Sarah Palin loses it over fact that daughter's soon to be ex-husband is sticking her with the attorney fees.

Courtesy of Radar Online:  

Mama grizzly Sarah Palin is roaring mad over her estranged son-in-law’s bid to get her daughter, Bristol, to pay his legal fees in the couple’s bitter divorce, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively! 

In papers filed in Texas’ Travis County, Bristol’s baby daddy — Medal of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer — asked the judge to force Bristol to cover his “attorney fees, expenses and costs through the trial.” 

“Sarah is furious!” dished a source close to the former GOP vice presidential candidate.

“What’s really beyond any reasonable expectation is Dakota’s belief that Bristol would EVER give him any money for this divorce!” said an insider.

Man I knew this was going to be entertaining! 

Clearly Dakota knows that the Palins simply do NOT pay for things, so attempting to get them to pay the legal bills will force them to shell out thousands of dollars to fight that, or convince them to settle things quickly to keep the costs low.

If the Palins choose to fight, Dakota can simply air their dirty laundry on gossip sites for thousands of dollars to pay his own legal fees.

Come on, we KNOW that Dakota knows all about what was really going on with Track, and with other Palin family members.

He must have hundreds of embarrassing stories to tell.

Ka-ching, Ka-ching.

Radar Online has learned that Track Palin threatened to shoot his new baby mama in the head.

Track "I abuse women" Palin

Courtesy of Radar Online:  

As Radar reported, Track’s ex-girlfriend and baby mama Jordan Loewe filed for custody of the former couple’s newborn son, Charlie, earlier this month, claiming she was “concerned” about her “safety or the safety of her children.” 

But then, she filed for a restraining order against Track, unleashing a barrage of horrifyingly specific allegations: 

On December 3, she writes in court documents obtained by Radar, “I had brought my son over to visit Track and we started arguing and Track pushed me against the wall while I had our 3 month old son in my arms.” 

Just weeks later on December 22, “He put his hand on my head and squeezed as hard as he could while our son was in the room,” she claims. “He also hawked a giant ball of spit in my face.” 

On on January 8, she alleges, “Track had our son for a couple of hours, then asked me to come get him. When I was on my way he found out I was bringing a girlfriend of mine so there was a third party there – He got angry and told me he was going to ‘put a bullet through my head’ and put us both in the ground.” 

But wait, there's more.

“I had my son in my car driving off his property, and he threw rocks at my car, then got in his truck and followed me,” she writes. 

“He was driving recklessly trying to run me off the road – almost causing an accident multiple times.” In describing her injuries, Loewe says, “I had hand prints (and) red marks on my face (and) head.”

Loewe is asking that Track be kept from communicating with her or her son "in any way." And says she is not after money but only concerned with the her child's safety.

And seriously, who could blame her?

I have to point out that Radar Online could ONLY get this information if somebody leaked it to them .

Remember Track's attorney Kimberlee Colbo filed to keep all of these documents confidential.

I certainly cannot get my hands on them, so somebody clearly sent them to Radar.

Which is a VERY smart move for Loewe's team.

As I have said repeatedly, the Palins cannot stand having their personal shit exposed in the press and they will buckle like an under trained boxer in the first round if they keep trying this thing in the court of public opinion.

I should also point out that these stories completely fit in with the stories I have heard about Track over the years.

He is an angry, woman abusing bully, and he should NEVER be allowed to have a firearm in his possession.

Hey remember that Sarah Palin judge show? Yeah, that's not going to happen.

Courtesy of Radar Online: 

RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that Sarah Palin’s hopes for a reality courtroom show have been dashed. 

“The show has been killed,” a syndication TV source told Radar. 

The former Alaska governor and vice-presidential nominee, 52, reportedly inked a deal last winter with Warm Springs, a production company based in Montana.

Still, “Though Sarah has obvious talent as a commentator, she didn’t resonate with the audience as a judge,” noted the source of Palin, whose stint with FOX News also recently came to an end.

"Didn't resonate with the audience." What, couldn't they find an audience of nose picking farm animal molesters to sit still that long?

Well it's a good thing that Radar Online picked his up because it fell off of my radar a long time ago.

I knew from the very beginning that this was a non-starter.

After all the woman is an idiot.

I would think that Honey Boo Boo has a better shot at sitting behind a bench and handing down legal decisions than Sarah "Are my kids being arrested again?" Palin.

