Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Sarah Palin on Leno. Wear your hip waders kids the mooseshit is going to get deep!

Part One


Her voice still has that shrill quality to it that sterilizes small farm animals at fifty paces.

Her father tells her what kind of "ammunition" to use? WTF? And why in the hell did that elicit applause from an audience in California? Did she bring in her own people?

"Opinion under the guise of hard news stories"? Isn't that the very definition of EVERY show on Fox News?

Leno is such a kiss ass, his line about attacks on her family could have been written for him by Rebecca Mansour, or recent escapee Meg Stapleton. SHE is the one that victimizes her children. And believe me they are NOT well adjusted.

Wait SHE commented about the "Family Guy" episode? I thought Bristol did that? Uh oh did somebody forget their cover story? And how did she not have an "opportunity to follow up". She has a full time Facebook ghostwriter for God's sake!

You guys alright? Do you need a break? Let me know when you are ready to listen to more of this lying twit.

Now? Okay.

Part Two


Did she just throw her father under the bus? Did she actually blame a man who was a respected educator for teaching her to cheat? Just when I think I have seen her go as low as she can possibly get, she surprises me.

I cannot help but wonder what McCain has on Palin that compels her to support his re-election bid? The mind reels.

By the way Palin doing comedy is not all that surprising. I have been laughing at her for almost two years now.

Oooh she sucks. What the hell is she doing with her hands?

And yes Sarah you are right we DON't know the real story, yet. But you can bet your ass we are getting there!

108 comments:

  1. Aussie Blue Sky1:19 AM

    I'm not watching any more of her bullsh*t. I've heard it all before.

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  2. Anonymous1:19 AM

    Late night "talk" shows hit an all-time low for me, with this display.
    I could only watch the first segment of her interview, before turning to Joy Behar.
    Leno prostrated and prostituted himself in a manner that is simply unforgivable.
    I realize that the media is a publicly-traded, conglomerate mess that no longer serves the function of a press, but acts as an infomercial for tie-ins to their own movie/TV/book promotions. Leno may as well have licked her feet, while he fed Palin her talking point cues.
    Leno managed to sicken me more than Palin. I guess he can take some pride in that achievement.
    I can't say I intended to become a regular viewer, but I can swear this, I will not watch his show again, period.

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  3. sunnyjane1:56 AM

    She makes me weary. But! She did come up with a new word, which is always a treat.

    Did you hear her say "defrenching" when talking about watching the various network news programs. I think she meant "differentiating," but it's hard to tell. She really should not try to use big words.

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  4. Boudica2:49 AM

    I can't stand the woman, but I thought she came across as relaxed and willing to poke fun at herself, plus I didn't hear much, if any, word salad. The only thing that really bugged me was her playing the victim at the end of her monologue, commiserating with Jay about having untrue things said about one.
    Makes me wonder if she's been working with a coach......

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  5. I nearly had a large emesis watching these segments and I feel like I need a shower.

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  6. Anonymous3:12 AM

    Sorry Gryphen - I can't bring myself to listen to Palin's delusional view of reality without first consuming a valium with a martini chaser - and it's too early in the morning for that!

    Interesting article in "The Iowa Independent" exposing yet another lie in Sarah's book. If Sarah is indeed planning to run for president, it's probably not smart to piss off people in Iowa. She will need them come primary time.

    http://iowaindependent.com/28933/for-palin-flood-ravaged-cedar-rapids-was-%E2%80%98slice-of-americana%E2%80%99

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  7. I am in California. I would never applaud her. I don't know anyone who would. Strange audience. Not reflective of the people around me at all. We loath her.

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  8. Anonymous4:04 AM

    The "mentally unstable" discussion by campaign staffers was too little, too late. Her "aspect" is not normal on this Leno clip.

    We DO know the real story. The real story is that Sarah Palin as VEEP would have been very dangerous.

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  9. Anonymous4:18 AM

    OMG, that voice just keeps getting increasingly shrill! I think this may one of the last times I can bear listening to it. If only she would say something truthful or worthwhile, perhaps it would make the experience bearable.

    Leno has hit the bottom of the barrel and is licking up the scum now. Any respect I may have had for him is now gone.

    Not that worry with Palin. I've never had respect for her.

    I wish Palin would take down the NRA the way she has taken down the Republican Party and the TeaBaggers. That is not an anti-gun attitude. It is an anti-NRA attitude. There is a difference - sort of like being against Sarah Palin but not against politics. Both the NRA and Palin have crossed common-sense boundaries and are into greed for greed's sake.

    Thanks Gryphen for the clips. I refused to watch the show because I did not want to give Leno higher ratings because he had gave the Ice Queen a spot.

    BTW, I agree she did her father no favors by saying she learned the palm trick from him. I wonder if he did it as a student as well as a teacher.

