Tuesday, July 07, 2009

A heavy breathing version of Sarah Palin's speech for the Palin groupies.



This is absolutely hysterical!

Big hat tip to Kevin K. for putting this thing together.

I wonder how many Palin-bots have to take a cold shower after watching it.

(Click the title to visit Rumproast where this video was originally posted.)

16 comments:

  1. That's really insane, you betcha Sarah! Great video.

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  2. Anonymous2:11 PM

    Darn it, I just sent that home to myself so I could post it later on my place. That was hysterical!

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  3. SoCalWolfGal2:16 PM

    OMG, the bots are going to lose it that their darling Sarah is now the JOKE heard around the world. I loved Letterman last night saying, "was it something I said?" Hopefully, our friend Jon Stewart will have a few clever quips tonight.

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  4. Somebody pass the woman an inhaler! Geeez! LMAO

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  5. BTW, and slightly off topic but didn't know how to reach you personally Gryphen, but Michael Carey is on Fresh Air today at 3pm and KSKA. Will be replayed at 11pm. Just thought it might be worth a listen.

    Also too, this AM Dave Donaldson and Larry Persily were on Talk of Alaska discussing the quitter. Was a nice listen. They didn't cut her much slack.

    Oh, and thanks for the heavy breathing video....I used to have a pretty kick ass anxiety disorder and I sounded like that at times (LOL, now that it's somewhat better...) Still kind of freaked me out, but I told my partner that I thought from the beginning of her speech that she sounded like she was having a panic/anxiety attack. I hope for her sake that on a personal level things will be fine for her, but I don't want her in charge of my affairs, either on a state or national level.

    So Gryphen, make sure to tune into NPR. Peace out and thanks for the great work.

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  6. Anonymous3:05 PM

    According to the Ed Show, Michael Steele may have said that Sarah has no future in a presidential run in 2012, but he sure wants to use her ability to energize the base, draw a rabid crowd and raise money. Does Sarah honestly think that there won't be any more late night jokes, YouTube videos, political cartoons, internet stories and rumors if she switches jobs?? And ethics?? Is the RNC going to be paying for all of this? (I remember the wonderful wardrobe; they loved shelling out that kind of money). Ethics concerns? This time you'll see CREW, FEC, pick your federal oversight agency and bigger cameras with a bigger lens. She may still be the sweetheart of 40% of the GOP, but she is the surest thing to turn off any of the moderates. How do you win a presidential election without them? And, the big question- can Sarah do it from Alaska or will she have to move to the (oh, shudder) lower 48? (Todd: Can we pick fish there?) Will she drag the kids along as props? Leave them behind in Alaska? I'm dizzy thinking about it! I think that it is our duty to write in suggestions of other career paths for Sarah, such as Candies Spokesperson for Abstinence, endorsements for Arctic Cat or that boat that Todd and his friends "built."

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  7. FEDUP!!!3:23 PM

    Totally O/T:
    Seems that her SarahPac is working overtime in raking in $$$:

    http://tinyurl.com/l2bong

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  8. Anonymous3:40 PM

    Gee thanks. I actually had trouble breathing myself after listening to all that.

    It must be so hard to be Sarah Palin. Breathing, though not emphasized nearly enough, is really quite important.

    This lack of proper breathing may help explain the brain dysfunction she so obviously exhibits.

    When do we hear that Willow is pregnant?*





    *Pure Speculation

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  9. Anonymous4:01 PM

    Oh my! Who wants her finger on the button ?!?

    Thank you Kevin K for putting that together!

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  10. Anonymous4:55 PM

    LMAO!!!! Kevin K, you made my day!

    Soon-to-be-ex-governor Palin will make my day on July 26th, my birthday, when she resigns.

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  11. Anonymous5:06 PM

    In the 1980's, Jane Fonda did an exercise tape, and she would warn her workout fans, "Don't forget to breath!" Sarah must have taken her words to heart.

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  12. Talk of Willow pregnancy, has piqued my interest. That would certainly throw the brakes on the Palin Express. CD mentions the possibility that Bristol might be familiar with a less than ideal pregnancy circumstance, when she became pregnant the first time? Then you with your "doozy..."

    She continues to astound with her idiocy and manic behavior. This woman's self destruction is more spectacular than any fireworks show! I don't know how you guys can keep up! I won't confuse anyone by using a sports analogy, but, I love your great play by play commentary. Looking forward to what tomorrow will bring!

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  13. BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! BAH HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

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  14. Anonymous7:44 AM

    Thank you for the comic relief! I needed that!

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  15. So, once she's gone, what will all you silly people fill your empty lives with? Or, are you going to keep obsessing over her? Won't that make you just a tad bit creepy? Or should I say creepier?

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  16. Sarah is creepy. The End.

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