Showing posts with label Madonna. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Madonna. Show all posts

Thursday, April 03, 2014

Thousands visit miraculous glowing statue of the Madonna. Miracle turns out to be luminous paint.


Courtesy of Catholic Online:  

Thousands had been drawn to a remote Belgian village to see a glowing statue of the Madonna. While mysterious, the reason behind the statue's glow has since been found. A team of scientists from the science faculty at Liege University found that the statue was glowing in the dark because it had been covered with paint containing zinc sulphide. 

"This chemical has a luminous effect and is the reason for the strange light. It's no miracle," Dr. Rudi Cloots, who led the university team said. 

Cloots could not explain why it took 15 years before the glow appeared. The paint was applied to the figure at an unknown date. 

The statue began glowing in mid-January. Police had to control crowds in the village of Jalhay, near Liege who were eager to touch the figure. The statue reportedly began to glow in the kitchen of an elderly couple's home. 

Over 500 people visited the house in one day, eager to pay homage to it. 

" Cloots could not explain why it took 15 years before the glow appeared." I'm guessing that's how long it took the people who owned the house before they stumbled upon the idea of how to take advantage of their superstitious neighbors.

But hey just because it was totally phony does not mean it didn't have miraculous properties.

Four visitors to the statue claimed that they had been cured of physical disabilities after being in the presence of the Madonna.

Hmm, I have to wonder what type of "physical disabilities" are cured by touching a fake, glow in the dark, ceramic statue?

Perhaps the miracle was the vast number of morons living so close to this little village.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Mary Lambert & Madonna performing "Same Love" at The Grammy's last night while Queen Latifah officiates at the marriage for 33 gay and straight couples. The future is here my friends.

I have to take a moment after watching that to dry my eyes.

My daughter burst into my room last night to tell me I needed to see this, and then we watched together while her face broke into the biggest smile I have seen in months.

"This is big Dad. Having this happen at the Grammy's is going to help change people's minds."

I love my little girl, and I so want her to be right, but alas some minds are beyond the reach of love and progress.

This is what Sarah Palin's favorite Fox News contributor tweeted last night after this amazing event.

Just about says it all, don't you think?

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Russell Brand tries to play nice with members of the Westboro "God Hates Fags" Church.

It kind of took me awhile to warm up to Russell Brand (I found his voice a little annoying) but after I saw him in the movies "Get Him to the Greek" and "Arthur" I really started to appreciate him more.

However after seeing how genuinely kind and patient he is with these two UNBELIEVABLE assholes I now feel badly that it took me so long to appreciate him.

Do me a favor and tell me how long it took before you wanted to jump into the video and tell these two douchebags off. (I would have ripped them a new one the minute they walked out with this horribly insulting sign.)