So yes it appears that Bristol Palin has taken all of the younger children to Texas with her. Why?

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A post shared by Bristol Meyer (@bsmp2) on Apr 4, 2017 at 4:11pm PDT

So this picture has been getting a lot of attention since yesterday, so I thought we should address it in a post.

First off this does NOT mean that Bristol is Trig's mom and is no longer bothering to hide it.

Remember I had Levi here in my house multiple times and we discussed the morning of Trig's birth.

He picked Bristol up from home and when he arrived at the hospital Trig had already arrived and Sarah Palin was dressed.

He confirmed that this picture was taken on that day.

 So if Bristol is not the mother, then why was she allowed to take Trig out of school and fly him all the way across the country to Texas?

Well I don't know for sure, but if I were to venture a guess I would suggest that it may be related to this story about an out of control Track Palin.

Bristol fleeing the state and taking the youngest children with her would seem appropriate in response to what is laid out in that story and what I have learned on my own about Track over the years.

And that would also help to explain the suddenness of the decision to move. (They did not even wait until school was out and there is less than two months left to go.)

Anyhow that is my theory as of now, if anybody has any actual evidence to the contrary feel free to send it to my e-mail or message me on Facebook.

For those who were asking about Track Palin's fiancee's pregnancy.

Only missing two!! #family

A photo posted by Bristol Meyer (@bsmp2) on Sep 10, 2016 at 1:08pm PDT

Yep she still looks pregnant to me.

And look now that Palin got Track's case thrown out the whole family can continue to live together in Wasilla, where they know the law will never touch them.

Or will it?

By the it took me a second but I think the two that are missing are Tripp and Kyla Grace.

Daily Mail reports on Dakota Meyer filing to change his daughter's name.

Let's label this photo "awkward."

Courtesy of the Daily Mail: 

Dakota Meyer has headed back to court and demanding his baby with Bristol Palin, Sailor Grace, legally have her last name changed from Palin to Meyer. 

The judge in the case has set a hearing for next month when he will decide whether or not to approves the name change.

According to court records obtained exclusively by Daily Mail Online, Dakota filed a change of name petition in Alaska Court on May 5. 

The records show that Bristol named their daughter Sailor Grace Palin on the birth certificate. Dakota is demanding that his newborn's name be legally changed to Sailor Grace Palin Meyer.

Now before that ridiculous troll shows up declaring how responsible Bristol and Dakota are acting as co-parents and how they are getting along so well it should be noted that if Bristol was on board with this Dakota would not have to file for it in court.

They would simply agree to the name change, skip going to court over it, and file the papers privately.

It should also be noted that Bristol has demanded that Tripp's school refer to him as "Johnson-Palin" despite the fact that his last name is legally "Johnston."

Yeah Bristol's not getting along with ANYBODY despite what the Palin fairy tale trolls might want us to believe.

By the way I understand that Dakota showed up at Tripp's soccer game this weekend.

Reports are that he was a little uncomfortable looking, and that Bristol spent the whole time with her eyes glued to her phone.

Bristol Palin really wants to convince folks that things are just peachy between her and Dakota Meyer. Don't be fooled. Update!

bsmp2 #coparenting

Well I think coparenting is a stretch.

After all Dakota had to take her to court to fight for custody, go to the tabloids in order to embarrass her into playing ball, and recently had to file with the courts in order to change Sailor's name.

I will assume that means her last name, though if he really loves her he would fight to change that first name as well.

No Dakota Meyer needs to watch his back, we have all seen how Bristol deals with her exes.

And now that she has tricked him into signing a confidentiality agreement she has effectively removed the one thing that terrifies the Palins into compliance.

Bad publicity.

Update: Well this is interesting.

Courtesy of Dakota Meyer's Facebook page:

Bristol, we definitely haven't always seen eye to eye but one thing that's never been a question is how amazing of a mother you are. 

And to my mom, thank you. Happy Mother's Day.

Oh Dakota, letting your guard down is the first sign of weakness. And weakness is like catnip to this family.

