Apparently Sarah Palin's new motto is "Make me an offer."

Courtesy of Palin's Facebook page: 

🇺🇸🌟🚌ON THE ROAD AGAIN!! 🚌🌟🇺🇸 

This is the perfect time for a 🛣 road trip! Our family has enjoyed many of them - especially in this bunkhouse on wheels! Memories to last a lifetime in this beautiful rig; you can make your own positive, indelible memories in this motor home that we've enjoyed enormously. 

We've had to park our beloved Dynamax too far away from Alaska 🏔🐻so decided to let it go to others who have that same bucket list item we have: loading up the crew, hitting the wide open road, truly experiencing America! 🌟🇺🇸

(Have I mentioned how much I hate emojis? Cause I do.)

At the end of this post is a link to Premium Coach Group who is apparently selling this hunk of junk for the Palins.

So the Palins are selling the Arizona house, this beast of an RV, and apparently anything else they can find lying around.

Why do I get the idea that the Wasilla Wendigo is not entirely convinced that her "Palin Rules" reality show is going to solve her money issues?

I am starting to get a whiff of desperation.

Well it looks like Bristol will have to get busy and trap some other poor slob into paying child support, or else somebody in the family might be forced to get a...gasp....job!

Guess who's back. Update!

Courtesy of Bristol's Enjoygram account:

#roadtrip 🇺🇸🗻 4 days, 4 time zones, 4300 miles and I didn't sleep once 😏😉

Didn't sleep once in four days? I wonder how many cans of Red Bull that took?

Well gee I wonder what Bristol is going to do now that her engagement is kaput, her house is gone (Is that why she's sleeping in her truck?), and she no longer has a job?

Oh well there has to be a party somewhere in Alaska that she can crash and start some shit.

Update: I told you she was spending loads of money.

Link

 Somebody also mentioned she is house hunting.

THAT is why I think her house sold.

Bristol Palin's cross country journey to get her crap continues.

Courtesy of Bristol's Enjoygram account:

cabbing across the parking lot to the Mall of America

As we posted yesterday, Bristol is on the road to retrieve the things she abandoned in Kentucky when she did her Runaway Bride impression and skedaddled back to Alaska. 

However on the way it appears that she is taking time out to purchase a few more things, because of course nothing mends a broken heart like spending money.

And from what I hear spending money is currently her thing. Somebody said that they are pretty sure she has a brand new vehicle, and others have mentioned that she is looking to spend a sizable amount of money.

That money might be from the sale of her home, though to be honest I cannot be certain that the sale went through yet.

Anyhow it appears that Tripp is currently being well cared for by Levi and Sunny, and is missing this most recent episode of "Life is a Bad Trip with Bristol." So at least that's something.

Of course his stability will undoubtedly come to an end once Bristol arrives back in Wasilla.

After all a day without drama, is a day without a Palin nearby. 

P.S. By the way it is now clear that Marina  Lupas is NOT on this trip as she is back here in Alaska making an "exotic" calendar. (Warning: You CANNOT unsee that video.)

Bristol Palin heads back to Kentucky to get her crap.

Bristol Palin and friends on the road back from Kentucky.

Courtesy of Websta:

sweetplumcreations I won't be sewing anything this week as I make a 4300 mile journey with my family back to Alaska ️ #roadtrippin #makinmemories #nonstop @jbender907 @bsmp2 

I had heard that Bristol was driving up from Kentucky with her stuff, but I kind of hoped that Marina would be the Louise to her Thelma.

That's why I wrote this in yesterday's post:  

Can you say "road trip?"

Oh well you can't get everything. (Though just because Marina is not in the photo does not prove she isn't along for the ride.)

So does anybody else find it interesting that Bristol bolted from Dakota's place so fast that she didn't have time to grab all of her things?  And seriously how much crap did she take down there?

How come I didn't know that Clark Griswold was running for President?

Oh I'm sorry it is not Clark Griswold, it's Rick Santorum!  But you do see how easy it is to get them confused, right?

I know what you are thinking. "Oh Gryphen, you are messing with us. That MUST be a parody."

Nope, it's not.

It is the desperate attempt by Rick Santorum to mimic Sarah Palin's "highly successful" political bus tour/family vacation in order to get some national attention.  Because dammit, Rick Santorum recognizes a good idea when he sees one!

Gee I wonder if Santorum will "ride a hog" like Sister Sarah did?

By the way I also stumbled across some footage of the Santorum road trip that was not used in the political ad. (If you are at work you might want to skip this video until later, as it contains some quite a lot of adult language.)



But don't worry kids, it will not JUST be about Rick "The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex" Santorum taking his children around and lying to them about American History, he will also be sharing that ignorance with the American people he meets along the way.

Santorum said he’s been criticized for saying earlier this week, “Schools indoctrinate our children.” He added, “I said ‘indoctrination’ and I meant it.”

Rick Santorum speaks earlier Thursday at a restaurant in Rock Rapids.


As an example, he said: “Sixty-two percent of incoming freshmen come into college with a faith conviction and leave without it. … I suspect if you took a control group of kids who don’t go to college, that doesn’t happen.”

“We see this humanism and secularism being pushed on our children,” said Santorum, who, with his wife, Karen, has been home-schooling their seven children through about eighth grade.

That's right folks!  Rick Santorum's message to America is "Don't allow your children to become educated. It just makes them too intelligent to buy into your Theocratic bullshit! And THAT is just bad for America!"


(H/T to the Huffington Post.)