    Do Alaskan schools really have separate science teachers for elementary school? Here is KS, the classroom teacher is responsible for all subjects with occasional exceptions in some school districts for Art and PE.

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  10. Anonymous4:34 AM

    $P has achieved her goal: Celebrity idiot.

    Gryphen, popular teachers who do a lot of field trips get respect in lots of places, but that doesn't mean they're good, effective teachers of science. Chuckles seems to be about as intellectual as his daughter, and I don't think we've seen either of their college diplomas. It wouldn't be surprising to me if AK was so desperate for teachers 45 years ago they accepted anyone who could breathe. Remember that the Heaths and the Palins subscribe to the "6,000 yr old earth, man walking with dinosaurs" bullshit. That Chuckles lets them get away with it says a lot. He can't even teach his family real science.

    I had a 9th grde "science" teacher many years ago who was also a coach, and it was one of the reasons real science never interested me until I became an adult. Science always took a backseat to football for that guy.

    Try someone like Neil Tyson; he's a real teacher of science, as was Carl Sagan, explaining complex data to the average person.

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  11. Here's are two superficial comments about a superficial gal: What is $P doing, wearing a business-style suit jacket with jeans?

    And also, too, one of the blogs that reports regularly on $P had a commenter post, yesterday or the day before, that made reference to the Mark Twain line that "a lie can go around the world before the truth can put its shoes on."

    $P changed "shoes" to "pants." But clearly, she or someone in the ever-shrinking inner circle read that quote on one of "our" blogs. And it's been years since I've seen it referenced anywhere, so go know.

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  12. Anonymous4:49 AM

    I had to chew a few tums before holding my breath and diving in to watch that. I expected nothing less, lies, lies and more lies.

    By the way, what crawled on top of her head and died?

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  13. imnofred4:49 AM

    Sarah,

    The "certain candidate" that you are referring to doesn't parade his children around in front of the media for photo ops, use them as props, or use them to promote political talking points.

    Maybe it's time that you took a good look at yourself in the mirror.

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  14. Anonymous5:01 AM

    The problem with lies is that you have to keep them straight. The mice are running too fast in her head right now...

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  15. Anonymous5:05 AM

    Well, it turns out that Palin and Romney are on a little tag team tour.

    Romney was on Morning Joe bright and early this morning. When questioned about whether Palin is qualified to be President, Romney answered in the affirmative.

    Unfortunately, Joe didn't press him a little further:

    "Qualified? Now would that be qualifed here on planet earth? Or on Kolob?"

    Well, come to think of it, on Kolob she would, at least, be guaranteed two votes, I suppose: Beck's and Romney's.

    Altogether now: If I could hie to Kolob...

    To be fair, it should be pointed out that Romney was asked one more question. It was something along the line of: Is that your own hair?

    If and/or when Palin ever drags herself out of bed early enough to to drink a cup of coffee with Joe, (since she is such a whiz kid when it comes to all things science) he might want to hand her a star map and a Bible and have her show and tell us everything she knows about that little twinkle in the sky.

    To each his/her own, I guess. Romney doesn't do coffee or tea...but he doesn't seem to have a problem sipping Sarah Palin's Kool aide at the crack of dawn.

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  16. Anonymous5:11 AM

    Her face doesn't move when she talks, except her chin. She looks like a marionette.


    She is a joke....

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  17. Wow! I can't believe no one has commented yet on this. Maybe everyone's in the bathroom puking after watching this. Thanks, Gryphen, for stomaching the whole thing - I couldn't. And I love the "recent escapee" label for Meg.

    And, yes, Leno is a BIG kiss-ass. He probably had a pants tent going on under the desk.

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  18. Ripley in CT5:23 AM

    Did you cacth this: When Leno asked her to name one time when she wished she had been given the opportunity to "clarify" her statements she paused and in effect said, "All of them."

    Her actual words were, "There are so many!" That's when she pulled out the "special needs family" who asked her what her reaction was to the episode. Really? A "special needs family" asked her what her reaction was? Then the media and the "blogosphere" ran with it? And as you mention, wasn't it BRISTOL that wrote the reaction? Still, NO mention of Andrea Friedman.

    That was the only segment I watched. And only then because Letterman was on commercial break.

    She makes me want to spit.

    I'll not subject myself to the videos.

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  19. I watched this last night and was disturbed by the audience response -- too much cheering and applause in some places, and sort of mis-cued, mis-timed in others.

    Did they plug in canned laughter? The more I think about it the more it sounded like it, especially during her "monologue."

    Wonder if we can find out...

