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| "Like what you see Mitt? Good, now get out!" |
Courtesy of the
New Republic:
On Thursday, Barack Obama invited Mitt Romney to the White House for lunch. The two shared white turkey chili and repaired to President Obama's man cave, formerly known as the Oval Office, for photo ops.
The transformation of the room became complete when, sometime in the past year, the president swapped out the fussy beige floral couches that formerly sat in the room for the possibly-velour tan behemoths you see before you. Though our sourcing is spotty on this, we suspect this is the only place Michelle would let the president put the furniture from his bachelor apartment. Or else they were the gift of an enthusiastic Ohio State fraternity, obtained during President Obama’s campaign travels in the state. The throw pillows, one can only assume, came free with a year's subscription to Sports Illustrated. The coffee table looks familiar: I could swear it's from the free section of Craigslist.
The couches simply make form follow function: the room is the most important bro-out zone in the nation.
Oh yeah, you can almost smell the testosterone.
And here I thought the President could not impress me any more. Turning the Oval Office into the world's most famous man cave? That is the shit!
Let me confess to a little something here.
The house that I currently live in was ONLY purchased after the builder and my ex-wife lured me into the deal with the promise of an addition not in the original plans, that addition has now become the Lair of Loquacious Liberalism. In other words MY man cave.
This is where I spend the vast majority of my waking hours. Where I think, where I dream, where I blog, and where I ponder the vastness of the universe. (It's also where I watch bad Netflix movies and shuffle through piles of purposeless paperwork, but that part is somewhat less inspiring.)
The wife is gone, the kids have grown up, but the Lair remains.
Every man needs one, and I am glad to see that the President has his. From such a carefully crafted command center he will accomplish great things.