Sarah Palin with the only two black women in America that can stand her.

This is what the two women wrote on their original post:

Had a wonderful time at Mar-a-Lago with the fabulous Governor Sarah Palin along with her beautiful daughter Ms. Piper. She did a magnificent job as the keynote speaker at The Republican Party of Palm Beach County Lincoln Day Dinner. Such a phenomenal woman. 

Actually this Diamond and Silk duo has appeared on Fox News, and other Right Wing outlets, bad mouthing the BLM movement, speaking out against Barack Obama, and spouting conservative talking points which the racists eat up with a spoon.

So of course they love them some Sarah Palin.

Oh well, there is no accounting for taste.

Or integrity.

Or common sense.

So Bristol Palin is now back in Texas to continue her divorce battle with Dakota Meyer.

Courtesy of the Daily Mail: 

Bristol Palin has returned to Texas after spending some time quality time with her family in her home state of Alaska amid reports her husband Dakota Meyer has filed for divorce. 

The 27-year-old mother-of-three, who has two daughters with Dakota, took to Instagram on Wednesday to post a snapshot of herself enjoying the Alaskan winter with her two-year-old Sailor Grace. 

'Already missing AK,' she captioned the image, which shows her eldest daughter bundled up in a bright pink snow suit while cuddled in her arms. 

Of course leaving Alaska means that Bristol will be isolated from her support network that she relies on so completely.

What? No Track?

Broken families like this always seem to create a meme of "It's us against the world," which both binds them together and deepens their family pathology.

 On her own Bristol is fairly fragile and cannot stand up for herself without breaking down and making it worse.

During her custody battle with Levi she seduced Dakota into becoming her white knight and used him as her go between when she was on the ropes.

Kind of makes me wonder what poor Texas SOB she has targeted to fight her fight this time?

(P.S. I kind of enjoy talking about this fucked up family again. After all covering the school shootings, Trump presidency, and decline of America can be so depressing sometimes.)

Track Palin's bail paid by friend, so he can return to his now gun free house while wearing an ankle monitor. Update!

Courtesy of ADN:  

Palin, 28 and the oldest son of the former Alaska governor, was approved for house arrest with an electronic ankle monitor by a Palmer judge on Wednesday afternoon. 

He had been jailed on $5,000 bail and release to a third-party until then. Magistrate Judge Tara Logsdon signed off on the change. 

Big Lake resident Kaleb Westfall posted Palin's bail Thursday with $5,000 cash, according to a receipt in the court file with Palin's charges. 

If Palin doesn't comply with his conditions, the state gets the money. 

Under Logsdon's order, Palin can live alone at his Wasilla home. But he is under 24-hour supervision by Alaska Pretrial Services with an ankle monitor and a facial recognition device that tests for alcohol. 

The private company is also charged with clearing Palin's home of weapons and pills. 

Company owner Dennis Johnson said late Wednesday morning "that's being conducted as we're speaking." 

Palin can leave the house only for specific reasons: work at a Palmer drilling company; medical visits; and legal or court visits. He can drive himself.

So that is proof that Track's family would have left him to rot in jail rather than pay for his bail themselves.

According to Radar Online Palin taped Track's attack on Todd:

Multiple sources told Radar that the former vice presidential candidate recorded the terrifying incident because she “wanted to be prepared” for any potential legal action.

“They knew he was coming, and were ready,” a family insider told Radar. “They wanted to be prepared for anything.” 

Local police refused to comment on the existence of a video recording of the incident, but a source told Radar that if cops do have the tape, they cannot release it to the public for months. 

They knew he was coming and yet they did not call the cops until he already started beating on Todd?

Good planning.

And yer even with all of this going on apparently Sarah still wants to visit Track and bring both Piper and little Trig to see him as well.

I am not sure that is a wise idea at this point, especially as he starts going through withdrawals due to no access to alcohol or drugs.

That could be quite terrifying for both Trig and Piper.

I also hope that somebody is on suicide watch right now.

