Newly released behind the scenes video shows Sarah Palin pimping "Amazing America" to NRA News and demonstrating why she really needs good writers and a teleprompter to help her make any sense.

Okay talk about disjointed speech patterns.

Currently Palin supporters, and her daughter's ghostwriter, are touting her CPAC speech as an indication of the REAL Sarah Palin. However this behind the scenes interview proves just the opposite.

Palin is all over the place in this interview and seems to be having significant trouble completing one thought before she gets distracted by something else.

You know, like usual.

And Palin's ridiculous argument against the FCC's net neutrality move is almost too stupid to comment on.

By the way the "average citizen" rarely knows what's right when it comes to complicated problems. That's why we go to the experts.

Arizona newspaper takes issue with Sarah Palin misrepresenting the state in her "Amazing America" promo.

You all remember this video right?

After all we mocked it like crazy when it first came out in December.

Well it turns out that the folks in Arizona have a bone to pick with the promo as well.

Courtesy of the Phoenix Times: 

Sarah Palin's new video ad for the Sportsman Channel's Amazing America show shows the former vice presidential candidate hitchhiking in the middle of the desert. 

Except as every Phoenician would know, the right-wing celeb is actually in Central Phoenix, at Papago Park. 

Palin's standing on one of the park roads used most frequently by bicyclists and walkers. If you saw a woman with a suitcase and a sign reading "America" on that road, you'd think she must have escaped from the Arizona State Hospital four miles away. 

The ruse reminds us of the scene in the movie Raising Arizona when viewers see a shot of miles of Sonoran Desert that's supposed to be Tempe. 

For a TV show that has enough budget to travel across the USA, you'd think whoever made this promo could have found a real stretch of lonely highway. But they apparently figured most of their viewers wouldn't know the difference between the middle of the country's seventh-largest city and a random spot of austere wasteland.

Hmm, it looks like the people of Arizona are getting as annoyed about Sarah Palin misrepresenting their state as we Alaskans have been for the last seven years. 

And while we are on the subject of Arizona Annie (That's right Arizona, she's yours now.), it appears that she is once again being used as a measuring tool for determining just how bad Scott Walker is at answering simple questions.

And that of course is how far Palin has now fallen. Once an often discussed contender for the White House, and now a measuring tool for stupid.

Sure going to Las Vegas was a bust for Sarah Palin, but at least Bristol had a good time.

Bristol got to meet Dakota Meyer, Medal of Honor winner, and possibly an even bigger liar than Chris Kyle.

She met former Green Beret Grady Powell, who now also works as a reality star.

She once again got to meet old poopy pants pedophile Ted Nugent.

She got to hold one of the dumbest trophies ever given. (However it must be noted that it was a dumb trophy that her mother's show Amazing America was not good enough to receive.)

And of course she was instrumental in helping to promote an image that insures that her mother's political aspirations are finished forever.

Yep, all in all it was a big weekend for Bristol.

Made even better I'm sure by the fact that Tripp spent the weekend with his dad and his new baby sister, allowing Bristol to go on a hunt for Lumbersexuals unhindered.

Don't worry men of Las Vegas, they have shots for that.

Presenting the Sarah Palin version of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas." Update!

Palin's first stop was to shake her skinny ass at the SHOT show to launch her second season of the truly terrible Amazing America series.

 And of course you know who else was there. Yep old poopy pants himself.

Saw @TedNugent and @SarahPalinUSA at the @SPORTSMANchnl booth at #SHOTShow pic.twitter.com/keV7PmfOTw
— T. Logan Metesh (@tlmetesh) January 23, 2015

And did I mention that Bristol was there too?

Ran into some old and cherished friends @BristolsBlog and @SarahPalinUSA while perusing #SHOTShow miss you ladies! pic.twitter.com/93sV5P4pyE
— Grady powell (@gradylpowell) January 22, 2015

Well somebody has to help cover up those age spots and wrinkles.

