Phoenix paper does not take kindly to the idea of Sarah Palin becoming a resident of Arizona. Aww, let me call the Whambulance!

"Hey Arizona. I'm going to live here forever! And there is nothing you can do about it!"

Courtesy of the Phoenix New Times:  

A whole lot of Alaskans seem to think that Sarah Palin is now an Arizonan, according to poll results. 

Nice try, Alaskans. 

According to the PPP survey of Alaskans, 47 percent say Palin's still Alaskan, and 46 percent say she's not. Those people who say she's not Alaskan apparently think Palin -- who's claimed to be a part-time Scottsdale resident for the past couple of years -- is now Arizonan. 

The poll results show that 37 percent of the people thought it was "more appropriate for Palin to run for office in Arizona, rather than Alaska. Forty-one percent found it more appropriate that Mama Grizzly runs in Alaska. 

(Note that just 25 percent of the people participating in the poll said they were "very liberal" or even "somewhat liberal.") 

Overall, it was a good effort by Alaskans, but no thanks -- you can keep her. 

Here, as an Alaskan let me reply to this as articulately as I can.

NO, NO, NO!

We had her long enough, she is Arizona's problem now!

Deal with it!

And if you don't like it then let me suggest that you find a way to start filing ethics charges against her.

THAT'S how we got rid of her.