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  20. I got a similar impression about her crap. Her story about the Family Guy was a joke, she said she was just responding to a family's question and it got in the media...what? Didn't she lash out against the show then proceed to discuss it on-air? What's the BS about not being able to follow up? It's because the actress from the episode spoke out and put her in her place.

    She embellished her background and tried to push her agenda. I can't believe Jay didn't call her on her comments about Fox when she said we need to take the opinion out of the news & just present the facts. So, for her segments when they ask her "opinion" on politics, that's factual? He could've nailed her with a good joke on that one.

    She did insinuate how pesky people keep trying to dig up stuff on her and her kids, and it sounded like some recent issues might be on her mind!

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  21. Lynne5:29 AM

    I could only get through about 5 or 6 seconds. Sorry. I can't do it! I can't stand the way she constructs her sentences, the way she pauses, the weird syntax, the shrill pitch of her voice, the hand motions..... I can't!!!! Please don't make me!

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  22. Anonymous5:34 AM

    Where's Conan when you need him? Moved out of the way for the quiscient Leno by whom? For just this moment. Conan would NEVER have put up with that prattle. Dang it. Conan? Get back here.

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  23. Anonymous5:38 AM

    I'm glad she wore pants. Yuk. What a creep. BTW only imbiciles write upon their hands at the tender age of 45. At 45 one may say "No Daddy, I don't think I shall write upon my hands today because I'm becoming the President as the next step in my career".

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  24. Anonymous5:38 AM

    Can't..won't do it.
    It burns.
    All of you wo could, you are brave.

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  25. Anonymous5:42 AM

    The audience at these types of shows are told when to clap (usually a member of the show waves an applause or laugh poster for the audience). I wasn't suprised at Leno since Oprah did the same groveling when Palin appeared on her show. It doesn't matter how much money or position a person has in television it's all about more money and more ratings.
    I think Palin is more a celebrity in the vein of Jon & Kate or the bachelors.

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  26. Anonymous6:06 AM

    Just when I thought it was not possible for me to dislike Jay Leno any more!

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  27. Anonymous6:06 AM

    I've already made up my mind about Ms. Palin and refuse to EVER watch or listen to anything that comes out of her lying mouth. I watched Leno on Monday night and thought he was awful. He's an not so funny "entertainer" and not an interviewer that will ever ask hard questions about his guests. He's the opposite of Letterman. I will continue to watch Letterman or to snuggle up close to my sweetie and fall blissfully satisfied asleep. No more Leno for me either.

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  28. BAustin6:08 AM

    ugh....does this woman have ANYTHING to say that is not a canned talking points? I always feel like her interviews are a compilation video of her greatest hits.

    I agree the pants and suit jacket looks stupid....and thats a whole lotta hair piled on her head.

    PS. all the fairness and balance of Fox makes me ill. She is truly delusional.

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  29. I won't watch them and you can't make me. And as anonymous said above: too early for the martini. I was going to watch last night, but then I read an early report that she was all cutesy doing comedy standup and I just couldn't go the route of watching her help Jay Leno ingratiate himself with the Late Night audience again. I don't like him; he is not funny and never will be. And I can't stand her. I was going to watch it with closed captioning and I don't have closed captioning on my computer this morning. Did she really throw her Dad under the bus re: cheating ... again? She did that in her book too. She told about him taping up her fingers so she could get out of stayng for band practice or music practice in high school. I think Chuck taught her a lot of her "values." I did also read last night about the comments on the unfair treatment of her kids. Leave my kids alone. My reply last night on the blogs stands this morning: NO Sarah. Not now. We won't leave them alone. You keep putting them out there, so they are fair game. And they are not well adjusted; they are not smart. They are either the meanest kids in one family I have ever heard of, or they are so abused emotionally by you, they don't know right from wrong. Much like you and your father.

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  30. Anonymous6:22 AM

    Anon @ 5:38 - Psst. Sarah is 46. But don't tell her. She thinks she is still 14.

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  31. My hope? My hope is that Sarah Palin receives justice. Legal justice. Ethical justice. Moral justice. That is the only thing that will begin to heal the hurt she has inflicted on humans and on the environment.

    My expectation? I expect that within a few months she will overdose--whether on drugs or dieting or greed or hatred I don't know, but I expect that she will collapse.

    Speaking for myself, I would rather see her brought to justice on any of her crimes but I expect Palin is going to self-destruct physically. She is careening out of control.

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  32. Anonymous6:25 AM

    At the end, she claims for the past couple of weeks, it's been non-stop criticism of her, and the "welcome to my world" thing. She refuses to look into the "world" of those needing jobs, and health care. Poor victim Sarah, always the poor victim; especially in the light of Chile and Haiti earthquake disasters. Yes, it is shameful to watch a once-elected leader who should really show true concern for fixing broken dreams instead of doing her "look at me" tour.

