So apparently Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer are reconciling.

Courtesy of the Daily Mail: 

Bristol Palin and husband Dakota Meyer appear to be giving their marriage another shot. 

The couple, who wed in 2016 and have two daughters together, have seemingly reconciled - just three months after Meyer filed for divorce. 

Palin hinted at the reunion Saturday sharing a sweet family photo of Meyer with their two-year-old daughter Sailor and her nine-year-old son Tripp. 

'Thankful for you,' Palin captioned the photo, adding a heart emoji and tagging her husband in the post. 

Palin also updated her Instagram name to include her husband's last name. 

Shortly after news of her split made headlines the 27-year-old mom-of-three changed her last name from Meyer to Palin on the social media site. 

It now reads Bristol Meyer again. 

Meyer is also hinting at their reconciliation. Earlier Saturday, the ex-Marine posted several videos on his Instagram Story of him hanging out with his daughters and Tripp, who he supposedly wasn't allowed to see during his split from Palin. 

Of course Bristol kept Dakota from seeing Tripp, because using the children to manipulate the men is a long time Palin tradition.

Okay well I held off reporting on this for well over a week, even though people kept pestering me with links, because I was not sure that it would last even long enough for me to write out a post.

But if the Daily Mail is reporting it that is because Bristol wants it reported, since they are her new go to outlet for spreading her propaganda.

So now we can start taking bets on how long THIS will last.

My guess, not very damn long.

Taking a break from politics to check in on our favorite dysfunctional family.

So from what I can gather this is Dakota and Bristol doing the whole "pretend not to hate each other for the sake of the kids" thing for the Easter holiday.

I've been there.

I am not a body language expert but if Bristol and Dakota were any further apart one of them would not even be in this photo.

It seems to me that Tripp is finishing out the school year in Texas, but I do not know what that means for him going forward.

Bristol however is likely stuck there at least until after the divorce, at which time she will have to decide if she wants to do the long distance parenting thing, or suck it up and stay in a state where she has limited friends and no family.

As for Track Palin, well his hearing has been reset or continued six times now starting way back in January, and the current date is set for May 5th.

In the meantime Track is under house arrest and all of this guns have been taken away.

So I am sure he is having plenty of time to contemplate his actions.

Who are we kidding? He is likely blaming his parents, blaming his exes, and blaming God.

Track is not an introspective person.

Sarah Palin loses it over fact that daughter's soon to be ex-husband is sticking her with the attorney fees.

Courtesy of Radar Online:  

Mama grizzly Sarah Palin is roaring mad over her estranged son-in-law’s bid to get her daughter, Bristol, to pay his legal fees in the couple’s bitter divorce, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively! 

In papers filed in Texas’ Travis County, Bristol’s baby daddy — Medal of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer — asked the judge to force Bristol to cover his “attorney fees, expenses and costs through the trial.” 

“Sarah is furious!” dished a source close to the former GOP vice presidential candidate.

“What’s really beyond any reasonable expectation is Dakota’s belief that Bristol would EVER give him any money for this divorce!” said an insider.

Man I knew this was going to be entertaining! 

Clearly Dakota knows that the Palins simply do NOT pay for things, so attempting to get them to pay the legal bills will force them to shell out thousands of dollars to fight that, or convince them to settle things quickly to keep the costs low.

If the Palins choose to fight, Dakota can simply air their dirty laundry on gossip sites for thousands of dollars to pay his own legal fees.

Come on, we KNOW that Dakota knows all about what was really going on with Track, and with other Palin family members.

He must have hundreds of embarrassing stories to tell.

Ka-ching, Ka-ching.

People Magazine got a hold of the divorce papers Dakota Meyer filed against Bristol Palin.

Courtesy of People Magazine:  

Bristol Palin‘s husband, Dakota Meyer, has officially filed for divorce after less than two years of marriage. 