Track just lost everything, and the drugs he takes to cope with his demons, that leaves him especially vulnerable to truly bad decisions, and the idea of taking his own life to punish his family is sure to be one of them.

Update: Jordan Loewe gives interview to the Daily Mail:

Loewe, however, told DailyMailTV that Track's parents had not always been in favor of involving authorities. 

'He's told me he was going to kill me and his parents knew that,' she said. 

'They didn't want me to call the police. They know, there's no doubt about it. I think they wish they didn't know but they know. 

'I did stay quiet each time, I never spoke about anything before this. I wanted to respect their privacy and mine and I just didn't think the world needed to know. 

'But I'm at the point that keeping quiet didn't do anything and he's hurt more people, so it's time to speak up.' 

Loewe said that she was angered by the court's decision to allow him to be released on a low bail. 

She said: 'I think he has a lot of issues – not just instability but a lot of mental health issues that have never been addressed. I think there's a bit of PTSD there but that's not the main problem. There's a lot of problems and that maybe just adds to it. It's the same with alcohol, it exacerbates it.' 

Jordan said she was unaware if Track, a veteran who served in the 1st Stryker Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division, in Iraq, was using drugs. 

'When I was with him, he was sober for year at that time and there was still a lot of violence problems,' she said. The issues are there, with or without substance abuse. He doesn't think have a problem so much as anyone wants to help him – you can't help yourself.' 

So Jordan was getting constant death threats from Track and his parents dissuaded her from calling the police? Apparently they were willing to risk her life, rather than force their son to get help.

Yeah, a little counseling is NOT going to turn any of this around.

Track either accepts being in therapy for the long hall, or he is going to kill somebody. 

Period.

Palin picks up on her daughter's ghostwritten post about mean liberal teachers and makes it even dumber.

Courtesy of Palin's the Grizzled Mama's Facebook page: 

Teachers Unhinged 

Piper's endurance of incidents like this is admirable. The problem is when a teacher seeks to hurt a child who may not be as resilient as Piper has had to learn to be, that teacher will have scarred another child while never being held accountable. 

Funniest thing after this incident with the local Drama teacher was Piper's comment, "And of course, Mom, he drives a Prius." 

- Sarah Palin

"Unhinged teachers?"

There's some obvious projection for you.

Of course as I pointed out when this story first appeared two days ago over at Bristol's ghostwritten blog, it is VERY unlikely that anything like this happened, or that it happened in the way the Palin family ghostwriters describe it.

It is just another opportunity to garner sympathy by hiding behind the kids, and they are so dedicated to this methodology that they even decided to use it twice.

As Donald Trump would say, Sad. 

By the way, and just a little off topic, it appears that Dakota just bought Piper a car.

Okay just how much do former Medal of Honor recipients get paid? 

Because right now I have no idea what he actually does for a living.

Bristol Palin's ghostwritten blog tells a story about her sister being targeted by a liberal teacher. Moose poop doesn't really smell, but this does.

The first part of the poorly written post deals with an incident in New York, and then extrapolates to include, as always, a member of the Palin family.

In this case poor put upon little Piper Palin: 

Recently, my 10th grade sister actually just had something awkward happen to her at school. A liberal teacher, someone who has always hated my mom, went on a rant about President Donald Trump. This alone should be disturbing, but you can see it happens all over the nation to unsuspecting kids all the time. Of course, this teacher’s political rant turned into and (sic) anti-Sarah Palin rant. (Because why wouldn’t it?) 

Then, the teacher told the kids in his class that they should tell Piper what he said and how they feel about my mom’s politics! 

I couldn’t believe it. 

A few days later, after the teacher was sent to the principal’s office – literally – and interviewed by the principal, the teacher apologized to my dad. 

But what about the damage done to the kids in that class? What about the fact that teachers across America feel perfectly fine teaching kids THEIR version of American politics… what happens when people are spewing their political beliefs and the politician’s kid ISN’T in the class? 

