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| "Oh God I have to work with Sean Hannity! I guess cheaters never DO win." |
Courtesy of the
Sun Times:
Former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford is joining Fox News as a political commentator through the 2012 presidential elections, a Fox Channel spokeswoman confirmed Saturday.
The network spokeswoman told The Associated Press the two-term Republican governor has been hired as a contributor, though she declined to give any details on his pay or when he would start.
Sanford was a rising political star before he vanished from the state for five days in 2009, and reporters were told he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. When he reappeared, the father of four admitted to being in Argentina with a woman he later called his soul mate.
The international affair destroyed his marriage, which ended in divorce, and derailed his once-promising political career, which had included talk of presidential aspirations.
I believe this is just more proof that Fox is about to dump Palin. After all who better to replace a disgraced ex-Governor, than with another disgraced ex-Governor?
My understanding is that Sanford will host a travelogue series, featuring exotic locations that he traveled to in order to cheat on his wife.
Episode one will feature a visit to the Botanical Gardens at the Bellagio in Las Vegas, nude snorkeling off the Great Barrier Reef in Australia, and because this is aimed at Republicans, a men's room in the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, with a strategically placed hole about waist high.
Of course I imagine they only settled for Sanford because their first choice,
David Vitter, is inconveniently STILL able to serve as the senator of Louisiana.
Darn the luck!