The Medal of Honor recipient tried to keep the split under wraps by using only his and Palin’s initials in the documents, but PEOPLE has obtained the papers filed in a Travis County court in Austin, Texas. 

According to the papers, Meyer said he (D.L.M.) and Palin (B.S.M.M.) are in the process of separating and cited “discord or conflict of personalities” as the reason for their split. The discord, the papers said, “destroys the legitimate ends of the marriage relationship and prevents any reasonable expectation of reconciliation.”

Meyer, who shares two young daughters with Palin, Atlee Bay, 9 months, and Sailor Grace, 2, said he believes he and Palin will enter into a written agreement over the custody of their children as well as the division of their estate. (Their estate?)


 A source knowledgeable of the situation tells PEOPLE Meyer moved out of their home in Austin, Texas, around Christmas.

Yep, around Christmas. That is another thing the IM sleuths got right. 

On the divorce papers, which can be seen here, it appears that Dakota made this move to protect some of his assets which he believes are not part of the marriage agreement.

It is also fairly plain that he anticipates a fight and has circled his wagons in preparation.

In other words, yes this could be yet another ugly Palin legal battle.

Well hopefully they will not schedule it for March 27th, Track's trial date, or the Palins will not know which courtroom to show up in to watch their family fall apart.

Splitsville 2.0: Dakota Meyer and Bristol Palin are reportedly no longer together.

I think this is when we knew the relationship was doomed.

Courtesy of the Daily Mail: 

Dakota Meyer has filed for divorce from Bristol Palin a source tells DailyMail.com. 

The veteran filed paperwork two weeks ago according to the source, and move dout of the couple's Austin home around Christmas. 

The couple were married in a private ceremony back in 2016, a little over a year after calling of their first wedding just days before the ceremony. 

They have two daughters, 2-year-old Sailor and Atlee Bay, who was born back in May. Bristol, 27, also has a 9-year-old son Tripp from her relationship with fiancee Levi Johnston. 

Dakota also blocked Bristol on social media says the source. 

Well I guess it's time for some IM sleuths to give themselves a little pat on the back.

There were certainly signs that not everything was going well with these two, but until today there was no definitive information.

Until today that is.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MOMMA 😍😍 thank you for being my voice of reason, my strongest supporter, and my greatest friend ❤️🥂 to 54 #54how #bionic

A post shared by Bristol Meyer (@bsmp2) on Feb 11, 2018 at 8:42pm PST

There is already an Instagram photo which seem to indicate that Bristol is back in Alaska for her mom's birthday, and I would not be surprised if that became permanent.

After all, where else is she going to go?

Which makes me wonder if we are not in for another very public custody battle.

You know like the one that started this whole doomed relationship in the first place.
I have a feeling that things are about to get ugly, very ugly.

But then again when have things not been ugly with this family?

Track Palin's trial has been pushed to March 27th.

Courtesy of KTVA: 

Sarah Palin's oldest son is scheduled for trial in a case accusing him of assaulting his father at the family's Alaska home. 

A judge Friday set trial for the week of March 27 for Track Palin after his lawyer said the case would not be ready for a late-February trial as initially set. Palin participated in the proceeding by phone from an undisclosed treatment location. Afterward, the lawyer declined to say what kind of treatment. 

The 28-year-old Palin pleaded not guilty last month to a felony burglary charge in the December incident. He also faces misdemeanor charges of assault and criminal mischief.

I am a few days late in reporting this, mostly because I predicted the trial would be postponed repeatedly and figured all of you did as well. 

In other words this might not be the last postponement we see in this case.

When the trial does take place it is going to be covered by a number of national news outlets so we will be kept well informed as it unfolds.

I would also like to take a moment to address the growing gossip about Bristol's marriage.

Currently there is no definitive evidence that the marriage is over, despite numerous comments declaring it to be so.

Yes it does not appear that Dakota and Bristol are spending much time together, and in fact Dakota has not appeared in any of Bristol's Instagram photos since December.

But that does not constitute proof.

