Sarah Palin goes after Senator Elizabeth Warren for supposedly stealing "her" line.

Okay so this links to Breitbart which means I should warn you that clicking the link will expose you to all kinds of dangerous toxins which can damage your brain and might either kill you or convince you to support Doanld Trump. I'm not sure which is worse.

So here let me simply post what she screamed into the phone at a Breitbart reporter:

“I don’t know. Coming from liberals who urge women to claim victimization, ‘Fight like a girl’ just doesn’t sound the same as when legit fighters for equality say it, mean it, live it, and will never give it up.”

This of course is in response to this tweet from Warren:

Fight like a girl. pic.twitter.com/qGTn46jS9W

— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) April 18, 2017

As you may be aware Warren has become a favorite punching bag for conservatives as of late, since with Hillary no longer seeking office they fear her above all others.

I probably should point out that the line "Fight Like a Girl" has been around far longer than 2011 when Breitbart claims that Palin coined the term.

In fact I distinctly remember my own daughter using that phrase after dropping two bullies to the ground who were pushing her in line when she was only about seven years old.

Personally I think it fits Elizabeth Warren far better than Sarah Palin, since she never used push up bras to advance her career or his behind her children to deflect criticism.

Donald Trump has screwed things up so badly in America that Canada will not even send their version of the Girl Scouts here.

And staying the fuck away from America.

Courtesy of CBC: 

Girl Guides of Canada has announced it will not be taking any trips to the United States in the near future, citing concerns about inclusivity. 

"While the United States is a frequent destination for Guiding trips, the ability of all our members to equally enter this country is currently uncertain," international commissioner Sharron Callahan and director of provincial operations Holly Thompson wrote in a joint advisory issued Monday afternoon. 

"This includes both trips that are over or under 72 hours and any travel that includes a connecting flight through an American airport," the advisory says. 

The statement does not directly mention — but appears to be a reaction to — the executive orders U. S. President Donald Trump has signed restricting travel to the United States.

Great, now we are a third world country where people are afraid to send their children. 

Aren't you proud?

Trump economic adviser says that Donald Trump is the victim of these sexual allegations against him, and that the media is "man shaming." Just when you thought you had heard everything.

Courtesy of Think Progress:

The 11 sexual assault allegations that have emerged against Donald Trump this month? According to Trump economic advisor Betsy McCaughey, they’re just part of a “man-shaming” campaign orchestrated by the Hillary Clinton campaign. 

McCaughey, the former Lieutenant Governor of New York (R) under Gov. George Pataki, made that case during a Wednesday appearance on CNN Tonight. She did so in response to host Don Lemon asking her about Newt Gingrich’s smear of Megyn Kelly as being “fascinated with sex” — a charge Gingrich made after Kelly brought up the Trump assault allegations during a Fox News interview earlier this week. 

“I do believe that the polls show that Americans are not buying this roll out of accusers, and this bigger theme of man-shaming, and they want to get to the real issues,” McCaughey said, going on to cite a new Fox News poll that shows Trump ahead among independent voters — a group, she pointed out, that includes women.

I quite literally have NO idea how somebody says something like this with a straight face.

I have an image of this woman standing in front of her bathroom mirror for hours trying to say "man shaming" without cracking up or banging her head on the porcelain sink in frustration.

The idea that a serial sexual harasser and abuser like Donald Trump is the victim of ANYTHING except his own ego and sense of entitlement is laughable on its face.

And the fact that this woman can take his side against his female accusers reminds me that there are self loathing sellouts among both genders and all ethnicities.

One has to wonder if this McCaughey woman is able to feel sorry for poor Doanld Trump after reading the testimony from the former thirteen year old girl, Katie Johnson, who is accusing him of raping her?