I don't know what is in Palin's immediate future, and I don't think she does either, but we can all rest assured she will fail at it whatever it turns out to be. 

Because that is what she does, fail.

Radar Online has more on the Track Palin/Jordan Loewe custody battle. Update!

Courtesy of Radar Online: 

Track Palin‘s baby mama says she is worried about her newborn’s safety, and RadarOnline.com has learned she wants to control when and where he can see his newborn child! 

As Radar reported, Track’s ex-girlfriend, Jordan Loewe, filed for custody of their newborn child, Charlie Mitchell Palin, last Wednesday. 

According to newly obtained court documents, she is demanding primary physical custody of the 3-month-old child because — she claims — she is “concerned” about her “safety or the safety of her children.” 

Loewe wrote in the paperwork she wanted Track’s visitation to be “COMPLETELY” at her discretion.

Well let's go out on a limb here and say that it appears that Track's rehabilitation did not take.

Instead of getting the kind of jail time and court ordered rehabilitation in a licensed facility that he deserved, the Grizzled Mama used her influence to get her woman beating POS son out of any serious consequences for his behaviors.

However it appears that Jordan is using that incident as leverage and is claiming that she was the victim of his drunken rampage and claims "the incident could influence the custody proceedings."

In other words if Track tries to fight this, she will air all of his dirty laundry in court for everybody to see.

Which is exactly the appropriate tactic when dealing with his dysfunctional group of drunken Wasillabillies.

Update: The Daily Mail has the story as well. 

Excerpts leak from new Megyn Kelly book. I don't think it is going to make Roger Ailes' must read list.

Courtesy of Radar Online:

Kelly — who is in the final months of a $15-million-a-year contract with the network — claims in the book that when Carlson first filed her complaint, Ailes commenced an “intense campaign” to get her and other stars to speak in his defense. 

“I was approached several times, and several times I refused,” she claims in the book, obtained by Radar. 

She insists, however, “There was no way I was going to lie to protect him.” 

Ailes vehemently has denied any misconduct. But Kelly claims in the book that he started to harass her, too, in the summer of 2005, a few months after she was hired as a legal correspondent in Fox’s Washington bureau. 

She writes that she was informed by her managing editor that she’d “captured the attention of Mr. Ailes” and she was summoned to the first of a series of meetings in his Manhattan office. 

“Roger began pushing the limits,” she alleges. “There was a pattern to his behavior. I would be called into Roger’s office, he would shut the door, and over the next hour or two, he would engage in a kind of cat-and-mouse game with me — veering between obviously inappropriate sexually charged comments (e.g. about the ‘very sexy bras’ I must have and how he’d like to see me in them) and legitimate professional advice.”

Kelly claims that Ailes attempted several times to get her to exchange sexual favors for career advancement but she rebuffed him each time.

Ultimately Ailes became more aggressive:

But in January 2006, she claims, he “crossed a new line — trying to grab me repeatedly and kiss me on the lips.” When she shoved him away, she alleges, “he asked me an ominous question: ‘When is your contract up?’ And then, for the third time, he tried to kiss me.”

Kelly claims all of that stopped in about six months after she reported the behavior to a supervisor.

Kelly also claims that she knew crossing Ailes was "a major risk" as the reason for her years of silence.

Radar Online also notes that the book is being published by Harper Collins which is owned by the same company which owns Fox News, so that might mean that though Kelly has free rein to talk about Ailes, she could be limited in making accusations against Fox News itself.

However it is also true that her contract with Fox is up in just a few months, so who knows, we might just get the whole lurid story someday.

Sarah Palin celebrates the fact that her oldest daughter is now hawking t-shirts to make a buck, while behind the scenes she pulls strings to keep her son from facing justice.

Courtesy of the Mat-Su Manipulator's Facebook page:

I absolutely love this!!! Bristol Palin teamed up with Lifehouse Maternity Home in Louisville, KY to create these awesome shirts. Please support this great cause, get your shirt today; boldly show how you really feel about life, God & our 2nd Amendment! 

I love seeing all my kids still smiling and thriving, despite all the false and negative crap still thrown their way by the media. From all that negativity comes good like this - their productive efforts for great causes just like this. Nothing makes me prouder!

Ah yes, one day you're teaching your little one how to get rich without lifting a finger, and the next day they are out selling t-shirts like a hippie cult member on a street corner.

And what a message these shirts send.

