Showing posts with label national joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label national joke. Show all posts

Monday, May 25, 2015

Well here's another truly insensitive Memorial Day message from Sarah Palin.

You know if this were somebody else we might simply laugh it off as a lame joke and leave it at that.

However this is coming from a woman who has made a career out of accusing her political foes, and ideological opponents of not being true Americans. A woman who has suggested that liberals hate their country, and that our President is actively trying to sabotage it and destroy its credibility around the world.

So no, I don't consider this a harmless joke.

Not from this woman, and not on this day.  

Monday, September 29, 2014

"Comedy is hard." The ladies of The View mock Palin for her Values Voters speech.

Courtesy of Mediaite:  

The co-hosts of ABC’s The View on Monday mocked former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin‘s weekend speech at the Values Voter Summit, wherein the former Republican vice presidential candidate mistakenly referred to the White House address as “1400 Pennsylvania Avenue.” 

During the speech, Palin cracked a joke about President Barack Obama‘s now-infamous “latte salute” and, when talking about the president’s current home, gave the wrong address. 

“She’s proving once again that comedy is difficult,” said Rosie O’Donnell after the show aired a clip from Palin’s speech.

As you see it is left to poor Nicolle Wallace to come to Palin's defense. Which I think we all  know must really burn her ass.

You know I predicted way back in 2009 that someday Palin's name would only turn up as a question on Jeopardy or the punch line to a joke.

Nice to see how close we are to those predictions coming true. 


Saturday, September 22, 2012

During his Univision appearance, Mitt Romney threw a temper tantrum over his introduction, and broke the rules by filling the audience with non-student activists to give the impression of more support from Latinos.

Hear that? The brown people who talk funny, love me!"
Courtesy of Buzzfeed:  

When the Republican took his place Wednesday night in the first of two back-to-back candidate forums televised on the mega-network, he was greeted by an adoring, raucous crowd that cheered his every word, and booed many of the moderators' questions. The next night, President Obama was treated to stone cold silence from the audience as he was aggressively grilled on his lackluster immigration record. 

The contrast was widely noted by observers who watched both forums — and it was glaring enough to evoke some boasting from the Romney campaign in the immediate aftermath. 

"These forums are going to be watched by more Hispanics than watched the conventions," said Alberto Martinez, a Florida-based Romney adviser. "I think [Romney] did an amazing job, and I think it was pretty clear there wasn't the same excitement for President Obama." 

But the enthusiasm gap may have been an optical illusion formed by a series of last-minute demands by the Romney campaign, according to Maria Elena Salinas, one of the Univision anchors who moderated the forums. 

Salinas told BuzzFeed that tickets for each forum were divided between the network, the respective campaigns, and the University of Miami (which hosted the events) — and she said both campaigns initially agreed to keep the audience comprised mostly of students, in keeping with the events' education theme. 

But after exhausting the few conservative groups on campus, the Romney camp realized there weren't enough sympathetic students to fill the stands on their night — so they told the network and university that if they weren't given an exemption to the students-only rule, they might have to "reschedule." 

The organizers relented. 

WTF? So essentially if the Romney campaign had played by the rules Mitt the Twit would have been sitting  in front of a number of empty seats in his brown face, instead of receiving the prearranged applause that we heard on the tapes.

Oh and that is not the ONLY time that Romney acted like a spoiled toddler.

While introducing Romney at the top of the broadcast, Salinas's co-anchor, Jorge Ramos, noted that the Republican candidate had agreed to give the network 35 minutes, and that Obama had agreed to a full hour the next night. Ramos then invited the audience to welcome Romney to the stage — but the candidate didn't materialize. 

"It was a very awkward moment, believe me," Salinas said. 

Apparently, Romney took issue with the anchors beginning the broadcast that way, said Salinas, and he refused to go on stage until they re-taped the introduction. (One Republican present at the taping said Romney "threw a tantrum.") 

"Our president of news was talking to the Romney campaign and negotiating it," Salinas said. "But at that point, you can't really argue with that. The candidate is there, everyone is in their seats, the show must go on. There's a limit to how much we can object to it." 

The compromise reached was that the anchors would note the discrepancy in the candidates' time commitments at the end of the broadcast. But Salinas said, by then, the crowd was cheering so loudly that they drowned out the anchors' words. 

Here is a CNN interview with Maria Elena Salinas about the two interviews.

Okay I am being serious here, just who in the FUCK would support this pompous, over-privileged, fraud at this point? Anybody?

You know you can almost hear the wheels flying off the campaign bus as it careens out of control. What a miserable joke this guy has turned out to be. And no WONDER his fellow GOP candidates hated his ass!

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Film "The Undefeated" may be causing HUGE rift in loosely organized Palin camp as Sarah is tugged back and forth between supporters and angry "only for show" husband. Update!

"God I hate my life! How much longer before that damn contract is up?"

Courtesy of the Daily Mail: (Link fixed.)

Insiders say Mrs Palin's husband, 'First Dude' Todd Palin is angry and attacked her for cooperating with the project.

One political analyst believes the film could ruin a possible White House run.

An insider told the National Enquirer: 'Sarah was brought to tears and Todd was livid after they saw the movie with a crowd of supporters in Iowa.'

'Todd said the film is going to give Sarah's enemies fresh ammunition to destroy her as she considers running for president.

