Sunday, June 06, 2010

Like his owner Sarah Palin's racehorse "First Dude" fails to win, and Palin blames Bush. WTF?

From NY Daily News:

Sarah Palin and her husband, Todd, who was known as Alaska's First Dude while she was governor, made a surprise appearance at the storied race, but their pick, First Dude, finished a disappointing third.

Drosselmeyer pulled off a stunning victory, surging past First Dude and runner-up Fly Down in the home stretch.

Earlier, Palin said she was ecstatic to root for the horse named after her husband.
"Of course, we love the name of the horse," Palin exclaimed. "And we're excited First Dude's gonna get a chance to race."

The Palins swept into the raceway about 4 p.m., hours later than planned.
The couple's limo driver got lost during the ride from Kennedy Airport, leaving them with no time to stop off at their hotel to change.

"We're excited to be here," said Sarah Palin, who was decked out in navy capri pants, a white T-shirt and black cap.

"We're gonna bet on First Dude."

LIke MOST of Palin's choices this one proved to be the wrong one, however later Sarah took to her Twitter to express some good sportsmanship....well almost.

From her Twitter account:

Sweet run by Drosselmeyer today at Belmont. The colt is a gorgeous, steady athlete. But doggone, First Dude didn't win. Bush's fault.

WTF?

Now I love to blame things on George Bush, and have been doing so for over five years now, but even I cannot see how THIS is his fault.

Is it possible she got the Belmont race confused with the BP oil spill and is finally ready to blame Bush and his cronies for that?  Is this an attempt to make some kind of joke? Did she not have time to get her lucky  Brazilian wax before the race and somehow blames his showing on that?  I simply don't know, but as it turns out the strangest thing about Sarah Palin and this race is NOT her odd tweet.

It is the appearance of these two mysterious objects!



Seriously folks, not to be too prurient here, but just where in the hell did THOSE come from?

122 comments:

  1. sandipants7:12 AM

    I remember hearing her talk about the "First Dude" in her RNC speech, thinking "Is she 15? Why would an adult woman refer to her husband as Dude, in all places - a national political convention?"

    And, as we've all discovered, she is indeed 15 years old, socially and emotionally. I'd guess that she is younger than that mentally.

    Interesting how that photo shows her lopsided. Says a lot about her actually.

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  2. Ratfish7:13 AM

    Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh like big boobs. So she had them "augmented."

    To me, the most shocking thing is that the Palins- who profess to be devout Christians- would fly across the country and participate in gambling on horse races.

    Think of all the people in need who could have been helped by all the money used for flights, limos, and other self-indulgent expenses.

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    1. I am thinking this post is almost 4 yrs old be now, but are you serious?? Obama spends MILLIONS on flying his family all over the world, MILLIONS, that mutt should be grounded and leave Sarah alone. She is an absolute sweetheart. She spent so much time talking with everyday people at the Belmont that day, I was one of them. She is so down to earth and approachable, unlike the MORON that is now running this country. I would not want Sarah as a veep (although Biden is a COMPLETE LOSER) but she is a very good person.

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  3. Anonymous7:17 AM

    She's sporting empathy breasts the way she sported an empathy belly during the Trig (I, II, III's?) gestation?

    And a 'bet' Sister Sarah? Isn't that immoral? The way the big government is mortgaging our childrens future with its tax and spend attitude that is not on the side of the God guaranteed freedom of this constitutional Christian society that so loves the flag?

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  4. Anonymous7:25 AM

    The limo driver got lost.
    LMAO.
    Also, too Sarah, along with tight abs, has tight intercostals as she can sometimes hide those big boobies like she hid Tri-g pregnancy.....NOT!!
    Stay classy trashy!!

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  5. Anonymous7:25 AM

    Transumbilical breast implants?

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  6. kellygirl said...
    looks like someone picked up some CA melons while "visiting the set of American Idol"

    it's not shocking that she would show up to box seats at the Belmont Stakes event, entirely clueless of the dress code, and it's certainly not shocking that she would make up a lie about a professional limo driver getting lost on the 10 mile route.

    the only question now is did she just really have no clue about the dress code -- or did she do this intentionally for more attention?

    p.s. the white t-shirt and black bra is so Hollywood Celebutard -- which is exactly what she wants to be

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  7. @anonymous 7:17
    You forgot to add the troops! Remember, it's about the troops- all of 'em, any of them which, of course, would include the gay ones. (We all know that God doesn't make junk.)

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  8. Anonymous7:35 AM

    "Bush's fault" was likely a swipe at Obama and the Democrats. The new Republican talking point is that you can't keep blaming Bush for the economy, the lack of regulation that led to the oil spill etc. Hence the snarky comment. I find it interesting that "good, conservative Christians" are so enamored of a woman who trades in insults and juvenile name calling.

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  9. Anonymous7:36 AM

    Todd looks like he likes 'em. They look like porn star breasts on someone with such a small frame. Over done again, dingbat.
    Who is she channeling that Heidi chick? She's had about as much surgery.

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  10. Anonymous7:40 AM

    with a 'fisheye' lens, the object closest to the lens will be the biggest.

    bill in belize

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  11. BAustin7:51 AM

    kellygirl is right....Palin is more interested in being a hollywood style celebrity than being a politician (or dare I say - a Statesman). And not just any celeb style...she wants to dress like the teen/20 something type of celeb. Actually kinda sad that she is frozen in time as a mean girl in high school. Time to grow up sister sarah!