Palin claimed that she was not there to talk politics, but you know that's bullshit:

“I’m not going to talk politics except to say the GOP had better go on offense. Man, they are not going to win any game on defense,” she told TheBlaze. “Being in the majority there in D.C. — we’re blowing it if we just bend our back.” 

She added, “That GOP leadership, that establishment, they’ve got to get their stuff together. I love what they believe in, I believe in it too. But they’ve got to get tough, man. You know what? It’s not just the New England Patriots who are dealing with deflated balls right now. 

Classy.

But then what would you expect?

Hunt Fish Feed at the @SalvationArmyUS Las Vegas with @SarahPalinUSA #SHOTshow2015 pic.twitter.com/zTQ2amR59d
— Sportsman Channel (@SPORTSMANchnl) January 23, 2015

Palin's second stop yesterday was to the Salvation Army in Las Vegas.

Here is more from UT San Diego:

 Former vice presidential candidate and Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin was cozy in her Cadillac Escalade as it wheeled through a segment of Las Vegas few tourists and certainly very few politicians ever see. 

As she approached the Las Vegas Salvation Army on 35 West Owens Ave., hard by the railroad tracks and I-15 -- actually, on the other side of the tracks -- she couldn’t help but see the people, families even, camped in tents and whatever shelter they could build on the sidewalks of D Street.

.....

Outside, hundreds of homeless lined up for their one big meal of the day, and on this day it was chili made with wild boar pork that Leysath ordered from Sierra Meat in Reno. Palin was a bit late, so Leysath and the Salvation Army crew and volunteers from the Las Vegas Police Department and Nellis Air Force Base started serving the needy before she arrived from the SHOT Show at the Sands Expo Center.  

Fortunately Palin had no hand in the actual chili preparation which was handled by the Salvation Army's culinary students.

Good call Salvation Army.

Of course she was far more concerned with promoting her show than in feeding any hungry people. You know much like she is at home in Wasilla.

Never in all the events Leysath put on for the Sportsman Channel did he or anyone associated with the show see anything like the stir surrounding Palin’s appearance at the Las Vegas Salvation Army. She arrived with two bodyguards who looked as though they could be UFC or MMA stars. Upon arrival, she was sped off to a “green” room to get outfitted for the show and then led to the kitchen area to serve food. Local and national TV shows were there to follow her every move.

What in the hell does she need bodyguards for? Is she afraid one of the homeless people might actually try to touch her?

This was clearly an ugly day in the history of Las Vegas. And that is saying something for a place founded by mobsters.

Update: And here I thought she could not get any classier.

 Okay is there ANYBODY on the planet that thinks that this person still has a shot at being elected President of the United States? I mean come on!

While making appearances to pimp the return of Amazing America, Palin decides the best way to do that is to call the President a "chicken."

Courtesy of Talking Points Memo:  

Former GOP vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin took time out from promoting her television show this week to slam President Obama for not using the term "Islamic terrorists" to describe the perpetrators of the last week's attacks in Paris. 

"It is, in a sense, being a chicken," the former Alaska governor said during a Wednesday appearance on "Inside Edition," where she was promoting the second season of her show. "They’re so politically correct, and yet they’re so politically wrong on just about everything.” 

She also criticized the White House for not sending a prominent official to a massive unity rally in Paris that was attended by other world leaders. 

 "We didn't have a high-ranking official go over and unify with other world leaders and say, 'No, this Islamic fundamentalism that is resulting in such terror across our globe; we're not going to have that in our land," Palin said.

Is she referring to THIS photo-op which has been widely criticized on social media?

 I for one am quite happy that none of America's leaders were involved with this phony act of solidarity.

As for the "chicken" comment, well coming from a woman who cowardly quit halfway through her first term as Governor, I think the insult falls far short of its mark.

I am slightly amused that Palin believes that acting like a total bitch on ice is going to attract viewers to her crappy reality show tonight.

