Sarah Palin fills her Facebook page with adoring comments directed at her from Twitter.

Play your cards right Willow and maybe I can find you a husband like I did for you sister.

So we have already mocked that barely attended conservative conference in Colorado, where Palin joined Cheeto Jesus on stage to rain down their patented brand of lunacy on the attendees.

So while we laughed at the fact that hardly anybody showed up and most of the media coverage focused on Palin's batshit crazy attacks on the Never Trump crowd, the Wendigo herself really seemed proud of it.

Here are just some of the pictures that she posted on Facebook:

Noticing a theme?

Yep after years of getting ridiculed by the press, and attacked by many former conservative supporters, Palin finds herself bombarded by the tweeted kindness of the unwashed morons who would actually attend or watch a conference like this one.

 No matter how small of a number that might be.

And she loved it so much she wanted to make sure everybody saw it for themselves.

"That's right Glenn Beck, Matt Lewis, and Facebook fair weather friends, these people still love me!"

Of course it probably helps that whoever put up the graphics undoubtedly weeded out the large number of negative comments that were tweeted along with the handful of positive ones.

But hey, a tiny bit of adulation is still a tiny bit of adulation.

During religious liberty conference attended by Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee, and Bobby Jindal, crazy Christian pastor says even crazier things about "teh gays" than the usual crazy things said by crazy Christian pastors.

Courtesy of Right Wing Watch:

 After interviewing both Mike Huckabee and Bobby Jindal at his "National Religious Liberties Conference" this morning, radical right-wing pastor Kevin Swanson returned to the stage to discuss the issue of how Christians are to live in an increasingly debased and secular society. 

During his remarks, Swanson reiterated his view that both the Old and New Testament require the death penalty for the crime of homosexuality, as well as his position that any Christian who attends a gay wedding can only do so in order to hold up a sign informing the couple that they ought to be put to death. 

He drove home his point with a passionate declaration that if he ever found out that his own sons was gay and that son invited him to his wedding, he would show up covered in "sackcloth and ashes" and then smear himself in cow manure as he sat on the steps of the church and wailed lamentations. 

"Carving happy faces on the sores?" WTF does that even mean?

You know I have spent quite a few years documenting the crazy, but THIS guy is really reaching for new levels.

I mean just listen to his voice and watch his eyes. The guy is all kinds of unhinged.

If I were a serious candidate for the presidency I would not be seen anywhere near a guy spouting nonsense like this.

Which I guess tells you all you need to know about the seriousness of Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee, and Bobby Jindal.

Joy Behar asks "Shouldn't Sarah Palin be turning letters over on some game show at this point? "

Courtesy of Extra TV:  

Extra” was with Joy Behar at a special preview of “Lipshtick” at the Venetian Las Vegas on Thursday, where the comic commented on rumors that Sarah Palin might be joining “The View.” 

Behar quipped, “Shouldn’t Sarah Palin be turning letters over on some game show at this point? Why is she even relevant? She and Dick Cheney need to just sort of say bye-bye and disappear, so I don’t really see her on any show, frankly… I wouldn’t watch.”

Behar has a point about the letter turning. You know if in fact it could be proven that Palin knows her alphabet.

After all she does have the outfit for it.

By the way Palin will not be "slaying salmon" in Bristol Bay this weekend (Yeah, like she ever did!) because she will be appearing tomorrow in  Denver, Colorado to speak to a room full of Right Wing paint chip eaters along with the likes of Michele Bachmann, Ted Cruz, Bobby Jindal, Allen West. Jim DeMint, Ralph Reed, Tammy Bruce, well you get the picture.

The conference will be focused, I believe, on Obamacare, the IRS scandal, Benghazi, and maintaining the proper dosage during an episode of schizophrenia.

Palin's presentation is entitled "Seize the day."

How a woman who quit her job as governor to hawk a poorly written book, star in a poorly received reality show, and is currently engaged in a long slow tumble toward irrelevancy has anything to say about day seizing is beyond me.

But then again I am not a Right Wing lunatic.

Sarah Palin at the Faith and Freedom Coalition’s Road to Majority conference. It is even worse than you can imagine. Update with full speech.

Courtesy of Mediaite:  

“It seems so Orwellian around here,” Palin said. “Before 1984, terms like ‘leading from behind’ meant following. The other day the White House testified before Congress, bragging that they used the ‘least untruthful statement.’ Where I come from that’s called a lie.” 

“Yes, officials lied, and government spied,” Palin rhymed. “In Benghazi, government lied, and Americans died. These scandals are coming at us so fast and furious.” 

“It reminds me of a comedy bit from my really, really good friends at Saturday Night Live,” Palin said. “They should think of me as a friend, for a while I was supplying more job security for the Tina Feys of the world and doing more for those employment numbers than Obama’s ever done.” 

Palin proceeded to do her best Amy Poehler impression. 

