Since we don't quite have enough ridiculousness in politics these days Ted Nugent threatens to run for office as well.

From ole poopy pants Facebook page: 

If these GOP sonsabitches dont get it right this time I will come charging in as the ultimate WE THE PISSED OFF PEOPLE Mr FixIt Consitutional firebreathing shitkicker candidate from hell! 

Well there's a campaign bumper sticker if ever I saw one. 

Now typically I would immediately discount the Motor City moron's chances as between "No fucking way" to "What, are you brain damaged?"

But let's face it we just learned how incredibly stupid a vast number of the American voting population are so who are we to say that a woman hating, draft dodging, profanity spouting, ammosexual could not get elected as well?

Nugent currently has homes in Illinois, Michigan, and Texas.

If he actually were to do this, which I doubt he would, he could easily get elected in Texas where being an asshole is essentially the prime prerequisite for entering politics.

Besides just think of how much fun it would be to cover this shit stain as he went around vomiting out his patented stupidity and embarrassing his state, his gender, and essentially the entire human race.

It would kind of be like covering Donald Trump if instead of a silver spoon, he was born with a silver straitjacket.

In Europe Sarah Palin poops on Christmas just like she poops on her felow Americans here in this country.

Courtesy of Wonkette:

In parts of Spain there is an ancient tradition of placing a whimsical figurine called a caganer within the region’s elaborate nativity displays. Caganer means “little pooper” — because that’s what it is, and that’s what it does. The caganer is a mischievous figure always found within the Christmas displays of Catalonia and Valencia, as well as in parts of Italy, France and Portugal. It is always seen crouched with its pants around its ankles, with a pile of poop behind it. And finally, in the charming Catholic-Catalan culture, a purpose has been found for the figure of Sarah Palin. 

See, this is why Spain does not need “GOP debates” at Christmastime. Anyway, in our dumb modern era even the Catalonians are not satisfied with their delightful pagan traditions, so they now purchase novelty caganer figures based on notorious people such as Earth’s least-loved grifter, Sarah Palin.

Now I have no idea what kind of bizarre scatological traditions they celebrate in other countries, but I just have to say that they captured, not only Sarah Palin's likeness perfectly, but also the essence of her character perfectly.

Palin has been shitting all over the rights of her fellow Americans, her paint chip eating supporters, and her own brain cell deficient family for far too long. It is just gratifying to see that crappy attitude captured in a little statuette for all the world to see.

Well done you Spanish porcelain poop producers you.  Well done.

Perhaps this is why the makers of "The Undefeated" will not be showing their Sarah Palin propaganda film in Alaska.

One of the members of our IM community took a recent trip to Alaska.

While visiting Skagway, she happened to see this rather decorative automobile.

You see the Palin-bots can peddle their Sarah Palin revisionist history all they want down in the Lower 48, but Alaskans know EXACTLY who Sarah Palin is.

And we also know that she eats poop.