By the way for those who simply cannot get enough of Snowdrift Snooki, fear not she is scheduled to be presenter on January 22nd at the, and I kid you not here, 15th Annual Golden Moose Awards:

Among the Golden Moose Awards presenters are Sarah Palin, former Governor of Alaska and star of Sportsman Channel's "Amazing America with Sarah Palin."  

Which is an award show for people who think that camouflage tuxedos NEVER go out of style.

Okay now for those of you who keep asking me when am I going to take this person down, I have to ask you, just how much further down is there?

I mean for fuck's sake she is giving Golden Moose Awards away. 

Sarah Palin and her hoohah REALLY want you to watch the premiere of the second season of her crappy reality show tonight.

Airing out the hoohah before filming starts.

Courtesy of Palin's ghostwritten Facebook page:

I promise you’ll feel great experiencing the inspiration that true American heroes provide! We’re privileged to showcase them on season two of “Amazing America” – it kicks off this Thursday, Jan. 15th on Sportsman Channel!

Seriously the only way this show could make me "feel great" is if it featured Palin being trampled to death by a herd of rednecks running to collect their welfare checks.

You’ll meet all kinds of intriguing, entertaining, amazing Americans starting Thursday night on Sportsman Channel. Let me know what you think about this choice we present you for positive, family friendly programming that refreshingly brings good news into your home!

Did you hear that folks? She wants to hear what you think of " this choice we present you for positive, family friendly programming that refreshingly brings good news into your home." Whatever in the hell THAT means.


So if you DO happen to watch it then make sure to head on over to her public Facebook page and give her your honest, personally requested by Palin herself, opinion.

Then sit back and wait to see how long it lasts before it is removed.

Palin also has another Amazing America promo out which leaves little doubt as to what she believes is the reason that people will tune in to see her tonight. (Here's a hint, it's not her intellect.)

So Palin's message to our female youth is clear. If you want to get ahead you need to tramp yourself up and get a man to take you where you want to go.

Such a wholesome role model, don't you think?

New promo for Amazing America featuring Sarah Palin. I understand that every episode now features one of her family members standing on a helpless animal.

"You're the bad ass American guy?" Ted Nugent?

I think she means poopy ass American guy.

Thankfully I will be unable to watch and offer my views on the show again this year because apparently my cable company is rewarding me for the piles of money I send them each month and excluding it from my cable package.

Of course the question is not IF this show will suck again this season, but rather HOW HARD this show will suck this season?

Sarah Palin lets Greta Van Susteren do her talking for her on Obama's Cuba decision, and the second season of Amazing America attracts a smattering of coverage. Not all of it good.

I don't think that Palin really has any idea what the President's decision to normalize relations with Cuba ultimately means for conservative politics. So until her handlers tell her what to say she is staying relatively quiet on the issue.

However that does not mean she cannot link to her pal Greta Van Susteren who seems perturbed that the President worked to release Alan Gross, who has been imprisoned in Cuba since 2009, and not Andrew Tahmooressi who had been in a Mexico jail for about seven months.

This is from Van Susteren's Facebook page:

I'm very happy ‪#‎AlanGross‬ is home, but still absolutely mystified as to why President Barack Obama wouldn't help our ‪#‎MarineHeldInMexico‬. Watch my "Off the Record" commentary and tell me if you are likewise stumped about the president's lack of involvement in freeing Sgt. Andrew ‪#‎Tahmooressi‬.

Here let me help.

The reason that the President was more hands on with getting Alan Gross out of prison than the conservative's pet border jumping Marine might be because Gross was arrested for smuggling satellite phones and computer components to a Cuban Jewish organization, and Tahmooressi was caught crossing the border with illegal firearms and then repeatedly lied to the Mexican police.

Just a hunch.

As for Palin's second season working the green screen, there is really not a whole lot of buzz thus far.

The Washington Times covered it, barely.

As did Mediaite.

Alaska Dispatch did a little better. (Also revealing Miss USA 2006 Tara Conner's struggle with alcohol and drugs.)

