Sarah Palin calls into her favorite Alaska radio show. Slams Sean Parnell, defends ACES, and sorta, kinda endorses Parnell's gubernatorial rival.

Palin's response to a question about why Parnell is doing away with the Alaska's Clear and Equitable Share program which was the legacy of her short time in office.

"Well bless his heart. Remember that Sean Parnell came from the oil industry. He was, you know, and employee of Conoco-Phillips, you know being an attorney for the cause there, lobbying for the cause there, so perhaps that's ingrained in him."

Ouch!

Palin then goes on to kind of endorse Parnell's 2010 primary opponent, and current candidate for Governor, Bill Walker.

"I heard recently Bill Walker on your show. That's another morning that I tried to call in but a lot of listeners must have been calling in. It was a pretty busy morning. Bill Walker he's got his thumb on the pulse of, I think, most Alaskans, who care about the future of this state, and don't want to see government grow, they want to see empowerment of the people."

As somebody certified in CPR I feel obligated to point out that you do not take a pulse with your thumb unless it your own pulse you are checking.

It has been quite some time since Palin has deigned to call into the Bob and Mark show. Though as we know she has been calling into conservative talk shows in other parts of the country.

I found her little passive aggressive swipe at Parnell kind of interesting, considering the fact that he continues to provide cover for her up here in Alaska.

Hmm, perhaps he will rethink that strategy.

Alaska shock jocks Bob and Mark wanted to record Palin giving birth to Trig. Can everybody say "Eeeww!"

I am trying to pace these e-mail stories out a little bit as there is just an enormous amount of information in them.  In order not to trip all over myself while trying to get them posted, I have decided to focus on about one a day.

Today's selection is one that has some rather odd revelations about the relationship that two Anchorage based DJ's assumed they had to with Sarah Palin, while also providing fodder to help imagine the comedic implications that could have ensued if Palin had actually taken these two imbeciles up on their idea.

Here are the e-mails in question:

gov. sarah@yahoo.com wrote: 

Wants KWHL to throw me a baby shower. I say "yes", if the gifts can go to these young Army wives who don’t have much, they’re far from their families, the dads aren’t there for the newborns first months, etc. And now Ft. Wainwright’s aviation unit was notified of a four month extension on deployments. Would u assign someone to work with Bob on that angle? 

Thanks 

Sent from my BlackBerry® device from Cellular One 

From: Kris Perry 
To: ExternalEmailgsp 
Cc: Leighow, Sharon W (GOV) 
Sent: Mon Mar 10 19:53:44 2008 
Subject: Re: Bob Lester 

Yes, I’ll give him a call initially and then have someone work with him on details. Love the idea about the young army wives. 

So far this sounds very reasonable and appropriate, and you kind of have to give Palin credit for thinking about military wives. (Though her generosity COULD be the result of some guilty feelings I guess.)


But then it gets weird.


From: Kris Perry 
Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:25:58 
To:gov.sarah@yahoo.com, Sharon Leighow 
Subject: Re: Bob Lester 

I spoke w/Bob. He agrees on the donation and thinks it’s great. He brought up the possibility of doing it after the baby is born so the baby would be present as well. He’s envisioning ALOT of people, i.e. Egan Center and I’m not too sure about that idea. 

We’ll work out details once timeframe is determined. 

He also asked again about the live audio recording of the birth and what you thought. A private moment? 

WTF? Bob Lester wanted to record the Governor of his state WHILE she was giving birth to another human being, and then play that tape on the air for his radio audience? And he believed in his chances of getting a positive response from Palin enough to ask multiple times? Really?

"Eeewww!"

gov. sarah@yahoo.com wrote: 

Don’t want to take this too far. Kinda wish I hadnt had to tell anyone, but crazy to think it could have been hidden long. No- no Egan, and I’m not going to assume this will be as smooth and easy as the other kids’ births, so can’t imagine inviting in a rock radio microphone. 

Sent from my BlackBerry® device from Cellular One 

Wait! She's "not going to assume this will be as smooth and easy as the other kids births?"

That concern was certainly NOT reflected in her famous "Letter from God," written less than a month later, in which "God" clearly states "I let Trig's mom have an exceptionally comfortable pregnancy so she could enjoy every minute of it, and I even seemed to rush it along so she could wait until near the end to surprise you with the news." But a month earlier Sarah/God was worried that this birth might be MORE challenging than those preceding it? (Kind of hard to imagine since this was a fake pregnancy, which would be followed by a fake birth. OH! I see the problem.)


Now it should be noted that Palin has always had a rather bizarre and cozy relationship with Bob and Mark. 

They laughed together over Lyda Green's cancer.

Bob and Mark got into hot water for being disrespectful to Alaska natives, so they have that in common. 


Piper has called in to the show, apparently while she was left alone watching Trig. As has Bristol. So Bob Lester has become like part of the family I suppose.


