Sarah Palin and her hoohah REALLY want you to watch the premiere of the second season of her crappy reality show tonight.

Airing out the hoohah before filming starts.

Courtesy of Palin's ghostwritten Facebook page:

I promise you’ll feel great experiencing the inspiration that true American heroes provide! We’re privileged to showcase them on season two of “Amazing America” – it kicks off this Thursday, Jan. 15th on Sportsman Channel!

Seriously the only way this show could make me "feel great" is if it featured Palin being trampled to death by a herd of rednecks running to collect their welfare checks.

You’ll meet all kinds of intriguing, entertaining, amazing Americans starting Thursday night on Sportsman Channel. Let me know what you think about this choice we present you for positive, family friendly programming that refreshingly brings good news into your home!

Did you hear that folks? She wants to hear what you think of " this choice we present you for positive, family friendly programming that refreshingly brings good news into your home." Whatever in the hell THAT means.


So if you DO happen to watch it then make sure to head on over to her public Facebook page and give her your honest, personally requested by Palin herself, opinion.

Then sit back and wait to see how long it lasts before it is removed.

Palin also has another Amazing America promo out which leaves little doubt as to what she believes is the reason that people will tune in to see her tonight. (Here's a hint, it's not her intellect.)

So Palin's message to our female youth is clear. If you want to get ahead you need to tramp yourself up and get a man to take you where you want to go.

Such a wholesome role model, don't you think?

Number two? But..but..we have Sarah Palin.

Courtesy of Mandatory:

We used the three loveliest sounding STDs - chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis - and added up infections per 100,000 residents, meaning the higher the number is the more of a chance you will catch something when you bring someone home from the bar. Here are the official rankings for the sluttiest states in America.

Okay maybe this time I wish Alaska were further down the list.

Blind Item from August revealed to be none other than Bristol Palin. Not so surprising actually.

So this was revealed today over at Crazy Days and Nights:  

This former reality star has not been on a show in some time, but because of who she is and her family she still has A+ list name recognition. Apparently she is also yours for the night if you get her drunk enough. Five nights in a row she got wasted. Three of those nights she went home with a different guy. Hope she used protection otherwise her next reality show is going to be Maury. Now that would be a great episode of television. 

The above was posted on August 21, 2013.

Today they published the name:

Bristol Palin

Oh I know a certain father fighting for his custody rights in Alaska who is going to be tickled to see this.

Well now we know why she likes to hide out in Arizona, far from the prying eyes of those who might report her dalliances to interested parties.

Simply unable resist controversy, Palin slams the President for calling Sandra Fluke to congratulate her for "publicly speaking about her birth control desires."

"Offering support to a woman who has been attacked by a rabid radio host is hurting the troops. No I DON'T have to explain that!"

From Palin's ghostwriter:

After watching the administration “tsk-tsking” the conditions our brave men and women in uniform fight through everyday and listening to the apologizing for our troops’ actions in war zones, I stand amazed and impressed at our military personnel's loyalty to the office of the Commander in Chief. I understand and am thankful for that loyalty. They deserve better. They watch the President’s complacency as the media seems to forget our fallen by choosing to give more ink and airtime to a phone call the President makes to praise a 30-year-old college student’s “courage” in publicly speaking about her birth control desires than they’ve given to any of our recent soldiers’ ultimate courage and sacrifice on battlefields far from home. Has he made as great an effort to personally encourage the families of the fallen? His priorities are skewed.

For a number of days now many of you have been wondering when Palin was going to  go after Limbaugh for his vicious attacks on this poor woman, like she has so many times in response to perceived attacks on her children, herself, and several conservative "friends."

Well now you know.

You see they are only really considered attacks when they are coming from the "lamestream" media for calling somebody a "nigger," or for saying that "Satan has his sights on America," or for being a serial philanderer.

But when you are a female private citizen who is being attacked in the most egregious manner possible, well then you are on your own as far as Palin is concerned.  And if the President of the United States reaches out to this person out of a sense of compassion for her ordeal, then all that demonstrates is a "lack of support" for our military. ( Seriously,WTF?)

You know it is one thing for Rush Limbaugh, a porcine neanderthal with no female offspring, to treat this 30 year old woman like a piece of shit on the bottom of his shoe, but Sarah Palin is the mother of THREE daughters.  For her to refuse to support this woman, and worse yet to attempt to shame our President for his show of compassion, makes her not only a giant hypocrite, but an embarrassment to her gender.

Update: I just thought I would post this picture of President Obama demonstrating his lack of support for the troops, which he cleverly disguised as honoring Iraq vets, on February 29 at the White House