    And sorry - even if I bought the cab driver getting lost story - which I don't - she doesn't dress appropriately for someone who wants to be president someday. There is such a thing as business casual. And it doesn't involve a black bra under a white shirt. She is such a hillbilly.

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  12. London Bridges7:51 AM

    For some reason, Sarah has always reminded me of Playboy mag's "Little Annie Fannie." Alas, her transmogrification is complete. Ladies & gentlemen: let's have a round of applause for "Little Sarah Palin!"

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  13. Mitch who lives in Kansas7:56 AM

    She stole them. Or at least the idea of them from a porn star she emulates.

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  14. mocha7:56 AM

    She was flat as a board only a couple weeks ago at the Dbacks game. I don't think she's had time to have and recover from breast implant surgery in that time. Plus, she had Trig in a back pack two weeks ago, not something you'd do right after that surgery. Heavily stuffed bra is what it is. Where is Bristol?

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  15. Anonymous7:56 AM

    Thank you, Sarah, thank you for the proof that you did not give birth to Trig. There are two photos of Sarah posed in the empty halls of the Alaska state house where she is supposed to be pregnant and due to deliver in a month or two. A woman in that stage of pregnancy would have large, swollen breasts.Today, Sarah is bigger than in a photo where she should be big.

    Shortly after "giving birth" to Trig, Sarah brought him to work and posed for pictures with him. She claimed to be breast feeding. Again, she looked normal size for a woman whose breasts should appear large and filled with milk.

    Sarah is much larger now than when she was supposed to be expecting Trig or nursing Trig. Gryphen can do us all a big favor by posting side by side by side pictures, the one posed in the hall for the TV cameras and Sarah right after Trig was born. She is much bigger now. Oh, wait a minute, she's not expecting again, is she?

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  16. Anonymous7:58 AM

    Whoa, nothing subtle there. She should have gone for a smaller size. They look really, really tacky.

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  17. Anonymous7:59 AM

    "just where in the hell did THOSE come from?"

    Foster Grants? OH wait - you mean the boobs! lol

    The whole bullshit story sounds like carefully constructed staging to me.

    And everyone - click on the pic so you all can see what Gryph named the photo file. Gryph, you rock!

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  18. Anonymous8:00 AM

    Pretty sure the new "girls" are not due to a great new bra. Look how far apart they are, and how they stick out at the sides....sure sign of a new breast implant. Maybe why she didn't want Mr. McGinniss seeing her in her tank top.

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  19. Anonymous8:01 AM

    Glad to see she's spending her ill-gotten money on something worthwhile, God forbid she send any of it to the NDSS (National Down Syndrome Society), or NOFAS (National Organization on Fetal Alcohol Syndrome).

    BTW, First Dude paid $4.90 to Show, so a $1,000 bet to Show would have paid $2,450. They probably bet a lot more than $1,000 though, seeing it's not really their money they're spending.

    And they would never be so "conservative" to just bet the horse to Show; I'm sure they bet him to Win all the way.

    Wonder how much they tipped the limo driver ?

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  20. Anonymous8:04 AM

    And this funny quote from First Dude's trainer:

    He was even closer in mid-stretch and ready to move past First Dude, who doesn't take it kindly when horses close in on him. First Dude, who finished third, wouldn't let the winner by until a sixteenth from the wire. "He did all the work again on the lead. No excuses. We just couldn't hold it together right there at the end," said Dale Romans, First Dude's trainer.

    Just like Sarah - she doesn't like it when reporters/writers/bloggers close in on her !

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  21. Haha! Good old-fashioned padded bra, FTW!

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  22. Anonymous8:17 AM

    She dressed wrong for an event where appropriate attire is very important (as stupid as that is).

    Then, rather than owning up to it, she lied--hey, that's the perfect description of Sarah Palin's whole life!

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  23. Anonymous8:22 AM

    A comment on my own comment.

    "The whole bullshit story sounds like carefully constructed staging to me."

    Actually, not so carefully constructed since we all picked it apart so quickly.

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  24. Anonymous8:29 AM

    This photo made me Laugh! Those boobs are phony; why on earth would she do that? Mrs. MamaBear is ridiculous to begin with, but this is too funny. Actually, it's almost sad; it really demonstrates her total lack of authenticity.

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  25. laprofesora8:36 AM

    "Bush's fault"??? WTF? It really irks me when an adult uses the phrase "it's so-and-so's fault". It's so childish, it just makes the speaker sound like they're guilty and trying to blame someone else. Grow up, Scarah. You act too childish to have such big boobs (and I don't mean Todd).

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  26. Anonymous8:42 AM

    What bothers me most is that when she made that crack about the limo driver getting lost on a 10-mile drive, making them four hours late - ah, did she not think about what might happen to the limo driver?

    She doesn't give a fig for the working person. That poor driver might have gotten a reprimand or even fired after her remark.

    Even if the limo driver were responsible - which I highly doubt - why not simply call the company and lodge a complaint? Why make it a public deal?

    In trying to cover her own a** or appear to sound cutesy, she may have damaged that driver's livelihood. What a self-absorbed bitch. Never thinking of consequences or who she hurts. Oh, well, she probably thinks of drivers as "the little people" who really don't count.

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  27. Anonymous8:43 AM

    Yeah, sure, the limo driver got lost for more than an hour on the 16-minute, 8.59-mile trip (Mapquest) from JFK to Belmont Park. That's 16 MINUTES, Sarah!!! Less than 10 miles!!!

    We demand better quality lies!!!

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  28. Anonymous8:45 AM

    This woman needs to quit trying to hold onto her youth. It is long gone. She is beginning to look like a clown - a very scary one.