And of course Palin had also PROMISED to announce her decision about running for office on their radio program. (Though of course she didn't.)


However, regardless of their relationship over the years, WHY did these two yahoos believe that Palin might let them record perhaps the most private, and excruciatingly painful, experience that a woman ever goes through in her life?  

Are they really that dim? (Actually I can tell you from experience, that yes they are, yes they really ARE that dim!) 


Of course the request was moot, because Palin would eventually fly back from Texas in the dead of night to produce this child before any media could get to the hospital in time to bear witness to the "blessed event." 

"I was pregnant, and now there's a baby. Nothing to see here. So move along!"

Still I cannot help wondering what might have been, if Palin HAD agreed to stage a radio dramatization of a woman giving birth. 


Do you think it would have supported her version of events? Or do you think she would have screwed it up so badly that her deception would have been uncovered well BEFORE John McCain was "convinced" to pick her for his running mate?

Palin going back to her roots, and talking to the two most dedicated Palin panty sniffers on the Alaska airwaves.

Some low lights from this self pitying interview:

Palin at the 8:24 mark: "I came very close to saying yes..I..I..certainly did not want to string people along..and..and I did NOT do that."

Uh, yes you did!

Bob at the 9:51 mark: "Now millions and millions of dollars has been raised in a lot of different action committees in the hopes that you were going to mount a campaign against Barack Obama. Where does that money go?

Palin: "Um you know I ...don't think that there are millions and millions of dollars sitting out there..um..waiting to be used for Sarah Palin to mount a campaign against Barack Obama. Um but PAC dollars will be used in support of efforts to get the right people elected. And speaking of money though, you guys need to remember that this is, it is a battle in front of us and we need to be aggressive and we need to be very wise in how we go forward in..um..try to fulfill this mission of getting the right people elected and turn the country around. Blah, blah, blah."

Bob at the 12:07 mark: " Do you think, I mean if I made a donation of $500..uh..in thinking it was going to go to you to campaign because I really wanted you to be the President of the United States. Do you think its fair to tell that person well she's not running so we're going to use it for this other person, who I might NOT support, Do you think that legitimately people could say, Hey listen I want my money back? And if they DID say that what happens to that request?" (Does anybody else think that Bob might want his $500 back?)

Palin: "Um SarahPAC has a million dollars in it. And if that's the.. those contributions that you were speaking of I can speak to THAT. I'm not in charge of SarahPAC but of course that is the one that is closely associated with me..but..SarahPAC, with the 1.1 million dollars in it..I..I don't believe that people have been ever under the impression that..that SarahPAC was ONLY for..in case Sarah Palin ran for president."

Seriously? Is she that completely out to lunch?  These people ONLY gave money because she teased them into a frenzy over the possibility that SHE might run for president.I can guarantee they do NOT want their money to go to any other candidate. She should give the ma full refund, with interest.

Bob at the 14:03 mark: "Was there ANYONE in your family that said, I want you to run for President, Mom?"

Palin: "Took that vote of the kids and it was..it was..half and half in support." 

I don't EVER want to hear another Palin-bot claim that the Left wing bloggers are attacking her children again. She just held up her children as flesh and blood shields to deflect anger and frustration from some of the most unhinged people in this country. Her supporters.

The truth of the matter is, as Bristol let slip months ago, that she had made her decision NOT to run a long, long time ago, and was only stringing the inbred paint chip eaters along in order to continue using them as her own private ATM machines.

And now becasue she is such a fucking coward she has used her family, yet again, as an excuse to do something that she NEVER actually had any intention of doing in the first place.

And one more thing, while I am on the subject of children, asking questions about the circumstances surrounding the birth of a child that was used to deflect questions about ANOTHER politically convenient child, is NOT attacking her family!

It is a little thing called "journalism." And in the next couple of days I will demonstrate that the answer to those questions holds the key to understanding exactly how, and hopefully why, Sarah Palin was able to trick everybody in the mainstream media, and several close family members as well, into believing that she had actually given birth to a Down syndrome little boy who COINCIDENTALLY gave her the pro-life credibility to allow certain factions in the GOP to force her onto John McCain's 2008 ticket.

Stay tuned folks, this is going to be a barn burner!

Could there be a MORE appropriate day for Sarah Palin to announce her candidacy for 2012 than on April 1st? I don't think so.

From Hollywood Life:

A source from the station tells HollywoodLife.com, “Looks like Palin might be on this Friday at 7:30 a.m. Working out details now, but right now it’s about 99% locked in. Gonna be a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!” Sarah has said all along — including on the final episode of her TLC show Sarah Palin’s Alaska — that she would announce her candidacy on the radio via Bob and Mark.