Well it appears that Bristol Palin gave in to all of Dakota Meyer's demands and they have finally reached a child custody agreement.

Courtesy of Radar Online: 

It’s over! Bristol Palin has ended her messy custody battle with Dakota Meyer, RadarOnline.com has learned — at least, for now. 

The duo filed court documents in Alaska on April 20, alerting the judge that they had “reached a custody and parenting agreement in mediation” regarding daughter Sailor, born in December 2015.

Details of the agreement were not made public, as they agreed “not to disclose those terms publicly” and to file them as “confidential documents.” 

“The parties agree that it is not in the best interests of their daughter for the terms of their agreement to be publicly disclosed,” the documents state.

Ah yes the confidentiality agreement. That is how the Palins continue to control the narrative.

Sarah Palin and her family have made co-authors, co-stars, co-workers, and now even co-parents sign them ever since Sarah Palin left the governorship.

After all truth is essentially Palin Kryptonite.

However I know that Dakota used the threat of publicity as a tool to force Bristol to sign a child custody agreement to his liking. I assume that agreeing to the December birthday was simply his olive branch to her.

Of course now that he has signed on the dotted line I imagine that we will not be hearing much from Dakota, but if this poor son-of-a-bitch thinks this is over, then he is in for a VERY unpleasant surprise.

So that is two child custody agreements, and two confidentiality agreements, with two baby daddies this year.

Quite a year wouldn't you say?

And look it's not even over yet.

Just like her mother Bristol Palin uses children to manipulate and control others, and shield herself from criticism.

Courtesy of Brancy's blog: 

Most people know I’m Pro Life. If I wasn’t, I wouldn’t have gone through the pregnancy I faced when I was 17. The issue is clearly near my heart. 

When I went in for my first appointment and heard my son’s heartbeat, it changed my world forever! And I had a harsh dose of reality when the doctor turned off the ultrasound machine and asked me a question. He asked what I wanted to do about the “situation,” insinuating abortion. It makes me sick thinking about it, to tell you the truth. 

I had just heard my baby’s heartbeat for the first time. 

How is that not life? 

God knew exactly what he was doing when I got pregnant with Tripp, and I’d go through my toughest days a million times over to end up where we are now. My kids are my world and I never questioned that their life had, and HAS, so much purpose. 

Abortion may seem like such an easy option – today’s society makes it sound so great – so easy – so nonchalant. They make it seem like there will be no consequences. I promise you, there are. 

Have you ever heard anyone say “I regret having this baby??” I haven’t. Every child deserves life.

The post goes on to pimp some ridiculous "pro-life" campaign, but who really cares about that?

The real story here is that Bristol/Nancy French is using Tripp to shill for some organization from whom, much like that diet drink company, I am sure she is receiving some type of compensation for supporting.

The fact of the matter is that God did not get Bristol Palin pregnant with her son Tripp. Bristol Palin did.

In fact she did so, as outlined in Levi Johnston's book, by going off of her birth control and lying to him about it.

Later of course in order to shill for an abstinence program Bristol lied again, and claimed it was all an accident. But it wasn't.

And according to her Sailor Grace was planned as well.

It certainly does not seem from what we have heard that Dakota Meyer was in on the plan, but Bristol claims there was indeed a plan.

Not God's plan. Bristol Palin's plan.

Now Bristol would have you believe that these children are both gifts and challenges divinely imposed upon her by God, but in fact these are gifts and sources of income that she created with a lack of morals and the help of unwitting sperm donors who will now pay for their carelessness for a minimum of eighteen years.

And let's face it they are not only good bait for that sweet child support money, they are also a lucrative source of income for tabloid money, reality show money, and I am sure at some point, delicious endorsement dollars.

Bristol Palin does not give birth to little human beings, she gives birth to adorable little flesh covered ATM machines.

And there is nothing holy about that.

Bristol Palin posts pictures of her dad with baby Sailor.

Courtesy of the Daily Mail:  

Bristol Palin has shared a photo of her baby daughter and father Todd, who is back home after a serious snowmobile accident landed him in intensive care last month. 