I think we can all predict, based on Bristol's past, that this relationship will not stand the test of time.

But as of now we do not know that it has definitively hit the skids.

Once we have evidence to prove that, trust me I will gladly report that here.

When grifting is all you know.

@teamiblends JUST launched their MIXit, and I'm already obsessing over it 💃🏻😍 I'm so busy that sometimes it seems easier to grab a bag of chips than make something healthy, so that's why this portable smoothie maker has been SOOO useful to my fam, and honestly what a great idea?! Plus for the moms out there - I even use it to mix baby food!! #momhack 🤗 it's so easy for cleanup too!! I charge it at night, and it's ready for me to take anywhereeee .. for 20% off yours use ✨BRIS20✨ at checkout! #thankyouteami

A post shared by Bristol Meyer (@bsmp2) on Feb 6, 2018 at 5:18pm PST

This is apparently the only job that Bristol has right now.

Selling crappy diet products to gullible morons.

To be fair, she is not alone in doing this.

There are plenty of YouTube and Instagram "celebrities" trying to separate the ignorant from their money.

Just kind of funny that without her mother making headlines anymore, I seriously doubt she is bringing home any serious money.

And it appears that Dakota is essentially prostituting himself now as well.

And there is your break from Donald Trump for the day. 

Palin family stalker receives more jail time. Wait, the Palin family still has a stalker?

Courtesy of The Blast:

Bristol Palin‘s stalker has been sentenced — yet again — for harassing the famous Alaskan family, and now he’s been ordered to spend time behind bars. 

Peter Ferrero just got slapped with 30 days in jail after violating his probation and harassing the Palin family. 

The judge also ordered Ferrero to pay a fine and have no contact with Bristol and Dakota Meyer, as well as the other Palin sisters, Willow and Piper. 

As we previously reported, Ferrero had been contacting the girls on social media, and even made threatening sexual messages towards 16-year-old Piper. He was arrested in July after exposing himself and attempting to urinate onto oncoming traffic. 

Sarah Palin‘s other daughter, Willow, also filed a restraining against Ferrero claiming she thought he may try and kill her family.

Man you could have knocked me over with a feather.

I would have thought that virtually nobody even thinks about this family anymore, much less spends the time and energy to stalk and harass them. 

Not to make too little of this because it can be frightening to have somebody obsess over you, but seriously there must be more interesting people to be thrown in jail over. 

These are Z list celeb wannabes from many years ago.

Not really worth even five minutes in a jail cell.

P.S. There you go. Somebody asked for a Palin story, and lo and behold two of them bubbled up today.

You're welcome.

The feud between Dakota Meyer and the "King of Instagram" heats up.

Here @danbilzerian I'm done with your petty games. Don't ever drag my family into anything. I'm waiting

A post shared by Dakota Meyer (@dakotameyer0317) on Oct 7, 2017 at 8:32am PDT

Courtesy of The Daily Mail:

The veteran Marine and Medal of Honor winner sparring with King of Instagram Dan Bilzerian over how he responded to the Las Vegas massacre has taken their feud to new heights. 

On Saturday, Dakota Meyer challenged Bilzerian to a fist fight, claiming in a video that the playboy social media star had been sharing his wife Bristol Palin's phone number with his friends since their public spat began. 

You guys undoubtedly remember that this whole thing started when Dakota called Bilzerian a coward for running from the massacre in Las Vegas.

Since then apparently this feud has blown up with Bilzerian calling Meyer a "retard," which is a little on the nose if you ask me, and now apparently writing Bristol's number on bathroom walls. (Just like high school, right Bris?)

And now Dakota wants to trade punches with Bilzerian.

'It's one thing you talk about me all day, I don't care. But here's the problem. My purpose in life is family. 

'You wanna bring my family in this, you wanna put my wife in danger by putting her phone number out to people? You got your little friends trying to FaceTime her? 

