I finally know what in the hell Roseanne Barr is tweeting about. And I wish I didn't.

President Trump has freed so many children held in bondage to pimps all over this world. Hundreds each month. He has broken up trafficking rings in high places everywhere. notice that. I disagree on some things, but give him benefit of doubt-4 now.

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) March 31, 2018

Okay so that tweet has been sent to me a number of times since yesterday, but I had no fucking idea what she was referring to so I did not know what to post about it.

Well now I know.

Courtesy of Newsweek: 

The tweet seems to allude to a conspiracy theory known as The Storm, which emerged after Trump quipped at a photo op last October about it being “the calm before the storm.” 

Those who believe in the theory allege that cabals of high-ranking Democrats run child sex rings attended by celebrities, which Trump is breaking up. 

QAnon refers to a user of internet messaging board 4Chan, who claims to be a White House official with secret knowledge of the investigation into the sex trafficking ring.

“QAnon believers are convinced that the world is run by a nefarious deep state cabal of Democrats, celebrities, and intelligence community figures (many of whom, they claim, are pedophiles),” writes blogger Will Sommer, who monitors right-wing media, on Mediate. 

“Trump is about to take them all down, in their telling, often with sealed indictments that are hidden from the public. Hence Barr’s tweets about massive pedophile networks.”

Jesus.....H......Christ!

I mean seriously, what are these people huffing that makes this kind of bullshit seem even remotely plausible? 

Now of course the only reason that this crazy lady's tweets are even relevant right now is because ABC has decided to raise a zombiefied version of her old sitcom. And now the newly resurrected program seems hell bent on making Donald Trump palatable to the average American.

Now I will admit that back in the day I watched "Roseanne" and I even liked it at the time.

However in my defense I don't think I realized that she was out of her ever loving mind.

But I have NO intention of watching this reboot, and it is not because I do not have a lot of love for John Goodman, Laurie Metcalfe, and Sara Gilbert, because believe me I do.

But I would not even talk to my own mother if I found out she voted for, or supported, Donald Trump.

And this is not a partisan issue, this is an issue of having respect for somebody even as a fellow human being.

Donald Trump is the most rancid piece of shit to ever run for political office, so it is simply impossible for me to understand how any sentient being could have convinced themselves to cast a vote which allowed him to occupy the most important office in the country, if not in the world.

Some things are unforgivable, and that is one of them.

Even some of the folks at ABC are starting to have second thoughts.

In the wake of my Roseanne article I've been contacted by multiple people at ABC who've told me there's a real discomfort among many of the employees with the propagandist nature of the reboot and a feeling that the project is meant to monetize Trump's base.

— Jared Yates Sexton (@JYSexton) March 31, 2018

Gee, ya think?

SarahPAC has been given a new look. You know what that means. Yep, nothing at all.

Here's the fancy new Sarah PAC homepage! You know what to do http://t.co/EZFJlFc7Yr
— M.Joseph Sheppard (@MJosephSheppard) February 14, 2015

Yeah out of curiosity I visited the site earlier today and it now has video in the background of majestic Alaskan mountains, Sarah Palin giving a speech, Sarah Palin giving another speech, Sarah Palin given yet another speech, a bear, an eagle, Sarah Palin waving to a crowd, Sarah Palin waving to another crowd, Sarah Palin standing on a boat, Sarah Palin shaking hands, Sarah Palin looking threateningly at a baby, it was quite a busy looking place.

So if Palin is willing to have her PAC waste money on upgrades to the page it can only mean one thing......she really needs to get people to start sending her money again.

But they won't.

I mean the usual morons will, but I seriously doubt that too many new folks will think that is a good place to throw away their hard earned money.

Especially after the speech in Iowa, and hauntingly non-presidential moments like this one.

Look at me, I want to be President!

Hey believe me, I understand her sense of panic.

SarahPAC is now hemorrhaging money at the same rate that Bristol goes through baby daddies. It's bad!

If this keeps up Palin many have to do something drastic.

Something once considered completely out of the question.

Something that would terrify her close friends and family.

Sarah Palin might actually have to throw her roadkill wig into the ring and run for President in 2016.

I know, can you imagine?

It would literally be the worst thing to happen to the many years old fake Sarah Palin political pole dance. This time the paint chip eaters might expect a little more than a just tease, this time if she wants dollar bills stuffed into her g-string they might expect her to go all the way.