'He told Sarah that she was beyond naive for walking into an ambush like that.'

If indeed Todd said this, and this is the only account I have heard that he did, it may be one of his more intelligent observations.  It is exactly right that this film is NOT changing anyone's mind about who Sarah is, but it is DEFINITELY providing comedians and critics with tons of new material to use against her.

According to the Enquirer, another source said: 'Todd is rip-roaring furious over the way this film turned out.

'He hopes he never comes face to face with the stars who ripped her to shreds.

'He'd like to give them all apiece of his mind.'

Number one it is VERY unlikely that Tawd will ever get too close to a REAL celebrity, and if he does he will be WAY too intimidated to say anything to their face. Todd is nothing more than a schoolyard bully, and only acts tough when he feels he is safe from retaliation.

However this next guys sounds like he knows what he is talking about. (Yes, that was a tongue in cheek remark.)

Jesse Griffin, who runs the Alaska-based website theimmoralminority.blogspot.com, told the Enquirer: 'Sarah Palin blasts the Hollywood elite as horrible people, but there's a danger voters will laugh at the jokes celebrities make about her in the movie.'

I still stand by that assessment.  I have heard that there have even been some chuckles from the die-hard Palin supporters at the jokes told at their idol's expense.  And when that is immediately followed by imagery such as this: "lions feasting on innocent zebras, a knight felled by one of countless arrows (fired by the leftist media, no doubt), a woman's corpse getting dirt thrown in its face. No shit." It makes it more than a little hard to take this film seriously.

However as hard as Tawd might be working to explain to Sister Sarah what a huge blunder she just made, her supporters, desperate for something to cling to, are pimping this film like it was the last two dollar whore on the Sunset Strip.

Team,

You can be the spark that becomes a grassroots revolution helping to ignite, solidify, inform, and unify Americans around the values that Sarah Palin represents, and, frankly, it isn't that terribly hard!.

Team Sarah wants to see The Undefeated become a BIG success and we are treating this like OPENING DAY in a long battle to promote the VALUES we see that Sarah Palin represents!
But, we need to ACT!

Please don't waste time.

Click on the link below and start purchasing your tickets for Opening Weekend July 15, 16, and 17:

We need to SELL OUT the evening shows on July 15th and 16th if you BELIEVE IN THE MESSAGING and VALUES OF THIS FILM. if you believe in Sarah Palin and the values she represents in the country today, now is YOUR CHANCE to stand up and make a HUGE IMPACT with what amounts to only a little effort.

The Undefeated needs strong attendance to roll out across the country in subsequent weeks. Your fellow Americans DESERVE to see this movie just like you did. Strong attendance, we believe, will also send a strong message to the liberal media elites and their political cronies- that Americans are hungry for REAL leaders who can navigate tough storms instead of sound-biting their way along to pander for votes or media support.

As one of Sarah Palin's supporters, only YOU can help make this happen!!!

So while "The Toad" is desperately trying to get his wife to move her ass as far away from this film as she can get before his overly botoxed money tree withers and dies, her crazed supporters are trying to get as many people to see this putrid turd of a film as possible.

You know, I could not have orchestrated this better if I'd tried.

Damn I'm having a good summer! How about you guys?

Update: It looks like Palin has taken to Facebook to refute this story.

Obviously we’ve seen our share of media lies, but the latest fabrications circulated take a big slice of the cake. The UK Daily Mail reports that I was “in tears” as Todd “rages over Hollywood stars ripping” me in the new film “The Undefeated.” Huh? Really? The beautiful town of Pella, Iowa, was flooded with an army of media covering the premiere of this film. You’d think someone would have caught those tears and rages on tape, right? Well, here’s a video of the remarks I made at the Pella Opera House right after viewing the film. The emotion clearly displayed was gratitude to the filmmakers who invested their own time and money into highlighting my team’s record in Alaska. Todd and I were overwhelmed with gratitude, and we hope everyone sees this film.

You know that THAT means don't you folks?  It means the National Enquirer was right on the money.

By the way here is the video that Palin refers to in her FB post.



Do you notice who is NOT standing next to her while she talks about how much she appreciates the movie?

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Yet another indication that Sarah Palin will NEVER be taken seriously agian.

S. P. Bra, named after a certain politician. It's pretty, it works hard, separates the left from the right and moves the masses. Not bad for a bra. The S. P. is our go to everyday bra. Good for hunting, boating, public speaking and basically going rogue. Softy contoured cup for modesty and shaping. Jacquard textured fabric with mesh band. Underwire. 32-36 B-D

This is an actual advertisement for a bra sold by an online company called Bounce.

Obviously there is nothing wrong with a company marketing a line of clothing with a certain type of customer in mind.  Happens all of the time

However the addition of the phrase "separates the left from the right and moves the masses" certainly makes it appear that they are poking more than a little fun at Snowdrift Snooki.

In my opinion, and people are certainly welcome to disagree with me on this, when a company selling bras feels that it is open season for mocking you, that is a pretty clear indication that nobody views you as somebody they see in a leadership position.

Gee I wonder why when the executives of this company thought of Sarah Palin it immediately took their mind to the subject of "boobs?"

Could it be because of these boobs?


Or perhaps it was these boobs?


Well at least that second set of boobs aren't completely fake. Well I guess that is not entirely true, now is it?