Tuesday, February 24, 2015

I could not have said it better myself.

I am proud to admit that my vast vocabulary includes many colorful variations of the word "fuck."

Because I am just that well educated.

16 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:59 AM

    Great laugh to start our Tuesday!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Anonymous3:37 AM

    How about F_CK? And drawing targets in other letters?

    Sarah knows a lot of big words, just doesn't know what they mean or how to apply them.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Anonymous3:41 AM

    Sometimes there just isn't another word that sums it up quite as well as "fuck" does. So, how bout that legal marijuana up in your state? ;)

    ReplyDelete
  4. Randall4:09 AM

    fuckin-A

    ReplyDelete
  5. As occasional expletive it's useful, and fun. Having become nearly the whole vocabulary in some communications, nouns, adjectives, verbs and exclamations, it falls into meaningless noise category. Languages have such rich, descriptive, bold and subtle words to choose from to express oneself...what happens to the mind of a person who can only blurt f**k whatever he/she wants to express? Speaker and listener reduced to dullness, no sparkiness, no beauty, no creative intelligence, no expression of anything, really, just mindless grunting, "f**k*.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous10:42 AM

      What the fuck are you talking about?

      Delete
  6. Balzafiar5:00 AM

    That word is perhaps the most useful word in many languages. Even so, my sister-in-law despises the word so I have to constrain myself around her. Even though she is college-educated, she lacks understanding of its value.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Actual line from a movie: "Fuck! The fucking fucker fucked me!"

    Lotsa luck on your job interview, bud.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Anonymous6:54 AM

    Sarah speaks sarahjibe. pretty much strings slang and gutter talk along with cusswords and words she just makes up. in no particular order. also and too!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous10:44 AM

      Yeah, she's a fuckin' idiot. Your're welcome.

      Delete
  9. Anonymous11:16 AM

    But at least she lives vibrantly! and privately, LOL

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous3:55 PM

      Isn't that fuckin' vibrantly?

      Delete
  10. Anonymous12:07 PM

    yeah she lives vibrantly by grifting dimes from under peoples recliners and between the car seats. rill classy gal. o and too has a mouth like a lotlizard at the local truckstop.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Anonymous12:14 PM

    Years ago I used to bring kids with physical disabilities to Ireland every summer through an adapted sports exchange program. We often had kids from Ireland who had previously been to the U.S. join our happy little group and travel with us.

    There was one young lady from one of the most dangerous streets in Dublin who spent the two weeks with us every year. She had a life that sounded like a bad Dickens novel, a vocabulary that would make a sailor blush, and a heart as big as all outdoors. She also had this gravelly voice that made her sound like she had a 4-pack-a-day smoking habit. She was absolutely hilarious and loved to make us all laugh.

    On occasion, our group would visit dignitaries like the US Ambassador, mayors of Irish cities and, one year, the President of Ireland. We would have to remind her to curb her use of expletives for a little while during those visits.

    One year, she was prepared for us and, every time someone reminded her about her salty language, she'd get a twinkle in her eye and respond with, "The cursin'....I'm fookin' tryin' ta give it oop!"

    ReplyDelete

Don't feed the trolls!
It just goes directly to their thighs.