Fake pregnancy bellies have become the latest hot-ticket item in the Chinese online market, according to a report by Ecns.cn.
The products are made of skin-colored silica gel, which give the bellies realistic texture and appearance. Retailing for between 500 and 1600 yuan ($79 to $252), the bellies are available several sizes depicting different stages of pregnancy, People Daily reports.
The most popular belly size replicates the five- to seven-month pregnancy stage, according to Ecns.
There is actually no proof that this new trend in China is connected to Klondike Kardashian, but HERS is perhaps the most famous faked pregnancy in the world. (Though in the article they do mention Beyonce's current pregnancy as also being fake.)
Personally I have confidence that all of the internet talk about Palin's faked pregnancy MUST have made its way to China. (I have seen hundreds of visits from Taiwan and China on my Feedjit over the last three years.)
Well one thing for sure, you certainly have to admit that this...
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In China.
Way to go.
And just imagine, if Palin EVER wants to get back into politics she now has access to a MUCH more convincing pregnancy belly to help her earn attention, and get that pro-life credibility that made her such a hot property in 2008.
Okay perhaps you shouldn't imagine that.
Speechless.
ReplyDeleteOh Gryphen, you are naughty. :)
ReplyDeleteShe can't pick outq a fake belly anymore than she can a wig. She is too cheap to get the good one.
ReplyDeleteThis just goes to show that there is nothing strange about wanting to look pregnant. People who think Sarah's faked pregnancy will ruin her are dusted to the eyeballs. Think about it.
ReplyDeleteI think the story is getting ready to break. Huffington has the story regarding: fake bellies on the front page and there is no moderation what so ever. I encourage everyone to go and comment as the more hits the longer the story stays up. I'm wondering if either NE or an investigative reporter is breaking the story within the upcoming week and this is the build up....
ReplyDeleteHers is the most famous in the world? Yet half of Alaska still thinks she gave birth in 08. There's a deep Chasm between these statements. I don't think there are even 5000 people who follow Palin closely enough to know even more basic things about her. But that's just through my travel experience in all 50 states and a dozen countries.
ReplyDeleteFairy Tale Troll @6:31 - (musical interlude) The troll is back in town. The troll is back in town! (Sung to the tune of The Boys are Back)
ReplyDelete@6:31 - What do you think of Todd's prostitution ring? Why did Bristol name her son after her father's prostitute? Pls. answer.
ReplyDeleteAnd the fake belly would be the only contribution that Noodnick of the North has made to the "fashion" industry.
ReplyDeleteBesides "Valley Trash" tees, bedraggled synthetic hair hats and bogus eyeglasses, that is.
I am sure it's going to be a very merry holiday for babygaters. I just know it!
ReplyDeleteAnd Sarah Palin - is going to get a big lump of coal (exposure of her lie) from Santy Claws (the better-late-than-never msm).
Ho! (Sarah) Ho! (Todd) HO! (Bristol)
This just goes to show that there is nothing strange about wanting to look pregnant. People who think Sarah's faked pregnancy will ruin her are dusted to the eyeballs. Think about it.
ReplyDelete6:31 AM
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So, you readily admit it WAS faked. About time. She IS ruined and she KNOWS it. but she'll keep trying. She can't help it, and her next smackdown will be worse than the last. Mark my words, Dirty.
Anon 6:31 said this shows it is not "strange" to want to look pregnant. Morals, principals or the ten commandments establish limits it is wrong to fake, lie, deceive others, even gaslight people. An exception would be a costume for play or portraying a character.
ReplyDeleteFaking pregnancy is low, sick behavior. There are serial killers. In your world murder must not be strange if others also do it.
@6:31. Maybe there's nothing wrong with wanting to LOOK pregnant- but producing a child at the end? That's really weird.
ReplyDeleteDear Fred,
ReplyDeletePlease, write faster!
Thank you,
The sane people of the USA
ANON @ 6:31 If you think that makes sense,....I've got nothing.