    She wanted to ask Shawn Green to be good, because her kids look up to him? Doesn't she have a responsibility to be good, as their mother?

    And, her screeching calf in a hailstorm voice, her failure to convince people she is really laughing at herself, her teenage cheerleader rahrahrah fists in the air, trying to look and sound like a hyper teenage Hollywood actress marketing her new movie; it was embarrassing to watch her make a fool out of herself. And, this is good, how, for Alaska?

    What does Sarah want to be when she grows up? What is it exactly that she has a mission to do? From that display, it appears she just wants attention at any cost. The new comedian gimmick just does not work.

    And, it's apparent she is in competition with her daughter, Bristol. No one takes the spotlight away from Sarah.

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  33. mommom6:25 AM

    I now see why the campaign needed to spend all of that money on wardrobe.An ill fitting jacket and ugly jeans-boot cut with heels?

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  34. Anonymous6:34 AM

    Was Chuck Palin an elementary or high school science teacher? She said elementary on Leno. The worst teachers I had in high school were coaches that also, too taught math or science. Would love to hear from some of his former students.

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  35. Anonymous6:34 AM

    Say ruh's? Mission? Is fishin. How wonderful of Todd to hire her. :)

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  36. Anonymous6:44 AM

    Jay certainly lost another fan here when he let Palin get away with that crap!

    By the way, I went to the old Leno show a month ago as a guest of one of the band members. There are applause lights that come on when they wan applause and cast members who egg you on. Also, during the monologue there is a guy who stands by the camera with cue cards for Jay and he runs through them as Jay does his schtick. It's pre-teleprompter post write on your hand technology. I was sitting right above the guy and talked with him before the show started. Pretty good bet Palin used him when she did her stand-up routine.

    I noticed she didn't call Jay out for the joke about John Edwards knocking up Bristol when she was talking about people targeting her kids for abuse.

    All I can say is Jay must be desperate for ratings right now. But he lost my respect and a viewer with this move.

    Rick

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  37. Anonymous6:47 AM

    Hey How many sociopaths can one family have? .><.

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  38. Anonymous6:52 AM

    Well, I'm glad she still has all her teeth to go with her pony tale.

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  39. Anonymous6:53 AM

    PS

    Sarah also lied about not having a chance to follow up on the Down's Syndrome/Family Guy episode. What a total bunch of BS! She has Facebook, twitter, and her own gig on Fox, and there wasn't a peep out of her after the firestorm was set off. She was put in her place and afraid to comment because she knew how stupid she'd look. She was too embarrassed to comment. She can't take criticism.

    Rick

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  40. Kudos to NYT for calling Palin out on her lie she does not get to respond. I believe she finds something e.g. Rahm Emmanuel's f'ing retards to distract and divert attention away from people catching on to how she uses her children as props. Also by taking something and lying it is about her child manufacturing "attacks" she can maintain she is a victim of liars. Reality is Palin is a compulsive liar and perpetrator of her lies. She starts controversies to control her image she wants people to see and believe.

    She appears to enjoy orchestrating controversy, lying and then turning things around playing the victim. She has an agenda to smear others as victimizing her kids when it is her doing it. Palin keeps putting her kids out there for attention, controversey using them for her self serving needs. Parents who truly want to protect their children do not do what she does.

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  41. GermanGoodness6:58 AM

    Can she just once, just one goddamn time NOT slam the Whitehouse? It's getting old, Sarah. Shut the fuck up.

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  42. Anonymous7:01 AM

    Pew pew pew!
    Gah, she makes me sick. I can't wait until the bitch goes down in flames... all the way to her hell where she belongs.

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  43. Anonymous7:19 AM

    1) Chuck taught middle school science. Is it that hard for Sarah to remember? She said he was a popular elementary school teacher. Not true. Her brother is an elementary school teacher. Maybe she got confused. But that's one more thing that unnerves me about her - she gets confused about which "Chuck Heath" teaches/taught elementary school - her dad or her bro. It's a lot to remember.

    2) An audience like the Tonight Show, or any live audience is told to cheer loudly and often, for any little thing. It isn't reflective of what an audience really thinks, they're just in a hyped up environment where they're doing what the producers have told them and coached them to do.

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  44. "The onetime vice presidential nominee also reiterated her belief that the media has unfairly targeted members of her family.

    "Yes, a line was crossed," she said. "I'm still waiting for that line to be uncrossed: Just some common decency, allowing the kids to not be, I guess, the victim in all this because they certainly don't deserve it."

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  45. eeerrrgg .... my eyes and ears. why does my brain go all fuzzy when she talks?
    oh and "bag of hair" love it!!!