And even Breitbart could only bring themselves to contribute about six paragraphs to the show.

They also used this picture.

Which I think indicates where THEIR interest lies.

What I found more informative were the comments found on some of these media outlets.

For instance: 

They'll do okay until they get in their first fight about what to shoot from the helicopter wolves or pigs, and the whole Palin klan blindsides and jumps Nugent in a drunken orgy of violence. 

You know, a typical Palin family outing. 

And: 

Wow, Nugent and Palin on the same show - between them they might get to double digits in the IQ department. 

As well as: 

...and the caricature of a human is now complete. It seems appropriate that she's standing on the side of a road looking for the best offer to come along, much like she spent her time in the Governor's office. What a waste of skin.

Not that is a hell of a lot more entertaining than anything to be found in this crappy show of hers.

Speaking of entertainment I thought you guys would like to know that my source was beyond thrilled with the response to my post on Monday and is excited to share more.

I will be trying to get together with her this weekend, or early next week.

Before then I thought it might be fun to ask all of you if there are any questions that you would like her to clear up, that perhaps I have not already thought of myself. And before you say it I have already discussed with her the babygate thing and we are working on that.

The Sportsman Channel is proud to announce that not only is the "Quitter-in-Chief" coming back for a second season but she will be joined by "Captain Poopy-Pants."

Courtesy of Variety:  

Former Alaska governor and GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin will return to the Sportsman Channel for the second season of her reality series, “Amazing America With Sarah Palinm” at 9 p.m. on Jan. 15. 

The series documents Palin as she travels the country to share stories with outdoor enthusiasts, craftsmen and other notable Americans. The Jan. 29 episode will feature rocker and outspoken conservative activist Ted Nugent, host of the Outdoor Channel’s “Ted Nugent Spirit of the Wild.” 

“Ted Nugent is not only a rock ‘n’ roll icon, but a true American outdoorsman who practices what he preaches,” said Palin. “His outspoken candor regarding America and our civil liberties is a breath of fresh air. I’m so excited he’s joining me for an episode this season.” (Erp! That almost made me throw up in my mouth a little.)

Added Nugent, “Sarah Palin is a great American and a great friend to freedom lovers everywhere. She will go down in history as a strong, courageous freedom fighter for ‘We the People’ in this diabolical culture war. I am proud to stand with her.” (And that finished the job. Yuck!)


You know that phrase "You are judged by the company you keep?" Well in this case it is hard to tell whose reputation suffers more.

That is not all the company that Palin is getting this season either.

Season one co-host Jerry Carroll returns to the show with Palin, and 2006 Miss USA Tara Conner joins as a field co-host for the second season. 

Okay well we know that this Jerry Carroll guy supplies the personality that Palin is lacking, and Nugent provides the actual hunting knowledge. But what does this Tara Connor person bring to the table?

 Oh, now I get it. She brings the sex appeal that Palin is too old and used up to provide anymore.

If they are smart they will just give the show to the comedian and the pageant winner.

After all what exactly does Palin really have to offer these days?

Well it certainly isn't the sexy.

Sarah Palin's new promo for the second season of Amazing America has to be seen to be believed.

Courtesy of the Hitchhiking Harpy's Facebook page:

All roads lead to this Amazing hot new promo. Amazing America returns Thursday, January 15th at 9pm. Hop in for the ride. Exclusively on Sportsman Channel.

That's it? After three days of silence, that's it?

Gosh I'm so disappointed.

No venom laced post about Obama renewing diplomatic relations with Cuba. No ripping out her hair over his protection of Bristol Bay from environmental rapists. Not even a passive aggressive smackdown of Sony for bowing to North Korean hackers.

Nope all we get is this pseudo sexual MILFy rendition of the start of every other slasher/porn movie ever made.

By the way did anybody else notice that the video was vaguely familiar?

Oh yeah, Sarah Palin and Shania Twain. Like that's an appropriate comparison.

Sarah Palin's interview on EXTRA pimping the return of Amazing America is just as ridiculous as you might imagine.