'My life's not a game and it's not entertainment either so what I will tell you is, my family's purpose is my purpose and now you're my mission.' 

Meyer, staring coldly into the camera, continued: 'This ain't an option. You just need to tell me when and where and if not we'll be somewhere together, I'm sure. 

'Why don't we handle this like men? You got it? You got it, Dan? I'm waiting.'

Oh he seems SO butch, does he not?

Now of course the problem with this is that historically Meyer  does not do well in the hand to hand combat department, remember he once got beat down by a woman in a bar fight.

The second problem is that Bilzerian clearly does not skip out on gym day.

Now muscles are not everything, but I think that Meyer still gets winded putting on his socks so he might want to keep this fight online, where he will not end up even more humiliated than when he actually married a Palin.

Of course this whole thing is ridiculous, and these two men are acting like children.

The only reason I give them any attention is because....well because mocking Dakota is a nice change from mocking Donald Trump.

And let's face facts here, guys have probably been calling Bristol's phone ever since the wedding.

Not sure if it is fair to blame this idiot for that.

Dakota Meyer attacks somebody at the Las Vegas mass shooting for running away instead of getting killed.

This is why children shouldn't classify heroes by their followers or their photos. @danbilzerian this is what kills me about people like you. Always playing "operator dress up" and so so tough when the cameras are on. A woman just got shot in the head and you are running away filming that's not what operators do. Please stop trying to be someone your not. People are dying, you're running away not helping them and pretending it's worthy of a video is disgusting.

A post shared by Dakota Meyer (@dakotameyer0317) on Oct 2, 2017 at 5:12am PDT

So here is the actual video that this Dan Bilzerian fellow posted, as you can see he was unarmed during the shooting but said he got a gun and headed back. Though of course there was nothing to be done. Now look I really don't know, or care much about this Bilzerian guy. He could be a real douchebag, and according to his Instagram account that is probably somewhat accurate.

But I am still not sure what compelled Meyer to go after him like that on social media.

First off the guy was unarmed, which according to some messages on Dakota's Instagram makes him a pussy right there.

But secondly even if he was armed with a handgun, HOW would that have helped?

The gunman was firing an automatic weapon from the 32nd floor into a crowd of people.

NOBODY fires a handgun and hits a guy 32 floors up except in the dumbest action movies ever made.

The best this guy could probably have done was to shoot out windows on the 20th or 25th floor and hit some poor bastard who was up to that point completely safe.

As for leaving that woman shot in the head, yeah maybe this guy could have provided help if he is trained to do so, but most likely he would have simply been killed as well.

Nobody knows what they would do in a similar circumstance, and only an asshole insults somebody running from a hail of gunfire.

At the time of this post the death toll stands at 58, with 515 wounded.

If this Dan Bilzerian had followed Dakota's advice he would quite likely be number 59, or if lucky number 516.

Dakota Meyer has become completely Palinized now.

So pumped to share my new brand with you guys! #ownthedash #dakotameyer

A post shared by Dakota Meyer (@dakotameyer0317) on Sep 6, 2017 at 2:36pm PDT

I THINK this is some kind of fitness lifestyle though it seems a little slapped together and poorly defined.

Ultimately of course it is just a way for Dakota to make some money off of the mouth breathers.

You know I really thought that the eventual goal for Sarah Palin was to polish this hillbilly dipshit up and get him involved with politics, but it may just be that he is too fucking stupid for even Republican voters, so now he is reduced to pimping crappy products on Instagram instead.

And yes Bristol is still hawking that stupid weight loss tea as well.

What can you say, a family of grifters have got to grift.

POS!

I like to say that I received the MOH from @georgewbush #hestheman #repect #honor #ownit #ownthedash #throwbackfriday #hesmyhero

A post shared by Dakota Meyer (@dakotameyer0317) on May 5, 2017 at 11:33am PDT

Ungrateful POS is actually more descriptive.

President  Obama is the man who put the Medal of Honor around Dakota Meyer's unworthy neck, and this is how he thanks him.