I mean it's not often that you see the Ammosexual, Bible thumper, and anti-abortion slogans plastered together in one seemingly incongruous message across a person's chest like this.

How incredibly disturbing.

But hey, I guess it makes a certain tragically under educated Methamphetamine fueled kind of sense. I guess.

In other Palin news it appears that Track Palin has once again allowed his mommy to rescue his warrior bodied ass.

The earlier Court View entry read like this:

Notice that bottom portion where Track was remanded to custody?

Well now that is gone and the entries are as follows:

07/11/2016 
Charge Dismissed by Prosecutor 
Charge Dismissed by Prosecutor Charge(s) 1, 2 disposed with a disposition of 
Charge Dismissed by Prosecutor Charge #1: Originating - AS11.41.230(a)(1): Assault In The 4th Degree - Recklessly Injure 

07/11/2016 Notice of: Notice of: Plea Agreement (Veterans's Court) 

07/11/2016 Motion for Initial Opt-In and Order Wellness Court Motion for Initial Opt-In and Order Anchorage Veterans's Court 
Attorney: Fitzgerald, Kevin T (8711085) 
Filing Party: Palin, Track 
Case Motion #3 

07/11/2016 Order Granting Motion Order Granting Motion 
Case Motion #3: Motion for Initial Opt-In and Order Anchorage Veterans's Court

That's right the remanded portion is missing like it never even happened.

When calls were made to the courthouse to ask what the hell happened with the remanded part this was the response:

"Accidental entry."

Radar Online has more:

Track’s attorney, Kevin T. Fitzgerald, told Radar, “We got a very favorable resolution.” 

The dismissal of the domestic violence charge is “not an insignificant dismissal,” he said, praising the veterans court option. 

The possession of a weapon while intoxicated charge “really more accurately tracks what went down,” he said.

Yeah, THAT more "accurately tracks what went down."

Except no it does not.

That text by the way was also backed up by the initial report as ADN reminds us of in its reporting on this story: 

Wasilla police arrested Palin, 27, on the night of Jan. 18 at the Palins' home on Lake Lucille. A woman at the residence said he had punched and kicked her during a dispute over her contact with an ex-boyfriend, then threw her phone and threatened to commit suicide with a rifle. 

Police said Palin, who also suffered facial injuries that evening, told officers the woman struck him with an elbow. He later provided a breath sample with an alcohol content of .189.

However now that those domestic assault charges have been subjected to "Wite-Out" this as the only justice that Track Palin will have to face: 

Track Palin will have to complete a regime of "alcohol-related" treatment under the terms of this week's agreement, Fitzgerald said. Upon successful completion of the treatment course, the weapons-misconduct charge will be expunged from his record — but if that doesn't happen, Palin will receive a 180-day suspended jail sentence and be placed under informal probation for two years. 

Anchorage District Attorney Clint Campion, a military veteran who oversees the Veterans Court, said Friday the outcome of Palin's plea agreement is consistent with similar cases the court has handled. 

"Mr. Palin is getting no special treatment from the state, and I'm not treating his case any different than I would anyone under the same charges or circumstances," Campion said.

Bullshit!

You know somebody asked me just today if Sarah Palin actually still had the power to make all of this go away.

Well I guess we have our answer, don't we?

National Enquirer seems convinced that the presidential candidate named in the DC Madam's phone records is Ted Cruz. Update!

Courtesy of Radar Online: 

Montgomery Blair Sibley, a former lawyer for madam Deborah Palfrey, has filed a dramatic appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court for permission to publish her unconventional “black book,” which consists of some 15,000 pages of phone records and calls to clients, as well as their calls requesting the $300-an-hour services from her gaggle of beautiful hookers! 

But Radar has learned The National ENQUIRER will this week report its findings of yet another exhaustive and investigative probe that will quote journalist detectives who claim the mystery candidate almost certainly “has to be Cruz.” 

Investigator Wayne Madsen, who was on a team of reporters hired by Hustler Magazine’s boisterous owner Larry Flynt to investigate the madam, told The ENQUIRER that Cruz should be concerned! 

“If Montgomery Sibley has what he says he has, it has to be Cruz,” he said in an interview — an advance copy of which was provided to Radar. 

“Going on what I know about the other male candidates still in the race, it isn’t any of them, and Palfrey didn’t provide call boys, so it wasn’t Hillary.”

Of course right now this is all simply gossip, and there is no reason to jump to any real conclusions.