    She certainly acts like one. Doesn't care about anyone but herself. That story about the limo driver stinks. She doesn't care what happens to him because she has to say something to make herself look good (Sarah, Sarah, that is an impossible dream, give it up - we all know what you are.)

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  29. Anonymous8:47 AM

    Yup. She was clueless about the dress code. Sarah and Todd showed up in clothes that seemed appropriate for most outdoor sunny racing events. -- She had to make up a good blame excuse, and said the limo driver got lost.-- She probably got the boob job just for making this appearance, thinking it was a race where a lot of men would be gawking at her. Instead, it was the Vanderbilts who were gawking at her for being a _________________(fill in the blank).

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  30. Tyroanee8:48 AM

    Baaawahhaaaa I can't stop laughing- why on earth would someone whom obviously is a size errr A cup... Prance around in a tight t-shirt filled with latex foam?
    Rush, Beck these two are for you.. Oh and Sarah we blame everything on Bush as well, but we don't like to exclude his cronies Rove and Cheney.

    *Side note: Please don't stand next to an open flame with your new "Girls"... could be a down right horrifying result- much like the election was in November.

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  31. Anonymous8:48 AM

    Here's another great photo of Sarah's new "twins"

    http://www.daylife.com/photo/00EM88WcougPN?q=Palin+at+Belmont

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  32. Anonymous8:48 AM

    Sarah Palin, the newest member of "twits with tits."

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  33. Anonymous8:49 AM

    Letterman's writers are going to have a field day with the new 'additions'. Cannot wait for his show tomorrow !

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  34. Ratfish8:54 AM

    And where's Trig?

    Locked up behind the fence in Wasilla with the nannies while Palin gambles on horses?

    True "family values!"

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  35. Anonymous8:55 AM

    Why wasn't the shameful hussy home at this trying time?
    Track must be going through hell to have buddy in a jam like the boy from Wasilla. Bristol and Ben are close to him. When my nephew's friend was in a bad way it was hard on the whole family and the county. I would not think of forsaking family during a rough spell and ignoring what is a massive tragedy for her beloved Wasilla. More bad news for Wasilla is an understatement. What is she thinking to wear those bulbous enhancers outside of her house? That I don't get, is she drunk? I wish she could show that she takes the military serious. Please, don't accept her exploitation of our soldiers and only laugh at her lack of self awareness.

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  36. Anonymous8:55 AM

    They're tits. They grow on a woman's chest. Been a long time for you huh ?

    The real question is how did she get past the Alaska blogger's security net and show up in Belmont. Aren't your "sources" supposed to know these things?

    Isn't she supposed to be under her bed hiding from you and the pervert stalker next door?

    He probably likes to ogle hers tit too.

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  37. Anonymous8:58 AM

    Wow you people really are off the deep end aren't you? You know some clothes don't emphasize a women's bust and shockingly enough others do. Imagine that huh? And yeah the tweet blaming Bush was a joke, she was making fun of the Left becuase they blame everything on George Bush! And Gryphen, you seriously need some pshyiatric help, you are obsessed with Sarah to the point of mental instability. Its not healthy, how can you hate someone so much? If she's so stupid then why spend so much time on her? You are all afraid of her, and its really your fault, if you hadn't pushed her out of the Governor's chair, then she wouldn't be in the position where she is today, more prominent and more powerful. As far as the gambling thing goes, maybe if you did some research, you would know it varies with different churchs. For instance many Catholic churches have Bingo after mass to raise money for the church, isn't Bingo gambling? Now please go crawl back under the rock you came from you child predator. You and your ilk are the lowest forms of life on this planet, and God is not going to look kindly on you when you die. I know this comment will be deleted in about 5 minutes, I just wanted to get my thoughts here.

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  38. Sarah's amazing inflatable chest previously made guest appearances on her vacation in Hawaii, the day she went jogging to prove that she was too a serious runner. And then on her trip to Kuwait, in the pic where she's showing how she doesn't know how to shoot. Gotta give the troops a thrill, you betcha!

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  39. FEDUP!!!8:59 AM

    Did she swipe a prosthetic bra somewhere?

    That airport/limo story sounds as fishy as her fishpicker story. She has already used the excuse once before, so by now it is old hat, $$$arah!

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  40. Anonymous9:02 AM

    It's really sad to see an older woman desperately trying to hold on while clinging to some perceived idea of youth. Sarah Palin, you are embarrassing but you do provide much laughter-at your expense--as well as groans

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  41. Anonymous9:17 AM

    Okay, playing Devil's Advocate here: Maybe she is smarter than we think, in a way? Now she will be able to criticize the "elite" for picking on the way she dresses, appealing even more to the little common man, you know, those types who don't like the uppity elite? Boobies aside, (though you can't quite miss em, can you) let's just wait and see how she tries to play this one over the next few days.

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  42. Mitch who lives in Kansas9:27 AM

    Hey Anonymous! Grow a pair and post your name. And learn how to spell. Psychiatric is not spelled pshyiatric. What does that word mean? A geriatric fish? Oh wait! I get now! It is you Sarah,isn't it? I thought you quit being governor in order to protect your family. And now you claim that Gryphen is a child predator?? WTF?? Is Sarah a child? I thought you were leaving the predator label (with no evidence mind you except in your magical thinking mind) to Joe McGinnis.

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  43. bingo! lmao.....She is mixing with the east coast elite she hates so much. Folks who have had money for more than 15 minutes. Showing off her new rack. Tawd grinning like the dumb schmuck he is, just pay him. The burly bodyguards. BUT, lying about the limo driver? I have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn. also too.