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  46. Who are these people that keep picking on Sarah Palin's children? Really, who is she talking about? That line of BS is getting old considering she never goes anywhere without dragging one or more of them along - just ask Barbara Walters or Oprah.
    And who are the awful people that won't let poor Sarah answer her critics? She never gets to say what she wants without one of these meanies telling her to "sit down and shut up" before she's had the chance to clarify what she's trying to say. It's so unfair! Sarah never has the opportunity to say what she really means. What with her time on Fox, Oprah, Barbara, Jay, Sean, O'Reilly, and Beck there's never a chance for Sarah to get her views out to the public before the media jumps all over her and her family!!
    Seriously, does this woman ever take a minute and listen to how ridiculous she sounds? Someone who cares about her should do her the kindness of telling her that she sounds like a professional victim.

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  47. Anonymous7:27 AM

    For those of you who don't like Leno, I recommend David Letterman. On Monday night, Dave was discussing how some of our politicians are handling the Health Care Reform discussion. He praised John McCain, because, after all, McCain carried a brain dead candidate around for two months.

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  48. omg i just realized ... she has Blackberry thumbs .... ready , set , text !!!!
    Did someone hide it on her?

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  49. Anonymous7:31 AM

    I'm thinking: what if say ruh dyed her hair black and cut it off to just below ear length and put a toddrey pin on the side. Who would she look like? I think she should try it. It would be the honorable thing to do. And, if she could just black marker out just one of her bicuspids. I think we'd all enjoy that and vote for her for president of wasilla.

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  50. bavarian outback7:33 AM

    Watched it... I am sick as a dog....

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  51. Anonymous7:35 AM

    Sarah and Jay.

    Two peas in a pod.

    Both desperate to be liked.

    Both desperate for favorable reviews.

    Both desperate to cling to an ever shrinking audience.

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  52. Anonymous7:35 AM

    "I'm not going to use cue cards".
    Really -- well how's that teleprompter thingy working for you Jerkass Palin?? Clearly evident as of the eyes returning numerous, numerous times to it.

    If she thinks she can do things that aren't noticed - well her wingnuts wouldn't have a clue in that their singular brain cell was engaged in listening to her and therefore cannot concentrate that the teleprompter was rolling.

    Also know people, there are 'Applause' signs in the Leno studio. Always have been -- like every other show. You also have producers 'waving' their arms as the audience has been given instructions prior to the shows starting.

    Her comment about her father teaching - she said it in a way that indicates he still is. NOT.

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  53. Anonymous7:35 AM

    I don't believe she said one word about her set net site. How tawdry.

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  54. I cringe when Palin says she "wants to get the Left all wee weed up". She enjoys humiliating people seeking reactions then twists them as proof people hate her. She is a sick pup. She enjoys lying about people. This was intentional to insinuate she can't respond to attacks on her children. She engages people in hidden agenda warfare for personal gain. Spewing lies will accomplish that and serve her sick needs. Maybe the media ought to run a simple line "Palin lies again".

    Mommom: I agree the black jacket was ill fitting. A fashion citation is warranted:)

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  55. Anonymous7:51 AM

    Who knew? Nobiddy I guess...

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  56. Besides the cues, the audience was probably filled with Orange County Republibots.

    I did not bother to watch. Haven't watched Leno in years - he is nothing but a suck-up - and avoiding the fingernails-on-a-blackboard-voice of Queen Quitter is a key component in maintaining my own mental health.

    Thanks to all of you who did have the stomach for the two of them, I'm content to just read the reactions here and at other blogs where sensible people post!

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  57. Anonymous7:51 AM

    say ruh should have a Minion show. She could have a minion on every day. Let's get these old guys out front and center. K?

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  58. Anonymous7:55 AM

    I understand she dances too. I wonder if she can do the minion dance for us. Black hairnets everyone...

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  59. Anonymous7:58 AM

    How humdrum and mundane.

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  60. Anonymous8:01 AM

    It's soooo cold in Alaska...wiggle wiggle wiggle. Scrinch face. Open eyes blink and smile. Oh they loved it! APPLAUSE!

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  61. Anonymous8:01 AM

    I just want to say this: her mouth isn't moving correctly.

    Due to a severe hearing deficit as a child, I'm a very good lip reader. Trying to sync her audio to the video is damn near impossible.

    So I didn't get very far in the interview. I tried to turn off her screechy voice but then she looked like a not-well-drawn cartoon character talking with a fixed grin.

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  62. Anonymous8:05 AM

    I think she slithers and clomps in a very regional way. Well. At least it's social. Say ruh is a socialist.

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  63. Quetzalcoatl8:05 AM

    Poor Jay [or rather, not], struggling for ratings. May they sink fast.

    I couldn't watch that, a minute in is all I could stand, what shmarmy pandering fools the lot. A veritable mutual admiration society - and folks watch this crap nightly? Yoiks. As Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys would say, 'It's Greasy'.