However having said that Ted Cruz has always been my top suspect as well.

Can you imagine what happens to this GOP race if Cruz is knocked about this scandal?

So hard to type while jamming popcorn in my mouth with two hands.

Update: Yep it looks like it's Cruz alright. 

Radar Online has new documents that show Bristol Palin using every excuse in the book to deny Dakota Meyer his visitation rights.

Courtesy of Radar Online:  

Right out of the gate, Palin’s attorneys state, “The visitation schedule proposed by [Meyer] is different from the schedule previously agreed to by the parties, and the first time Ms. Palin saw this proposed schedule is when” she saw Meyer had filed it with the court. 

Meyer’s proposed plan to visit his daughter places “undue burden and hardship on Ms. Palin and her family,” the documents claim. He asked to meet her in Anchorage at 7:30 a.m. on the days he has his daughter, but Palin complained she’d have to “leave her home in Wasilla by 6:00 a.m.” to get there. She also claimed that his proposed drop-off time of 6 p.m. was “unreasonably late.”

Apparently Bristol told told the court that her job, you know the one that she leaves any damn time she pleases, us "unpredictable" and she is never sure when she might have the day off or even at what time she might need to be at work.

First a non-existent breastfeeding schedule and now this?

Bristol also shared text messages with the court to show that her relationship with Meyer has become strained over this.

In the messages, obtained by Radar, she repeatedly badgers Meyer to settle visitation dates with her, as he refers her to his attorney and the court. 

“I’m not fighting with you,” Palin insists, but can’t totally restrain her emotions. Told that Meyer filed a proposed schedule with the court, she resounded “That’s news to me…Why can’t you send me the dates directly.” 

“I am busy with work and two kids, I’m not fully up to date on emails,” she rants. “Like I told you months ago, it’s easiest to connect with me directly, so I know what’s going on. Not legal documents that have tons of attachments. … I have to get up everyday at 4:30.”

Clearly Bristol is trying to trick Dakota into working this whole thing out without the court's involvement, because she knows they will protect his interests and call her out on her manipulative bullshit. 

However clearly he is getting good advice about keeping the communication about the visitation between the lawyers, and is now going to Radar Online to embarrass her in public. and pressure her to play by the rules.

That is EXACTLY the right way to deal with the Palins.

Trust me if Dakota caved and started to negotiate with Bristol in private she would do everything she could think of to make him feel guilty, use her "job" and her fantasy breastfeeding schedule to manipulate him, and in the end lie to the media about things he supposedly agreed to and that he in some way threatened, harassed, or attempted to intimidate her.

If I were Dakota I would have NO communications with that were not through his attorney or witnessed by a third party.

It looks like the good news about Levi Johnston's custody situation has caught fire. Update!

So I shared with you Levi's Facebook post yesterday about the end of his struggle with Bristol Palin over child custody.

I think I might have been the first one to do so in fact, but since then it has been picked up by quite a number of news outlets.

Such as Radar Online: 

Levi Johnston is speaking out about his bitter custody fight over Tripp, his 7-year-old son with his ex, Bristol Palin.

E online:  

Levi Johnston's perseverance paid off. 

Bristol Palin's former fiancé took to Facebook Tuesday to announce that they have finally reached a custody agreement over their son, Tripp Johnston, now 7. In 2009, Levi announced that he was going to sue his high school sweetheart for joint custody of Tripp after alleging that the entire Palin family was making it difficult for him to see his son. The exes reached a child custody stipulation in 2010, allowing Levi to see Tripp on Saturdays between 9:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m., and Wednesdays from 12:00 p.m. to 6 p.m. The court never approved Levi and Bristol's agreement, however, so it never became finalized. The case was dismissed in 2012 for lack of activity. Then, in 2013, Levi filed a petition in which he sought at least equal custody of Tripp.

US Magazine:

It took seven years and over $100,000, but according to Bristol Palin's ex Levi Johnston, it was worth everything to get joint custody of their son, Tripp. 

Palin's former fiancé took to Facebook on Tuesday, February 23, to give his side of the long and expensive custody battle he's faced in order to legally establish his right to coparent his son.

People Magazine:  

Looks like a win for Levi Johnston. 

The ex-fiancé of Bristol Palin and father of her oldest child, son Tripp, took to Facebook on Tuesday, outlining, in his own words, the end of his ongoing custody battle with the Alaska native. 