I hope teachers start suffering some consequences (Yeah. I'll bet you do.)– but you know that probably won’t happen!

Okay first off we should remember that before Donald Trump was busy lying everyday to the American people, Sarah Palin and her family were doing that already. 

Secondly this supposedly happened in a Wasilla school, in one of the reddest parts of the state.

Do we really believe that in that atmosphere a teacher would let their liberal flag fly?

The word you are looking for here is "unlikely."

My take is that, at Sarah's urging, Bristol's ghostwriter took a completely unrelated incident and worked to somehow make it about the poor downtrodden Palins being victimized once again by some heartless liberal. 

We have seen this play out time and time again. (Remember Joe McGinniss supposedly peeking through Piper's bedroom window?)

I will say this, comparing Bristol's ghostwritten blog to her mother's click bait saturated ghostwritten "website," certainly makes Bristol's look ten times better.

I mean at least there is sometimes actual content there, whereas Palin's is empty and devoid of any personality at all.

For those who were asking about Track Palin's fiancee's pregnancy.

Only missing two!! #family

A photo posted by Bristol Meyer (@bsmp2) on Sep 10, 2016 at 1:08pm PDT

Yep she still looks pregnant to me.

And look now that Palin got Track's case thrown out the whole family can continue to live together in Wasilla, where they know the law will never touch them.

Or will it?

By the it took me a second but I think the two that are missing are Tripp and Kyla Grace.

That moron from the Mat-Su Valley accidentally makes a more of less valid argument.

Courtesy of the Wasilla Whippoorwon't's Facebook page:  

Hot night in my real world in Wasilla - yard work complete, baked loaves of late-summer garden's zucchini bread, & now get to sit down to catch pay-per-view's big UFC fight. (You know I asked Levi Johnston about how much time Sarah Palin spends baking. At some point I'm sure he will stop laughing long enough to answer me.)

As we've seen throughout Rio Olympics, like I've always said: sports are an analogy of life, thus analogous to the Presidential election. 

 Like this McGregor vs Diaz fight tonight, it always comes down to "who wants it more?" 

So, supporters of America-First Nationalism (represented by the Trump movement) must understand the UniParty's Globalism (that'd be Hillary), and how the Left fights to win. They fight dirty, but they fight to win. (Who, WHO fights dirty? Shall we talk about the 2000 presidential election?) This election is the battle for America's future. Patriots who know our solvency and sovereignty hinge on the next administration's defense of our Constitution, its policies and its Supreme Court appointments must ask: Are we willing to fight to win this time? Do we want it more? More than leftist zealots who are out for blood and never fight fair? (There she goes again. I think that conservatives think not "fighting fair" means using things like facts, which as we all know have a liberal bias.)

Commonsense independent Americans must SHOW our willingness to fight to win this time. 

 I want it more... for our kids' future. Do you?

 -Sarah Palin

So believe it or not Palin makes a valid argument for choosing your 2016 candidate. (As you know even a broken cuckoo clock gets the time right twice a day.)

Yes it is all about who wants it more. And right now more people, including many disenfranchised Republicans, want Hillary Clinton to win. (In fact as of this writing FiveThirtyEight gives Clinton an 84.8% chance of winning to Trump's 15.1% chance.)

I also appreciate that Palin is not afraid to use the term "nationalism" to refer to Trump's campaign. After all if it was good enough for Hitler it should be good enough to Donnie.

I have to admit I was a bit thrown by this term "Uniparty" but after doing a little online research I discovered that it is a far Right Wing term to define both the Republicans and Democrats as a united pro-government party working against the interests of the true patriots.

And of course Donald Trump is considered by these people to be a "true patriot."

So yes Sarah Palin is correct here.

The two sides in this election consist of one which wants to destroy the government that we know today, close the borders, and turn us into a nationalist country that mistrusts and excludes foreigners.

While the other side is one which wants to continue moving the country forward, fight global warming, strive to provide better health care to its citizens, and work with other foreign leaders to end war and suffering around the globe.

