Saturday, October 29, 2011

It's about time. Herman Cain gets the bad lip reading treatment.

"It's like needles come through grapes now, and I refuse to eat 2,000 beans to build trust in these crazy cyborgs!"

Damn, these things crack me up! I understand they would like to do the same for Sarah Palin, but really why bother?


  1. Olivia1:06 PM

    Oh yeah, why bother because they wouldn't have to change any words. I think listening to her word salads is where they got the idea to do this.

  2. Nancy In New York1:13 PM

    He finally sounds rational to me.

  3. You got it right, G. No need to mess with Palin's utterances. This puts the declared candidates on a level playing field with the Queen of Word Salad. Hilarious!

    "Women have a special feeling, though. They got an extra fatal lady shimmer of no maximum strength. You could be sick...poopin’ out blood and you still want them. Happy Hooch Day."

  4. Anonymous1:41 PM

    "All you can do is give that woodchuck a tuna melt."

    Makes about as much sense as most of what Herman Cain says!

  5. angela1:43 PM


  6. Anonymous3:22 PM

    Oh yeah. There's the next leader of the free world. My God, the GOP is descending into madness right before our eyes. And now Cain says he is going to cut back on interviews and debates 'to avoid making misteps.' WTF? If he thinks this is too hard, what does he think is going to happen in six months? Hopefully by then, he, Bachmann, Newt, Perry, and Santorum will have crawled back in their holes.

  7. OT but important to understand just how scummy "bankers" are.

    If you want to get sick to your stomach and understand that the "us vs. them" mentality began with the finance industry, see this article from today's NYTimes, which describes the Law firm of Steven J. Baum, known as a "Foreclosure Mill" for "all the giant mortgage lenders, including Citigroup, JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America and Wells Fargo."
    "At last year's Halloween party, two Baum employees are dressed like homeless people. One is holding a bottle of liquor. The other has a sign around her neck that reads: '3rd party squatter. I lost my home and I was never served.'"...

    This recession IS different than other post-war recessions because of the callousness and RESENTMENT of the finance industry. This is so galling. That finance could harbor such resentment at getting bailed out by taxpayers, not have to face fraud charges and pay themselves exorbitant bonuses for creating absolutely nothing but more smoke & mirrors, more schemes. Along with lobbyists, finance represents the root of the U.S. economic problems.

  8. Anonymous3:40 PM

    What Olivia said.


  9. Anonymous4:07 PM

    Thanks for the laughs...that was funny, funny!

  10. Anonymous6:22 PM

    Holy Sh*t --- Good Golly Miss Molly.

    You gotta watch a couple min of the video. Perry is sh*t faced drunk or stoned or both. Speaking to a group of GOP supporters in NH yesterday.

  11. Smirnonn6:50 PM

    ...let's go parachuting on Tuesday...

    ...because biscuits ain't for jam...

    Fuck, my sides hurt!!!! Why does extreme laughter hurt so much?!?!?!????


  12. Gasman7:50 PM

    Herb never made more sense. That dude is one goofy ass clown. What I can't figure out is WHY he's risen so in the GOP polls? The guy is a fucking moron.

    His current bubble popularity illustrates just how much the GOP base hates Romney. Even many of the racist cousin humps would rather support Herbie than Mittens and his magic underwear.

    If I were a betting man I'd wager that Cain will be back to single digits by Thanksgiving. He might even be "sick...poopin’ out blood" by then.

  13. Anonymous9:41 PM

    Funny stuff!

    @ arphlo415

    Thanks for that link. The bankers ARE scum. Now that there's an uproar over the new fee for atm users, they're walking back on the idea, because they know people are watching, but they'll find a way to get it some other way, as the phone companies and utilities have done for years.

    There's a movement to switch from banks to credit unions. I've been a member for years, but I hope it catches on. They've been great, no fees, free checking, good rates on loans, and stellar service.

  14. Obviously the Koch-suckers are paying our dear Sarah as speechwriter for her pal, Herb Cain.

  15. Anonymous8:23 AM

    At least some of the reasons for Cain's rise in the polls is that he is the next anyone-but-Romney candidate; he says things that validate the warped thinking about blacks among the racist Tea Partiers; and he is the latest in a long line of people who exude faux folksiness as a way of inducing Americans to vote against their best interests. He is also seen as the black anti-Obama.

    @3:22 pm: The GOP has already descended into madness over time, but now they are sinking even more deeply into that cesspool.


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