Hollywood Life: 

Look who is shocking everyone, Levi Johnston — and for good reason! Bristol Palin’s ex-fiancé has stepped up big time as a father and he wants us all to know. The Alaskan native announced on Facebook that it took seven years and $100,000, but he officially got joint custody of their son, Tripp.

And the Daily Mail:  

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have finally settled their child custody dispute over son Tripp seven years after the young boy was born.

Is anybody else picking up a kind of gleeful vibe from some of these news stories, as if the authors kind of enjoy watching the Palins taking one on the chin?

Personally I am happy to report that Levi's post is still up on his Facebook page.

I think we can say with some confidence that the Palins cannot be too happy that he put it up, and I imagine there have been some aggressive attempts to get him to take it down.

But unlike the last time, when it was removed in less than two hours, it appears that Levi is tired of their shit and is leaving this one up.

Good for him.

Update: Well I spoke too soon because it looks like the post has now been taken down.

No way that happened without pressure from the Palins.

Radar Online reports on Track Palin's history of violence.

Courtesy of Radar Online:

According to an insider, Sarah‘s son has a history of aggressive “outbreaks” that worried his friends and family. 

“Track is a hothead,” an insider told Radar. “He has these outbreaks.” 

In one incident on a family vacation to Hawaii, the source said, “Track had fallen asleep at the hotel and we left to go for a walk on the beach. 

When he woke up, he snapped.” “When we got back to the hotel, it was total chaos, nearly a fist fight. Pretty violent. He was being verbally abusive.”

The source goes on to say that Track's problems might stem from his time in the military which makes me question how long this "insider" has been an insider since Track's temper and violent outbursts are well known in Wasilla.

However like this source I also have never heard of him ever hurting a woman, though of course he did refer to his sister as a c**t.

Whatever the reasons for Track's violent outbursts might be he definitely SHOULD be receiving counseling, and he absolutely SHOULD NOT be allowed around any firearms.

The insider also added this: 

“In Sarah’s comments, she didn’t even mention the domestic abuse. It was offensive.” 

“I want everyone to know who he is,” the source told Radar. “I want him to man up about it.”

I actually don't think that Track can "man up" because I don't think that anybody has really shown him how to be a man. 

By the way an industrious IM visitor did a little detective work and found out that the $1,500.00 bail money to get Track out of jail was put up by a guy named William J. Long.

William J. Long co-owns an LLC called Alaska Underground Specialties along with Marc and Matthew McKenna.

You might remember them as the guys whose birthday party was interrupted by the arrival of the drunken Palin clan.

Interesting, no?

Radar online still shaming Dakota Meyer for not taking responsibility for Bristol's newest baby bump.

 Courtesy of Radar Online:

Single mama-to-be Bristol Palin is about to pop — but her suspected baby daddy couldn’t care less! 

Marine vet and war hero Dakota Meyer, 27, who split from the pregnant former abstinence spokeswoman just weeks before their May wedding, recently posted a boastful quote about living the single life to his private Facebook page. 

“I know what I bring to the table,” the meme read. “Trust me when I say I’m not afraid to eat alone.” 

In another diss, Meyer deleted all photos and mentions of his 25-year-old ex-fiancee from March 2015 to the present.

I gotta say that I love the fact that some of the tabloids are convinced that Dakota must be the father.  Because that means that at some point Dakota might feel compelled to deny that he has anything to do with her newest family embarrassment.

In the meantime of course Bristol is channeling her inner Kardashian.

Yep, this could get VERY entertaining.

There are other ways for getting the message out.

So sometime after the Johnstons removed that post about custody yesterday the image above showed on Sunny's Facebook page.

Gee, I have no idea who that could be talking about.

Speaking of people she might, or might not, be talking about, did anybody see Bristol's latest pregnancy selfie?

32 weeks with my babe girl 💕

You know I'm just NEVER going to understand how THAT is supposed to be Bristol about to give birth, and THIS is supposed to be Bristol without a bun in the oven.

September 2010.

By the way apparently Radar Online was on top of things yesterday as well and managed to write up a post BEFORE the Facebook editing took place.

Oops, it looks like the cat is now out of the bag.

Levi and Sunny Johnston release statement on Facebook about child custody situation. Update!

Courtesy of Levi's Facebook page:

Recently there have been a few articles written about our ongoing custody situation. 

In light of that, though we had hoped to keep all of this private, we have decided to set the record straight. 