Gee, how will we ever make a choice?

Sarah Palin defends the conservative "work ethic" by using her own hard working children as an example. NO I am not kidding.

Courtesy of Granny Grifter's Facebook page:  

Who HASN'T Worked Jobs the Left Feels is Beneath Them? Greatest Life Lessons Are Learned Through Actual WORK! 

Absolutely amazes me that the Liberal mindset allows mocking the American work ethic. Belittling an entrepreneurial spirit got us into the mess we're in with dependency on a failed, bankrupt government. Big Government Libs LOVE the cycle of dependency because with it comes CONTROL of those who are dependent. 

Good for those who do what it takes to independently make a living. Leftists condemning women entrepreneurs owning their own businesses and parents holding down more than one job to provide for family? It's shameful, Democrats. 

I'm so thankful all my kids work AT LEAST one job (most work two or more jobs at a time!), along with furthering their education... they've always worked this way. And I'm proud my four big kids are setting that great work ethic example for their little brother, Trig, who'll also be expected to work because every able-bodied human being is created with unique ability to work. America - we're blessed when those abilities are put to good use; we're lost when choosing not to. 

Tell me about the jobs YOU'VE held in order to pay the bills and be productive! 

- Sarah Palin

Okay clearly Palin is now just trolling liberals.

What has Palin all fired up about "liberals" supposedly condemning female entrepreneurs was this article from Jezebel, poking a little fun at Mike Pence's wife's fledgling business of selling little charms you put on your towel so that you don't get it mixed up with some other person's towel.

Wait, what?

Karen Pence, wife of GOP VP pick Gov. Mike Pence and soon-to-be Second (or First) Lady of Trump Republic, Inc., is the proud founder of “That’s My Towel!” Charm, Inc. What are towel charms? I’m so glad you asked. 

Imagine a set of wine charms. Then imagine if those wine charms were designed for something even less important. That is a Towel Charm.

 Okay for one thing how do you NOT mock this?

And for another thing Karen Pence is the wife of a Governor, is a former teacher, and sells paintings of houses for money, so there is no way that she is using this business to "provide for her family."

But putting all of that aside, how in the hell does Palin use HER family as examples of hard working Americans.

As far as I know Todd does nothing but lie around the house, stopping only to accompany her to some public venue as laid out in his contract, work on his snowmachine, and occasionally do a little fishing or hunting.

Sarah herself, well we all see what she does to bring in money. She pimps herself out.

As for the rest of the family literally the only one that I know who at least had a steady job was Willow, and to be honest I am not sure any more exactly how much she works these days.

Bristol claims to work occasionally at that dermatologist office, though most of the time it seems her job is to post pictures on Instagram of the MOH husband she trapped, and the child that she claims to not want exploited.

Piper babysits.

Trig is the prop from which sprang almost all of this good fortune for the Palin family, so he's done more than his part.

And Track, well Track seems to have set a career path designed to ultimately destroy his family's credibility.

Of all of them, I would say that he is the most successful.

Now going back to that Karen Pence thing, look stupid people will buy stupid unnecessary things.

However I would bet money that she does not want one of those useless unnecessary things defending her on Facebook.

Who better to tell people it's not stupid to vote for Donald Trump than Sarah Palin?

Damn she is really pulling out the stops here.

Courtesy of Politico: 

Sarah Palin made a surprise appearance at a Donald Trump rally in San Diego on Friday, telling Trump supporters that members of the political establishment "want you all to feel stupid." 

“Stupid is some people are actually going to vote for the crooked one,” Palin said, referring to the "Crooked Hillary" nickname that Trump has given Hillary Clinton. 

Poor Trig. Once a political prop, always a political prop.

Palin blasted the establishment and political commentators for doubting Trump's prospects as the Republican nominee for president. 