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  44. Anonymous9:32 AM

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    Ratfish said...

    And where's Trig?

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    Honestly now, Ratfish, would you really want to see Sarah parading around a racetrack with Trig on her hip. You know, sometimes it's best to leave the children behind.

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  45. Anonymous9:40 AM

    Isn't Todd just "half dude"?

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  46. How stupid is this? Now all those clothes she stole from the RNC won't fit anymore.

    Perhaps she's putting on weight and this is her way of making her waist and hips look smaller than they really are.

    What a bimbo.

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  47. Anonymous9:56 AM

    For all you Plainbots who criticize the rest of us for making fun of her looks... tough shit. She parades herself as the sexiest thing in heels and sets herself up for the "treatment" when she fucks up like she ALWAYS does, clothes wise. She hasn't looked presidential, leaderlike or LADYLIKE since she and the old fart lost the election.
    By the way on some of the other photos, side ways ones, her boobs look flatter than the straight on photos. She also has really chubby arms for someone who is supposedly thin.

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  48. Anonymous10:02 AM

    Toad didn't tell her they were lopsided and one bigger than the other. Think he did that on purpose? ha ha ha

    The Bush comment is a jab at Obama and the Democrats. Sad $carah, really sad, but then again we expect nothing less from you.

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  49. emrysa10:04 AM

    lmfao those things came from the doctor's office, gryphen!

    seriously, a boob job at 45???? there's only one purpose for that - so that men will look at you. poor sarah, her mind is still 17.

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  50. emrysa10:12 AM

    8:58 needs some serious help. then again, that seems to be a characteristic of the weaklings who think the myths of palin are truths.

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  51. Anonymous10:16 AM

    Have you checked out Bristol's alleged employer? That is where she can get some work done in private. Those things look like they come from a corner 5 and dime store. Can you imagine bumping into them? OUCH!

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  52. Anonymous10:16 AM

    Maybe Sarah thought she was going to a NASCAR race, or that wet T-shirt contest that the bikers have. She insulted her rich society hostess. It is nice to know that the serious political commentator on Fox has cheapened herself.

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  53. Anonymous10:18 AM

    Whatever was stuffed in Palin's tee-shirt at the Belmont, she OVERPAID. She looks silly.

    She's a narcissist and not very intelligent. Belmont means crowds and cameras, candy for her ego. And the ploy of dressing differently just didn't get her the ATTENTION she wanted. There's another photo of her at the racetrack looking nasty and miserable. Basically no one likes her and her aging body is unattractive.

    So the Belmont didn't give her the boost she needs. The handlers will be busy this week soothing her. They will be cooking up the next press event. She'll probably plunk herself down on a Gulf coast beach and take questions from the media oblivious to the tar and oil washing ashore. Turkey Pardon redux.

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  54. Anonymous10:21 AM

    Maybe it's a water bra. That way she can test drive the look before getting the *real* Franken-tatas like Heidi.

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  55. Anonymous10:25 AM

    notice a pattern here with her clothes....

    1. RNC spends a fortune on unfortunate garments for the whole family...claims it's only spent a small amount of $$$...press finds out it was a TON of $$$ & the clothes were never seen again after the election.

    2. "Luggage Lost On Way To Speench" has to "borrow a 60's inspired tie-dyed outfit that would have made Heidi impart..."Auf Wiedersehen".

    #. "Lost cab in NYC...( NFWIMHO ) (look @ Google route for the 10 minute drive!) and once again...LOST LUGGAGE!

    Yes, I want her to run for 2012...she'll get lost on the way to IOWA!

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  56. Anonymous10:30 AM

    Todd always seems to have the same forced and frozen grin (i.e. not genuine looking).

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  57. Anonymous10:45 AM

    Right...as if she and McCain lost the White House because of Bush. They lost because, thank god, the majority of the people in this country had a modicum of sense after hearing her yap!

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  58. Anonymous10:53 AM

    As much as I don't like Palin, I have to point out she was on her way to her hotel to change when they got lost. OK we don't know where the hotel is. I'm guessing it wasn't the airport Marriot or somewhere in Queens. Driving from the airport to Manhattan can be a bitch, but any profession driver would know the way. I suspect she just didn't give herself enough time to get to the hotel and back to the park.

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  59. Anonymous11:00 AM

    This is all so familiar. I worked with someone like this- no matter what she did wrong (and it was plenty) she had a "plausible" explanation of why it was someone else's fault. She lied with such ease and grace that those of us who ended up doing her work believed her- for a time. We all caught on though and she was fired. Now if only we could "fire" Sarah and make her go away.

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  60. Anonymous11:20 AM

    Ahhahahahaaa---check out the "daylife" photo of Sarah at Belmont (URL posted above by 8:48)---and look at the expression of the woman on the left, behind the Palins.

    Pretty much says it all, doesn't it?

    Ahahahahaha........

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  61. Yes like some people have said - evidently straight after surgery they sit strangely before 'settling'. Although I actually think the size is okay and she looks okay with her new curves. I'm against plastic surgery in general and think it's prevalence causes low self esteem, but I admit I'm a little disappointed/offended at the implication her new breast SIZE is tacky. It's very unfair to curvy women with large breasts for their size naturally. The mean thoughts make me feel almost like I should be ashamed of my body the way it is. I'm taller and not as petite as Palin but have similar proportions and it's hurtful to other women (with real or fake breasts) to laugh at their body shape and suggest large breasts are tasteless.