Because we are not interested in providing fodder for the tabloids we will keep our remarks focused only on the facts, and post them here on Facebook. 

No we do not yet have a final legal custody agreement with Bristol Palin. 

Yes it looks like we are headed back to court yet again, hopefully for the last time. 

Reports of the amount owed for child support are grossly over inflated, but yes we are still paying on what we owe every single month. 

We are only requesting joint custody and a reasonable child support agreement. We think this is fair, and believe it is in Tripp's best interests to have equal time with both parents, as well as with siblings on both sides of the family. 

We have no wish to turn this into a public spectacle however we also do not want to be misrepresented and will correct misinformation as needed. 

 It is our hope that all of this will be resolved shortly as we have spent quite a lot of time, and quite a lot of money, with still no end in sight. 

Hopefully this answered a few of your questions, and will keep the tabloids from manufacturing their own drama for the sake of magazine sales and internet clicks. 

Sincerely 

Levi and Sunny Johnston 

I would imagine that this is in response to that Daily Mail article from last week declaring that there was a custody agreement in place, and the Radar Online article from today saying just the opposite.

Personally I see this as a positive step for Levi and Sunny in taking back the narrative and refusing to allow certain media outlets to fill in their silence with rumors and innuendo of their own.

Update: The post was taken down both on Levi and Sunny's Facebook pages.

Things that make you go "Hmmm." 

Bristol Palin's pregnancy tantalizes the tabloids. Oh I know a former reality star and washed up politician who is NOT going to like this!

"Palin has not said who the father of her baby is."

Nor will she ever.

Bristol was also featured over at People, US, the Daily Mail, Radar Online, and Perez Hilton.

Most of the articles make a point out of the fact that Bristol has not shared the father's name, though Radar Online claims that sources have told them she has identified Dakota Meyer.

If that is true then she is certainly not sticking to that story, because from what I have been hearing she is simply refusing to identify the father and does not want to even talk about it.

In the meantime the Grizzled Mama continues to link to the Nancy French ghostwritten blogposts over on Brancy's blog, however none of the ones that mention Bristol's pregnancy of course.

Gee it's almost as if she thinks if she doesn't acknowledge it, it will just go away.

You know these people REALLY could have benefited from a sex ed class or two.

Radar Online calls bullshit on Bristol Palin's claims that she was never paid to be an abstinence spokesperson.

Courtesy of Radar Online:

Just days after announcing her second pregnancy out of wedlock, mama bear Bristol Palin was back on the defensive, addressing the wave of critics who have called the former abstinence advocate a hypocrite in a blistering blog post. “I have never been paid as an ‘abstinence spokesperson,'” she said, although RadarOnline.com has learned she earned more than $300,000 spreading that very message. 

Palin admits she was employed by “the great people at the Candies Foundation [sic],” and according to tax records obtained by Radar, she was paid $262,5000 in 2009 for her work as an advocate, and $70,000 the year after. 

While Palin insists that her focus, and that of the organization’s, was simply to prevent teen pregnancy, her statements in those years were stridently pro-abstinence. 

In 2009, she told Good Morning America, “regardless of what I did personally, I just think that abstinence is the only … 100 percent foolproof way to prevent pregnancy,” and promised a magazine in that year, “I’m not going to have sex until I’m married: I can guarantee it.” 

And when Palin made an appearance with the head of the Candie’s Foundation on Greta Van Susteren‘s On The Record in 2010, Van Susteren introduced her by saying, “”Bristol is promoting abstinence for the Candie’s Foundation.” What’s more, her listing on the webpage for the Single Source Speakers Agency lists “abstinence” as the very first topic of her expertise.

This is obviously bullshit, and Bristol is an idiot to deny the facts when they are so easily to locate online.  

In fact the folks at the Inquisitr have determined that Bristol made somewhere in the vicinity of one million dollars as a direct result of her time as a abstinence spokesperson.

By the way if you want to hear Bristol Palin delivering a speech to a pro-life group in 2010 as a direct result of her work as an abstinence spokesperson then here you go. (However I must warn you that she is an absolutely TERRIBLE speaker.)

You will notice that Bristol had no problem lying to these people about "accidentally" becoming pregnant when we all know that she planned that pregnancy as well.

P.S. This is the most recent post on Bristol's Instagram:

 Here is what she wrote to go along with it: 

AKA every negative comment on my IG 😂 .. Don't people have work? Or kids? Or hobbies other than trolling? #mustbeafulltimejob

Really not doing herself any favors here is she?

