Here is your break from all things Trump related courtesy of a Blind Item solution.

wishing I was in Vegas with this hot stuff!! #MCM missing you already 😘😘

A post shared by Bristol Meyer (@bsmp2) on May 22, 2017 at 3:19pm PDT

Courtesy of Crazy Days and Nights: 

This A+ list last name recognition celebrity offspring who has really only done a bunch of reality shows recently moved because she wants to get into the family business and thinks it will be easier in the state where she has moved to.

And the reveal was:

Bristol Palin

I don't want to tell these folks how to do their job, but I think they are barking up the wrong dimwit.

Yes I think the move to Texas was for political reasons, but I don't think that it is so that Bristol "baby maker" Palin can launch her career as a conservative lawmaker.

I instead believe it is all about Dakota and his shiny Medal of Honor that hypnotizes conservative military groupies into believing he has what it takes for a life in Texas politics.

Which in this case I assume is an incoherent speech pattern and the IQ of cow dung.

However in Texas I think that automatically makes him a front runner.

Well this Blind Item should be a snap to figure out.

Courtesy of Crazy Days and Nights: 

Lost in the shuffle the past month or two is this former A+ list celebrity . 

All of you know her name so I guess she still has A+ list name recognition. Last year it looked like she would continue her 15 minutes and also find a way to keep on bringing in money to her secret slush funds of cash. Now? Not so much? She got into a private war with the man who was her main backer. She lost a couple of her high paying gigs in front of cameras. She also burned a lot of bridges when she chose the side of the man who has now banished her. Money is drying up quickly. She has massive bills on the home front because she pays the bills for countless family members. At least one of those family members is in trouble legally and PR wise and is always needing people paid off for things he has done. There has been quiet talk about marrying off one of her children to a very wealthy man who could restore the fortunes of this now crumbling empire.

I think besides that very last portion we already knew all of this to be true. 

So who do we think she is trying to marry off, Willow of Piper?

Blind Gossip site reveals the name of the former reality "star" who had to submit to a paternity test in order to prove who fathered her baby. Update!We never had a doubt.

Back in January this blind gossip item was posted on the Crazy Days and Nights website: 

This former A list celebrity who took a turn through several forms of reality television before heading back to her hometown and her celebrity family is worried . 

Apparently she is so worried that her family has been trying to reach a settlement that would keep her former lover from taking a paternity test.

Apparently after that another blind gossip site posted this: 

First of all, the mom – who is part of a famous family – is telling the truth about when and where the baby was born. So the conspiracy theorists need to chill on this one. Secondly, she is 95% confident that the baby’s father is who she says it is. 

Yes, that’s 95% (with a margin of error of plus or minus 5%), not 100%. There was another guy in the mix for a very brief time, but she swears that he was allegedly using protection.

It took all of us like a nanosecond to determine that it had to be Bristol Palin, and sure enough it was:  
When Bristol Palin found out she was pregnant with her second out-of-wedlock baby with a second baby daddy, things did not go smoothly!

Palin and fiance Dakota Meyer – a Naval officer and Medal of Honor recipient – had already broken up when she found out she was pregnant. 

Why had they broken up? Well, just days before their wedding, Palin found out that Meyer had been concealing a previous marriage. Yikes. 

Then she discovered that she was pregnant. Things were complicated by the fact that Bristol had had a brief fling with another guy around the time of the conception. Yikes again. 

Meyer had to take Palin to court to get a DNA test. During the course of that legal battle, Palin had to make the embarrassing admission that she had not been faithful to Meyer at the time the baby was conceived.

I know that a lot of us remain not entirely convinced that Dakota is the father, however apparently she has convinced Dakota that he is, so that is that.

However I did find it interesting that this gossip site also seemed confident that the reason that engagement fell apart is due to Meyer's secret marriage, and NOT because he caught her banging another guy as some on this blog have been assuming.

