Duck Dynasty has been cancelled. See, not all news is bad.

Courtesy of Yahoo News:  

Duck Dynasty will end after the finale of its current season, the Robertson family and A&E announced following the season premiere Wednesday.

“We’ve decided as a family for this to be the final chapter of the Duck Dynasty series,” Jase says in the announcement, with Willie’s wife Korie noting that the family might be back for “a special for two.” 

The series finale will air April 12.

And once it's off the air America's cumulative IQ will steadily start increase. If we're lucky it might even get high enough not to vote for Donald Trump in 2020.

In truth I blame some of Trump's success on these reality shows because they made histrionics and outrageous comments common place and acceptable.


Without the "Jersey Shore" and "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" we might not have a president heading to the White House who made "grabbing them by the pussy" a campaign slogan.

So I am glad to see Duck Dynasty off the air, and I hope it is soon followed by every other brain cell murdering reality show as well. 

Louisiana gubernatorial candidate David Vitter recruits one of those Duck Dynasty guys to help that whole prostitute thing.

Courtesy of Mediaite:  

The new ad, titled “David and Willie,” highlights a familiar theme for Vitter’s campaign: how he accepted responsibility for his actions and asked for forgiveness. “What defines us in life is how we get up and earn redemption,” Vitter says in the ad. “Where we are as a state is needing to get up based on strong conservative principles, and that’s what I’m leading with.” 

I cannot believe that this idiot thinks standing next reality star is going to help him win this election. 

Just how stupid does he think the voters are?

Though to be fair this IS Louisiana. 

I love how these conservative clowns are always running on their religious morality, but then when they get caught with their peckers out they claim it's no big deal because "who hasn't
 made mistakes?

Well you know I have made mistakes in my life as well, but cheating on my wife with prostitutes just wasn't one of them.

Now I have no idea what Vitter and Willie Robertson were doing there in the woods, and I don't think I want to know, but it is unlikely to help him since he is now running behind his Democratic opponent by double digits.