Jill Duggar and her hubby want money so that they can flee the country.

Courtesy of Radar Online:  

Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard say that God is telling them that it is time to get out of America! 

In a statement on their family blog, Dillard said, “God has put a desire in our hearts to serve Him internationally for longer than the typical short-term mission trip… It’s something we’ve prayed about together in an effort to seek God’s plan for our lives in His service.” 

This decision comes shortly after the revelation that Jill’s brother Josh had allegedly molested her and her sister when they were children.

Of course the husband makes it sound like he has no choice because God "put a desire in our hearts to serve him internationally."  

The term "put a desire in our hearts" sounds really icky and sort of like bullshit to me.

But what do I know I'm a heathen?

I mean to my cynical mind this just seems like a really convenient way to be out of the line of fire when the next devastating revelations about your family hit the internet. But once again...you know...heathen.

Actually I might be willing to donate a dollar or two to this cause, but only if I could be assured that they would never return, and after establishing a base camp in some country where diddling your sister was perfectly okay, would then call for the rest of the Duggar family to join them.

Bristol Palin baby bump day two.

So yesterday we learned that Bristol has learned absolutely NOTHING about birth control in the six and a half years since Tripp's birth. (Wow! Are there really over 700 comments on that post?)

Sometime after the initial spate of giggles died down people began focusing on the fact mentioned in the above graphic of Bristol's almost shocking hypocrisy. (Some of the best comments can be found here on this comment thread from Reddit.)

Columnist Dan Savage also mentioned the hypocrisy of the Right Wing and in particular Fox News:

If Bristol Palin's last name was "Obama" the whole Hee Haw gang at Fox News would spend half of every day for the next nine months telling us that Bristol Obama has terrible parents—"Maybe Michelle should be less concerned with what your kids are eating and more concerned with what her kids are doing!"—and the other half of the day pretending to fret over the terrible example that Bristol Obama was setting for other African American women and girls. But unplanned pregnancies and kids in fatherless homes and two different children by two different fathers? 

This obvious and accurate point seems to have irritated Geraldo Rivera, who tweeted this concerning the story "fxck you jerk off. Fox news doesn't have a reaction to anyone's pregnancy."

(Yes, of course as we know Fox News always takes the high road.)

A little closer to home I have been receiving a lot of incoming missives from people here in Alaska saying that there is NO WAY the baby is Dakota's and that Bristol is setting him up to pay years of unnecessary child support.

I agree 100% so I sent that Radar Online link to Dakota's Facebook page along with advice to demand a blood test, where it now remains the top comment out of 56 replies to his initial post promoting some company.

My hope is that Dakota will say something publicly about the pregnancy, which would be both awesome and kind of necessary for him if he wants to dodge this particular bullet. 

As of this writing Sarah has not yet bothered to weigh in, though I cannot imagine her staying silent for much longer.

That will also be pretty awesome.

Radar Online is on the Dakota Meyer previous marriage story. Update!

Courtesy of Radar Online:

What would Sarah Palin say? RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that Bristol Palin’s new fiancé has a secret wife! 

According to a marriage certificate in Dakota Meyer’s name, he was married to a Michigan woman named Cassandra Wain. 

The official document shows Meyer and Wain were hitched in Campbellsville, Kentucky, on May 20, 2008. 

Here's my favorite part.

However, it remains unclear when — or even if — the two are officially divorced since information about the marriage is sealed, making it impossible to determine the current status of their union.

I actually had a phone call from a reporter the other day about this story, and they were really interested in pursuing it as well. And get this, THEY could not find evidence of a divorce either. 

I'm hoping this thing gets even more traction, and at some point Bristol, Dakota, or perhaps even Sarah has to come out and make a public statement.

Gee I wonder what they'll say?

And by the way does anybody else find it weird that, beyond the Palins and Dakota's social media accounts, there is really NO evidence that this upcoming wedding is even taking place?

Cause I find that a little weird.

Update: This courtesy of the Daily Mail:  

Bristol's rep told DailyMail.com that it was the first he had heard of the relationship and had not discussed the issue with his client. DailyMail.com is still awaiting a response from Meyer. 

Okay I think this pretty much confirms that Bristol and Sarah did not know about this wedding, or else they would have had a public statement prepared for when we dug it up. 

Right now there is a refrigerator in Wasilla, and possibly Kentucky, ducking for cover.