Personally I have always believed it was Dakota's previous marriage, due to the timing, so it is nice to have that confirmed to some degree.

And now I am getting information that Bristol is really working Dakota, and trying to convince him to make another go of it.

Except this time she cannot move to Kentucky with Tripp and set up house with her newest baby daddy because her custody case with Levi prevents that from happening.

Gee, what a pickle.

Update: By the way has anybody else noticed that the fake Bristol Palin blog has not been updated for the last ten days? 

That's a little unusual don't you think?

I wonder if Nancy French finally found the courage to break the ties, or if it is simply related to the drying up of the SarahPAC slush fund?

Revisiting Bristol Palin's attempts to bully Dakota Meyer with her boobs. Update!

So yesterday I posted that Daily Mail story featuring texts between Bristol and Dakota, as well the information that Bristol is essentially using breastfeeding to manipulate Meyer's visitation rights.

To say that I received a lot of angry e-mails and instant messages from people in Wasilla who know FOR A FACT that Bristol is full of crap would be an understatement.

I was also reminded that we already have the evidence that she is lying to Meyer in our possession.

For instance there is this picture of Bristol and Piper coming out of a restaurant with both people food, and a baby bottle.

Okay well maybe this is how Piper carries her booze. But I sort of doubt it.

And then of course there was this from only days after Sailor's supposed birth.

Now one of my sharp eyed visitors mentioned that this bottle looks suspiciously like this product.

Which are actually prepared bottles of newborn formula that Bristol would only need to pop in Sailor's mouth without having to measure and prepare it herself.

And in case that was not evidence enough that Bristol is full of crap, there is also this from her Facebook page.

In case she deletes this post, it says: SPRING CLEANING! Just donated most of Sailor's newborn clothes, diapers, formula and maternity clothes to our nearest Pregnancy Center. Don't forget options like this when you want to donate gently used items

So the question is just how much newborn formula must she have that she wants to give it away, and if Sailor was only born in December then isn't she STILL considered a newborn?

Oh and for those who are inevitably going to suggest that somebody needs to contact Dakota with this information, just know that he has already been contacted. What he does with it is entirely up to him.

Update: Well look which blind item was just revealed:  

January 11, 2016 

This former A list celebrity who took a turn through several forms of reality television before heading back to her hometown and her celebrity family is worried. Apparently she is so worried that her family has been trying to reach a settlement that would keep her former lover from taking a paternity test. 

Bristol Palin

So raise your hands if you did not see this coming.

Of course all this does is raise more questions than it answers.

Gee, now who could THIS be about?

Courtesy of Crazy Days and Nights:

This former A list celebrity who took a turn through several forms of reality television before heading back to her hometown and her celebrity family is worried . 

Apparently she is so worried that her family has been trying to reach a settlement that would keep her former lover from taking a paternity test.

Okay that's pretty specific. Though I don't now how they rationalize calling Bristol a former "A list celebrity."

You know I figured there was probably something like this happening behind the scenes.

And this blind item? This one I think is coming from the Dakota Meyer camp.

The National Enquirer has some inside poop on the upcoming Dakota/Bristol nuptials. As well as the reason Sarah is pushing them toward the altar so aggressively.

Courtesy of the Enquirer:  

Sarah has cooked up a secret strategy to win the White House in 2016 – and her future son-in-law is the key! 

He’s Medal of Honor winner Sgt. Dakota Meyer, who recently announced his engagement to Sarah’s daughter Bristol, 24.

With a real war hero in the family, Sarah, 51, hopes voters will forget her clan’s bad behavior, sources said. 

“Since the moment Dakota appeared on her TV show, she’d been trying to figure out how to best use him to her advantage,” said a Palin insider. “So, she started pushing Bristol and Dakota together!”

The piece goes on to claim that Bristol first met in January when they were in Las Vegas.

You all remember that, right?

After all how could we forget?

