Rick Perry begs voters not to "quit" him. Jake Gyllenhaal could not be reached for comment.

So this comes to us, all wrapped up in a journalistic bow, from the National Journal:

Perry told a group of about 150 people at a town hall meeting in Aiken. “Don’t quit on our country, don’t quit on my campaign. 

Uh..hey Rick?  Is that really how you want to phrase that?

I mean, seriously?

I am REALLY going to miss Rick Perry when he finally faces facts and drops out.