Showing posts with label Larry Flynt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Larry Flynt. Show all posts

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Larry Flynt is offering 10 million dollars for information that leads to the impeachment of Donald Trump. Worth a shot.

Courtesy of The Hill: 

Hustler Magazine founder Larry Flynt is reportedly offering a $10 million reward for information that could lead to the impeachment of President Trump. 

In the ad, Flynt calls Trump an “illegitimate” president who “was installed only by the quirks of our antiquated Electoral College.” 

Flynt cites several reasons he believes Trump should be impeached in the ad, including Trump’s firing of former FBI Director James Comey and his withdrawal of the United States from the Paris climate change agreement. 

The adult magazine founder also ripped Trump for his “unconscionable defense of the KKK and neo-Nazis after the Charlottesville riots,” and argued that Trump’s “worrisome” ability to “trigger a nuclear world war” is one of the more “horrifying” reasons Trump should be impeached. 

“Impeachment would be a messy, contentious affair, but the alternative - three more years of destabilizing dysfunction - is worse,” Flynt writes in the ad. “Both good Democrats and good Republicans who put country over party did it before with Watergate.” 

Flynt writes that impeachment would require “unimpeachable evidence” and said that’s why he is offering a $10 million reward. 

“We need to flush everything out into the open,” Flynt wrote.

Flynt has been doing this schtick for decades now, and it rarely seems to have much effect.

However I have to admit that he makes some rather salient points.

So what the hell, if there is somebody out there with the smoking gun, who is only motivated by money, then maybe this will be the key to getting that information to the proper authorities.

Having said that I still think Robert Mueller is our best hope for taking Trump down.


Monday, March 07, 2016

Hustler publisher Larry Flynt does not want to take Donald Trump's word about the size of his penis, he wants proof.


Now personally I have no desire to see Trump's tiny tool but Flynt has a point, if you're going to brag about it then you have to expect for someone to call you out over it.

I love that Flynt is offering a "team of doctors" to examine Trump's naughty bits.

That would be a reality show that even I might tune in to see.

Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Larry Flynt endorses Mark "Appalachian Trail" Sanford. "The liar has exposed the greater lie."

Courtesy of Mediaite:

Flynt praised Sanford for exposing that “traditional values are shameful” and his openness in rejecting such a life for himself. He said that Sanford violating his marriage vows was “an act of bravery,” and acknowledged that while Sanford revealed himself to be a wildly dishonest man in the wake of his 2009 scandal, he trusts Sanford enough now to contribute the maximum amount to his campaign. 

Flynt asks in his endorsement video to meet with Sanford so he can be properly thanked for his public endorsement.

Oh yes, this is EXACTLY who Sanford needs to come out and endorse him right now.

This, plus his abysmal performance in his debate with Elizabeth Colbert Busch, would seem to signal the end of this particular idiot's political aspirations.

Which, by the way, I kind of think was Mr. Flynt's intention all along.

Sunday, September 09, 2012

Larry Flynt offers one million dollars for Romney's tax records. Now we're talking!

Courtesy of Political Ticker:

 A magazine known for its sexually explicit material is offering a reward of $1 million dollars for a different type of bare-all expose. 

The publisher of Hustler magazine, Larry Flynt, is offering the sum for the skinny on GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney's financials, the magazine announced. 

It is taking out full-page advertisements in two newspapers - The Washington Post on Sunday, and USA Today on Tuesday - "offering up to a million dollars in cash for documented evidence concerning Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney's unreleased tax returns and/or details of his offshore assets, bank accounts and business partnerships," a press release from the magazine read.

Well THIS could prove very interesting, especially since a group of hackers have already claimed to have Romney's tax records and are asking for a million dollars to return them.

This according to CNN:

An anonymous group says it stole copies of GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney's tax records and will release them unless the company it stole them from pays $1 million. 

They of course COULD be full of shit, but if not....

Personally if on the level I think they should take Flynt's offer instead.

That way they get a million bucks, AND get to do something good for the country. It's a twofer!

P.S. By the way why is everybody suddenly channeling Dr. Evil?

"I will return Mitt Romney's tax returns, or sell them to Larry Flynt, for one miillliion dollars."

Saturday, September 24, 2011

If you have touched Rick Perry's penis, or he has touched yours, Larry Flynt has a million dollars for you.

Courtesy of the Business Insider:

TMZ reports that Hustler Magazine publisher and smut icon is going after Texas Gov. Rick Perry, offering $1 million to anyone with "concrete" evidence that the 2012 GOP frontrunner has cheated on his wife. 

According to TMZ, Flynt is taking out ads in several newspapers asking people to come forward. 

Better watch your ass Rickie!

You know Larry Flynt may be a despicable smut merchant, but he is a despicable smut merchant with a million dollars to spare, and I have little doubt that there are many down and out Texans who could really use that money.

See?  Governor Perry really IS a great job creator!

Now the question is how do we get Flynt interested in the Sarah Palin babygate story?