I am simply not in the mood to attempt a transcript today so you will have to go to the link to hear the whole thing, but here is some of what Palin said courtesy of EXTRA TV:  

Palin explained, "2016 is a long time away… that's a big darn deal when it comes to family." 

This was in response to the invariable question about whether Palin is running in 2016 or not. (Spoiler alert: She's not!)

Thompson asked, "Hillary Clinton's name has been floating out there for a long time as the Democratic nominee. Are we ready for that?" Sarah responded, "I would love to see a woman on both sides of the aisle shooting for that top spot." 

"Shooting for that top spot?" Oh look more gun metaphors.

As for the second season of "Amazing America with Sarah Palin," Palin said, "There's so much to show… we're going to focus a lot on those who are reaching out and helping others. We're going to showcase a lot of these people who can inspire others to get out there and live vibrantly. It's about work ethic, but still keeping that connection between faith, family, and love of freedom. That's America!" 

Some day, some reporter is going to have the balls to ask Palin just what in the hell she means by "living vibrantly." Because unless it means "living drunkenly" I don't think it relates to her family's way of life.

Palin also shared that her family is doing well. "My family is awesome. Perhaps they have some kind of target on their back because the liberal media types, they do not like constitutional conservatives who are going to call it like they see it and speak truth. So they'll do whatever they can to get you to sit down and shut up, but I'm not wired to sit down and shut up." 

That may be but according to those police audio tapes from the brawl the family is programmed to fall down and drink up.

And just to be clear the family does not "have a target on their backs" because they are "constitutional conservatives," which by the way I don't think any of them really are.

They attract attention for doing crazy disruptive things, or because Palin herself draws attention to them in order to hide behind, make them promote one of her pet issues, or, in Bristol's case, use their blog to attack the President.

Essentially this interview was just the same old crap as usual.

I did however notice that the wind was making Palin's wig super obvious. At one point she reaches up to fix her hair, and then stops right above the bangs so as not to knock the wig loose.

If it had taken flight this might have been the most entertaining Palin video yet. Perhaps even better than the Thanksgiving turkey slaughter video.

Well, maybe.

Well it's official, Sarah Palin is finally back to work standing in front of a green screen and pretending to know about hunting and the outdoors.

Apparently Charissa Thompson, a reporter from EXTRA, is tweeting about going "hunting" with Sarah Palin as a promotion for the second season of Amazing America.

Wait for it...My assignment in Texas: Go hunting with Sarah Palin. I'm going to say that again. Go hunting with Sarah Palin. You're welcome
— Charissa Thompson (@CharissaT) December 5, 2014

Welcome for what exactly?

My day... 🐴 @SPORTSMANchnl & Sarah Palin .. It was fun, to say the least. Catch our interview on @extratv next week pic.twitter.com/MokHKfYk44
— Charissa Thompson (@CharissaT) December 6, 2014

Gee riding a horse just like her idol Ronald Reagan. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Ten bucks says there will be no footage of her horse running or galloping, and that in every scene it will only be walking slowly along with a pack of handlers nearby in case it gets spooked.

Personally I am dying to see how they film her fake hunting scenes.

Hmm, I wonder if they will use CGI this season?

More classy promotions for Sarah Palin's new "Jackass for Rednecks" show.

Courtesy of the Sportsman Channel's Facebook page: 

Naughty or nice, just make sure you watch. That’s our advice. 

Amazing America with Sarah Palin premieres April 3rd at 8 PM E/P.

You know not to nitpick, but wouldn't it be more impressive if the living embodiment of "whup-ass" drove her own dog sled?

Same damn thing as always, she talks tough but when you get down too it, she needs to have everything challenging done for her.

Load my gun Daddy, send me the questions before the interview Fox, write my Facebook page for me RAM, run my city while I pretend to be mayor John Cramer, research and write my books for me Nancy French, etc., etc., etc..

And the same is true this time as Palin has not just one co-host, but two.