The husband of Sarah Palin suffered a collapsed lung, broken and fractured ribs and, a broken shoulder blade, a broken clavicle, and leg injuries in the March 13 crash near their Alaska home. 

But the champion snowmobile racer is now on the mend and is spending some quality time with his new granddaughter Sailor Grace, who was born in December. 

Really? Born in December? Okay, sure.

I actually was not going to post this picture on IM today because I posted about Barstool yesterday and I like to keep the stupidity factor under some control around here.

However since the Daily Mail is publishing them, and it is clearly part of the Palin propaganda push, that makes it somewhat newsworthy.

By the way besides the fact that the pictures show us nothing concerning Todd's actual injuries, or his recovery, there is also no real way to know just when they were taken.

However the reason why they were posted is pretty easy to understand as Palin is headed to Wyoming this week to stump for Trump again. And of course she can't have people calling her a negligent wife while she is out shaking her pom poms for her boyfriend Donald.

Somebody finally reminded the Palins that they are faux Christians so they posted last minute Easter greetings.

Peanuts 1st Easter 💐🐰

A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on Mar 27, 2016 at 4:16pm PDT

This Instagram post showed up somewhere around three o'clock long after all of the real Christians had already sent Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram Easter greetings to their friends and family.

And if that was not bad enough, Queen Esther's Christian pander was delayed even a fewer hours longer.

"He is Risen."

What? No pictures of the family all decked out in their Easter outfits just back from church?

Nope, just some image she found on Google, that it probably took her about two or three minutes to post.

Now look I recognize that I did not post anything about Easter either.

Though in my defense I am a vocal out of the closet Atheist, so I am not exactly expected to participate in this particular primitive ritual.

However...if you are a family who constantly uses Christianity as a shield against criticism, and as camouflage for your unethical behaviors, you would think that getting your Easter messages posted in a timely manner would be somewhat of a priority.

I'm just saying.

Bristol Palin shares photo of Dakota Meyer finally spending time with his child.

too cute not to share

A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on Mar 24, 2016 at 11:40am PDT

"Too cute not to share."

Yes it is oh so cute to taunt a man over what he is missing by not spending time with his newborn, then fighting him in court over visitation using a non-existent nursing schedule, and then making him fly thousands of miles to see her while still fighting over how much time she can be with him.

And the sad part is that this is just the beginning for Dakota.

It only gets harder and crazier from here.

Yes Dakota Meyer did get to meet his daughter. Finally.

Courtesy of the Daily Mail: 

Dakota Meyer has met his three-month-old daughter for the first time after hashing out a custody agreement with ex-fiancée Bristol Palin, Daily Mail Online can exclusively reveal. 

The 27-year-old, first-time father spent time with Sailor Grace over four days of scheduled visits in Alaska. 

The decorated Marine veteran was seen proudly carrying his baby girl, bundled up warmly under a pink blanket in a car seat, and later gently rocking her to sleep in his arms. 

Dakota made his first 3,600-mile round trip to Anchorage from his Kentucky home to visit Sailor as part of a custody agreement hammered out between his and Bristol's lawyers. 

The Daily Mail goes on to reveal that Dakota brought an older woman with him, which they believe to be his Aunt Cindy, to help.

The article also contains photos of Bristol, Willow, and a unidentified male friend dropping Sailor off with Dakota, and then shopping for Piper's birthday party.

In fact it appears that Dakota is using the Daily Mail to keep tabs on the interactions which is a smart move as it will serve to keep Bristol from reneging on her part of the deal, or from making a scene.

It also appears that the only way any of were going to learn about this visit, was through the Daily Mail.

I actually have a source who had their ear to the ground, but clearly this was set up to give the Daily Mail the exclusive. Which is fine with me.

Judge awards Dakota Meyer joint custody, demands that Bristol Palin provide breast milk for overnight visits.

Bristol Palin in Hawaii, Courtesy of the Daily Mail.