Here is just a portion of her testimony (Trigger warning, this is a little graphic.): 

‘Defendant Trump initiated sexual contact with Plaintiff at four different parties. On the fourth and final sexual encounter with Defendant Trump, Defendant Trump tied Plaintiff to a bed, exposed himself to Plaintiff, and then proceeded to forcibly rape Plaintiff. During the course of this savage sexual attack, Plaintiff loudly pleaded with Defendant Trump to stop but with no effect. Defendant Trump responded to Plaintiff’s pleas by violently striking Plaintiff in the face with his open hand and screaming that he would do whatever he wanted.’

There is also testimony from a "Tiffany Doe" the woman who claims to have brought Katie Johnson to the party where she was raped by Donald Trump: 

‘I persuaded the plaintiff to attend a series of parties of Mr. Epstein that took place during the summer of 1994. I told her that, if she would join me at the parties, she would be introduced to people who could get her into the modeling profession and she would be paid for attending.’

‘It was at these series of parties that I personally witnessed the Plaintiff being forced to perform various sexual acts with Donald J. Trump and Mr. Epstein. Both Mr. Trump and Mr. Epstein were advised that she was 13 years old. I personally witnessed four sexual encounters that the Plaintiff was forced to have with Mr. Trump during this period, including the fourth of these encounters, where Mr. Trump forcibly raped her despite her please to stop.’

"I told her that, if she would join me at the parties, she would be introduced to people who could get her into the modeling profession." This of course lines up perfectly with the folks interviewed by the Daily Beast who claimed that Trump held cocaine and sex parties featuring underage girls who were lured there with promises of modeling careers.

Oh I'm sorry, I forgot. This is just more "man shaming" and we should all be ashamed of ourselves for taking the side of all of these women and putting the blame on poor defenseless Donald Trump.

Give me a fucking break.

Lawsuit claiming Donald Trump raped a thirteen year old girl moves forward.

Courtesy of The Independent: 

A federal judge has ordered a status conference hearing after a woman filed a lawsuit claiming Donald Trump raped her when she was 13-years-old in 1994. 

In the lawsuit a witness, identified by the pseudonym Tiffany Doe, alleges she saw Mr Trump and billionaire-paedophile Jeffrey Epstein repeatedly rape the plaintiff, identified as Jane Doe. 

The complaint claims Epstein hired an unidentified woman to pick up teenage girls to bring to his parties. 

The plaintiff's third attempt in filing the lawsuit features a new witness named Joan Doe. 

Mr Trump has repeatedly denied the allegations. 

You know I have said before that there is a long history of famous men being unfairly accused of rape. And usually I might be willing to give Trump the benefit of the doubt.

However there has now been established a history of behaviors on Trump's part that lend credibility to essentially any charge made against him.

So do I think that Donald Trump is the type of man to rape a thirteen year old girl?

I don't know, you tell me.

Time to brainstorm some baby names for Bristol Palin's newest bundle of joy. Update!

It occurred to me yesterday that since Bristol has finally confirmed that she is indeed having a baby girl, that we here at IM could perhaps help her to come up with a couple of baby name choices.

After all we exist to help, right?

Right?

Oh come on, just say right.

Anyhow I thought I would start the ball rolling with some of my choices, such as Stripp Palin, or Spazz Palin, or perhaps Cinnamon Palin. (You know just in case...)

Or perhaps she wants to honor the military by naming it after a branch of the service or a specific rank, such as Ranger Palin, or Sailor Palin, or Private Palin, or First Specialist Palin.

But then I started thinking that the Palins like to name their children after where they were conceived, you know like Track, Piper, and Bristol Palin.

So that got me thinking that perhaps the child could be called Backseat Palin, or Dirty Bathroom Floor Palin, or perhaps Behind MY Fiance's Back Palin.

Well I'm just spitballing, but perhaps some of YOU have even better names to contribute.

You know, because we are all about helping. Right?