“And media, you know, their head is still a-spinnin'," Palin said. "What you have tried to do to Donald Trump and to all of his supporters has only proven that we were right. Do you know how thoroughly distrusted you are, mainstream media? Well, he is now though, he is now we the people’s nominee. So suck it up, cupcake.” 

Actually the phrase is "Suck it up Buttercup."

Palin also attacked President Obama for going to Hiroshima and not being a dick about the fact that we killed 146,000 people, mostly civilians, there. in 1945.

Courtesy of the Washington Post:   

“Our commander in chief suggesting – actually, lying in suggestions – to the world that we were wrong to prove that we would eradicate evil in World War II.” 

“You mess with our freedom,” she said, “we’ll put a boot in your ass. It’s the American way.” At that, the crowd chanted, “USA! USA! USA!”

Palin also referred to Donald Trump as a "golden wrecking ball." No, I am NOT kidding!

“Rattled, are they now?” Palin said. “Well, maybe it’s time that things get rattlin’.” She pointed out that the yellow Gadsden flag flown at tea party rallies depicts a rattlesnake “coiled, prepared, ready to strike.”

Gee I sure have not missed covering this lunacy.

Here is a video of Palin's remarks, but I warn you watching this could cause significant brain damage.

Screechy does not even begin to describe it. (Did you notice that she left the Belmonts at home?)

Now that Palin has resurfaced there is more talk about Trump making her his VP choice.

I refuse to accept that such a thing is possible, however Trump is just such a "golden wrecking ball" who could predict anything he might do?

Speaking of a wrecking ball it appears that Palin's endorsement of Paul Ryan's primary opponent in Wisconsin has really helped. Helped Paul Ryan attain a lead of 73 points that is.

(Photos courtesy of the Trump Frump's Facebook page.)

Another reminder that money is getting tight in the Palin household.

Just sipping on my #310Shake , obsessed with this deliciousness and best way to start my day! 💪🏼🙆🏻 @310nutrition

A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on Apr 19, 2016 at 5:53am PDT

I somehow doubt that this brings in a great deal of revenue so I cannot help but wonder when the rest of the Palin crew will start doing their part?

Willow could endorse crazy neon colored hair dyes.

Piper could offer baby sitting services to other parents of DS children in the area. After all she has literally tons of experience.

Todd could help introduce a line of airbags for snowmachines.

And of course Track could make a hand protection ad for for men who want to keep their women in line without suffering undue damage to their knuckles.

Of course when Sarah Palin hits it big with her new "I'm going to judge all you haters" reality show I am sure everybody in the family will be right back on easy street. (Damn, I almost typed that with a straight face.)

Another Todd Palin update courtesy of his incredibly unsympathetic "wife's" Facebook page.

Not to be a conspiracy theorist but they could literally be vising anybody in the hospital.

Courtesy of Nurse Ratched's Facebook page:

Thank you for lifting Todd up in prayer. He's still in ICU under care of a superbly skilled staff. A long surgery repaired numerous breaks in Todd's upper body, docs essentially lifted and secured every rib with steel bands, anchored the broken clavicle with plates and rods, set aside repair of a broken shoulder for later (also later are more minor things like ACL/MCL knee injuries), still mechanically inflating one collapsed lung while other bruised lung, liver, etc., are watched; chest drain is working overtime to keep things clear. (Damn, Todd was really injured badly. It's a good thing his wife was able to make it to his bedside.....you know, eventually.)

Requiring a bit more than our usual fix-all up here - Duct tape - some gnarly incisions to enter his innards will be reminders of how life can change in the blink of an eye. (And skating through TSA detectors with bionic parts will now be anything but the blink of an eye!) 

(Mocking Todd for his injures, always a supportive and nurturing thing to do. Can't you just feel the love?)

So thankful for today's medical technology including 3-D X-rays, temporary pain blocks and epidurals. (Medical science, always so much more effective than prayer.) I'm voting for their continued use until a resting position is found that allows minimal wincing with each breath. (That's a hint that she expects you to share your pain meds with her Todd.)