The Enquirer also confirms the blind item about the ring: 

“Sarah was so eager to have Dakota marry her daughter that she even bought a huge diamond engagement ring for them,” added the insider.

And here is the kicker:  

But a quickie marriage isn’t the only thing on Sarah’s mind, sources revealed. At a recent event for potential Republican presidential candidates, Sarah said: “Without putting any words in my mouth, you can absolutely say that I’m seriously interested” in the 2016 race. 

The insider said: “With Dakota stumping for her, Sarah honestly believes she can’t lose!” 

Okay well that kind of confirms something that my source told me way back in December.

I am still a little doubtful that Palin is serious about launching an actual campaign, however the rest of this definitely rings true and confirms much of what I've been told.

In fact I am almost certain that I know who the Enquirer is using as a source, and if accurate they are definitely getting the inside scoop. However keep in mind that Palin not only lies to the media, and to her supporters, she lies to her family as well.

New Blind Item. See if you can guess who it might be.

Courtesy of Crazy Days and Nights:  

When this former A list celebrity/B list reality star turned B list celebrity with A list name recognition got engaged the other day, the ring was paid for by her mom.

Wait don't tell me.

It's right on the tip of my tongue. 

Never mind I can't guess.

Oh yeah. Duh what was I thinking?

God what a loser.

Something about this blind item seems awfully familiar.

Courtesy of Crazy Days and Nights:

 It is not often that someone manages to leave their hometown and then comes back a huge star and stays. Usually they come home for a week or two and then head off. Not in this case. This is an unusual case. Our star was never more than a celebrity. Not an actress or singer or anything that required actual talent. Despite all that she became an A list celebrity. For a minute or two she was a reality star. A quick couple of shows and then when the flame was bright called it a day and headed back home. She still has a name but just stays in the shadows counting her money and drinking her booze. Why did she go home? To be with her family? That is what the story for consumption is. The real story is more complicated. There was the excessive drug use followed by the embarrassing situation where she was living with two guys at once and they were not all just roommates. There was the partying. There was also the incident with the producer of another show who went a little too far on a date and sexually assaulted our celebrity. All of these things combined to leave her shaken and bruised and so she went home. At home she does not do much. A string of boyfriends that has gone through most of the single population of men in the town. So, most night she sits at home and drinks and then goes out and drinks and then comes home and drinks some more, often with a friend or two in tow or a new pickup or an old flame. This is how she has been for a year or two and right now it looks like she is going to be this way for a very long time.

Now some of the guesses so far are Audrina Partridge, Lauren Conrad, and Trishelle Cannatella and I actually don't know enough about reality television to tell if those are good guesses or not.

However for me only one name sprang to mind.

Make your guess and then join me under the fold.

Bristol Palin the subject of yet another blind item.

This was the blind item from back in September of 2012, courtesy of Crazy Days and Nights:

This female celebrity on Dancing With The Stars has been hitting on a dancer from day one. He keeps turning her down. She asked him why and he said it was because she was not famous enough or make enough money for him to be interested.

And, drum roll please, this was the reveal:

Bristol Palin/Maksim

 Of course Maksim has never made any secret of his dislike for Bristol: 

On Monday night, I found out that she went on record saying that I said something about her along the lines of, “I don’t like her because she’s still here and she’s not a good enough dancer.” Every time I’ve opened my mouth about Bristol, I’ve been nothing but supportive…For her to come out on Monday night and totally smear my name the way she did, that’s just completely uncalled for…I have no idea where she got it from, but wherever she got it from, shame on her and shame on whoever told her that.

At that time it seemed that the kerfuffle was just over her lack of dancing ability, and Sarah Palin fans keeping her on the show in spite of that. But now it looks like the tension might have been due to something more.

Oh well, just another tidbit of information for Levi to use in court this summer.

Blind Item from August revealed to be none other than Bristol Palin. Not so surprising actually.

