Each year, some carnival culinary innovator with a flair for foods bound to lead to congestive heart failure offers a new foodstuff bathed in gooey dough and dropped in a vat of boiling vegetable oil.
Past fairs have seen candy bars, Twinkies, Moonpies, Oreos, cheeseburgers, sweet potatoes and even green beans fried up and, in most cases, impaled on a stick. South Carolina's state fair even added crispy Ho-hos.
Perhaps the concession operators, these Emerils of the french fry basket, simply ran out of solid foods.
The solution? Mix funnel-cake batter with Coke instead of water. Pour batter into the fryer and cook up a mass of doughy strands. Stuff into a Coca Cola cup, sprinkle with powdered sugar and douse with pure Coke syrup. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry.
"Anything's good when you deep fry it," said Greg Seamster, of the N.C. fair's concession staff, as he served up the Cokes at a fair preview Tuesday.
"Anything's good when you deep fry it". What the hell is wrong with you people?
How can anybody be so abusive to their bodies? You need those bodies! They are an important part of your future, you idiot!
I have no idea what compels people to poison themselves like this but they are making it very difficult for the rest of us to fly in comfort. When the guy/gal sitting next to you has an ass the size of a shetland pony it is almost impossible to breathe much less sit comfortably. And how much longer before airlines have to have two planes per flight, one for luggage and one for the fat assed passengers!
If you are going to deep fat fry Coke at least make it Diet Coke for fuck's sake! And maybe you can follow it with a deep fat fried salad.
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Don't feed the trolls!
It just goes directly to their thighs.