Monday, May 07, 2007

I am pretty sure this is a bad idea.

Scientists have devised a way to cram a good night’s kip into THREE HOURS.

They have created a machine placed above the head like a “cap” that puts wearers in deep sleep.

It could mean we all might one day wake up refreshed after just a few hours in the sack.

The “power nap” treatment quickly puts people into a deep slumber by sending magnetic impulses into the skull to slow brain waves to their lowest level.

Yeah, hey look I am going to skip the whole "sending magnetic impulses" into my skull.

Now if they can modify the machine to send porn directly into my brain then perhaps we can work something out.

1 comment:

  1. Sounds like an employer's wet dream. I've often wondered what Soma would look like when it actually happened.

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