Update: For those who are feeling particularity sorry of Bristol or think we are being mean, take a look at how she is described in an article entitled "Stars Who Refuse to Admit their 15 Minutes of Fame are Over": 

When your path to fame is built by being the daughter of an insane Alaskan politician-turned-talking-head, you need to milk that moose for all it’s worth. Sarah Palin’s daughter became a vocal abstinence spokesgirl, despite being a teen mom herself, but failed to ride her mother’s coattails when Sarah disastrously lost her political power. Instead, Bristol appears on reality shows whenever she can, and continues to barf out backward political opinions as loudly as she can so people will notice her again. 

Yeah I somehow don't think that my post on baby names is going to be the meanest thing that Bristol reads about herself this week. Or even today. 

Sarah Palin and Franklin Graham are all pissy that Target is not going to tell you which toys are for girls and which one are for boys.

Sarah Palin showing off her feminine side.

So last week Target announced that they were no longer going to give store aisles with bedding and toys gender specific labels in response to some criticism on social media.

For instance.

Don't do this, @Target pic.twitter.com/cfh3cp5Nqa

— Abi Bechtel (@abianne) June 1, 2015

If you are the parent of a girl you also might have been offended by the fact that the girl's toy aisle is all pink and full of dolls and stuffed animals while the boy's toy aisle is full of awesome Lego sets, remote control trucks, and action figures.

I know I was.

Well apparently there are some people who are terrified that taking down signs pointing out where the boy's toys and girl's toys are located in Target will lead to a breakdown in society and rampant homosexuality.

And who would be so ignorant? Why Franklin Graham of course:

And as you know if Franklin Graham is going to get his righteous panties in a bunch over something, that means Sarah Palin totally has to throw her crusty panties in a wad right beside them.

Holy shitballs kids, sure God made the two genders with handy dandy "don't need no fucking science" hocus pocus, but there is no earthly WAY to tell them apart if Target does not label the bedding aisles now is there?

Thanks to Target the entire country will be filled with little boys falling asleep on Barbie bedsheets, and little girls having tea parties with GI Joe's and Ninja Turtle action figures.

And you know what that leads to don't you?

No seriously do you have any idea what that leads to, because I am at a loss.

Less misogyny maybe?

Boys playing with stuffed animals? (They already do, or haven't you seen Ted 2?)

Less frustration for kids not being allowed to shop in the cool toy aisle?

Am I getting warmer?

Look in all seriousness I worked with young kids for most of my life. Their sexuality is in no way tied to the kinds of toys they play with, or which color they prefer. (Plenty of little girls fucking hate pink, but fucking love little boys.)

Little boys playing with dolls, just means they are boys who play with dolls. And little girls who play with Matchbox cars are not necessarily destined to become grease monkeys who love the poonanny.

Personally I applaud Target for moving forward with the times. And they should remember that any decision they make which causes Franklin Graham and Sarah Palin to lose their shit, is undoubtedly the right decision.

After all, that's my criteria for decision making.

Must see! 11 year old Yemeni girl eloquently speaks out against marrying off children to older men as she flees from her family.

I often get dinged for not going after other beliefs as vehemently as I do Christian ones. But that is not because I find them any more acceptable, in fact most of the time I find them even more toxic, especially within the Islamic community.

However because they tend to impact us less here in the US I do not make them the focus of my rants nearly as often.

However make no mistake, I find the idea of honor killings, oppression of women, and the marrying off children to be the indefensible acts of a primitive culture that has no place in the 21st century.

This child is terrified for her very life, and the fact that her own family has put her in this situation is sickening.

However I must point out that less than two hundred years ago this very same horrific tradition was widely practiced right here in the United States. Christianity is no less complicit in this type of abuse than is the Islam. The difference is that in America we moved beyond our superstitious view of women and sexuality, and now tend to respect both genders equally.

Except in Texas of course. 

And finally a big Happy 19th Birthday to Willow Palin from all of your friends here at The Immoral Minority.

Photo courtesy of Brancy's blog.

There was also this statement:

Glad Tripp is old enough to come on our girl dates with my family!

Look I don't like to give unsolicited parenting advice as a rule (Though I don't think I can think of too many people who need it more.), but there is actually NO age that Tripp could reach which would make it appropriate for him to go on a "girl date" with his mom and her friends. Especially if there were any drinking or questionable activity going on.

