Steve Lonegan is running for the Senator of New Jersey and losing badly, but not badly enough. Sarah Palin is on the way to put the final nail in his coffin.

I love New Jersey! Especially the "Jersey Shore." Reminds me of my kids.

Courtesy of New Jersey.com: 

Tea Party celebrity and former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is on her way to New Jersey to campaign for Republican U.S. Senate candidate Steve Lonegan, his campaign said tonight. 

Palin, the former Republican vice presidential candidate, will be at the New Egypt Speedway in Plumsted Township, Ocean County, for a Lonegan rally at 4 p.m. on Saturday. 

"I am honored to have Governor Palin join us for the largest grass-roots campaign event in New Jersey history," Lonegan said in a statement. 

"While Joe Biden uses the excuse of a government shutdown to avoid an embarrassing reception campaigning for Cory Booker, I am proud to have the opportunity to stand next to a great conservative leader who should have been the vice president as we go into the final hundred hours til victory on Wednesday, October 16th," he said.

Yes that is what you want when you are in a tight race with a very popular opponent, to bring in one of the most divisive, and superfluous characters in American politics.

By the way if Palin is flying to Jersey for this guy, you KNOW he is not running a "grass roots" campaign. Because SOMEBODY is footing her bill. Media whores don't turn tricks for free.

Usually I would think that having Palin fly into stand next to you, would be the dumbest thing that a candidate could do, but this Lonegan guy is essentially blowing the lid off stupid.

In their debate last night, during a disagreement over fracking, Lonegan said this: 

“You may not be able to swim in that river, I think, probably because of all the bodies floating around from shootings in the city,” said Lonegan, provoking an audible reaction from the audience at Rowan University. 

“Oh my god, oh my god,” said Booker. “This is what he thinks of our cities — that there are bodies floating in city. How insulting is that to the people of the city and others working together? This is insulting.”

Yeah, I am not sure he actually needs Palin's help to lose this one.

And I can tell you who she will NOT get the opportunity to endorse, or even meet, and that would be New Jersey Governor Chris Christie,. He is much too smart to EVER allow himself be photographed standing next to the Wasilla Wendigo.

But hey, at least she might get to meet her idol Snooki!

But then again, if Snooki has competent media people, maybe not.

Update: Here is a petition to thank Sarah Palin for helping  Cory Booker win this election. I signed.

Bill Maher has a message for Trig Truthers. Update!

 I totally buy it.  Why do you think I call Palin Snowdrift Snooki?

Video courtesy of the Huffington Post.

Update: You know Maher might have a point!

H/T to curiouser and curiouser

Bill Maher's New Rule for Bristol Palin.

When you are compared to Snooki, and YOU come out looking like the dipshit, that should be a wake up call.

Of course in Bristol's defense, she rally needed to have ghostwriter Nancy French at her book signing. After all how else could she be sure her autograph was spelled correctly?

(H/T to the Huffington Post.)

Bristol Palin attends Candies Tenth Anniversay Gala. That is Bristol, right?

Apparently Bristol trotted out her new face, her new wardrobe, and her new hair extensions in front of  the paparazzi to support the 10th anniversary of the Candies Foundation's exploitation of young women, and fake interest in fighting teen sex. (Hey I thought that Candies was no longer paying Bristol?  Is it possible she attended this for free? Ha, ha, sorry I forgot whose daughter she was.)

That's right ladies, if you teach your children that appearances are the only important way to impress the people around you, and destroy your daughter's self esteem in the process, then this is the future you can look forward to for your little girl as well.

Wait!  Was one of those pictures of Snooki from the "Jersey Shore" reality series?  And does that really even matter at this point? Because personally I just keep getting confused.

Besides if Bristol continues on this path to seeking approval, and attention, by altering her looks through surgery and then flaunting them in front of the celebrity media, how much longer can it really be before she turns up in in a photograph like this?

Remember, there was a time when Bristol was a beautiful young woman who seemed confident in her appearance, and who did not feel the need to hide behind fake tans, hair extensions, and plastic surgery.

(And yes this picture was taken AFTER she gave birth to Tripp.)

I wonder who the role model was that convinced her she needed to drastically change herself in order to feel accepted?  Any ideas?

What if Snowdrift Snooki met up with the REAL Jersey Shore Snooki?

Apparently yesterday Snooki Polizzi, form the Jersey Shore cast, tweeted this message:

Sara Palin has a reality show? ....I'm bored..maybe ill come stir up some excitement in that alaskan home..
29 Dec via ÜberTwitter

Personally I find the idea of Snooki and the Grizzled Mama meeting up in the wilds of Wasilla to be a compelling idea for at least ONE of their reality shows. And you have to admit it would be a hell of lot more entertaining than watching Kate Gosselin bitch about the weather.

Could you just imagine the mind numbing conversations that the two could engage in?

They could compare bumpits and fake tans all day long. And it would undoubtedly TRIPLE the ratings from  last week's episode of SPSAFTVFT.

While she was in Alaska Snooki could even give Palin some lessons on more effective attention whoring.  I don't know if Palin has done ANYTHING as potentially humiliating and hard to ignore as what Snooks has coming up for tonight.

Don't worry, I'm still gonna be your fricken' NYE hamster ina ball...I wish NYC would focus on digging out ... http://tmi.me/4Q8uj
19 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

Perhaps it is just me, but he idea of putting Sarah Palin in a glass ball and dropping her from a great height has a certain appeal.