Seven months before he had unprotected sex with an adult film star Donald Trump told Howard Stern he would give Melania a week to lose weight after giving birth.

Courtesy of WaPo: 

Seven months before an alleged tryst with porn star Stormy Daniels, Donald Trump told radio host Howard Stern that he would give his pregnant wife, Melania, a couple of days — or maybe a week — to regain her model figure after giving birth. 

“You know, Howard, she’s got the kind of a body and makeup where, about one day after the baby, it’s going to be the same as it was before,” Trump said during an appearance on Stern’s show on Dec. 7, 2005. 

“You’re giving her one day?” Stern asked. 

“One or two,” Trump replied. 

Moments later, the future president reconsidered. “I think I’ll give her a week,” he said. “No, I’ll give her a week.” 

Trump’s remarks drew laughter from Stern’s female co-host, Robin Quivers, and Trump ultimately indicated that his ultimatum to Melania was not entirely serious. 

“If there’s cellulite, will you be man enough to stay in the relationship?” Stern asked at one point. 

“I will,” Trump answered. “I will love her so much. You have no idea. I’m a very loyal person. I will love her so much.”

Yes he was so loyal to Melania that seven months later, and only a few months after she gave birth, he was cheating on her with a porn star.

Yeah, that right there is true love.

Donald Trump unhappy to discover that being president is a REAL job. Doesn't like it.

Courtesy of Politico:

Being president is harder than Donald Trump thought, according to aides and allies who say that he’s growing increasingly frustrated with the challenges of running the massive federal bureaucracy. 

In interviews, nearly two dozen people who’ve spent time with Trump in the three weeks since his inauguration said that his mood has careened between surprise and anger as he’s faced the predictable realities of governing, from congressional delays over his cabinet nominations and legal fights holding up his aggressive initiatives to staff in-fighting and leaks. 

The administration’s rocky opening days have been a setback for a president who, as a billionaire businessman, sold himself to voters as being uniquely qualified to fix what ailed the nation. Yet it has become apparent, say those close to the president, most of whom requested anonymity to describe the inner workings of the White House, that the transition from overseeing a family business to running the country has been tough on him. 

Trump often asks simple questions about policies, proposals and personnel. And, when discussions get bogged down in details, the president has been known to quickly change the subject — to "seem in control at all times," one senior government official said — or direct questions about details to his chief strategist Steve Bannon, his son-in-law Jared Kushner or House Speaker Paul Ryan. Trump has privately expressed disbelief over the ability of judges, bureaucrats or lawmakers to delay — or even stop — him from filling positions and implementing policies.

I think most of us predicted that this would be the case for Trump way back when he first launched his campaign.

In fact Howard Stern said something about this just last week:

"He really does want to be loved, he does want people to really love him, that drives him a lot. I think he has a very sensitive ego. And when you’re president of the United States people are going to be very, very critica,l and I think in his mind right now he’s saying 'I want to protect the country'… I think his motive is 'People will love me because I’m going to keep terrorists out of the country.' I think he’s genuinely shocked when people come back and say, 'Wait a second, there’s more to this.'"
....

"This is something that’s going to be detrimental to his mental health because he wants to be liked, he wants to be loved, he wants people to cheer for him," he said.

Trump has no fucking idea how any of this works, and simply believed he could bullshit his way through it.

Guess what, he can't.

The Politico article went on to say that Trump has become obsessed with the  unprecedented number of leaks coming out of the White House and that he does not know who he can and can't trust.

In other words after only three weeks Trump is already demonstrating Nixonian levels of paranoia.

I predict that he will have a complete psychotic break in the next couple of weeks.

Assuming of course that he has not already suffered one.

On Howard Stern show gossip columnist discloses that Donald Trump bragged he "banged Russian people" and that the women have no morals.

Courtesy of Raw Story: 

In audio of the program that was pointed out by Death and Taxes this week, Trump can be heard arguing with Benza over, Kara Young, a woman they had both dated. 
 

Kara Young with Trump

“I assume A.J.’s clean,” Trump says. “I hope he’s clean.” 

“Meanwhile, he bangs Russian people,” Benza fires back at Trump. 

“Russian people?” Stern gasps. 

“Who are you talking about, Russian people, A.J.?” Trump quips dismissively. “I don’t know anything.” 

“He used to call me when I was a columnist and say, ‘I was just in Russia, the girls have no morals, you gotta get out there,'” Benza explains. “He’s out of his mind.”

I will share this You Tube link containing the audio with you though I warn you that it is filled with pathetic frat boy braggadocio, with both men, Trump and Benza, demonstrating the very worst in chauvinistic male piggishness.

However it does offer just a little more proof that Trump may have allowed himself to be a little careless while in Russia, and that it is quite conceivable that somebody has video or audio of those encounters.

After all what does it mean, "the girls have no morals?"