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  64. Anonymous8:06 AM

    This isn't Wyoming anymore.

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  65. Anonymous8:09 AM

    It makes me so angry to hear Palin complain about the media going after her family and leaving Obama's alone. During the campaign, Obama showed incredible compassion and grace by stating that everyone's families were off limits (not just his) and pointing out that his own mother was eighteen when she had him. It is on tape and easily verifiable. I don't know how Palin gets away with it.

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  66. Anonymous8:10 AM

    Stomping and swaying is just vain glory. At least she doesn't tweeter - any more. She should do a show "shopping with Say ruh". Galavant to the second hand store etc.

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  67. Anonymous8:13 AM

    Thanks everyone for a very funny morning. I've laughed til tears rolled down my cheeks. What a way to start the day. Thanks for lifting our spirits.

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  68. Anonymous8:19 AM

    jesus....stop pushing your kids front and center if you don't want the media focusing on them!!! It's not rocket science...it's COMMON-SENSE!!!

    and also, too....please sit down and shut up

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  69. "lying twit" - You've got her pegged about right. Jay fed right into her martyr complex and missed all the "WTF! Are you kidding, me" moments that would have made him relevant?

    She's been sticking "city manager" into her resume to rewrite history and program her bots to believe the criticism that she had to hire one is a lie.

    I've tried to imagine what it's like for her kids to be raised with constant lies and forced to lie for her. Plus, they're right there listening as she complains about people attacking them and making them victims. Their sense of reality and ability to trust their instincts would have to be seriously damaged. My 'Momma Grizzly' rises up and wants to protect them from her.

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  70. Anonymous8:20 AM

    Gryphen, may we have minion soup for lunch?

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  71. Anonymous8:20 AM

    Cod. What a maverick.

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  72. Anonymous8:27 AM

    Who's doing the dishes? Lena oops I mean Leno needs some anime (cartoons ya'll).

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  73. Anonymous8:30 AM

    "Does this mean I'm not getting my gold star?...today"? Back when I was in kindegarten we didn't get our gold stars if we were naughty and wrote on our hands. We also didn't get a gold star if we didn't sing or if we refused to nap. These are important values to inculcate in Alaskans.

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  74. I managed to stay up and watch the whole thing. My ears may never be the same from her high pitched screeching which seems to get higher with each appearance. As she walked off the stage I shook my head to attempt clearing it, thinking. "What the hell was that!!!"

    Let's get a petition going to send Sarah over to join the Taliban since she screws up everything she touches,...... just like her evil idiot twin George W. Bush.

    Teaching Sarah Palin anything must be like trying to download a 4.75GB Movie DVD onto a 3 inch floppy.

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  75. Anonymous8:44 AM

    ExtROARdinary!

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  76. Anonymous8:51 AM

    Gryph, a commentor on Palingates had a site about the TV show with Todd, Bristol and Trig that looks like a doll. I clicked on it and enlarged the ear and it does look like "Ruffles'" ear without the ruffles....that unusual inner ear lobes rectangles I've only seen on these babies. Take a look at that pictures and blow it up... coincidence? Is Trip "Ruffles"? Or a twin?
    Mrs Gunka

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  77. Anonymous8:56 AM

    That "victim shtick" is really getting old. It is such a lame strategy. Who is advising her to be playing the victim all of the time. It makes her sound really pathetic.

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  78. Anonymous8:58 AM

    People, locals don't go to the Jay Leno show and sit in the audience. It's for out-of-state tourists. Hence, I can almost assure you there weren't local Angelenos in the audience applauding.

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  79. Anonymous9:07 AM

    Sarah, I have a Common Sense Solution for you: Leave your kids out of your SHIT. And please decide whether your dressing for a shopping trip ( faded jeans) or going on stage(jacket and heels). It was like uptown-downtown, Oh hell to many decisions,I'll do both.
    I think she should get an academy award for being the biggest BS lying actress of all time, comedian- NOT.

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  80. Anonymous9:17 AM

    sjk: whatever she says, you can apply it to her. That really is the secret.

    Stop hurting the kids
    Quit makin stuff up

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  81. You were right about the smell of Mooseshit it gets more Pungent every time SP opens her mouth! You're also right when you say you're getting there ! She thinks (Or is it her advisors)That acting like a normal person will propel her into the hearts of Americans .Watch out Sarah Moose shit is slippery.

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  82. tj1019:42 AM

    @Ripley in CT - I heard that, too! she DID say that she was asked by a special needs family!

    wow - this woman lives in LALA land!

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  83. John Edwards to be indicted per N.E....WHEN WILL $arah be indicted?

