Now George Zimmerman is threatening to feed Jay Z to an alligator. No wonder conservatives love him so much.

Courtesy of the Orlando Sentinel: 

It all started with a documentary that Shawn “Jay-Z” Carter and the Weinstein Company are putting together about the 2012 Sanford shooting, as reported by Variety. Zimmerman said a private investigator with the film crew went to the homes of his parents and uncle. 

The uncle, a retired Army command sergeant major, said the private investigator also trespassed, according to Zimmerman. 

Zimmerman said Monday that he will harm Jay-Z if his family is sought out again.

“What I said is I would beat him as if I was Solange, and he would find himself coming out of the south side of a gator if he comes to Florida and bothers my family,” Zimmerman told the Orlando Sentinel. 

Zimmerman was referring to the sister of Beyonce Knowles, Jay-Z’s wife, who famously hit Jay-Z in an elevator. The elevator security footage went viral. 

Rapper Snoop Dogg seems to have jumped into the feud, writing on Instagram: 

“If one hair on Jays hair is touched that’s when the revolution will b televised. ... Trayvon Martin Gone but not forgotten.”

Zimmerman does realize that Jay Z is a very wealthy man who is constantly surrounded by armed bodyguards, right?

This is not some unarmed seveneen year old kid that he is threatening here.

Speaking of Trayvon Martin, get a load of another quote from Zimmerman about this issue:

In a chilling reference to the shooting of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman grimly tells us “I know how to handle people who fuck with me, I have since February 2012.”

You know that almost makes me want Zimmerman to start some shit with Jay Z and Snoop Dogg. 

Then it might be there turn to "stand their ground."

Snoop Dogg offers to perform in Alaska once the state legalizes marijuana. Actually I bet a whole lot of bands offer to play up here once the proposition passes.

Courtesy of KTUU:  

Rapper and marijuana enthusiast Snoop Dogg has promised to perform a concert in Alaska if voters choose to legalize pot. 

The promise came during an episode of Snoop Dogg's GGN webcast in which he interviewed former KTVA Channel 11 reporter Charlo Greene about her on-air announcement that she owns the Alaska Cannabis Club. 

"If we get y'all to vote yes on Proposition 2, Snoop Dogg is coming to Alaska to do a concert, a wellness retreat concert, and I'm bringing some of that California with me to celebrate," Snoop says.

What some people failed to recognize about the Charlo Greene on-air "fuck it, I quit" comment, was that it would bring national attention and support to Alaska's attempt to legalize pot.

In fact Charlo's comment may play an instrumental part in helping us hang onto our lone Democratic Senator.

Right now we have two issues on the November ballot that should help turnout more young liberals in the state. One is Ballot Measure 3 which increases the minimum wage, and the other of course is Proposition 2.

Even though I think both of these issues essentially cross party lines in Alaska, conventional wisdom suggests that it is the liberals who are more likely to be drawn to the polls in support.

THAT could really help Senator Begich who is currently struggling in the polls, and help Alaska to hang onto the one Senator who is not firmly in the pocket of the oil companies.

At this point every little bit helps, and Greene's on air expletive might go down in history as having a significant effect on Alaska politics in 2014.