 Courtesy of the Daily Mail: 

In a stunning blow to the explicit wishes of Bristol Palin that she be awarded primary interim physical custody of daughter Sailor Grace and that Dakota Meyer only be allowed 'reasonable' visitation and no overnight visits, an Alaska Superior Court Judge has ruled that the couple must share both legal and physical custody. 

In explosive court papers seen exclusively by Daily Mail Online, Alaska Judge Herman G. Walker Jr. has decided that it is in the best interests of Sailor Grace, born last December, to remain in Alaska for the time being. But Meyer will be able to make the 3,600 mile trip from his home in Kentucky to Alaska twice a month for four consecutive days each.

 'The mother objects to overnight visitation because the child is currently breastfeeding nightly,' said the Judge. 

 'However the court finds it in the best interests of the child that overnight visitation [with the father] occur. Mother is to provide father with an adequate supply of milk or formula for overnight visitation.' 

Meyer's visits with his daughter will begin this month. Overnight visits will begin in May. 

Well this is awkward.

Here Bristol thought that the whole breastfeeding thing would help her to keep her daughter away from Dakota, instead the judge has ordered her to milk herself like a dairy cow in order to accommodate him.

However since we know that Bristol lied about the breastfeeding now she will either have to admit to Dakota that she is full of shit, or Sailor will suddenly be weaned off of breast milk before his first overnight visits in May.

Well I am going to have to say at this point that Dakota must have been convinced by that DNA evidence that he is indeed the father, so now instead of accusing Bristol of lying about the paternity I guess we can simply focus on the fact that she purposefully got herself pregnant in order to trap a Medal of Honor winner into marrying her.

I am not sure that makes her look any better actually.

Update: I think this demonstrates Bristol already trying to fudge facts in order to cover for her lies.

 I think she is going to get found out.

So for those of you wondering when the Daily Mail would finally post those Bristol Palin Hawaii vacation photos, wonder no longer.

Courtesy of the Daily Mail: 

Bristol Palin traded the cold Alaska weather for some fun in the sun with her sisters and her two-month-old daughter Sailor Grace during a much-needed family vacation. 

The 25-year-old left her custody battles with former partners Levi Johnston and Dakota Meyer behind and enjoyed a girls' getaway in Hawaii with her sisters Willow, 21, and Piper, 14, over the weekend. 

Bristol took to Instagram to share photos of them frolicking in the surf and a picture of what was presumably Sailor's first dip in a swimming pool. 

So yeah I think it's pretty clear that the Daily Mail has now replaced Radar Online as the go to source for Palin propaganda.

Though to be honest I have no idea how this helps Bristol sell her image as the poor hard working single mom.

I was raised by a single mother and do you know how many times we went to Hawaii?

That would be the same number of times we went to Florida, California, New York or even freaking Washington state.

Never, not once, nada.

 But do you know what? Vacations are not the tool by which somebody measures good parenting.

Courtesy of Sunny Johnston's Facebook page.

That would be the quality of the time you spend together, not the location in which that time is spent.

A couple more pics of poor single mom Bristol Palin on vacation in Hawaii.

my heart

A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on Mar 5, 2016 at 4:12pm PST

☀️ best sister friends

A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on Mar 5, 2016 at 9:44pm PST

And yes, like many of you, I find that these pictures raise some interesting questions.

P.S. By the way there will be a troll coming by at some point to attack us for spending any time talking about Bristol and her vacation because it is "irrelevant." However the fact that they spend the time to attack us every single time proves that it is not. 

So yes, for those wondering, Bristol Palin is actually in Hawaii with her newborn daughter.

A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on Mar 4, 2016 at 8:32pm PST

I was not sure what when I first saw the picture so I reached out to some sources, and yep she went to Hawaii alright.

I don't think she took Tripp however, I think he is with Levi and Sunny right now.

So the question to be asked is, what in the hell possesses somebody to take a newborn on a trip to Hawaii?

I mean it's not like Sailor can enjoy the ocean. Or the sun. Or the local culture.

In fact she will have no memory whatsoever that she even went.