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  62. Black leather biker jacket, brand new boob job.... next stop: Sturgis?

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  63. Hmmm? Looks a lot like the upper part of her 'Baby-Bump' outfit, ya think?

    Trying to 'look/act/seem more like those other Faux bimbos' - She can never afford to be un-noticed. he he he

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  64. Anonymous11:34 AM

    One more thought....

    if the CW of the Repubs is to chime in "Bush" which really in their strange language equates to "Obama"...
    Have they thought it through that the more often the general electorate hears the name "Bush" it simply reinforces the thought that Yes, Bush did cause (Insert drama) and I'll definitely vote for any candidate of the other party since the Repus view themselves as incompetent!

    Kinda like they never Googled "Teabagger" before launching a full blown party...Oops!

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  65. honestyinGov11:34 AM

    Gryphen... You now have your own "Anna Nicole Smith of Alaska ".
    Rich Texas OilMen are now very happy.
    Anna Nicole has been reborn.. or re-virginized again.
    Has Tawdry installed her " Stripper Pole " yet in the New house..? Specials Shows & Matinees for LARGE donations.

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  66. why does everyone hate my boobs? the troops protect my right to get new ornaments and I did it for them, and tawd also too and now my new neighbor has ruined the sanctity of them so we may have to use force to protect them and my kids.

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  67. Anonymous11:45 AM

    @emrysa: You're right, the boob enhancement is meant for 50% of the population. Sarah wants all of the men to oogle her-- all except one, the guy next door.

    For Sarah to be the living version of "June is Bustin' Out all Over" (thanks Rogers and Hammerstein), she did it for the attention that she gets. This weekend, Rush Limbaugh got married and invited 400 of his closest friends. Hmmmm, it looks like a fellow right winger tea party advocate didn't make the Palm Beach guest list, so she had to get attention any way that she could.

    Now, Sarah looks like one of the Hollywood Elites that she used to condemn. She was against them before she became one of them.
    It's nice to know that Sarah has cheapened her I'm-just-a-hockey-mom-just-like-you image.

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  68. Did she bring the luggage to the track with her since they didn't have time to go to the hotel?

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  69. Anonymous11:59 AM

    Said Little Red Riding Trig, "But Grandmother, why are you balloon boobs so big?"

    "The better to plug the oil well, my dear."


    The 1,000,000 People Who Want to Plug the BP Oil Spill with Sarah Palin facebook group.

    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=12572who 1827457718&v=wall

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  70. Anonymous12:00 PM

    In response to Gryphen's question on where "they" came from, I'd say from the lingerie department in Nordstrom. They have a very wide selection of full cup padded bras that can increase your cup size by a gazillion. Since she still looks flat from the side, I'd say that it's just a really big bra she's got on. Either that or she had the worst plastic surgeon in the world (maybe the same one that worked on her face) give her a really bad boob job.

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  71. Anonymous12:11 PM

    totally classless..... any IDIOT knows that the big races are formal affairs....(when they told her she needed a hat she pulled out the leather) Honey this was The Belmont Stakes NOT the POCONO 600!!

    The Limo driver did not get lost but someone hadtoget tossed under the Sarah bus because she is an IDIOT

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  72. Anonymous12:14 PM

    Man those be some big KNOCKERS in that Wallyworld Tshirt!!!!

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  73. Anonymous12:29 PM

    Real subtle Sarah. Why is one bigger than the other? It's not like your play left handed golf or tennis and have to worry about your follow through.
    Is this a Code for something.

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  74. Anonymous12:49 PM

    About the lost limo.
    How likely is it in this day and time that a limo company does not have GSP computerized maps in their limos?
    Just so rich spoiled, elites don't arrive late to a big even and then bad mouth the limo company in front of other elites.

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  75. Anonymous12:53 PM

    Mary Lou is going to get dissed for this by her high society gal pals. I can just imagine what one of my in-laws is going to say to her (and they know the lady) "Gee Mar, can I come to your next party dressed in Capri pants, white peasant top and black bra?"
    You know, Palin might have started a trend with this. I bet the upper crust could have a lot of fun doing up theme parties just like in the Roaring Twenties (see The Bright Young Things movie)for example the Palin Peasant Party!
    All snark aside, I know that airport was a super mess yesterday as my husband flies for a major airline and had to wait 2 hours on the jet way to fly his plane out of there. Just saying it might have been the air traffic that got Palin to the race late, not the limo driver. Of course if she had any brains in her skull she'd know to carry on some nicer clothes in case of just such an emergency and change in the airport.

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  76. Anonymous12:53 PM

    Look at Tiddles in this one. What the hell is that a wide stance?
    http://www.daylife.com/photo/04NMfgkbr81gT?q=Palin+at+Belmont

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  77. Anonymous12:53 PM

    Is this type of surgery covered by the Alaskan indian health care thing?

    Is Sarah covered? Or just Todd and the childlren?

    Do former Governor's get life time benifits?

    I just have a feeling that she is sticking the tax payers for her beautification procedures.

    Ugly is as ugly does.

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  78. Anonymous12:55 PM

    I think it is a joke guys. Someone wrote yesterday that if the horse lost, she would probably blame Bush, so she did in gest! And, I'm not a Palin supporter - don't even respect the woman - but, just think she is trying to be a smart ass!

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  79. Anonymous1:04 PM

    I don't think she's had a boob job. I think it is a stuffed/padded bra. I wouldn't be surprised if she shows up 'flat' in the next picture.