I mean if this is simply an immature way of saying that the family is going out for a sit down dinner to celebrate, that is one thing, but if it is something else then it is yet ANOTHER example of the same poor Palin parenting that we have seen on at least three different reality shows thus far.

He should either spend the evening with his father or with a family member who is not involved in any "girl dating."

Just my opinion.

Anyhow I hope that as Willow gets older she starts considering her future which I really hope includes writing her own tell all book at some point.

You have my e-mail Willow just let me know when you are ready to make your mark. My ghostwriting skills are at your disposal.

P.S. While I on the subject of Palin women and unsafe activities, here is the Grizzled Mama shooting a gun on a horse.

And if that were not bad enough.

Here is what she wrote:

I'm no good at Mounted Shooting, but Todd (aka Captain America) didn't miss a target all day. Dangit. 

"Captain America?" I have no words.

Darn that Satan always telling woman it's okay to think for themselves, pursue a career, or eat an appple.

I know what you are thinking, "Gryphen surely you know that Christian church does not hold such antiquated ideas of a woman's role these day,"

Hmm maybe you're right, let me check with famous Christian spokesperson Pat Robertson.

Oh, yeah that is MUCH better!

P.S. By the way, since WHEN does Pat Robertson answers questions in Maxim magazine?

Do you think you are done shopping for your daughter this Christmas? Perhaps not.

I think this is a marvelous idea, and so late in coming.

My daughter truly disliked the dollhouses, and Barbie's my mother gave her as gifts, but after I bought her Star Wars figures and Lego's she would not stop playing with them. In fact THAT fueled her desire to create set designs, and to make movies, which is what she does now.

I think we now realize that teaching little girls to be princesses, housewives, and mommies is outdated. But a present that teaches them that they can be ANYTHING, now that is a gift worth giving.

Apparently Tim Tebow may not be the worst byproduct from the combining of sports and religious viewpoints.

Courtesy of New York Daily News:

Paige Sultzbach was set to play for an Arizona state high school baseball championship Thursday night with Mesa Preparatory Academy. But her opponents decided to forfeit their chance at glory. 

Just because she's a girl. 

Our Lady of Sorrows, a fundamentalist Catholic school in Phoenix, declined to play in the Arizona Charter Athletic Association state championship game because of the 15-year-old's presence at second base for Mesa Prep. The freshman sat out two regular-season meetings between the schools, both Mesa victories, out of respect for Our Lady of Sorrows' beliefs. But she had no intention of riding the pine with a state title on the line. 

Sultzbach told the Arizona Republic that she felt put down by being asked to sit out those first two meetings. 

"I felt like any passionate athletic person would feel (in that situation)," Sultzbach, who's also disappointed with the manner in which her team became a state champion, told the newspaper. "I don't want our very first high school baseball team to win the championship on a forfeit." 

Our Lady of Sorrows is run by the Society of St. Pius X, a traditionalist church that distanced itself from the Roman Catholic Church in 1970 because of Vatican reforms. An Our Lady of Sorrows official told Fox News.com in a statement that the school had no other option but to forfeit the game because of its strict policy forbidding participation in co-ed athletics. 

"Teaching our boys to treat ladies with deference, we choose not to place them in an athletic competition where proper boundaries can only be respected with difficulty," the statement read. "Our school aims to instill in our boys a profound respect for women and girls." 

In other words, girls are only good for having babies and staying home to clean the house, NOT for beating the boys in sporting events.

I don't know who I feel sorrier for, Paige for missing out on a chance to win a legitimate state title, or these boys for being raised to believe that females are dangerous to their manhood and must be treated as delicate objects rather than as people like themselves.

Of course perhaps the REAL concern is that of girls who play sports of course MUST be gay, and they are simply afraid it is an airborne virus that their boys might catch while sharing the same field? I would not put such a ridiculous notion past them.