Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Promo for new TLC reality program "Mall Cops" features Sarah Palin. Classy.



OMFG! This is funny!

Check out the guy with the "Cougar Hunters for Palin" t-shirt. 

Ah boys if you only know how viciously she would dispose of you once she had sucked the life from your young bodies.

Of course I think most of us realize that when all is finally said and done that Sarah Palin's new home will most probably be a reality show of some kind or another. And if I could be so bold as to I may make a suggestion could it possibly be MSNBC's "Lockup"?

(H/T to Examiner.com)

18 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:39 AM

    Her life already IS a reality TV show...soon to go off the air.

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  2. Anonymous7:41 AM

    If a few honest Alaskans speak up and tell what they know about housegate... "Lockup" could be reality TV at it's finest.

    Sarah will not be the first Governor to go to jail for free work on a house... hopefully she will be the next.

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  3. Cougar Hunters for Palin will get a charge out of the enhanced breasts or the illusion in the Belmont photos. Let's hold an election putting a "hot" man and woman in the white house or the hottest redneck. What is America coming to?

    I thought Mall Cops might tell why a man at a book signing is a "stalker". Meanwhile Palin does not mind this air time of sexual innuendo about Cougars. Yet again hypocrisy rears her ugly head. Great marketing strategy for TLC to promote their new hot commodity and both shows.
    Plitically and internationally this is an embarassment.

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  4. Anonymous7:48 AM

    Gryphen - when are you going to do something to get rid of this idiot?? Enough is enough!!

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  5. Anonymous8:02 AM

    Another website claims that there is a photo out there which shows a pregnant Bristol and a not-pregnant Sarah, taken shortly before the birth of Trig. The person with the photo is afraid of releasing it because of the power that Sarah still has in Alaska. Does anyone have any ideas how that picture can be made public without any harm coming to the person who has the photo?

    Suggestion #1 Make a copy of the photo and mail it to Joe McGinniss.

    Suggestion #2 Once Sarah is shown to be a fake, maybe she will lose some of her clout. It might be a good thing.

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  6. Anonymous8:04 AM

    Greetings from MO. I am a long time lurker here at IM. (since '08 campaign season) This Sarah person is remarkably stupid. I cannot abide women who think looks and a big rack is all they need to get by in life.

    I must confess I follow bumpit brain's tweets and I respond to her idiotic drivel. I tweet my dismay at her nonsensical word salad sentences and remind her of her irrelevance. (hee hee)

    Thanks to Gryphen for a great blog!

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  7. Anonymous8:32 AM

    Nobody likes to lose at things, but "sore loser" so perfectly describes Palin's reaction to the Obama button. She is incredibly vindictive and immature to display these emotions so openly.

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  8. Anonymous8:59 AM

    MSNBC "Lockup" . . . would be well fitting for the Queen of Nowhere, USA. And can't you just hear that shrill voice hollering, "It's that gotcha lamestream media that gotta choke-hold on me!"

    Oh, let it be . . .

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  9. London Bridges9:35 AM

    This promo gives Sarah's credibility a massive boost. The actors who are playing the roles of Palinbots are nearly as deranged looking as he real things.

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  10. Anonymous9:41 AM

    Mall Cops looks just as dumb as the other shows on the Learning Channel. Other shows include:
    Addicted, Hoarders, Little People, Toddlers and Tiaras (remember Jon Benet Ramsey), Pageant Coaching, Kate is raising eight kids, Betty and Eric Hayes are raising 10 kids, and there is also 19 and counting. There is also One Big Happy Family of morbidly obese people.

    This looks like the bottom of the barrel. When I was a kid, there was a big amusement park which was famous for its roller coasters, thrill rides, a haunted castle and the freak show. The freak show would be politically incorrect today, but it featured the bearded lady, a guy with tattoos, Rubber Man (a contortionist), a snake charmer and my favorite, JoJo, the dog-faced boy (I think he had hair all over his face). The park has been closed long ago, but the freak show lives on....at TLC. Their slogan should be "how low can you go?"

    If you go to the TLC website, there are having a casting call; yes, they are casting for new shows and they want you! You qualify if you have a dangerous job that involves fishing, driving your truck in dangerous locations, logging from a helicopter, riding a motorcycle, fixing motorcycles, and/or giving tattoos. It helps to be heavily tattooed as well, especially on the face. Hair should be at least three different colors. I would like to suggest that they show people with enough body piercings to prevent them from boarding airplanes. In fact, they could just set up a camera at a TSA checkpoint and we could watch hapless people getting frisked because they forgot to take off that belt with the big metal buckle. Another show could be devoted watching oil wash up on the shore of the gulf states, because everyone loves a disaster.

    The Learning Channel teaches nothing except that people love to watch a train wreck. They must have gotten the idea from Geroge W. Bush when he ask, "Is our kids learning?" Sarah has found the perfect place for her reality show; she fits right in.

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  11. Enjay in E MT9:44 AM

    Another Vision of the Queen of Quit -

    Vampire - sucking out the life blood of friends & family before being discarded. A long trail of broken bodies littered behind her - all the while looking forward to the next in the 'bot line, calculating what they can do for her before they too become rubbish in her quest.

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  12. Anonymous9:46 AM

    I just vommed a little. It turns my stomach that she can draw such a crowd of worshippers.

    How much longer until she's just a stain on the history of this country?

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  13. Anonymous10:07 AM

    Didn't Ted Stevens get in trouble over making improvements to his property on tp's dime? Why is the housegate for $p not given more attention?

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  14. Anonymous10:07 AM

    The National Enquirer (or just about any publication) would pay well into 6 figures for a photo such as mentioned above. That's plenty to move away from Palin's reach. PLEASE sell the photo! !!

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  15. Anonymous10:30 AM

    Sell the photo, make some money off the b**ch. Get in touch with Joe, I'm sure he could point them in the right direction. Someone needs to blow the lid off her lies...NOW

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  16. I hope she runs for POTUS. It would be great to see this on her "resume".!

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  17. honestyinGov12:53 PM

    Well... the 2 Faux News girl blonds seem impressed with Tweet-y....and how she said " Bless you ".

    They got the quote wrong though. They should have responded with that that old southern saying.. "Bless your Heart ". For both them and Tweet-y.

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  18. Wow! Sarah actually shakes hands with everyone who passes through at her book signing...uh, doing exactly what every other 'author'/politician does at a book signing, besides sign the books. That's one sharp mall cop. Seriously?

    It sickens me that the Discovery Network has put me in the position of feeling the need to boycott all their channels and products. The Life series looks good; it's just the opposite of everything Sarah stands for. I will also boycott the TLC show sponsors.

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