Showing posts with label tough guy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tough guy. Show all posts

Monday, October 02, 2017

Dakota Meyer attacks somebody at the Las Vegas mass shooting for running away instead of getting killed.

So here is the actual video that this Dan Bilzerian fellow posted, as you can see he was unarmed during the shooting but said he got a gun and headed back. Though of course there was nothing to be done. Now look I really don't know, or care much about this Bilzerian guy. He could be a real douchebag, and according to his Instagram account that is probably somewhat accurate.

But I am still not sure what compelled Meyer to go after him like that on social media.

First off the guy was unarmed, which according to some messages on Dakota's Instagram makes him a pussy right there.

But secondly even if he was armed with a handgun, HOW would that have helped?

The gunman was firing an automatic weapon from the 32nd floor into a crowd of people.

NOBODY fires a handgun and hits a guy 32 floors up except in the dumbest action movies ever made.

The best this guy could probably have done was to shoot out windows on the 20th or 25th floor and hit some poor bastard who was up to that point completely safe.

As for leaving that woman shot in the head, yeah maybe this guy could have provided help if he is trained to do so, but most likely he would have simply been killed as well.

Nobody knows what they would do in a similar circumstance, and only an asshole insults somebody running from a hail of gunfire.

At the time of this post the death toll stands at 58, with 515 wounded.

If this Dan Bilzerian had followed Dakota's advice he would quite likely be number 59, or if lucky number 516.

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Michael Moore seems unimpressed with Donald Trump's tough guy act.

Today I went & stood in front of Trump Tower & held a sign until the police came. Then I went home & wrote Donald a...

Posted by Michael Moore on Wednesday, December 16, 2015
Well now, that's an interesting story.

Not that I ever bought that chest pounding from Donald Trump, or any of the GOP candidates for that matter, in the first place.

Tuesday, December 08, 2015

Ted Cruz gets his chicken hawk on in muy macho new campaign ad, and takes the top spot in the Iowa polls.

Courtesy of HuffPo: 

"If I’m elected to serve as commander in chief, we won’t cower in the face of evil. America will lead," Cruz says in the first 30-second spot, which aired during the Big 10 Conference’s college football championship game Saturday. "We’ll rebuild our military. We’ll kill the terrorists. And every Islamic extremist will know, if you wage jihad against us, you’re signing your death warrant."

You know it's been awhile since I had to put the fear of God into anybody, but I am fairly confident that if given a few minutes alone with Rafael, I could get hims to piss his pants AND give me his lunch money.

He is just another tough talking panty waist who would pass out in terror if ever confronted by real danger.

After all, EVERYBODY feels tough while hiding behind the American military.

However this is political porn to certain Republicans who have now put Cruz in the lead position in the newest Iowa polls:Cruz gets 24 percent support among likely Republican caucus goers, a significant lead over Trump's 19 percent. His fellow senator Marco Rubio of Florida comes in third with 17 percent support, and former neurosurgeon Ben Carson nets 13 percent support.

Once again I am left completely confused as to how ANYBODY could see Ted "Rafael" Cruz as the Commander-in-Chief.

I would not elect this guy as a crossing guard outside of an elementary school, much less give him the most powerful job in the world.

Friday, November 06, 2015

I still think Jimmy Carter could kick Donald Trump's ass in a street fight.

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And don't forget Hillary sat through an eleven hour Benghazi hearing without breaking a sweat.

Even when her voice started to crack she refused to stop slapping the Benghazi out of Trey Gowdy, and his crew of pinheads.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Speaking of the NRA, here is a lame Chuck Norris "Get Out the Vote" advertisement that they paid for.

Here are the ten reasons provided courtesy of AATTP: 

No. 10: “You can always ignore my advice. The dinosaurs did.” 

No. 9: “Because I’ll know if you don’t.” 

No. 8: “You have time right now. I know, because I’m standing right behind you.” 

No. 7: “It’s taken me a lifetime to earn your respect. You can earn mine by registering to vote. 

No. 6: “Because I said so [pounding fists].” 

No. 5: “Anyone can throw a punch. It takes a real man or woman to punch a voter registration card.” 

No. 4: “Because the other guys don’t want you to. Well, I know who they are.” 

No. 3: “The only thing stronger than these? [Holds up his fists] Your vote.” 

No. 2: “I get asked for my autograph all the time. Now your government is asking for yours.” 

No. 1: “With one hand I can crush coal into a diamond. [Makes crushing motion with one hand.] With yours you can protect your rights.” 

aaaand… 

No. 11: “Because Chuck Norris can have as many reasons as he wants.” Chuck Norris and the NRA want gun owners to vote.

You have to know that during the clenched fists portion of this video that old Chuckie's aged knuckles were firing of like a 21 gun salute to irrelevance.