ReplyDeleteANON @ 6:31 If you think that makes sense,....I've got nothing.
ReplyDeleteWith this new Chinese source, Sarah can have a full quiver of special needs children...or
ReplyDeleteIf she has more fake kids then the Duggar family.. she can get a new reality show.. "Sarah plus 21"
Thanks for the suggestion to check out Huffington Post! As of just this minute, the comments are hilarious (and unanimous-sorry F.T., @ 6:31)!
ReplyDeleteWild
(my shell keeps my tummy in) Tortoise
More proof that Sarah was NOT pregnant with Trigg
ReplyDeletehttp://sarahpalinhasaserpentsheart.blogspot.com/2011/12/more-proof-sarah-was-not-pregnant-with.html
What a lovely Saturday...can't remember when I've had so much fun over at the Huff/aol Post!
ReplyDelete(ahem)
ReplyDeleteIn the past two years, I've traveled through all 50 states and a dozen countries, asking everyone I've met if they follow Sarah Palin and her family closely, and I can say that after speaking with literally millions of people, there can't be more than about 5000 of them who do.
I'll know more after my extensive analysis of the data.
Lots of comments with lots of info re Sarah on this story at HP. That NEVER happens. It's about time!
ReplyDeleteDid 6:31 (Bristol) actually say Sarah faked her pregnancy and it's perfectly normal?
I checked out the story on Huffington, and lots of people are commenting about "hey, maybe that's what SARAH did". It can't just be us commenting over there, can it?
ReplyDelete"This just goes to show that there is nothing strange about wanting to look pregnant. People who think Sarah's faked pregnancy will ruin her are dusted to the eyeballs. Think about it."
ReplyDeleteSeriously, huh? Are you saying that Sarah just wanted to look pregnant? That's why she pretended to be pregnant? Seriously? This explains how she didn't show until April 13th how, exactly? And this explains how Trig miraculously appeared how? I think someone else might be dusted, but it isn't Jesse or us.
I sauntered over to HP (As a rule I don't go there often), but am I hallucinating that they are not moderating their fake belly story? Didn't they used to block anything written about Sarah's little fakery? What's up with AOL?
ReplyDeleteBig party last night maybe and all the moderators are still sleeping it off?
The most disturbing part of this hoax is how Sarah behaved after the ¨birth.¨ She appeared in public with infants and basked in all the attention and congratulations. She eagerly sought and demanded credit for a superwoman delivery that never occurred. And the most disturbing part of it all is how Sarah treated the infants like loaves of French bread.
ReplyDeleteEverything about Sarah Palin is fake!
ReplyDeleteGranny-
ReplyDeleteI been warning you- you've got to get ahead of this story...or else the lamestream media will botch it.
Granny, you MUST call Barbara Walters today and tell her that you will make an appearance on her New Years Special. You will give a tear filled interview confessing that you faked the pregnancy with Trig.
You never cry in public, so this will be a new grifting opportunity for you.
Let's review-
1- Dress tastefully, yes this will be a challenge, but I know you can do it. Try a light blue suit with a white blouse...and leave the "gel-filled" girls at home.
2- No notes on your hands - use the teleprompter or just speak from your heart... no er, I mean, speak from your gut.
3- Do not bring any shields, umm, I mean family members, on camera. Pets or dead animals might be OK.
4- Start from the beginning and tell the whole story... but this time make up something more believable.
5- This will be the first day of your new acting career. Tell every one that you are leaving politics forever. Now you can really concentrate on make-up and costumes!
Wow, they are actually letting comments about Sarah Palin be posted, as well as links to articles, blogs, YouTube, etc. Maybe we should all start googling Sarah Palin and faked pregnancy...