You know Hollywood Life is right, Palin DID promise that if she were to announce her candidacy it WOULD happen on the Bob and Mark Show. (Which all by itself demonstrates Palin's complete lack of seriousness.)

The funny thing is that earlier today I was on the phone with a friend from England who was asking me what I thought about this. I started to respond with "It is a ridiculous notion that Sarah Palin would tell the world she is running for President on April Fool's Day. I mean she would have to be"...and then I stopped.

She would have to be what?

I ended up telling my friend that I had no idea if she would announce or not, but that if ANYBODY would choose such a ridiculous day it would HAVE to be Klondike Kardashian herself.

So do I think Sarah Palin is actually going to announce that she is throwing her hat into the ring for 2012? I would REALLY like to say, "Of course not!"  However this IS Sarah "death panels, blood libel, squirmishes" Palin.

What BETTER day for her to announce perhaps the most foolish, and ill-conceived Presidential candidacy of all time, than on April the first, better known as April Fool's Day?

BTW personally I will NOT be listening to the Bob and Mark show on Friday, because I have a low tolerance for assholes.  But if any of you hear that she announces, please let me know and, just as soon as I stop laughing, I will put up a post excoriating her for being such a moron.

For those who may still find themselves on the fence about whether Bristol Palin wrote that Facebook post down below, here she is on the Bob and Mark Show demonstrating her REAL personality.

For those who may not be aware, the Bob and Mark show is the same radio program that had Sarah Palin on laughing in response to Bob Lester calling cancer survivor, Lyda Green, both a "cancer" and a "bitch."

So here we have Bristol on laughing as they call Keith Olbermann a "dick."  The snotty acorn certainly does not fall far from the bitchy tree now does it?

Are these idiots actually comparing the birth of Tripp to lung cancer?  And not one word of argument from his mother?  Especially a mother who has made hundreds of thousands of dollars simply for having given birth to him?

And then, almost unbelievably, Bristol goes on to say that IF a teenager does NOT have a child at this age her life will so much easier.  Easier than Bristol Palin's?  The same Bristol Palin who gets paid $30,000 to talk about giving birth?  The same Bristol Palin who made a reported $345,000 for allowing her partner Mark Ballas to dance all around her on national television as she shook her bosoms at the camera?

Does Bristol even have a clue that she is indeed sending the exact opposite message? Wait, what am I saying?  That was a stupid question.

Later Bristol displays more ignorance by saying she does not believe she will ever have to explain to Tripp when he is older why she referred to him as a mistake and told young women not to have babies like him of their own. Her  reasoning is because Tripp knows he is a gift from God. Uh oh, I think I know where this is going!

Then they bring on John Ziegler to increase the intensity of attack on Olbermann.  Ziegler is perhaps one of the biggest Palin panty sniffers of all time!

You know if Bristol really wants to go on MSNBC and sit at the table with Keith Olbermann, I am relatively sure he would be accommodating.  After all it is not the MEDIA which is afraid of the Palins, but rather the other way around.

I think it is amazing that, of all of the possible media outlets the Palin family could choose to get out their message, they choose these two morons.  Even little Piper Palin has been encouraged to call in and talk on the air with these two reprobates.

Look once again I have to disagree with Olbermann's assigning of WPITW to Bristol, but their over the top response makes for an amazing look into how the Palin publicity machine gets all "wee wee'd up" and starts repeatedly shooting themselves in the foot. Who is really benefiting by having Bristol on the infantile Bob and Mark show, while the ridiculous John Ziegler calls Keith Olbermann insane?

Once again could ANY of you imagine Malia or Sasha calling into a show like this to express anger at a talk show host?  Or Chelsea Clinton?  Or even the Bush twins? It simply would never happen.

This is the kind of response that you expect from the clueless, and classless.  NOT from a family that aspires to one day sit in the White House.  A dream that, thankfully, becomes less and less realistic every time Sarah Palin or one of her family members gets some unscripted air time.

Bristol Palin goes on the Bob and Mark radio show, perhaps the last rabid Palin-bots in the state, to complain about "people attacking her."

These are the two most disgusting local DJ's to poison our radio waves here in Alaska, so of COURSE they are Sarah Palin's biggest fans.

You may remember that it was on their show that Palin spitefully laughed along as Bob (Lester) referred to cancer survivor, Lyda Green, as a "cancer" and a "bitch."

They also came under fire for putting on a horribly racist skit called "Tlingit's for Cash" which got them into a lot of hot water with the native community.

So why wouldn't Sarah Palin's "Golden Child" seek them out as a forum to express her feelings about how people are reacting to her completely undeserved survival on DWTS?

Listen to her talk.  She fits right in with these two misogynist idiots, doesn't she?

And did you notice that she took yet another shot at Levi?  Apparently it is open season on the father of her son.  Just like it is open season on anybody from DWTS who dares to make her feel bad or does not validate her sense of entitlement.