Showing posts with label satisfaction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label satisfaction. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Who wouldn't take a shot?

You know when I first saw this I thought it looked a little silly, but the more I thought about it the more I wish I had an opportunity to work off a little of my rage by kicking that huge flabby ass.

By the way I understand that was fashioned on Trump's actual derriere.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Just for fun, because it made me laugh.

I actually had a friend years ago who was distraught because he was so turned on by his wife that he could barely get the tip in before it was all over.

He asked me why she was not flattered by that?

I told him that flattery might get you into the bedroom but after that you need to let her know it was worth giving you the shot.

He did try just about everything, including pleasuring himself before approaching her for sex, but nothing seemed to help.

In the end she left him for her boss, who apparently was not much for flattery but all about her orgasms.

I am always amazed by things that people volunteer to share with me. No idea why.