west, those provinces are increasingly violent and attacks there have crippled oil and commerce routes.

Are you kidding? No more attacks, and we have two whole years to get our shit together and bring our loved ones home? That is almost too good to be believed.

Well the administration must be cartwheeling down the halls of the Pentagon at this news! This is exactly the kind of thing they have been waiting for, the differing groups agreeing to put aside their hostilities and work toward a unified Iraq, what more could they possibly ask for?

What? Who has a problem?

In Washington, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said that President Bush’s “view has been and remains that a timetable is not something that is useful. It is a signal to the enemies that all you have to do is just wait and it’s yours.

“The goal is not to trade something off for something else to make somebody happy, the goal is to succeed,” he said.

Bush has said U.S. troops will remain in Iraq for years to guarantee the success of the new Iraqi government.

Lying bastards! They don't want peace in Iraq! They want to keep Americans dying over there so that they can continue to make money for their huge corporate pals! I hate these guys!