Holiday greetings from the Palin gals.

Courtesy of the Mad Mama of the Mat-Su's Facebook page:  

Merry Christmas! I hope you had a joyous day and can keep the Christmas spirit alive in your heart and home all year long. Love from my girls and me. 

Okay so I have a confession to make.

I really tried with this most recent pregnancy NOT to go all conspiratorial.

After all not EVERYTHING these people do can be a lie, a manipulation, or a made up part of the family mythology. Right?

Right?

But then things started to happen.

First we had the whole question of "Who's the daddy?"  Which neither the Palins nor Dakota Meyer seemed interested in putting to rest. (Why would somebody just let that go on?)

Then we had all of these rumors that Bristol gave birth sometime in November. (No confirmation so could just be people talking on the internet.)

Next there was the fact that Bristol phoned in her participation during Tripp's child custody case. (Well there are legitimate reasons for this, besides hiding a recent birth. Right?)

That was followed by the birth, and the Grizzled Mama's Facebook page showing her holding the newborn which originated from New Orleans.

Posted by Sarah Palin on Thursday, December 24, 2015

WTF?

Now that has been followed by a post from our friend Malia Litman in which she called all of the area hospitals every day since December 11th and found that Bristol had NEVER been a patient at any of them.

I give up. Apparently EVERYTHING these people do is a lie, a manipulation, or made up part of the family mythology.

Well look who finally responded to the birth of her granddaughter. Or did she?

Courtesy of Grandma Palin's Facebook page.

Which then linked to Brancy's page where we see this:

A sweet note from my mom…  

Oh, perfect love! The best gift ever! 

Thank you, Bristol, for your strength and good heart and your love of life. The most important people in Bristol’s life were there to witness the miracle of Sailor Grace Palin’s arrival last night. 

 Thank you for sharing the miracle with Piper, Marina, and me, Bri! And we thank Todd for taking care of the rest of the family during this most precious beginning of a great new chapter!

 - Sarah Palin

So uh, why did that note not appear on the proud Grandmother's Facebook page?

Did she actually write it, or was it ghostwritten for her by Nancy French?

And then there's this:

"The most important people in Bristol’s life were there to witness the miracle of Sailor Grace Palin’s arrival last night."

And then it lists Piper, Palin and, MARINA?

Does that sound like a dig at Dakota to anybody else?

I swear this family gets more FUBAR every single year. 

The blessed event has occurred! Update!

What no manger or three wise kings?

Color me disappointed.

According to Bristol's Instagram account the baby arrived yesterday:

My sweet Sailor Grace was born yesterday, our family couldn't be more complete 💕

Well, there COULD be a father. That might be a more complete family.

Just saying.

P.S. Try not to be too nasty folks. Remember it IS Christmas Eve.

Update: Holy crap! Dakota Meyers is acknowledging that he IS the father.

Best Christmas present ever!! I couldn't be more proud of this little blessing. pic.twitter.com/xCRi8oESRx

— Dakota Meyer (@Dakota_Meyer) December 24, 2015

Wow, there really are Christmas miracles.

Well if this is the case why in the hell did nobody acknowledge it before?

Update 2: Does anybody else remember Bristol saying this on the 20th?

It (sic) my daughter's father wanted to be a part of her life, he would @trisha.s10

Yeah something feels off here.