    She does this stuff to create false gossip. Same thing with her wedding ring: sometimes on, sometimes off. She leaves it off long enough to create speculation, then she puts it back on to make the rumours look unfounded. It's deliberate. She does this to suggest unreliablity about all rumours, such as babygate.

    And everyone falls for it, everytime.

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  80. Not surprising -- Team Palin Sexuality Manual: "Look but don't touch, touch but don't taste, taste but don't swallow" -- Al Pacino in Devil's Advocate. In less than 2yrs, she along w/daughter’s, have become national c—k teases. Palin debuted on the natl. stage at 44yrs old as a fertile, athletic (twist me into a pretzel) MILF-tease, w/the cover of Evangelical-Pentecostal Chastity w/wild vandalizing, drinking, druggie kids...the boob job is just a natural progression,next will be the hair color change (probably reddish, blond would be too stark) then some of the inevitable underground sex tapes get "leaked"...Sarah, Bristol, Willow or maybe even *gasp* Piper (already sexualized)

    http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/11/08-15/s-PIPER-PALIN-HEELS-large.jpg

    What is Todd's (the suitcase-pimp) role in this?
    http://thepreppyprincess.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/63.jpg What a life for an 8yr old...babysitting your brother (nephew?)where is the socialization w/kids her own age? Notice how Willow popped up, glammed up in big sis Harper's photo shoot? Palin girls are used as commodities to fill the family piggy bank(s)

    See how deep the Palin Family rabbit hole goes --”truth is stranger than fiction”

    http://intheknow7.wordpress.com/2010/05/11/anatomy-of-sarah-l-palin-re-post/

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  81. Anonymous1:07 PM

    In my prior note, I meant 'jest'!

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  82. Anonymous1:07 PM

    Best guess: Willow,Bristol, and Piper are all pregnant, and Sarah is gonna fake having triplets. Hence, the swell tine at Belmont!

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  83. Anonymous1:21 PM

    Gryph, dontyaknow no one is supposed to 'notice'! She was trying to act like those 'objects' haven't changed, therefore, the jackets [leather] looked so shapely and she thought hid the fact that they were augmented. She figured by this time no one would remember [and video of her previous natural self would never be shown on the net] she was as flat as a 'young boy' prior to all her surgery [we all remember her self-imposed exile directly after resigning the governorship when everyone was asking, 'where in the world is Scarah Paylin']!

    No one suddenly FORGOT [esp with video] that she had NO BREASTS and I hope everyone is laughing at her now. She not only had 'cheek implants, face lift, eye lift, chin implant, teeth laminated, possible liposuction on hamstrings to rid herself of the cellulite, but figured she may as well have a 'boob job' done at the same time!

    And we only thought she was made of PLASTIC ON THE INSIDE, but she is also PLASTIC ON THE OUTSIDE as well!!!!!

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  84. I couldn't care less about Sarah's boobs, natural or manufactured, but I'd love to hear why she felt safe leaving her precious, helpless children "in the middle of nowhere" while she traipsed off to NYC to gamble on the horses with her husband.

    No adults to protect Piper and/or Trig from the horrible man who dared move next door just to destroy her life? How can that be?

    BTW -- gentlemen, all women have a larger and a smaller breast. It's perfectly natural, just like testicles aren't identical.

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  85. Anonymous1:25 PM

    Anonymous 12:00 PM - those are NOT a 'big bra', those are absolutely surgically augmented. The 'leather' jacket she had on [think it was to show support for McCrappie] looked wonderful BECAUSE she had augmentation done during her self-imposed exile right after resigning the governorship. Go back and look at that video and you will see the difference to any video while she was in office.

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  86. Anonymous1:35 PM

    OMFG is she showing that yes indeed she is a righty and not a lefty? I have seen some really bad implantst this takes the cake. If she had implants and they aren't falsies then I'd be in court ASAP suing the doctor who made me look like an idiot. Didn't toad tell her hey hunny you are looking a little lopsided. Uummmm maybe we shouldn't go out today.

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  87. Anonymous1:39 PM

    Sarah wouldn't care if the limo driver was sacked. She thinks limo drivers are very low on the totem pole of life. That's why she described Andrew Halcro as being a "limo driver" in her book. She thinks it's a horrific put-down.

    Maybe she's ticked that the limo driver didn't mention that they were a tad under dressed? bt

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  88. Anonymous1:41 PM

    Thank you, The first thing that JUMPED out at me when i looked at this picture was her boobs.
    I thought it was just my eye sight going bad.
    Money well spent, hu Dude??

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  89. Anonymous2:50 PM

    Of course her driver got lost, he was glued to the rear-view mirror distracted by the DD view.

    Really, this photo of Sarah in that top reminds me of the super-sized Bristol in a grey dress at one of the Republican convention speeches; the dress was bizarrely tight. Does Sarah have a dress fetish of some sort. Dressing in all sorts of curious outfits, inappropriate for the occasion. Or she has a real attention-seeking disorder.

    This can't just be a coincidence. That top was worn for a purpose - to show off the newest assets, or the newest padded bra, paid for of course by conned palinbots.

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  90. Anonymous3:00 PM

    Was the horse also a gelding like Sarah's todd?

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  91. Clovis3:00 PM

    Didn't she have time to wash her hair? Those are some greasy bangs she's sportin' under the classy baseball cap.

    I saw Todd on ABC TV coming out of the barn when "First Dude" started his trot to the parade before the crowd. The three year old was a beautiful colt. He led most of the race, too bad he came in third. Maybe it's a prediction of things to come in 2012. There are usually three parties in an election.
    Clovis

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  92. Anonymous3:03 PM

    Boy, those two give WTPOS a really bad name.