We say Mat-Su Regional Hospital is the best place to start life - all our babies are Mat-Su born - and these ER and ICU days show our local medical experts are most outstanding at continuing life, too... by the grace of God. (And they are great at keeping secrets too, aren't they Sarah?)

It's all good though, and I hope whatever challenges you face today - physical, emotional, financial - you'll have confidence in the care around you, and you'll apply Todd's consistent advice: "Don't sweat the small stuff."  (Small stuff?)

Your care for Todd is more appreciated than I can express. Thank you. And thank you to the still-mysterious snowmachiner(s) who came upon the wreck and provided critical help that night. I hope to meet you soon! 

- Sarah — at Mat-Su Regional Medical Center. 

Wait! She hasn't met the "bystander" who found her husband broken and bleeding in the woods?

How is that possible?

Now there is a guy who has a story to tell that I imagine is worth a pretty penny.

Okay so here we are coming up on a week since the accident and we STILL have not seen a picture of a damaged showmachine or for that matter a damaged Todd Palin.

Seeing Willow and Piper on a hospital bed does nothing to convince people used to the lies coming from the Palin family of the severity of Todd's injuries.

I'm not saying that he is not hurt, but you know what they say on the internet, "pictures or it never happened."

A couple more pics of poor single mom Bristol Palin on vacation in Hawaii.

my heart

A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on Mar 5, 2016 at 4:12pm PST

☀️ best sister friends

A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on Mar 5, 2016 at 9:44pm PST

And yes, like many of you, I find that these pictures raise some interesting questions.

P.S. By the way there will be a troll coming by at some point to attack us for spending any time talking about Bristol and her vacation because it is "irrelevant." However the fact that they spend the time to attack us every single time proves that it is not. 

Revisiting Bristol Palin's attempts to bully Dakota Meyer with her boobs. Update!

So yesterday I posted that Daily Mail story featuring texts between Bristol and Dakota, as well the information that Bristol is essentially using breastfeeding to manipulate Meyer's visitation rights.

To say that I received a lot of angry e-mails and instant messages from people in Wasilla who know FOR A FACT that Bristol is full of crap would be an understatement.

I was also reminded that we already have the evidence that she is lying to Meyer in our possession.

For instance there is this picture of Bristol and Piper coming out of a restaurant with both people food, and a baby bottle.

Okay well maybe this is how Piper carries her booze. But I sort of doubt it.

And then of course there was this from only days after Sailor's supposed birth.

Now one of my sharp eyed visitors mentioned that this bottle looks suspiciously like this product.

Which are actually prepared bottles of newborn formula that Bristol would only need to pop in Sailor's mouth without having to measure and prepare it herself.

And in case that was not evidence enough that Bristol is full of crap, there is also this from her Facebook page.

In case she deletes this post, it says: SPRING CLEANING! Just donated most of Sailor's newborn clothes, diapers, formula and maternity clothes to our nearest Pregnancy Center. Don't forget options like this when you want to donate gently used items

So the question is just how much newborn formula must she have that she wants to give it away, and if Sailor was only born in December then isn't she STILL considered a newborn?

Oh and for those who are inevitably going to suggest that somebody needs to contact Dakota with this information, just know that he has already been contacted. What he does with it is entirely up to him.

Update: Well look which blind item was just revealed:  

January 11, 2016 

This former A list celebrity who took a turn through several forms of reality television before heading back to her hometown and her celebrity family is worried. Apparently she is so worried that her family has been trying to reach a settlement that would keep her former lover from taking a paternity test. 

Bristol Palin

So raise your hands if you did not see this coming.

Of course all this does is raise more questions than it answers.

Dakota Meyer files an emergency motion to see his daughter.

Courtesy of Radar Online:

According to court documents obtained by Radar, Meyer filed an “emergency” motion on February 24 asking the court to finalize a temporary custody agreement for his daughter with Palin, Sailor.

As Radar reported, Palin already filed documents asking the court to allow her to live with the child in Alaska. Meyer lives on the other side of the country, in Kentucky, but Palin insisted she wanted to have final say in when he would see the baby. 