George W. Bush was the man who started these unnecessary wars and sent thousands of American soldiers to their deaths based on a lie and an overreaction.

President Obama on the other hand worked tirelessly to bring these wars to an end and bring American fighting men and women back home to their families. The only reason he was not more successful is because the Republicans, who Meyer seems to identify with, sabotaged his efforts.

Fuck this guy!

Bristol Palin goes out of her way to point out that her two daughters do not closely resemble each other. Update!

Courtesy of the Daily Mail:

Bristol Palin has always said her one-year-old daughter Sailor Grace is her husband Dakota Meyer's mini-me, and now she's proud to note that their newborn Atlee Bay looks just like her. 

The 26-year-old mom took to Instagram on Thursday to share a photo of Sailor when she was a baby alongside an image of two-month-old Atlee, who was born in May. 

'Not even sorta kinda alike,' she wrote, adding that Sailor is a 'mini Dakota' while Atlee is a 'Palin baby'. 

And while they are both adorable, the sisters, who are just a little over a year apart, do appear to have very different features. 

At this point I am not sure if Bristol is just trolling IMers, or if she is simply trying to get out ahead of folks pointing this out for themselves.

You probably don't have to be a card carrying IMer to remember that there was quite a controversy surrounding when little Sailor was born.

And exactly who was the actual father.

So why would Bristol open that can of worms all over again?

After all we know she knows about the controversy, because she responded to it.

So what is it?

Is she feeling neglected? Is she feeling bored? Or is there perhaps another reason?

Update: By the way the Grizzled Mama is also promoting this article. 

Things that make you go, hmmm.

Remember, things could always be worse. You could be married to a guy who wears a star spangled romper.

Had a great time fishing this week! #ownit #soulsearching #ownthedash #america

A post shared by Dakota Meyer (@dakotameyer0317) on Jun 30, 2017 at 9:26am PDT

At time like this we could all use a laugh.

And luckily there is this clown available for just that purpose. 

I would not even dress a child in that outfit.

Here is your break from all things Trump related courtesy of a Blind Item solution.

wishing I was in Vegas with this hot stuff!! #MCM missing you already 😘😘

A post shared by Bristol Meyer (@bsmp2) on May 22, 2017 at 3:19pm PDT

Courtesy of Crazy Days and Nights: 

This A+ list last name recognition celebrity offspring who has really only done a bunch of reality shows recently moved because she wants to get into the family business and thinks it will be easier in the state where she has moved to.

And the reveal was:

Bristol Palin

I don't want to tell these folks how to do their job, but I think they are barking up the wrong dimwit.

Yes I think the move to Texas was for political reasons, but I don't think that it is so that Bristol "baby maker" Palin can launch her career as a conservative lawmaker.

I instead believe it is all about Dakota and his shiny Medal of Honor that hypnotizes conservative military groupies into believing he has what it takes for a life in Texas politics.

Which in this case I assume is an incoherent speech pattern and the IQ of cow dung.

However in Texas I think that automatically makes him a front runner.

Fox News actually asked Dakota Meyer for his advice in responding to the terrorist bomb attack in Manchester.

Courtesy of the Washington Examiner:  

The 28-year-old veteran said it was only a matter of time until a concert terror attack — like the one that killed 22 in Manchester, England, on Monday — hits American shores. 

“I’ve been saying this is going to happen for a long time,” Sgt. Meyersaid. “When is it coming here? I think the only way you get this point across is when you release the gates of hell on them and we start making war so ugly that […] it’s not cool to join ISIS anymore. […] You can guarantee [Mr. Trump is] going to do whatever it’s going to take, no matter if it’s the most popular thing in the court of public opinion. He’s going to do what’s right to protect America.”

When I first read that Meyer wanted to "release the gates of hell" I thought perhaps he meant to send the Palin family over there and tell them it was a birthday party with free booze.

Because you know THAT can get really ugly. 