“Our government spied on every single one of your phone calls,” she said, “but it couldn’t find two pot-smoking deadbeat Bostonians with a hotline to terrorist central in Chechnya. Really? And it’s built apparatus to sneak into all of the good guys’ communications, but oopsy-daisy! It missed the Fort Hood mass-murder of our own troops, despite this Islamic terrorist declaring his ideology in numerous army counseling sessions and on his own business cards. But no red flags there. Really?” 

Palin also asked Reed to sic her on any protestors outside the conference. “Easy to spot them in the parking lot, in their itty-bitty purple Volts,” Palin said. “What gives them away is that Reelect Obama bumper sticker. That bumper sticker might as well say, ‘Yeah, I’m still dense.’”

Wow, she is REALLY doubling down on the tough talk these days. She must be taking that whole "pit-bull" thing seriously.

Just in case you think that hair is due to a bad angle on the photograph I assure you that it is not. THAT is actually what she looked like today. And you can see that for yourself if you click the mediaite link and watch the video.


Update: I found the entire speech. It is even more bizarre than the original clip, if you can believe it.

Did she really suggest that there are armed IRS agents? The woman is incredibly vicious in her attacks on the President and on liberals.

I also could not help but notice that there was really only a smattering of applause for her "zingers."

I know, I know, I'm awesome. No need to applaud.

Update 2: For those of you who cannot bring themselves to listen to the whole video, here are a couple more of her more batshit crazy comments courtesy of Politico:

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin outlined her disdain for Washington political culture in a speech Saturday morning, denouncing Democrats’ “religious faith in the power of government” and calling D.C. a “hot mess.” (WTF? She came to the conference sporting THAT hairstyle, and it's Washington that's the "hot mess?")


“The problem is government grown so big that it intrudes into every aspect of our lives. It’s grown so arrogant that it thinks we work for it instead of it works for us,” she said at the Faith and Freedom Coalition’s “Road to Majority” conference in D.C. “The problem is, that these politicos with these religious faith in the power of government and elitist disdain for the rights of people … the scandals infecting this city, they are a symptom of a bigger disease.” 

“Our government’s spying on every single one of your phone calls but couldn’t find two pot-smoking deadbeat Bostonians with a hotline to terrorist central in Chechnya – really?” she said, referring to the two men connected to the Boston marathon bombings in April. 

Palin also made reference to former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush’s comments yesterday that immigration reform is necessary because immigrants are “more fertile,” saying that way of discussing the issue “dangerous territory.” 

“And I say this as someone that’s kind of fertile myself,” she quipped. (Not since you had those tubes tied, after Piper's birth, you're not.)


The former governor and vice presidential candidate made reference to her many critics, saying dealing with criticism is “something I do well.” 

“What gives them away is that ‘Re-elect Obama’ bumper sticker,” she said. “That bumper sticker might as well say, yeah, I’m still dense.” 

As for the United States’ involvement in conflicts in the Middle East, Palin said until the country has a president “who knows what they’re doing, I say let Allah sort it out.” 

"Let Allah sort it out." And THAT folks was a woman who wanted to be one septuagenarian's heartbeat away from the presidency. 

Sarah Palin gets invited to help energize the Teabaggers and inspire them to destroy government one election at a time.

"What? Seriously? You're going to invite me to an actual conference? What's in it for me?"

Courtesy of Earned Media: 

The Faith & Freedom Coalition is pleased to announce that Governor Sarah Palin will be addressing the "Road to Majority" Conference, June 13-15 at the JW Marriot Hotel in Washington, DC. The "Road to Majority" Conference is one of the premier events for people of faith and conservative activists. 

The conference will energize, train, and equip our top activists and chapter leaders on voter registration, voter education, get-out-the-vote, lobbying their legislators, building a church and neighborhood organization, and utilizing social media to mobilize supporters. 

When: Thursday, June 13, 2013, 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM 

Where: The Pavilion Ronald Reagan Building and International Trade Center 1300 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, DC 

When: Friday, June 14, 2013- Saturday, June 15, 2013 

Where: JW Marriot Hotel 1331 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, DC Governor 

Palin will speak Saturday morning and joins other notable speakers including:  Senator Ted Cruz, Senator Rand Paul, Senator Marco Rubio, Governor Rick Perry, former Senator Rick Santorum, former Governor Jeb Bush, Rep Paul Ryan, Rep. Michelle Bachmann, Ambassador John Bolton, Rep. Randy Forbes, Rep. Louie Gohmert, Senator Mike Lee, radio host Michael Medved, actor John Ratzenberger, Dr. Pat Robertson, Senator Mike Lee, Senator Ron Johnson, Senator Jeff Sessions, Donald Trump, and former Rep. Allen West.


Senator Ted Cruz, Rand Paul. Governor Rick Perry, the newest quitter in chief Michelle Bachmann, and Louie Gohmert? This reads like a who's who of "What in the hell did they just say?" 

All of these sorry excuse for political leaders at one conference AND Sarah Palin?

Well one thing is for sure, she will be among her people.

You know the stupid and desperate.

Hell I wish them well. Because the more Republicans who listen to Ted Cruz, Louie Gohmert, Michelle Bachmann, and Sarah Palin, the easier it will be for the Democrats to win elections.