The White House Easter Bunny is all of us.

“Our military is at a level where it has never been before….The funding of our military was so important and so many military people are with us here today. Just think of $700 billion because that is all going into our military this year,” @POTUS tells crowd at White House pic.twitter.com/220fJuAJgJ

— CBS News (@CBSNews) April 2, 2018

Trump also seemed to have trouble understanding what to call the White House.

”House or building or whatever you wanna call it in tip top shape. We call it tippy top shape.” It’s called the White House. Then he rambles about spending on the military & how “great” the economy is. This is the Easter egg roll. Trump’s lost his mind. pic.twitter.com/Bp82rqWbWn

— Scott Dworkin (@funder) April 2, 2018

(Hint: It is both the name and the description of the building.)

I do not know who is specifically in charge of choosing the costume for the White House Easter Bunny, but that whole "WTF is he saying?" expression this one wears while Trump blatantly lies about his administration's success, and stumbles around for the right word, is pure gold.

I did some checking and discovered that this is the same exact costume that the Easter Bunny wore for LAST year's White House Easter celebration.

Is anyone surprised?
Trump disappoints kids, screws up the national anthem at his first Easter egg roll https://t.co/VJaDz4aqW1

— The Blackest Heart (@TheReddestRose) April 17, 2017

See?

People are also still wondering who Trump forced to wear the costume.

Last year everybody was pretty sure it was Spicey.

Sean Spicer's humble beginnings as the White House Easter Bunny pic.twitter.com/sczyX8QJVq

— jordan (@JordanUhl) March 3, 2017

So who do we think did the honors this year?

My guess would be Eric Trump since nobody has even seen that guy in months, and he would probably do just about anything just to finally get noticed.

Spicey is the Easter Bunny?

Sean Spicer used to play the Easter Bunny at the White House easter egg roll. (H/T @Rschooley) pic.twitter.com/d6h3otkvv1

— Yashar (@yashar) February 26, 2017

I have no idea how we did not know this already, but apparently we were not alone.

How did I not know this? pic.twitter.com/cTMGKfbpWS

— Schooley (@Rschooley) February 26, 2017

It kind of makes sense if you think about it.

Why wouldn't a fake president want a guy comfortable with portraying a fictional character as his spokesperson? 

Courtesy of Yahoo News.

Okay, well now I understand. Why didn't someone just explain it to me earlier?

Happy Easter. (I guess.) Update!

"Smile pretty Amy, or the Easter Bunny will steal your soul."

Just another in a long line of religious holidays that always confused me.

Quite literally it is a celebration of the rising of a zombie, and his escape from the cave that the townspeople blocked with a giant boulder to contain him.

And if that were not creepy enough people compound that by reinforcing the mythology of a giant rabbit breaking into their homes to leave false idols of itself made from chocolate, and hiding eggs in every nook and cranny in the hopes that at least one will remain undiscovered until it begins to rot and permeates their house with a sulfur like aroma reminiscent of the darkest corners of a hell that awaits them if they do not promise their very souls to their zombie overlord.

And people wonder why I am not religious.

Update: According to Slate 40% of  Christian believe that Jesus will return in the next forty years.

It is worth noting that the very earliest Christians believed that Jesus would return in their lifetimes and this lie has been stretched out over thousands of years, and is reinforced as fact to every new batch of Christians that come along.

For those of us who cannot believe how long Sarah Palin has managed to tease people into believing she will run for the Presidency, we need to remember that she is fishing in a pool of people conditioned into being deceived.

One hundred years from now there will be ministers once again promising their congregations that Jesus is about to rise again, and who will continue to benefit financially from the dangling of that bait. My hope is that the flock they are fleecing will have greatly diminished by that time.

I love people and I hate to see them manipulated over and over again.

Happy Easter! But not for you Pagan Bunny!

Actual Easter announcement.


A Horry County pastor is using some shock value to try to get people to attend Easter Sunday services. 

The invite includes a picture of a dead bunny lying in the road with Easter eggs scattered around it. The invite has the text: “Bunnies stay dead, Jesus didn’t." 

Some people who received the mailed invite didn’t appreciate it. 

Joey Johnson told WMBF News that he was "appalled" to receive the mailer from The Rock, Conway's Community Church. 

"It just makes you sit back and wonder," Johnson said. "Is that really necessary? Is that the way to do it, to get your church recognized?"

I wonder how much fun today's Sunday School service will be for the kids going to THIS church?