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  93. Anonymous3:30 PM

    Her crooked boobs fit right in with her new lopsided mouth. She can do whatever she wants to her physical self, but sadly, she can't have an operation to fix the stoopid :-)

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  94. She looks pretty flat in this picture. I have to wonder what she has in that bag that is so heavy, yet Todd is not enlisted to carry it.

    http://www.daylife.com/photo/04NMfgkbr81gT?q=Palin+at+Belmont

    I think this picture is priceless. Someone must have commented on Sarah and Todd's attire and the Belmont Park dress code (especially in the Paddock area).

    http://www.daylife.com/photo/08KN291gWU0Gu?q=Palin+at+Belmont

    Nice hat Sarah. Very dressy. Very classy.

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  95. Anonymous4:35 PM

    Todd has a wide stance because Sarah rode him hard last night. Then she surrendered to the bottom and made him make her a new woman to go with the new 'ladies'. and all of this was to give "first dude" something to compete with. brings new meaning to TOdds cowboy boots. Ride em cowboy yeehaw

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  96. Anonymous4:54 PM

    Her granny biker jacket will never fit her now.

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  97. > just where in the hell did THOSE come from?

    The boobs, or the other boobs?

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  98. the limo was probably provided by murdick or her benefactor for the race. She didnt hail one at the curb. it was pre-arranged by her deciders. AND I bet tawd hasnt touched her new jugs, much less seen them.

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  99. Oh my, it seems someone became very angry at the speculation Palin appears to have undergone augmentation in this photo.

    I'll limit my fashion opinion: Palin would benefit from hiring a stylist for public events, speaking engagements and appearances. She often is a style disaster even on Fox news (can't forget the wigs). She looked well put together appropriately dressed, classy, feminine yet business like during the campaign.

    After anyone travels they do leaern to take an important outfit on board, have a Plan B in case of delays In a pinch one can change in a limo unseen due to tinted windows.

    From what I have seen of the Palins on their own they are uncouth, unwordly and dress inappropriately. Ladies regardless of their age don't how up at a formal Crown Race or travel with baseball style caps designed for teens. She looks tacky and I am not saying that to be mean. Those caps are ok on a boat, the tennis court for sport participation. IMO Palin was and still is an attractive woman and looks great dressed as she was on the campaign trail.

    Appropriate attire comes with putting yourself out there (damn tweets) nonstop. Dressing like a hillbilly at this event was not wise...but then she is not one to prepare:)

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  100. Anonymous6:44 PM

    Listening to the Belmont post mortems on WFAN this morning and one of the DJ's asked the media relations guy about the Palins driver supposedly getting lost. He said it was true. The limo service was arranged by the owner of the horse and came from Manhattan. He was to take them to their hotel in Garden City. There's a hotel in Manhattan with the same name so when he put it in the GPS it gave him the Manhattan address and he headed there. The luggage had already been sent straight to the Garden City hotel. Garden City is 28 miles from JFK and Elmont is another 25 miles back the other way. They were supposed to have 2 hours or so to get ready. When the driver realized his mistake it was too late to go back to Garden City and then reverse back to Elmont. The media guy said it was no big deal. Temperatures were in the 90's and the humidity just as high and a lot of people were more casual than usual.
    That said, I'd have flown in my clothes for the race.

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  101. a j weishar6:56 PM

    When she doesn't wear the hairpiece, other things tend to look bigger. Seriously, you know a lot of the speaking money will go to plastic surgeons, to keep that youthful look. So much for being an average housewife, struggling to get by.

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  102. Anonymous7:35 PM

    Sarah Palin has a cell phone. Call hotel, have luggage sent over to racetrack, change clothes, appear appropriately "garbed" for photo ops.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    More fun to dangle whatever in a tight tee-shirt.

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  103. Anonymous7:38 PM

    I have seen previous pics of Palin and she looked kinda flat chested. Now it looks like she grew a pair.

    Palin has a weird body. First she has a normal waist, the next day it looks like she is ready to deliver a baby. Then she has a small to flat chest and then overnight it happens again. Her body grew chi chi's over night. Is there something in Lake Lucille that we don't know about?

    Did SarahPac pay for them or is it on the GOP bill again?

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  104. Anonymous7:40 PM

    Yes those are Sarah's... bought and paid for by the dirty old Teabaggers!

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  105. Anonymous8:15 PM

    That's the widest smile ever to cross toad's face!!

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  106. Anonymous8:57 PM

    The new Anna Nicole Smith of Wassila, except the real Anna Nicole was alot smarter than the Fake and fraud slutty $arah.

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  107. mommom10:07 PM

    I really dont see that an hours detour should have caught her unprepared if she was to have 2 hours to get ready.Famous people travel everyday,things happen,drivers get lost,so do bags,etc,yet they manage to plan well enough ahead to be professional upon arrival.Mrs PAYlin is never prepared,always caught unaware,and never looks professional without someone to dress her . Imagine her as POTUS!!!

    That being said,I dont care if she was flying to a ball game,what a cheesy t shirt,teenybopper cap,and dirty hair!Dont get me started about Toads dorky Mr Green Jeans outfits when he is not being dressed by a pro.

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  108. I don't think that Palin had breast augmentation. I had a breast reduction a few years ago, and breast surgery is painful and has a long recovery period. You can't go right back to work after breast surgery. Most women need 2-3 weeks off from work to recover. Palin has not had the time for an augmentation. You can't lift anything for 2 weeks after breast surgery and then you are limited to lifting 10 pounds or less for another 3-4 weeks.

