This is a picture that Palin chose to put on her Facebook page. No, seriously!

Okay so I will assume that hiding the fact that she is wearing a wig is no longer considered necessary? 

If she is going to be so lax at hiding her attempts to appear young or intelligent why not take off the glasses?

Because we know those are fake as well.

Here is the Facebook link.

Sean Hannity jumps through his "Ask Palin if she is going to run for President" hoops for a Fox News dog biscuit but Sarah Palin's wig refuses to take the questions seriously.

I am reasonably confident that some of Palin's answers were in English because I recognized the language. Besides that I think I saw her clench her jaw and spit, which means she must have mentioned Obama's name.

But to be honest I was completely distracted by that thing on her head. (And by the way her fright wig forgot to turn off its cell phone which rang twice during the interview. How rude!)

I am not sure if she spent the last few weeks smashing all of the mirrors in her house and could not see how she looked, or if her handlers just tossed the wig on her head from a distance because she's started biting again. But whatever the explanation she looks, for all the world, like an extra from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

And even though we know that most of the Fox News viewers suffer from cataracts and the early onset of Alzheimer's, do they not wonder at least a little bit how somebody's hair can grow this much in just one week?

This was Palin's hair on September 13, 2011.

Sarah Palin sporting the Bachmann wig for serious politicos

And this is her, well let's call it "hair," yesterday September 20, 2011.

Sarah Palin sporting the road kill she backed over on her way to getting a Crunchwrap Supreme.

Well it is good to see that the release of Joe and Levi's books have not impacted Snowdrift Snooki's mental health in any way. Jesus!

Sarah Palin trots out new serious political pundit image, as illustated by her new serious political pundit wig.

To watch the video just click the picture. Warning, it does take you to a Fox News site so take your Maalox first.

According to Klondike Kardashian now that CNN has hosted this "Tea Party" debate they have moved from "Lamestream" media to the Teabagger ass kissing media, which greatly pleases this insignificant political prick teaser. Good job CNN!

Palin has a favorite new term that she just learned, "Crony Capatalism," which she uses repeatedly during this interview to essentially smear the whole group of GOP candidates at one time or another.

However she really brings out the long knives when Greta mentions Rick Perry, the HPV vaccine, and the suggestion that the reason he went with the program was due to possible payoff from the manufacturer of the drug. Here Palin goes for the jugular and starts throwing charges of, her new favorite term that she just learned about, "Crony Capitalism" all over the place like a Ninja star.

She even compares Perry's decision to make the vaccination semi-mandatory to HER decision, around the same time, to NOT go with the program.  Essentially creating as much space between Rick Perry's policies and hers as possible, which is a complete turnaround to how she described "Governor Good Hair" only  few short months ago. You know BEFORE he threw his Texas sized hat into the ring and rustled all of her Teabagger support away from her.

At the end of this interview Greta asks the question that she is apparently contractually obligated to ask concerning whether or not Palin is still considering throwing her wig hat into the ring to run for President? I almost feel sorry for Greta who appears to be very tired of this dog and pony show, but Palin leaps on the question like a feral Wasillian and implies that she LOVES the fact that by staying out she can still influence the subjects that the OTHER candidates take on, including her favorite new term she just learned about, "Crony Capitalism."

This interview was just as bizarre and full of misinformation, attacks on our President, and barbs thrown at her own party as usual, the only REAL news seems to be that she is now blatantly, and aggressively, attacking Rick Perry, which seems to suggest that the sources who have said she is angry with him for very personal reasons are probably dead on.

Oh and of course the OTHER news from this interview is that whatever was on Palin's head from her LAST interview has clearly escaped and is undoubtedly still at large in the greater Wasilla area.

Residents should remain vigilant!

It has been bothering me all day, but I finally figured it out.

I KNEW I saw that wig before!

I wonder if this kind of thing will impact my chances of being Raptured tomorrow?

(H/T to Dennis Zaki.)

Jews just LOVE Sarah Palin's hair!

From Jews For Sarah:

Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s hair, with its straight bangs, beehive top and cascading locks, is proving popular among [ . . . ] some Orthodox Jewish women.

And in an Orthodox Jewish neighborhood in Brooklyn, the look has become popular among some Orthodox Jewish women, who buy wigs to cover their hair for religious reasons. Made of human hair, the Palin-style wigs cost $695 or more.

In Brooklyn’s Borough Park, an area heavily populated by Hasidic men wearing black hats and long beards and women dressed in long skirts and long-sleeved shirts, stylist Gail Rosenzweig said half of her Orthodox Jewish clients want Palin’s style.

“It’s a fashion statement,” said Rosenzweig as she worked on a Palin wig. Even though Palin is a Christian from Alaska, where Jews make up less than 1 percent of the state’s 670,000 population, Rosenzweig said her clients “like her classic look. It can be worn up or down.”

I am still somewhat amazed that ANY Jewish people support Palin considering her history of "palling around" with anti-Semites and her belief that Israel is vitally important in helping to fulfill a prophecy that will see thousands of Jewish people killed in the Battle of Armageddon and the rest convert to Christianity.

However at least reading this story will tell Palin where she can find hair that looks more like the hair she had during the campaign.  Now maybe she can stop just throwing whatever road kill she finds by the side of the road onto her noggin.