The man is 74 years old for fuck's sake.

He may have been a bad ass in his day, but there are ten year olds that could kick his ass and take his Social Security check these days.

As always after watching Norris act like the toughest guy in the nursing home, I will cleanse my palate by watching the far more talented, and bad ass, Bruce Lee kick his ass.

I have seen that over a hundred times now. Never gets old.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Apparently GOP cowards are making a habit of pretending that they want to take a swing at someone. First Tagg Romney and now Sarah Palin's pop, Chuck Heath.

Click a Chuck and watch them suck.
Courtesy of Newshounds:

In case you missed it, Sarah Palin’s father and brother, Chuck Heath, Sr. and Chuck Heath, Jr., have a new book out about her and they’ve been making regular appearances on Fox News to promote it. Last night was the Hannity show’s turn. 

First off, her father pegged her as a liar for saying in her book that she didn’t take the eyeballs of the moose (I kid you not) her Dad handed her when they went hunting together before school. “I handed them to her and in her book she said that she didn’t take ‘em. But I saw her take ‘em,” Daddy Chuck said. 

After a round of laughter, Hannity asked how they deal with “the smears, the attacks, the names.” He meant the ones toward poor widdle Sarah, not the ones that are her stock in trade. 

Brother Chuck said: 

"We’ve been listening to this for the last four years… It never stops and there’s been times when literally, I’m not kidding, I’ve had to hold him back from going after some of these people that, with the profanity and, you know, they’re hanging on these lies and doing their best to destroy her. It’s been real tough."

WTF? Look I interviewed Chuck Sr. back in 2009 at one of Palin's book signings on the local military base up here (This was BEFORE they had me kicked out at the next one), and he is a very diminutive man, who was so senile he barely even knew where he was. 

I doubt very seriously he EVER wanted to "go after" anybody. In fact he probably would not even know they had insulted his daughter until somebody explained it to him afterward.

This is just another case of this ridiculous desire to make this family appear bad ass, when in fact just the opposite is true. Sure they can bully people while hiding behind the protective skirts of the Grizzled Mama, but on their own, much like Todd, they are really nothing to worry about.

You can click the image to watch the entire interview if you so desire.  If you can stand to hear these two pathetic grifting dipshits talk to the perhaps the biggest asshole at Fox News that is.

Friday, August 10, 2012

"You don't need Chuck Norris. Send in Todd Palin." That may be the most "WTF?" line I have heard in my entire life!

You know here is the thing.

I kind of think this show looks like fun.  I don't usually watch reality TV but I might tune into something like this. After all it DOES look entertaining.

However putting the Toad on there really detracts from the cool factor in my opinion. I mean we want to see tough men and women on the show, pushing themselves to their limits. Not ex-schoolyard bullies whose claim to fame is that they now carry their famous wife's purse for her while she is making one of her Obama bashing appearances somewhere.

I mean come on.

And NOW apparently somebody is trying to resurrect Todd's tarnished image by having Navy Seal sniper Chris Hayes say this: “Going through that knee-high mud will drain anyone except Todd Palin. He’s kind of like God walking on mud out there,” and “you don’t need Chuck Norris. Send in Todd Palin.”

Oh come on!  Why do they insist on pimping the Palin clan as bigger and better than life all of the time?

Sarah did not show how pregnant she was due to her incredibly "tight abs." Bristol graduated from the high school she never attended with a 3.497 GPA. And now Todd is the toughest man this side of Chuck Norris? Or God?

And they wonder WHY we are constantly calling them out on their bullshit!

Look I have NOTHING but disdain for Chuck Norris these days, especially since he is insisting that public schools should reintroduce the Bible as a fucking textbook. However back in the day Chuck was the real deal. He was the Professional Middleweight Karate champion for six consecutive years, and retired with a record of 183 wins, 10 losses, and 2 matches that ended in a tie. That is certainly nothing to sneeze at.

So even if Norris is currently a Bible verse spouting has-been, at least at one time he had actually been somebody worth admiring. Toad is nothing like Norris, as evidenced by the fact that he had to bring his buddies with him to beat up the only black kid in at Wasilla high, and comparing him to Chuck Norris makes him look like an incredible asshole and a pathetic wannabe tough guy.

As for comparing him to God? Well in my opinion they are both works of fiction, so I really don't have much of an issue with that. I'm just saying.

I am sure that they will edit this thing as carefully as they can to make Todd look like a badass but those of us who live in Alaska know exactly what kind of pansy ass he really is, and no amount of quick edits and carefully positioned camera angles will convince us that he is anything but a two bit pimp and a back stabbing bully.

This is just another attempt by the Grizzled Mama to repackage her hillbilly clan as the great American frontier family through the use of reality TV shows.  Well gee, it's certainly worked well for them so far (Right Bristol?), so hell why not?