    If you look at this pic, http://www.daylife.com/photo/0a72cdJ1HGeZb?q=Palin+at+Belmont you can see Sarah carrying a really heavy purse. The pic is from today.

    I think Palin has just purchased a "Hello, Bombshell!" Miraculous™ Push-up" bra from Victoria's Secret. It is new, and adds 2 cup sizes to your chest. If you look at the models wearing the bra and then at Palin's pic, you see exactly the same breast shape.

    http://www2.victoriassecret.com/collection/?cgname=OSBRPMRCZZZ&cgnbr=OSBRPMRCZZZ&rfnbr=7233

    Palingates http://palingates.blogspot.com/2010/06/oh-sarah-open-thread.html has some excellent comparison shots of Palin.

    I find Palin to be classless. I get that women like to up their cleavage. I have no problem with that. But seriously, dress appropriately when you wear such a bra. No woman over the age of 22 should be wearing that tshirt. The shirt is too thin.

    Palin complains about sexism. That happens when you use your sexuality as a way to get ahead. I can't imagine another female politician or serious public figure ever dressing like that while pumping up their breast size significantly at the same time. If you want to be taken seriously, behave in a manner that encourages people to take you seriously.

    3...2...1.... Palin FB entry moaning about how everyone is talking about her boobs. Well put them away dear, people talk about that which is different. Shoving those in peoples faces is going to get people talking.

    tania8 @ 11:22. I get your point about "it's hurtful to other women (with real or fake breasts) to laugh at their body shape and suggest large breasts are tasteless." I don't think people are criticizing natural or fake breast sizes. I think that they are saying that Palin looks bizarre when she shows up in such a shirt with such differently sized breasts. Esp since she just sexualized herself and her children in her FB post about McGinnis.

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  109. Anonymous12:34 AM

    Hilarious post, Gryphen!

    So much fodder in the paddock up there!

    The pink shirt on Tawd doesn't do much to dispel the rumor that Drosselmeyer didn't need the nutcracker to take care of the "First Dude."

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  110. Anonymous1:07 AM

    Everyone who's saying she's lopsided, look at the pic at the link at 8:48.

    She and Tawd are living proof that money can't buy class.

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  111. Anonymous1:12 AM

    I agree with Darklady... Who's protecting the little ones (and I don't mean the old brassieres) from the pervert next door?!

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  112. Anonymous2:42 AM

    About getting lost in NYC, depending on where drivers are from, it is quite easy to get lost in Brooklyn/long island. I would think chauffeurs specifically would know but the GPS prob makes sense. I live in Bushwick bkln and I can never take caps home because cabbies simply dont go there, because they dont know it. plus bkly/long island is huge and way crowded on the streets plus confusing. I have sincere respect for anyone who drives daily here.

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  113. Anonymous5:09 AM

    "Have you checked out Bristol's alleged employer? That is where she can get some work done in private. Those things look like they come from a corner 5 and dime store. Can you imagine bumping into them? OUCH!"


    ROFL - Bristol does light housekeeping (pushes a broom) for Kristan Cole, Sarah's BFF. Her housekeeping job at the dermatologist's office last year only lasted days. (2 months max)

    Everything SP says is a lie. Once you understand that, it's easy to figure out what she's trying to say with her word salad.

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  114. hauksdottir5:16 AM

    The owner of Augustin Stable is an older Republican, but how in hell would he have known of the Palins in 2007?

    http://horseracing.about.com/od/triplecrowncontenders/p/aaFirstDude.htm

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Strawbridge,_Jr.

    Sarah Palin took office in Alaska on Dec 4th, 2006, and a colt was foaled in Pennsylvania on March 27th 2007. Why name that colt First Dude, claiming that he was named for Todd, when this was long before McCain brought the Palins to our attention?

    Was the horse renamed in 2008? Or was it coincidence, and the owner is now capitalizing upon it?

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  115. LMK: great points you made in your post

    Let's cut to the chase re: SP
    The Boy Who Cried Wolf fable
    The moral is stated at the end of the fable as:

    Even when liars tell the truth, they are never believed. The liar will lie once, twice, and then perish when he tells the truth.

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  116. Fact: Garden City is approximately 6 miles from the racetrack. The featured hotel for the Belmont Stakes is 5.9 miles from the track.
    The fish tale grows bigger to lie Garden City is 25 miles from the track.

    When caught in a lie, lie again and again.

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  117. Anonymous7:09 AM

    They both look like middle aged bikers. That jersy
    thing she's wearing might've cost $50 but it looks
    chintzy,like she does. Boy, those 2 get around
    don't they! Their phoney lowlife presence has the
    ability to demean even the classiest events. Stick
    to your smowmobile contests & bowling alley gigs
    'Sarie,' where your 'giggly-girl-sex-pot' aging self
    is less embarrassing to your children & the country.

    Sharon TN

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  118. Anonymous8:24 AM

    ANY NYC limo or taxi driver - even right off the boat - would know how to get from either JFK or Laguardia airport to Belmont racetrack. Very unlikely they got lost. Someone should investigate how much they spent on this trip. And she leaves her special needs kid behind for the weekend to bet on horses? Nice to have your priorities straight. Or maybe she left her family in the limo.

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  119. WalterNeff3:45 PM

    I count four big boobs

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  120. Anonymous5:35 PM

    So little Sarah didn't get invited to Rush's wedding this weekend? Ouch....

    Guess she has to upstage his 4th time around.

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