However, that didn’t seem to go over well with Meyer, 27. On February 24, he also filed a “motion for expedited consideration” of his custody request. 

According to Alaskan court procedural documents, such motions are only filed when an individual feels that they “have an emergency that justifies speeding up the motion process.”

Well it looks like somebody has been watching how Bristol Palin is treating her first baby daddy and recognizing that if he wants to see this kid he is going to have to force her to let him.

Or perhaps he just wants access in order to perform a more thorough DNA test.

In the meantime Bristol's sister Piper has been all over her Instagram account defending her big sis and essentially dissing the Medal of Honor winner:

piper.pShe supports her kids. She has a full time job. She left Dakota, it's not your Business to know why. If she wants you to know then she'll tell you. But I will tell you that Dakota still has not met sailor. Bristol has offered for him to meet sailor many times. It's his fault that he hasn't met her and she is 2 months old. He also never contacted Bristol while she was pregnant. So if that doesn't tell you something your messed up in the head. Go take care of your children please and worry about your family. Don't go by the media because it's not true so if you would leave her alone that would be great:) #🖕🏼 @iamcarlita_ 

After somebody (With the username "Palinarewhores") questioned how Piper could be commenting so early in the afternoon: 

piper.p@palinarewhores school ended at 2 hun😘 

Even big sis herself feltr the need to jump in: 

bsmp2Lol as you are at work @piper.p .. Ignore them, so much hate, who cares. Look at anyone who comments negatively, everyone of them follows 10x more than they have following them. No one values their opinion. Bunch of punkass - know nothing, naysayers. Ignore them babe, and have a good rest of the day at work! Love you

So classy.

Good luck there Dakota, trust me you're going to need it.

Iron Dog. One of the rare times that the Palin family comes out of the shadows in Alaska.

Courtesy of Palin's Facebook page

I swear if it were not for Palin pimping this race, I would never even know it was taking place.

I have heard virtually nothing about it on local TV stations up here.

You know I was thinking about Todd Palin's life a little this morning.

Here is a guy who is virtually off the radar for most of the year, aside from a few brief appearances as his wife's arm candy and purse carrier, and then every February, like Punxsutawney Phil, he pops his head out of his hole and competes in a snowmachine race that he is destined to lose, as if he is caught in his own  deeply troubling version of Bill Murray's "Groundhog Day."

I guess it's not a bad gig if you can get it. And have no self respect or sense of shame that might get in the way.

By the way it's nice to see Bristol and Sarah in the same picture again. It's been awhile.

However I notice that Willow and Track could not be bribed into showing up. Maybe next time.

Assuming of course that neither one of them is awaiting trial for physical abuse that is.

P.S. You can track the racers here.

Sarah Palin congratulates Taylor Swift for winning a Grammy, having a pro-women message, but mostly for posing with Piper six years ago.

So last night Taylor Swift won Album of the Year, which is quite an achievement.

So in response Sarah Palin called a bunch of media outlets all clamoring to hear her opinion on the big win to issue a statement.

Just kidding, she banged something out with her forehead on Facebook: 

Congrats to Taylor Swift who made grammy history and has good advice for your young women: 

“As the first woman to win Album of the Year at the Grammys twice, I want to say to all the young women out there: There are going to be people along the way who will try to undercut your success or take credit for your accomplishments or your fame.” Congrats Taylor - thanks for being sweet to Piper a few years back!

Translation: "Congratulations on having talent,  I guess some people really need that as a crutch, now let me figure out some way to make this about me or my family. Wait didn't you have your picture taken with one of my kids one time?"

Oh and also with that dude who screwed up being Charlie Sheen more than Charlie Sheen did.

Is everybody in the family simply a prop at this point? Or is that a silly question.

You know Palin did not have to drag her youngest daughter into this, after all there is also a picture of HER sitting with Taylor Swift that is a little more recent.