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/03/john-edwards-indicted-gra_n_484200.html

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  84. Anonymous10:00 AM

    The audiences for talk shows are generally tourists to LA, NYC, Chicago, etc. So they weren't Californians applauding.

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  85. Anonymous10:00 AM

    She really wanted to get the message out that the MSM is saying stuff about the kids. Say what? Who has said anything?

    Could it be she is expecting some questions about Ruffles?

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  86. Anonymous10:02 AM

    Gyphen we can't take anymore from this lunatic. When is this nightmare going to stop? Where did they find this crowd. Does this really represent America? "God help us"

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  87. Did any of you see the "god's warrior" episode on wife swap? Well here she is on you tube

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns

    this is the kind of people who get sucked into the "End Times", "Armageddon" and "The devils is out to get you" bullshit that patriarchal businesses called churches spew to terrorize, control and fleece poor simple souls like this poor lady. These are the naive, frightened out of their wits followers of nutcase fundys like Sarah who can whip them into the kind of frenzied hysteria you see on this video clip. Already on the edge it takes little to push them over to do violence "In the name of gawwwd!" With the help of a rabble rouser like Palin they are extremely dangerous. Remember when Sarah had McCain's followers (during an election speech) worked up and they were yelling out about killing Obama and McCain jumped up with a very worried look on his face and went over to an hysterical woman telling her that Obama was a good and decent man, patting her on the back and trying to calm her down. Had he not done this, it was obvious that in a couple more minutes of Palin priming and someone would get the message (from gawwwd of course) to go postal on Obama just like those fanatics did and do to Women's Health Clinics, murdering pro choice nurses and doctors. I have been to their churches and seen this kind of mass hysteria reaction in person and think that everyone should at least once to see what you are really up against. One or two like in the video clip may seem funny, sad and pathetic, but it takes on a whole different aspect with a church full of them.

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  88. Sarah's outfit is the clothing version of the mullet...business on the top, party on the bottom.

    Hair is a rats nest, wears sky high pumps with too short, too light jeans...Sarah is the Kate Gosselin of politics.

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  89. crystalwolf aka caligrl11:33 AM

    Every-time my boyfriend see's her, all her can say is..." she REALLY is a Shithead...isn't she?"
    I can only agree...a whining shithead...

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  90. I.am.so.sick.of.her.

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  91. I believe papa Heath also taught SP how to lie to get out of band practice? That's the kind of moral teaching ya really need there.

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  92. Anonymous12:17 PM

    Gryphen--not a rhetorical question. Your commenters are a scream, so why are so many of them anonymous? Where is their pride of authorship?
    There's enough material in these comments to keep Sarah pissed until her next manic episode kicks in. Really Sarah, the meds help but you need to be committed (pun intended).

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  93. I had a boss that was so much like Scarah, it's disgusting. He would lie, embellish stories, and make his employees feel worthless. And to customers, he was the greatest guy in the world.

    My ~favorite~ lie was when he told me in my job interview that he had such a great (business) year the last year, that he sent an employee and her family to the Bahamas.

    Wow, I thought, what a great guy, to pay for a vacation for a valued employee AND family members. Wow, I want to work for this guy!

    After I was hired, I found out the "employee" was his wife.

    Lying sack of sh!t. . . . .

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  94. Anonymous12:56 PM

    No, I did not watch this crap again, only watching the screenshot on Grpy's page.

    Notice her hands.

    They are closed with her thumb against the index finger.

    I did this exact same move right now. And it was kinda hard to do!

    No no -- THIS is a classic move of
    "don't fuck with me", very antagonistic" body language.

    Try this hand gesture yourself. It's not easy unless you are making s specific point.

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  95. Anonymous1:25 PM

    why on earth would she call attention to the Botox ladies in L.A.? People are already trippin' on her tightly-pulled face and inability to move her upper lip.

    I'm assuming the audience was shipped in via Saddleback Church in the OC and maybe some of the other Evangelical megachurches in and around L.A.

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  96. Anonymous1:48 PM

    Reminds me of Emily Latella, who was very talented though.

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  97. I'd like to know specifically what was done to her children that she considers harassment or abuse. I'd like to hear her describe specific instances where her child or children were inappropriately
    targeted by the press. If her children were victimized, as she says they were, I want to know when, where, how, who, etc.
    I think it's time for her to stop being so vague and call out those bullies in the press who are beseiging her children.
    The only really big story that turned into a frenzy for information was when Sarah Palin gave a press release revealing her 16 y.o. daughter's pregnancy. After that died down there wasn't much stuff out there about the Palin kids. They'd pop up in the news like when it was revealed that Sarah Palin had written in her book about how her daughters had been threatened with gang rape at their high schools and then had to transfer to different schools for their safety.
    Of course, the story really wasn't about the teen daughters so much as the fact that Sarah Palin reported none of these threats to anyone in authority and there was nothing on the record about the incidents.
    It seems when a story involving the girls comes up, Sarah has put the information out there herself.
    All the other times the children have been paraded out before reporters and photographers - Piper even signed autographs at book signings - has been when Sarah Palin herself trots them out at various photo ops.
    The interest shown toward the Palin kids is generated by their mother. How can that be considered harassment when the press is just following up on information that Sarah has released for public consumption.
    Sarah's need to be a victim all the time is the only story here. In fact, there are plenty of rumors floating around about some of her children's less social acts that have never made the MSM. I'd like her to explain that.