Even Howard Stern cannot bring himself to defend Donald Trump over those "grab their pu**y" remarks.

Courtesy of TPM:

Shock jock Howard Stern on Monday refuted his friend Donald Trump’s claim that his leaked comments about grabbing women’s genitals were just “locker room talk.” 

“I have never been in the room when someone has said, 'Grab them by the pussy," Stern said on his Sirius satellite radio show, quoting Trump’s own words caught on a hot mic during a 2005 “Access Hollywood” appearance. "No one's ever advocated going that step where you get a little bit, 'Hey I'm going to invade someone's space.'"

Okay this is really a hard blow against Trump's argument that this is locker room talk, or Melania's dismissal that this is just "boy talk."

Howard Stern has made a career out of saying some of the most inappropriate and outlandish things ever said on talk radio, so if even HE cannot excuse these comments that is really saying something.

Remember Stern had Trump on his show numerous times.

Here is how he explains why that was good for his show:

Stern said he intentionally brought Trump on air often knowing that he would make “entertaining” and inappropriate comments about women. 

“I fully knew what I was doing when I interviewed Trump. I knew I had a guy who loved to talk about sex,” Stern said. “I had a guy who loved to evaluate women on a scale of 1 to 10. These are avenues I went down because I knew it would entertain the audience.”

So essentially here was this famous rich guy who acted like a kid in middle school who suddenly discovered boobies, and was acting like that was the only thing he could think about.

Stern had Trump on his show because his audience was made up of emotionally stunted perverts who felt that Donald Trump was one of their own.

And guess what he is.

You may think you're disgusted with Donald Trump already, but if not this article should seal the deal.

"Any girl you have, I can take from you."

This Daily Beast article talks about Trump's numerous appearances on the Howard Stern show.

The article discusses Trump hitting on a Stern show intern, discussing his daughter's beauty, and confessing that he found Paris Hilton attractive even when she was only twelve years old.

However if that was not stomach churning enough, Trump also called into the show to brag about stealing another man's girlfriend:

Stern’s guest that morning was the New York Daily News’ volatile gossip columnist (and E! host) A.J. Benza, who was on to promote his recent tell-all tome, Fame, Ain’t it a Bitch. In the book, Benza claimed that his girlfriend, model Kara Young, had left him for Trump, and that the situation wasn’t exactly aboveboard. 

So Trump, under the guise of promoting his Miss Universe Pageant, called in to the Stern Show to lord the situation over Benza, repeatedly belittling the tabloid writer for “stealing” his girlfriend a few years back. 

“I stole his girlfriend, but I didn’t know I was stealing your girlfriend,” said Trump, who claimed to have not known Benza was still dating Young while he was with her. “I’ve been successful with your girlfriend, I’ll tell you that,” he later added. “A.J., I won your girlfriend. You know it, she knows it, and everybody knows it.”

This devolves into a disgusting back and forth between  Trump and Benza, and eventually results in Trump making this claim:

“Trust me, A.J.—she didn’t love you,” Trump said. “I’m doing you a favor, A.J., she didn’t love you.” He later added, “A.J. doesn’t like Trump for one reason: I stole his girlfriend. I took her away like he was a dog.” 

“Hey, A.J., I guarantee you have zero chance. A.J., any girl you have, I can take from you—if I want. Any girl you have, I can take from you. You’re full of shit. So any girl you have, I can take. That I guarantee. And that was proven before.”

And that folks is the man now leading in the GOP race for the nomination to be President of the United States. 

In light of recent scandals Bill Cosby resigns from board of Temple University, a position that he has held for 32 years.

Courtesy of CNN: 

Bill Cosby's long relationship with his beloved Temple University has come to an end, another effect of the scandal engulfing the once adored television star and comedian. 

Cosby's Monday resignation from Temple's board of trustees, a position he held for 32 years, was first reported in the Philadelphia Inquirer. Cosby also attended Temple. 

At least 17 women have spoken publicly accusing the comedian of sexual misconduct, and many of the women say he drugged them before he raped them. Some of the alleged attacks took place decades ago. 

Cosby's attorney, Martin D. Singer, has repeatedly denied the claims. Singer said in a written statement sent to CNN that it defies common sense that "so many people would have said nothing, done nothing, and made no reports to law enforcement or asserted civil claims if they thought they had been assaulted over a span of so many years."

That last point, the one about why the women supposedly assaulted by Cosby did nothing, is the kind of point brought up by an attorney for the accused who knows EXACTLY why the women did nothing.  And in fact might be himself a large part of the reason why they did nothing.

The first time that I gave in and blogged about these allegations, I admitted to all of you that the catalyst for me was the admission of Carla Ferrigno that she had also been victimized.

What I did not reveal at the time was that one of the reasons that I was hesitant to chime in was when former model Janice Dickinson seemed to jump on the bandwagon.