ReplyDeleteNow that the media has played out Sarah as much as they possibly could, they'll just jump at the Trig and prostitutuion ring stories and any others that can be dug up. Isn't that the usual cycle of decay, build them up just to watch the fall? The periodical FOX trots remind me of old-fashioned public displays of humiliation when the disgraced were forced to confront their peers and would come out bedraggled and snarling for the walk of shame. So far, Sarah's put on a good show since it's in her nature to fight and things continue to heat up as the suspense builds. This could get good and 2012 could be even better than 2011.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteThis just goes to show that there is nothing strange about wanting to look pregnant. People who think Sarah's faked pregnancy will ruin her are dusted to the eyeballs. Think about it.
6:31 AM
This is just so sad...it's okay Gov Dirty...we all know you faked your pregnancy and thanks for the confirmation...now go the next step and go on Greta Vancrookedface and tell the WHOLE story!
Please wear clean clothes and wig! Thanks in advance!
where are HP is this article? I have been looking and can't find it....thanks.
ReplyDeleteIf I was Satin Palin and woke up this morning and read this blog and looked at the pictures, my reactions would be:
ReplyDelete"That motherf******r.... !! Where's Tawddddd? Come look what that son of a b****h Gryphen posted."
LOL
That picture of the miracle belly growth pregnancy con job of Satan Palin just ripped the scabs off of Satin Palin flat chest. She thought that gigantic lie was forgotten by everybody.
I truly believe that picture needs to be resurrected every once in a while. That picture prevented Satin from being vice president and now president.
Sooooo Gryphen you are truly America's hero!
Damn it! I wished I owned a refrigerator repair service or an appliance restoration business in Wasilla because Satin Palin just destroyed her fridge with flying caviar cans!
HP is still wide open except now you have to go to your profile & click on a comment you made on that thread to find the story, it's still active but harder to locate!
ReplyDeleteHuffPo has taken the story off their Front Page. It still shows on the Women/Parents section at the bottom right corner(no picture) but comments haven't been updated for a few hours
ReplyDeleteI still can't find the article....please help.....I so want to see sarah go down for her manipulations, lies, and fraudalent moneygrubbing sociopathic behaviors.
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for Bristol to come out and say that China copied her mother.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/09/fake-pregnancy-bellies-china_n_1139157.html
ReplyDelete@anon 11:13-it's in the women's section.You can also type in "fake pregnancy belly" in the heading,and it'll take you there.I know I left my comment on HuffPo.
ReplyDeleteSista Sayrah~
ReplyDeleteI offer my condolences for the death of your soul . . . for Satan has surely "ravaged" she who willingly forfeited decency and truth.
I hope all the ill-gotten spoils was worth it ~ but somehow, I sincerely doubt it.
There will be Hell to pay...
You betcha.
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To easily reach the article on HP, click on the link in this post by Gryphen.
ReplyDeleteCourtesy of the Huffington Post:
"This just goes to show that there is nothing strange about wanting to look pregnant. People who think Sarah's faked pregnancy will ruin her are dusted to the eyeballs. Think about it."
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming this was satire, but when Palin is involved, it's really hard to tell. SO I'll play along:
YOU think about it... what validity as a political figure/commentator/campaign tease can you have when you perpetrated a FRAUD on the American public during a presidential campaign?
Oh yeah, sign me up to follow THAT person! WHO was it who recently said: "character matters" again?
...Hmm, her name is right on the tip of my tongue...
But to be truly serious, if 6:31 is for real, then I'm very disturbed by what I'm reading. I'm confounded by this new trend of conservatives pointing to China as something we should be emulating.
China is a brutally repressive and corrupt communist system that uses capitalism as a means to keep it's leaders rich and well armed, not only against the rest of the world, but also it's own people.
Come to think of it... I can see why conservatives would like that kind fo arrangement...
re HuffPo comments - click the tab at the top of the comments section marked "most recent" and it will show all comments
ReplyDelete@1:18pm
ReplyDeleteSo, you're down on China, right? Do you own a computer, TV, game console, or some really cheap clothing from WalMart?
All of that is made on the backs of child labor and cheap employ in China. It might be time to rethink consumerism in it's worst form if you have a problem with China.