Update 2:  The New York Daily News has the story now as well.

Definitely catching fire.

Radar Online finally learns that Bristol Palin's MOH fiance may have had his ass kicked by a girl. Update!

Courtesy of Radar Online: 

Bristol Palin has a lot more in common with her fiancé than just her conservative political views: They both have found themselves entangled in a wild brawl! Sarah Palin’s daughter infamously threw a few punches at a party in Alaska last summer, and now, RadarOnline.com has learned, her fiancé Dakota Meyer was caught in a bloody scuffle that included an alleged gun and punching a girl! 

According to a new report in The National ENQUIRER, the Medal of Honor recipient got into a fight at a Kentucky party in December 2012 that left him with a nasty gash to the head — and a partygoer arrested for the assault. 

According to the report from Kentucky State Police obtained by The ENQUIRER, Meyer said he was leaving a party when he claims a female friend was “getting assaulted” by another girl. In trying to protect her, he claimed, he was knocked to the ground and “kicked in the head.”

I am sure that a lot of you are going "Wait we already know this." And that's because you already know this.

You see I wrote about it back in March.

Including the part where Meyer accused some guy, even though witnesses claimed it was a girl, and then Meyer attempted to coerce the guy into joining the military in order to get the charges dropped against him.

Personally I love it that this is hitting the gossip sites. And love it even more that they mentioned the brawl.

Supposedly it is less than a month before the Palins hold Meyer down and brand their mark into him, so I think a little media scrutiny is a good thing.

Because I gotta tell ya, the fact that Meyer can't take a punch from a woman only makes him that much more attractive to the Palin clan.

Update: Okay I must have missed this portion of the article earlier, but it's new so take a look:  

“We were all at a party we were leaving and couple fights broke out,” Thompson told The ENQUIRER, adding that as the designated driver he was sober. “We were getting all them and putting them in the car and there’s this girl who got into a fight with one of our friends. Dakota was trying to break it up, he was drunk, he punched her and she hit the ground and he was on the ground on top of the girl. 

“My sister pulled him up and he turned around and punched her,” he added. “And she knocked him out. When he got up and reached around his back he pulled out a gun and I was less than five feet from him. 

“I grabbed my sister and pulled her and all his friends jumped up on him so he didn’t shoot anyone.”

Okay that is way more fucked up than the version I reported on last month.

But you have to admit that it sounds like something Meyer would do.

Levi Johnston reaches out to Radar Online to correct the lies.

Well it looks like Levi contacted Radar Online and told them his side fo the story.

Here is what he said about the marriage.:  

“We hit rock bottom. Every goes through bad times,” Johnston admitted. “Everyone fights or has arguments, there is nothing out of the ordinary about that.”

Now anybody who is Facebook friends with Sunny already knew this as Sunny wears her heart on her sleeve, and alluded to this fact several months ago before the birth of her last child. Apparently it lasted a couple of days and he spent one night on a friend's couch.

And to be honest who could blame either Levi or Sunny for becoming overwhelmed by circumstances, remember  what they are going through, and considering an escape plan?

However by the time of Indy's birth they were back in love, and committed to each other again.

On being broke: 

“I’ve been doing really well financially and this is the best job I’ve ever had,” he said. “I am not broke. But we moved in with my mom because we plan to buy or build a house in three or four months and I didn’t want to sign a year lease. We are trying to figure out what we are going to do.”

As I understand it Levi has an even better job coming up so fairly soon he should be doing quite well financially.

As for custody of Tripp:

Insisting he is “happy” for Palin, he said “things are better with us than they ever have been before. It is good for Tripp to have his mom be happy. Even though she is going to move [to Kentucky with her fiancé], I will see my son just like any other dad who lives in a different state. And Bristol is from here [Wasilla] and she will always come back.”

This part of course makes me sad, as I well know the kind of heartache a parent goes through when their child spends months away from them at a time. However if  Levi sticks to his guns he will get a fair custody arrangement, and Bristol will no longer be able to use time with Tripp to manipulate or punish him.

And finally as for his future with Sunny: 

“I am going to be with her forever,” he said. We are good and happy and better than we’ve ever been. I don’t have a Bentley or a Lamborghini but I love Sunny.”

And there you have it. 

If you know anything about Levi he hates to talk about his problems with anybody, so for him to do this meant that he was very upset and wanted to make sure that the lies were put to rest.

And now they are.