Dickinson as some of you may know is kind of a nutjob. She has lived a rather erratic life, which included many messy affairs, issues with substance abuse, and reality show gigs. And to be honest she has not always come off as the most believable person in the world.

However as it turns out she may be the most believable of all of Cosby's accusers. And that is because of this segment from the Howard Stern Show, where Stern plays a portion of an interview he had with Dickinson in 2006.

I am not the biggest Howard Stern fan in the world by any measure, but I think this segment really provides, not only support for Dickinson's claims, but also a window into how hard it is to accuse such a powerful figure of such despicable acts.

Some may have moved on to other stories, but the National Enquirer believes there is more to know about the Throwdown at the Hoedown. And I agree.

Courtesy of the National Enquirer:  

You’re all headed to the drunk tank!” That’s what an enraged Sarah Palin is telling her three eldest kids – Track, 25, Bristol, 24, and Willow, 20 – after a police report reveals they were boozed up at a party that turned into a headline-making brawl. 

Cops in Alaska released the report Oct. 9 after prosecutors said no charges would be filed related to the Sept. 6 incident. The former Alaska governor was at the party with her hubby Todd and their brood when the fight broke out. 

“Sarah is livid that her kids have been called ‘belligerent and intoxicated,’” a friend said. 

“It’s a real embarrassment. In a fury, she told them, ‘You’re all headed to the drunk tank!’ She’s not sending them off to rehab, but it’s a clear warning they better clean up their acts.” 

According to the report, obtained by The National ENQUIRER, at least two dust-ups broke out during the incident – one involving Track and Todd, and another involving Bristol. One officer wrote that Track “was angry, heavily intoxicated and acted belligerent.”

Sadly that is the last of the Enquirer's accuracy in reporting this story, because after that they pass on the false information, as reported in other news sources, that Track jumped in to help his dad who was under attack, and that Bristol was dragged around by her feet.

I was actually contacted by the Enquirer last week for more information, and an attempt to get me to reveal my source. However I gave them nothing new, and my sources have no interest in talking to the Enquirer at this time.

So I do not know who this "friend" might be. Though to be honest this certainly sounds like something Palin might say.

And besides anything that keeps the brawl in the spotlight makes me happy.

Which is why I was tickled that it came up while Meghan McCain was making an appearance on the Howard Stern Show: 

“When I first met her, I really liked her because I thought she was a politician like I’d never seen,” said McCain. “She was beautiful, she had children, she had a newborn baby. And, you know, most politicians aren’t like that. They’re much older, and I didn’t have a lot to relate to them about.” 

Since then, McCain’s opinion has changed. 

“And now, it’s very awkward because everybody asks me and, you know, she’s getting arrested or her children are getting arrested, whatever, for brawling and bar fights,” McCain said, referring to a reportedly booze-tinged family brawl Palin was a part of. 

“When people ask me about it,” McCain said, “it’s like my crazy aunt or something that people all want to tell me about.”

Okay that just makes me smile. 

Speaking of smiling I think you will all enjoy Jezebel's comparison of the accomplishments of Bristol Palin to those of recent Nobel Peace Prize winner Malala Yousafzai:  

Two bright young women dominated headlines late last week. On the same day that Malala Yousafzai, 17, won the 2014 Nobel Peace Prize, Bristol Palin, 23, was cited in an Alaska police report for getting drunk at a party and punching her host "multiple times." 

Bristol Palin's "heavily intoxicated" behavior had already prompted her famous mother to release a statement describing her daughter as "one of the strongest young women you'll ever meet." Sarah Palin went on to praise Bristol's "work ethic and heart for those less fortunate." 

Sounds like the Nobel Committee gave that Peace Prize to the wrong gal.

Seriously you have to read the side by side comparisons that Jezebel lays out. But I caution against having in liquid in your mouth while doing so.  

Sarah Palin posts a pro-Israel quote from Howard Stern. Does she not remember his opinion of her?

Courtesy of Palin's Facebook page

Okay so the above graphic showed up on Palin's Facebook page a little while ago.

Which is kind of predictable because Right Wing blogs and news sites are jizzing themselves over the fact that Howard Stern actually agrees with them about something.

Of course the fact that Stern is Jewish might have something to do with his support of Israel. Whereas the support coming from the Fundamentalists is due to their belief that the Jews have to be there in order for Jesus to come back and take selfies with them.

However I don't know if Palin was so desperate to jump on the bandwagon that she forgot, or if one of her  Facebook ghostwriters simply did not do their research, but Howard Stern essentially hates Sarah Palin's guts.

I mean really.

For example (Go to the 2:10 mark):

And that is just one example.

Go head and Google "Howard Stern on Sarah Palin." But I warn you he holds NOTHING back, and uses many grown up words.

So they say that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend," but this may be pushing it a little.

I'll bet big bucks that Stern's feelings toward Palin have not softened at all.