So this was revealed today over at Crazy Days and Nights:  

This former reality star has not been on a show in some time, but because of who she is and her family she still has A+ list name recognition. Apparently she is also yours for the night if you get her drunk enough. Five nights in a row she got wasted. Three of those nights she went home with a different guy. Hope she used protection otherwise her next reality show is going to be Maury. Now that would be a great episode of television. 

The above was posted on August 21, 2013.

Today they published the name:

Bristol Palin

Oh I know a certain father fighting for his custody rights in Alaska who is going to be tickled to see this.

Well now we know why she likes to hide out in Arizona, far from the prying eyes of those who might report her dalliances to interested parties.

Sarah Palin finally gets a positive review of her new ghostwritten book. Now who do you think would do that?

So after many scathing, and sometimes simply confused, review of her book Palin finally found a media outlet with so little journalistic credibility that they are willing to fawn over the book.

Courtesy of (Where else?) Breitbart:  

“If I’m for Christmas, it’s only because I’m for Christ,” writes Gov. Palin. “There is no ultimate peace apart from Christ, and it is Christ who empowers every act of ‘goodwill toward men’ in our otherwise fallen hearts.” 

The book’s blending of personal experience with discussions of political efforts to morph Christmas into a homogenized celebration of the “holidays” makes for a brisk and enjoyable read. Even as we learn that Todd Palin gives the Governor what she considers the coolest of Christmas gifts—such as a .30-06 rifle, hockey skates, and a “beautiful red manual ice auger for ice fishing”—Palin packs powerful punches. 

“There are few things that anger a secular liberal atheist more than a horizontal plank intersecting a vertical plank—a cross—on public land,” writes Palin. “Perhaps Christmas causes so much anger because the very name of the holiday broadcasts the Name above all Names.”

I have no idea why Palin believes that Christmas makes secular people angry, when it was the Christians who have historically been the most irritated by the holiday.

And does anybody, and I mean ANYBODY, believe that Palin only celebrates Christmas becasue it features the name of her heavenly heartthrob? Could you even imagine Palin turning down free stuff, simply because the holiday does not mention Jesus?

The much more accurate face of Jesus of Nazareth.

While we are on the topic of book tours, did anybody else read a certain blind item over at Crazy Days and Nights?

This former A list politician/reality star could barely sit still at a recent book signing. So much twitching and that runny nose was out of control. What the world would love is a photo of her using coke. I dare say it would be worth millions.

Oh come on this could be anybody!

I mean surely there is another former A list politician/reality star who is currently on a book tour, right?

Umm, right?

And it is not like Sarah Palin has demonstrated any erratic thinking or weight loss, or  has a documented history of coca.....ohhh.

Gee I can hardly wait for that fitness book of hers to come out, "Snorting your way to skinny, by Sarah Palin."

Could this possibly be secret of Sarah Palin's dramatic weight loss?

As a rule I don't usually put too much stock in blind items. However this one sort of caught my eye:

I guess she is a celebrity now. Not sure what her title would be. Anyway, she definitely has A list name recognition. Actually she has A+ name recognition. Anyway, she has lost weight recently and says it is because of diet and exercise. Could be true, but the little pick me up powder she was wiping from her nose the other night is probably helping too and that famed LA weight loss drug Adderall.

Of course the vast majority of  comments on this post immediately identified Sarah Palin as the most likely subject.

Now as you all know I have already ridiculed the idea that Palin's weight loss has anything to do with a new fitness regime, which is simply absurd.  Having said that we already know from Joe's book that Palin has a history of cocaine use, however it was the inclusion of the Adderall that immediately convinced me that this was most likely Palin.

I cannot give specifics right now, but I will say that during the research for one of the books on Palin, information concerning another family members longtime addiction to that particular drug emerged. It did not make it into the book, due to the difficulty of finding cooperative witnesses to confirm it, but between all of us it was given a great deal of credence.

Hmm, could this also clear up the mystery of the "white powder" delivered to Bristol on the set of DWTS? Inquiring minds want to know.