Showing posts with label theology. Show all posts
Showing posts with label theology. Show all posts

Monday, August 24, 2015

Woman gives up on men, marries Jesus. I forget is necrophilia a sin?

Courtesy of News.com: 

After years of soul searching, a 38-year-old theology teacher has decided to wed the son of God. 

Jessica Hayes married Jesus Christ in a festive ceremony at the Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception in Fort Wayne, Indiana on Saturday. 

While it wasn’t the wedding day she’d imagined as a little girl, the consecrated virgin still grappled with the big question facing brides-to-be: what to wear. 

“I’ve seen so many wedding dresses over the years that I think I’ve probably changed my mind very many times. I had to really consider the appropriateness of the occasion for my dress,” Ms Hayes told WANE.com. 

“I wanted my shoulders to be covered, and I would have to lie prostrate before the altar, so I really wanted to make sure that I was well-covered in a way that still shows the beauty of a bride.”

Yep, nothing crazy about marrying a guy that's been dead for over 2000 years. And, spoiler alert Christians, probably was never alive in the first place. 

Oddly enough his woman is not the first who chose to be the "Bride of Jesus" as there are apparently 230 "consecrated virgins" in the United States and 3000 world wide.

And yes, before anybody corrects me, I do realize that she is not technically a necrophiliac unless she can find the body of Jesus and then give it the time of its un-life.

Of course if she found the body she would also completely destroy Christianity.

But hey, at least it would have gone out with a bang. 

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

The great Carl Sagan completely debunks Creationism using something they call "science."

I love it!

My favorite part is that he explains the facts so eloquently and casually that it leaves little room for disagreement.

Well, for the rational among us anyway.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Christianity done right.

I think we need more churches like this.

And I'm an Atheist!

Monday, February 20, 2012

Rick Santorum goes the "Full Monty" on his dislike of public education, environmentalists, and....prenatal testing?

Over the weekend Rick "Frothy Mixture" Santorum decided to stop using that frustrating internal self editing process and just let his inner Cotton Mather run free.

Here is what he had to say, courtesy of the Huffington Post.

"I've repeatedly said I don't question the president's faith," Santorum told host Bob Schieffer, denying what some have said was a signal that Santorum had challenged the legitimacy of Obama's Christianity. "I've repeatedly said that I believe the president's Christian -- he says he's Christian. But I am talking about his worldview, the way he addresses problems in this country, and they're different than most people view it in America." 

In other words, he's a Christian, but not the right KIND of Christian. I see what you did there Frothy.


In a speech to Tea Party conservatives on Saturday in Columbus, Ohio, Santorum had dismissed Obama's politics as being based in "some phony theology." 

"It's not about you. It's not about your quality of life. It's not about your jobs," Santorum said. "It's about some phony ideal, some phony theology. Oh, not a theology based on the Bible. A different theology." 

An incredulous Bob Schieffer began his interview with Santorum Sunday by asking, "What in the world were you talking about?" 

"I was talking about the radical environmentalists," Santorum said, suggesting that they believe man should protect the earth, rather than "steward its resources." "I think that is a phony ideal. I don't believe that's what we're here to do ... We're not here to serve the earth. That is not the objective, man is the objective." 

In other words, according to Santorum's "theology," the planet earth is specifically put here to be environmentally raped and  stripped of its resources even IF that condemns future generations to enormous suffering or even the end of the human race as we know it. So THAT'S what a Christian is?


Earlier in the day on Saturday, Santorum had also said that health insurance plans shouldn't be required to cover prenatal testing, because that testing results in more abortions, as well as contending that government-run public education was "anachronistic." 

"Free prenatal testing ends up in more abortions and therefore less care that has to be done, because we cull the ranks of the disabled in our society," Santorum told the Ohio Christian Alliance conference. 

Asked by Schieffer about his claims that prenatal testing leads to more abortions, Santorum insisted that this was "a fact." 

"We're talking about specifically prenatal testing, and specifically amniocentesis, which is a procedure that actually creates a risk of having a miscarriage when you have it, and is done for the purposes of identifying maladies of a child in the womb. And in many cases -- and in fact in most cases -- most physicians recommend, if there is a problem, they recommend abortion," Santorum said.

On this last point it kind of sounds like Santorum is directly challenging Sarah Palin's pro-life stance, and special needs parenting credibility.

As she stated to the newspapers and in her book, pro-life Palin supposedly had the amniocentesis procedure done at 12 weeks, even though it is not supposed to be performed until between the 15th and 20th week of pregnancy. (Of course Palin had to have "had" the procedure, or else how could she explain knowing about Trig's condition before he was born?)

Here is Santorum saying that, not only does that procedure place the fetus at risk, but that there is no reason for an anti-abortion advocate to even have it done.

Aha! So the gauntlet has been thrown. What say you to that Sister Sarah?

And let's also remind ourselves that this rhetoric has done NOTHING to damage Santorum's standings with the faithful (As of right now he leads Romney by eight points nationally), and in fact this kind of talk might be the very thing that has brought him to the front of the pack.

So there you go Americans. THIS is who the Republicans think should be the leader of the free world.

Still considering staying home this November?