Showing posts with label energy drinks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label energy drinks. Show all posts

Saturday, October 08, 2016

In wake of the new SarahPAC numbers Bristol Palin is turning her grift up to eleven. "Let's bring in the kids."

You know I was trying to avoid posting anything with Tripp's face in it, however I thought it was important to illustrate how Bristol is using her kids to convince people to buy this shitty energy so that she can receive a kick back.

In some ways it's hard to blame her because Sarah has used children for everything, including as a human shield, a distraction for the media, an excuse not to do her job, attempts to raise money, and even as leverage to control certain family members.

However in another way it is perfectly reasonable to blame Bristol because she is a grown ass woman who went through this herself and should know how to shield her children from a similar experience.

It's called a job Bristol, most everybody has to get one, a real one, at some point in their life. 

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Daniel Tosh invites the Satanist energy drink lady on for a "web redemption." Doesn't take.

Well she starts off being a good sport, but damn you cannot argue with crazy.

I had actually forgotten about that grabbing the microphone from the Muslims bit. Damn!

(P.S. For those who are wondering about where you may have seen this woman before, we did a write up on her back in November of last year.)

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

I do not like energy drinks. But did you know some of them are the work of Satan?

What I enjoy the most about watching this lady is just how absolutely certain she is about what she is saying.

There is not a shred of doubt in her voice, in her affect, or in her super intense stare.

In her mind that drink is NOT a Christian drink, it is clearly the work of the devil, and she is dedicated to warning people about it.

You know sometimes I think it must be so comforting to see the world in such stark terms of good and evil, especially when you have convinced yourself that you are working on the side of good, and that the most powerful presence in the universe is working alongside you.

You know I was thinking of having a Monster energy drink today. But I just could not bring myself to break God's heart.