But then I realized that he was suggesting the idea of sending more American troops overseas, to murder more Muslims, and give the terrorists even more justification for what they are doing.

Just a reminder that the terrorists are not attacking the West because they are jealous of our freedoms, they are attacking the West because they are angry that we have been killing their people for decades.

And under the Trump Administration the civilian death count has dramatically increased.

So I guess Meyer is right about one thing, yes they are most certainly coming here.

Just what the world needs, another Palin.

welcome to the world Atlee Bay 🎀💕

A post shared by Bristol Meyer (@bsmp2) on May 8, 2017 at 3:12pm PDT

"Atlee Bay Meyer?" Why don't they just send this kid to school with a "Kick Me" sign on her back?

Dakota Meyer appears on Fox to breathlessly celebrate the dropping of MOAB in Afghanistan.

.@Dakota_Meyer: 'Mother of All Bombs' Drop a Win for 'America's Team'https://t.co/97g3CqfzBk

— Fox News (@FoxNews) April 15, 2017

Courtesy of Fox News Insider: 

Medal of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer reacted to criticism of the United States military dropping the "mother of all bombs" [MOAB] this week. 

Meyer called the action, approved by President Trump, a direct reflection of White House leadership. 

He said that after eight years, we have president who allows the military operators on-the-ground to make their own decisions, instead of through political gamesmanship in Washington.

Yes who needs all of that "political gamesmanship" like careful planning and diplomacy, when you can just drop giant bombs on the problem?

If you click the link you can enjoy for yourself the raping of the English language by Meyers and be reminded yet again that there is no IQ test to marry into the Palin family.

For example here is just one of Dakota's attempts to answer a simple question:

"Well I mean look the mindset of these terrorists, I mean look there's only one solution to them as a problem, and that is exactly more of this happening. But..uh..you know for the US military I mean I think that if you take a year ago we had a Commander-in-Chief that would let you get captured by Iran and not do any repercussions. I mean what do you think the mindset is there? Versus now we've got a commander-in-chief who saying 'Hey, run your military like you need to and do whatever it takes to get rid of the enemy.'"

Yes damn that President Obama for not getting us into a war with Iran. Just what was he thinking?

Of course the problem with allowing the military to run amuck without civilian oversight is that a hammer sees every problem as a nail.

Left to their own devices the military will create far more enemies than they will kill, and soon Afghanistan will reignite into a full blown war devouring the lives of thousands of additional American soldiers.

President Obama was working to end our conflicts in the Middle East, whereas Trump, despite his campaign rhetoric, appears to see dropping bombs in the area as a means to improve his poll numbers.

I have a really bad feeling about all of this.

Dakota Meyer appears on Fox and Friends to babble incoherently about Susan Rice.

Jesus, it's like watching an infant trying to say words for the first time.

The very idea that the guy who married into the Palin clan would have the audacity to call ANYBODY ELSE a liar is so ironic that it makes my teeth hurt.

Then he goes on to defend what Trump did in Syria as moral, and claims that nothing President Obama did was moral?

Well at that point there is really nothing more to say except that he is now officially a Palin.

I would also add that he is clearly preparing to run for office.

I am not sure which political position he is angling for, but that is certainly the plan.

Dakota Meyer's Fox News interview about his Medal of Honor and Islamic terrorism is all you need to see to understand why he fits in so well with the Palins.

Why do I think that somewhere there is a chart which says "You have to be this dumb to marry a Palin?"

Look I respect that Dakota won such a prestigious medal, that is quite an accomplishment.

But let's not forget that he disobeyed direct orders to do it, and that the story told about his bravery did not pass the smell test. 

Look I wish no ill will to Dakota, after all his life must be hell already.

However I would suggest that he resist the urge to go on TV and give his opinion on ANYTHING, unless it is concerning shit he has seen while living in the Palin compound.

That would at least be worth the pain of listening to him struggle to formulate a coherent sentence.