All I know is that I wish I had a job like Bristol keeps claiming to have, because I have not been on a vacation for more than fives years now. 

Revisiting Bristol Palin's attempts to bully Dakota Meyer with her boobs. Update!

So yesterday I posted that Daily Mail story featuring texts between Bristol and Dakota, as well the information that Bristol is essentially using breastfeeding to manipulate Meyer's visitation rights.

To say that I received a lot of angry e-mails and instant messages from people in Wasilla who know FOR A FACT that Bristol is full of crap would be an understatement.

I was also reminded that we already have the evidence that she is lying to Meyer in our possession.

For instance there is this picture of Bristol and Piper coming out of a restaurant with both people food, and a baby bottle.

Okay well maybe this is how Piper carries her booze. But I sort of doubt it.

And then of course there was this from only days after Sailor's supposed birth.

Now one of my sharp eyed visitors mentioned that this bottle looks suspiciously like this product.

Which are actually prepared bottles of newborn formula that Bristol would only need to pop in Sailor's mouth without having to measure and prepare it herself.

And in case that was not evidence enough that Bristol is full of crap, there is also this from her Facebook page.

In case she deletes this post, it says: SPRING CLEANING! Just donated most of Sailor's newborn clothes, diapers, formula and maternity clothes to our nearest Pregnancy Center. Don't forget options like this when you want to donate gently used items

So the question is just how much newborn formula must she have that she wants to give it away, and if Sailor was only born in December then isn't she STILL considered a newborn?

Oh and for those who are inevitably going to suggest that somebody needs to contact Dakota with this information, just know that he has already been contacted. What he does with it is entirely up to him.

Update: Well look which blind item was just revealed:  

January 11, 2016 

This former A list celebrity who took a turn through several forms of reality television before heading back to her hometown and her celebrity family is worried. Apparently she is so worried that her family has been trying to reach a settlement that would keep her former lover from taking a paternity test. 

Bristol Palin

So raise your hands if you did not see this coming.

Of course all this does is raise more questions than it answers.

Bristol Palin just keeps taunting her baby daddies.

looks exactly like her daddy!

A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on Feb 28, 2016 at 2:12pm PST

From Bristol Palin's Instagram page:  

bsmp2looks exactly like her daddy!

I'm assuming she means this daddy.

 Yeah, I'm no expert, but I don't see it.

Kind of sounds like Bristol is taunting Dakota a little doesn't it?

First "somebody" releases a false statement that Levi is posing for Playgirl, and now Bristol posts a picture of a baby that Dakota has never met, and claims it looks just like him.

Nasty piece of work isn't she? 

Dakota Meyer files an emergency motion to see his daughter.

Courtesy of Radar Online:

According to court documents obtained by Radar, Meyer filed an “emergency” motion on February 24 asking the court to finalize a temporary custody agreement for his daughter with Palin, Sailor.

As Radar reported, Palin already filed documents asking the court to allow her to live with the child in Alaska. Meyer lives on the other side of the country, in Kentucky, but Palin insisted she wanted to have final say in when he would see the baby. 

However, that didn’t seem to go over well with Meyer, 27. On February 24, he also filed a “motion for expedited consideration” of his custody request. 

According to Alaskan court procedural documents, such motions are only filed when an individual feels that they “have an emergency that justifies speeding up the motion process.”

Well it looks like somebody has been watching how Bristol Palin is treating her first baby daddy and recognizing that if he wants to see this kid he is going to have to force her to let him.

Or perhaps he just wants access in order to perform a more thorough DNA test.