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  98. London Bridges2:32 PM

    Knowing Sarah she probably did hire herself as city manager of Wasilla and collect a $50K salary while she was mayor. Then, when the city started falling apart, she resigned and hire someone to run Wasilla.

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  99. Anne NC2:49 PM

    Jennifer, the most embarrassing thing the media has ever done to any of her children was to report the pregnancy of her eldest daughter, Bristol. Where did that info come from? $P!! Why? Because they were asking about Trig and who his mother was. $arah's solution to the question was to reveal her daughter's pregnancy to eliminate in the public's mind the possibility of her not being Trig's Mom. With a mother like $arah, these kids don't have to worry about the MSM since $arah has no problem throwing them under the bus to further her own ambition. I was so disgusted at the thought that this woman accepted the nomination for V.P. knowing that it would propel her daughter into the spotlight. It's not as if she wouldn't be able to get the chance another time around, only 44 and in her first term as Governor, she was at the beginning of her career as far as D.C. powerbrokers go. But the ambitious, self-promoting "mother" of five gave no thought to her family, she went through the door that she said "God opened for her" and didn't give a damn as to who she was hurting. What she did to Bristol was inexcusable and as she matures and grows in her role as a Mother, she will come to see this more clearly than any daughter should have to.

    I've never seen any articles that have said Trig should never have been born, that she should have had an abortion or the same for Bristol. While Letterman's jokes were inappropriate, they were geared to her "adult" daughter and while she was spinning it as he suggesting that her 14 year old daughter, Willow, had been a victim of statutory rape, even some members of her base actually defended him. If she can't handle the criticism that comes with the territory in her role of private citizen with a big mouth, what the hell would she do if she was campaigning for President? She'd be more worried about the media than the wishes and concerns of the voters just as she was as her role in Pretend Governor of Alaska.

    I really hope that she starts to talk as if she will run for President because then the media will begin investigating her past and the record spending in Wasilla, hiring of a city administrator for such a small town, her co-governor activities with Todd and hiring of friends, the pipeline that never happened and never will, etc. Run, $arah, Run!

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  100. Anonymous2:51 PM

    I couldn't get past the turkey neck - she needs a necklift bad..her neck looks AWFUL..whoever her surgeon is, keep taking her money and run..

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  101. Lynne3:07 PM

    Ah, Gryphen, it is just too bad that I can't stand the sound of her voice, so it's impossible for me to watch these videos. I'm such a wimp.

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  102. why oh why would Leno miss such a golden opportunity?

    when Sarah asked that her children be afforded the privacy that all other politicians' children enjoy, any media savvy interviewer would have asked, With all due respect, how many times the public see any other politicians' child in front of the cameras, other than a few key moments of a campaign.

    Leno = Loser!

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  103. Soapydoag I have to disagree. Just imagine the infamous Blackberry in her hands .... She's so addicted her hands are permanently in position.

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  104. Mac And Cheese Wiz5:42 PM

    Oh well, the videos were pulled from you tube. I missed all the fun because I refuse to give Jay Leno (the late night show self proclaimed victim) ratings while commiserating with The White Queen of self proclaimed victimization.

    I did catch ET, and Andrea's reaction was "that woman needs to get a sense of humor- it was a joke!"

    I can't believe Sarah "went there" she just can't let things go.

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  105. Anonymous6:23 PM

    It appears that Granny Grifter was quite busy while she was in LA. Eonline is reporting that she and her entourage hit up an Oscar gift suite and were like "locusts" taking everything they could get their hands on. All that book money and she can't buy her own headphones?

    http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b169997_sarah_palin_grabby_entourage_like.html

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  106. It's sounding to me like Papa Palin may be one of those teachers that needs to lose their job in the name of accountability and quality education.

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  107. Anonymous7:02 PM

    And busy shopping a docudrama...
    http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b169997_sarah_palin_grabby_entourage_like.html

    I would like to see a docudrama/truth of her being led away in pink handcuffs...!

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  108. There's a link at Palingates to a guy talking about how 70% of the audience was just silent while Mrs. Todd Palin was on, and the show later added in the applause.

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