Oh yeah you can almost feel the warmth between them in this photo from SNL's 40th Anniversary show.

By the way does Sarah Palin, who is famously anti-feminist, recognize that Swift's acceptance speech last night is being heralded as a victory for feminists?

Somehow I doubt it.

Thanks Obama!

Just another way that he has failed America.

Holiday greetings from the Palin gals.

Courtesy of the Mad Mama of the Mat-Su's Facebook page:  

Merry Christmas! I hope you had a joyous day and can keep the Christmas spirit alive in your heart and home all year long. Love from my girls and me. 

Okay so I have a confession to make.

I really tried with this most recent pregnancy NOT to go all conspiratorial.

After all not EVERYTHING these people do can be a lie, a manipulation, or a made up part of the family mythology. Right?

Right?

But then things started to happen.

First we had the whole question of "Who's the daddy?"  Which neither the Palins nor Dakota Meyer seemed interested in putting to rest. (Why would somebody just let that go on?)

Then we had all of these rumors that Bristol gave birth sometime in November. (No confirmation so could just be people talking on the internet.)

Next there was the fact that Bristol phoned in her participation during Tripp's child custody case. (Well there are legitimate reasons for this, besides hiding a recent birth. Right?)

That was followed by the birth, and the Grizzled Mama's Facebook page showing her holding the newborn which originated from New Orleans.

Posted by Sarah Palin on Thursday, December 24, 2015

WTF?

Now that has been followed by a post from our friend Malia Litman in which she called all of the area hospitals every day since December 11th and found that Bristol had NEVER been a patient at any of them.

I give up. Apparently EVERYTHING these people do is a lie, a manipulation, or made up part of the family mythology.

Time to brainstorm some baby names for Bristol Palin's newest bundle of joy. Update!

It occurred to me yesterday that since Bristol has finally confirmed that she is indeed having a baby girl, that we here at IM could perhaps help her to come up with a couple of baby name choices.

After all we exist to help, right?

Right?

Oh come on, just say right.

Anyhow I thought I would start the ball rolling with some of my choices, such as Stripp Palin, or Spazz Palin, or perhaps Cinnamon Palin. (You know just in case...)

Or perhaps she wants to honor the military by naming it after a branch of the service or a specific rank, such as Ranger Palin, or Sailor Palin, or Private Palin, or First Specialist Palin.

But then I started thinking that the Palins like to name their children after where they were conceived, you know like Track, Piper, and Bristol Palin.

So that got me thinking that perhaps the child could be called Backseat Palin, or Dirty Bathroom Floor Palin, or perhaps Behind MY Fiance's Back Palin.

Well I'm just spitballing, but perhaps some of YOU have even better names to contribute.

You know, because we are all about helping. Right?

Update: For those who are feeling particularity sorry of Bristol or think we are being mean, take a look at how she is described in an article entitled "Stars Who Refuse to Admit their 15 Minutes of Fame are Over": 

When your path to fame is built by being the daughter of an insane Alaskan politician-turned-talking-head, you need to milk that moose for all it’s worth. Sarah Palin’s daughter became a vocal abstinence spokesgirl, despite being a teen mom herself, but failed to ride her mother’s coattails when Sarah disastrously lost her political power. Instead, Bristol appears on reality shows whenever she can, and continues to barf out backward political opinions as loudly as she can so people will notice her again. 

Yeah I somehow don't think that my post on baby names is going to be the meanest thing that Bristol reads about herself this week. Or even today. 

Damn it looks like the infection has spread. Update!

You know I kind of hoped that Levi's influence might inoculate the poor kid, but it looks like the Palin pathogen is too virulent.

Bummer.

By the way for those of you worried about Piper's pig, it looks like she has a good home now.

Piper's Instagram went public for a little while yesterday with a picture of her and a dog, which addressed the pig giveaway, but today it is in lock down mode again.

Update: Yep, it looks like Bristol has a new house. 

Gee, I wonder if she has new job to go along with it?