China is the only thing propping this country up right now as the average American somehow feels compelled to purchase each and every gadget and cheap piece of clothing that WalMart can sell.
hmmm, wouldn't have thought of this myself, but interesting in the context of the Palin family and multiple pregnancies/witeouts:
ReplyDeletecomment from HuffPo
"the report on this one is not done in full. couples are buying these to hide the fact that they aborted the fetus because it was not the gender they wanted. later to tell everyone the child died. they do this in india as well."
so their breast stays the same size, although their belly increases?
ReplyDelete@ 2:03 "So, you're down on China, right? Do you own a computer, TV, game console, or some really cheap clothing from WalMart?
ReplyDeleteAll of that is made on the backs of child labor and cheap employ in China. It might be time to rethink consumerism in it's worst form if you have a problem with China.
China is the only thing propping this country up right now as the average American somehow feels compelled to purchase each and every gadget and cheap piece of clothing that WalMart can sell."
I'm confused about what exactly your argument is.
Are you saying that what America really needs to do is adopt China's child labor/sweatshop approach? You think that's the key to a better America?
That's exactly what conservatives are pushing for. Their version of the American Dream is to own a third world sweatshop in the comfort of their own country.
I agree that America's consumer gluttony should be rethought, but I don't see any justification whatsoever for thinking China has anything to teach us about how to be a better nation.
That was my original point. Emulating China means we become a third world oppressive regime that thrives on slave labor. DO you really think our government needs an internet kill switch like China? Sweatshops and child labor?
I don't have a "problem with China", I have a problem with imbeciles who think we should be emulating them.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteIf I was Satin Palin and woke up this morning and read this blog and looked at the pictures, my reactions would be:
"That motherf******r.... !! Where's Tawddddd? Come look what that son of a b****h Gryphen posted."
LOL
That picture of the miracle belly growth pregnancy con job of Satan Palin just ripped the scabs off of Satin Palin flat chest. She thought that gigantic lie was forgotten by everybody.
I truly believe that picture needs to be resurrected every once in a while. That picture prevented Satin from being vice president and now president.
Sooooo Gryphen you are truly America's hero!
Damn it! I wished I owned a refrigerator repair service or an appliance restoration business in Wasilla because Satin Palin just destroyed her fridge with flying caviar cans!
11:25 AM
Boy do I feel stupid!
I meant to write Satan Palin not Satin Palin.
ahem, please don't stop posting.
ReplyDeleteI laughed till I cried reading your post!
I've broken my sworn oath to never go to huffpo ever again. Wow, am I glad I did!
ReplyDeleteThey booted me off for bringing up Sarah's fake pregnancy, and now they're letting comments with links to blogs through? Way to go!
Bring it on, keep it coming! Fred's book, Shailey's electronic forensic guy, and this post rule!
I'm investing in popcorn, she's most definately toast!
Don't fret @5:03 'Satin' can be her new hooker name.
ReplyDeleteI might be the only one, but I'm breaking the story here. Pay attention...
ReplyDeleteGoogle the pictures of Beyonce in the white bikin. Something off about the shadows of her ribs (the side view). I've searched and searched, for pictures of similar bellies, & in all the pictures I viewed, not even Octo mom's ribs show like that.
I think Beyonce is a tigerWoman -with those Big azz ribs! It's not the sun. Maybe she needs to eat something...
AirBrushed? Ribs?
Maybe I've had too much SP...
Holy Moly, that's going to be her cunning 'reintroduction' into MSM news cycles - faking a NEW pregnancy since Michelle Duggar miscarried what was to be their 20th child (my sympathies, as cynical as they are for her loss.)
ReplyDeleteThen Bristol will have a shotgun marriage and announce that she also too is pregnant and base a reality show on their dual pregnancies and show how close and happy and loving and American they are and how Trig is so excited to be a big brother and Uncle again and whatnot.
Willow will have 'discovered' these pregnancies and Piper will wobble in pageant heels calling her mother Sarah. Todd will have a look of incredulous disbelief that he's managed to knock up a wife he hasn't touched in 9 years.