In the least surprising news of the weekend, it turns out that One MIllion Moms is listed by the Southern Poverty Law Center as a hate group. Gee really?

Gee, nothing sexist about this image is there?

Though the One Million Moms name makes it sound like a bunch of housewives got together and decided to launch a campaign to protect their impressionable children from the "gayness" in fact they are ACTUALLY the most recent incarnation of the long standing anti-gay hate group the American Family Association, as you can see by visiting their donation page here: 

To send your donation by mail, use this address: American Family Association P O Drawer 2440, Tupelo, MS 38803 (Oops, busted!)


Here is the story behind the American Family Association courtesy of SPLC:

Initially founded as the National Federation for Decency, the American Family Association (AFA) originally focused on what it considered indecent television programming and pornography. The AFA says it promotes "traditional moral values" in media. A large part of that work involves "combating the homosexual agenda" through various means, including publicizing companies that have pro-gay policies and organizing boycotts against them.

Here are some of AFA's  stated opinions in their own words:

"[T]he homosexual lifestyle is characterized by anonymous sexual encounters and celebration of sexual obsession and perversion unparalleled in any other social group." – Richard Howe, "Homosexuality in America," AFA publication, 1994 

"As with smoking, homosexual behavior's ‘second hand' effects threaten public health… .Thus, individuals who choose to engage in homosexual behavior threaten not only their own lives, but the lives of the general population." – Gary Glenn, president of Michigan chapter of AFA, 2001 

"Homosexuality is not only harmful to homosexuals themselves, but also to children and to society." – Stephen Bennett, AFA writer, 2004 

"If President Obama, Congressional Democrats, and homosexual activists get their wish, your son or daughter may be forced to share military showers and barracks with active and open homosexuals who may very well view them with sexual interest." – AFA press release, February 2010 

"The homosexual movement is a progressive outgrowth of the sexual revolution of the past 40 years and will lead to the normalization of even more deviant behavior." – Don Wildmon, AFA website, 1999 (still posted as of 2011). 

"Homosexuality gave us Adolph Hitler, and homosexuals in the military gave us the Brown Shirts, the Nazi war machine and six million dead Jews." – Bryan Fischer, AFA director of issue analysis for government and public policy, 2010

So not only are there FAR less than a million members of One Million Moms (When I checked, One Million Moms was liked by 47,062 people on Facebook. Not quite a million.), they are not even REALLY just a group of mothers, but are instead a hateful group of homophobes hiding behind the skirts of imaginary mommies.


I have to imagine that there are therapists all over the country literally salivating at the opportunity to get THESE nutjobs on a couch in their office. "So how long have you feared the gay man and imagined a great mother figure to defend you from your latent homosexual desires? Hmmm?"

The One Million Moms are about to LOSE THEIR MINDS! Update!

Courtesy of Joe My God:

The text on the upper right reads: "First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He's the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver--all rolled into one. Or two." The text at the bottom right reads: "Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason." Fantastic. And I'm totally going to JC Penney this weekend. I don't know what I need, but I'll figure that out when I get there.

What?  The One Million Moms, KNEW this would happen!

First Ellen Degeneres makes totally gay commercials inviting tons of Jesus hating homos to shop at J.C. Penney and NOW we have yet ANOTHER commercial showing two little children in the process of being indoctrinated into the gay lifestyle, bravely hiding their emotional scars, while the two abominations in the eyes of God attempt to bribe them with colorful durable clothing form a once respected department store.

Oh the horror!

And you can bet that JUST as soon as the One Million Moms bring Marvel and DC Comics to their knees for daring to show gayness on their little funny pages, they will turn their attention back to Penney's and stop buying their products with even MORE ferocity.

Update: Well it seemed to take them all day but FINALLY One Million Moms noticed the ad, and are currently losing their minds over it as predicted:

One Million Moms (OMM) is disturbed that JC Penney's (JCP) is continuing down the same path of promoting sin in their advertisements. In JCP's June catalog, there is another homosexual ad, but this time with two dads celebrating Father's Day.

Also as predicted they are going to teach J.C. Penney a lesson by doing the following:

OMM will continue to avoid shopping at JCP until they take a neutral stand.

Apparently the J.C. Penney corporation is  actively blocking e-mails from OMM supporters so perhaps somebody should contact them to let them know that the reason these crazy Christians are refusing to shop in their fine department stores is no longer just because of that gay talk show host lady, but is now also the result of the two homosexual dads indoctrinating their children into a deviant sinful lifestyle.

You know, if you think it would make any difference to the J.C. Penney people that is.