In the meantime Bristol's sister Piper has been all over her Instagram account defending her big sis and essentially dissing the Medal of Honor winner:

piper.pShe supports her kids. She has a full time job. She left Dakota, it's not your Business to know why. If she wants you to know then she'll tell you. But I will tell you that Dakota still has not met sailor. Bristol has offered for him to meet sailor many times. It's his fault that he hasn't met her and she is 2 months old. He also never contacted Bristol while she was pregnant. So if that doesn't tell you something your messed up in the head. Go take care of your children please and worry about your family. Don't go by the media because it's not true so if you would leave her alone that would be great:) #🖕🏼 @iamcarlita_ 

After somebody (With the username "Palinarewhores") questioned how Piper could be commenting so early in the afternoon: 

piper.p@palinarewhores school ended at 2 hun😘 

Even big sis herself feltr the need to jump in: 

bsmp2Lol as you are at work @piper.p .. Ignore them, so much hate, who cares. Look at anyone who comments negatively, everyone of them follows 10x more than they have following them. No one values their opinion. Bunch of punkass - know nothing, naysayers. Ignore them babe, and have a good rest of the day at work! Love you

So classy.

Good luck there Dakota, trust me you're going to need it.

Bristol Palin seems to be more than just a little defensive lately.

These babies are my world and I will always be doing what is best for them. Every child deserves two loving parents, so I will continue to encourage that no matter what. I have never, and will never, keep them from having a positive relationship with their fathers. I did not "lose" any custody case - my son has always spent most of his time with me and he will continue to do so, he is happy, healthy, and knows both of his parents love him.. ❤️ Matthew 5:11

A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on Feb 24, 2016 at 9:22pm PST

I'm not typically one to take Bristol's side on these things, but she is correct in saying that she did not lose custody of Tripp.

All that happened was that Levi finally came to the end of his long battle to gain joint custody. Before this his ability to see this son was dictated by a hateful woman-child who used access to the child as leverage to control Levi and punish him for no longer loving her.

The only reason that the media is reporting this as a loss to Bristol is because of how hard she fought to keep him from winning that right. Gee, how unfair of them.

P.S. By the way that "I have never, and would never, keep them from having a positive relationship with their fathers" is completely bullshit., and I hope Dakota publicly takes her to task as well to help expose that fact. 

Iron Dog. One of the rare times that the Palin family comes out of the shadows in Alaska.

Courtesy of Palin's Facebook page

I swear if it were not for Palin pimping this race, I would never even know it was taking place.

I have heard virtually nothing about it on local TV stations up here.

You know I was thinking about Todd Palin's life a little this morning.

Here is a guy who is virtually off the radar for most of the year, aside from a few brief appearances as his wife's arm candy and purse carrier, and then every February, like Punxsutawney Phil, he pops his head out of his hole and competes in a snowmachine race that he is destined to lose, as if he is caught in his own  deeply troubling version of Bill Murray's "Groundhog Day."

I guess it's not a bad gig if you can get it. And have no self respect or sense of shame that might get in the way.

By the way it's nice to see Bristol and Sarah in the same picture again. It's been awhile.

However I notice that Willow and Track could not be bribed into showing up. Maybe next time.

Assuming of course that neither one of them is awaiting trial for physical abuse that is.

P.S. You can track the racers here.

Bristol Palin claims that DNA test proves that Dakota Meyer is the father!

Courtesy of the Daily Mail: 

Bristol Palin has conceded that her ex-fiance Dakota Meyer the father of Sailor Grace, Daily Mail Online has learned exclusively. 

Meyer was forced to take a paternity test in what was gearing up to be an increasingly bitter custody battle over her new baby. 

Court documents seen by Daily Mail Online reveal that Bristol admits that she was engaged to Meyer and that paternity was established via DNA testing at 99.9957 percent certainty. 

Meyer's bid for joint custody in a suit filed in Kentucky and Alaska was stalled pending the results of the paternity test. 

But Bristol contends that because Meyer lives in Kentucky and she lives in Alaska, shared physical custody may not be 'practicable and agrees to a 'decree of shared legal custody except that, due to geographic distance, in the event of a dispute, Palin shall have final say.' 

Bristol is also demanding that Meyer pay interim and permanent child support, and that he pay for Sailor's delivery costs and medical expenses.

And this is only a taste of what the Palins have planned for Dakota if this test stands up in court.

Right now I cannot imagine how the Palins could have messed with the DNA results, but if Dakota has real doubts he better get his lawyer to demand a second one now!